Almost half a liter so far of 2016. Thoughts?
of what? lemonade?
if you think that looks like cum you've probably never cummed.
Gross. Why are you putting banana pudding in coke bottles?
Calling BS, that is way too much cum for just 2 weeks
wikipedia says 0.1-10 ml per average ejaculation (lets just say 5-7).
lets say he has 0.5l of sperm there that means the product of 70-100 ejaculations. which means 5-8 ejaculations per day. If you time it right and masturbate every like 4 hours or so you can definetly do it.
Time for OP to liquify his assets and close his account at the sperm bank
>mfw op is about to drink the bottle as we speak