How much masturbation is too much?

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>>663095414
When you can't blow a decent sized load. 1 or 2 times a day is my personal max. I hate when I cum and its a small load. It just doesn't feel worth it. Try edging more though, that helps.

I think 4 kg.

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I once yanked it to her every day for a year.

I did a 3dumps a day in week straight

>>663098183
I used to rub one out 5 times a day.

More than O per day is considered roo much.

You guys are cumstains for a reason.

From now on I will masturbate once every third day.

12. I've never beaten 12.

>>663098728
I topped out at 15

>>663097362
Even on xmas/halloween/new years eve?

Jacked off 12 times in one day and my dick got think and swollen, never again

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>>663098990
Yup. Every day. Sometimes twice a day.

>>663099315
Wait.. wtf?! She's 50?! Damn, looks great!

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>>663099408
Not in that pic. But yeah she still looks really good.

Here's a more recent pic.

>>663098990


>Not making a cum-snow ball and throwing it at carolers
>Why live?

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>>663098896

used to be 1 times a day all week or 2 times a day then i skip the next day

record of most fap in a day: 5

>>663099623
Top kek.

>>663098896
DAMN

>>663099550
How much would u pay to have her for half an hour ;)

>>663099987
don't you want to or can't you find the time?

>>663099653
Yup.

>>663100179
A million bucks easy.

>>663095414
You know that you masterbate too much when instead of cum, you shoot dust....

how about you all get a gf ?

>>663100375
too beta

>>663100375
i look like shit so i cant

>>663095414
Half as much as you're doing.

>>663100368
Yeah. That's why I started cutting back on fapping.

>>663100375
i keep trying and it keeps failing.
what do i do in the mean time, just never have an orgasm?

>>663100211
don't have the time
im too tired when i get home
and when i have a day off, i sleep all day

>>663100339
Idiot, I mean out of your disposable income & savings, how much would be the most you would pay?

>>663100553
Pic?

Is watching porn 6 hours a day and only fapping once or twice bad?

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>>663100832
Oh. About 2 grand, I guess. How much would you pay?

>>663100907
>6 hours a day.
Do you not have a job? Or are you a student or a neet? I figure more than twice is bad, generally. Although yes, watching 6 hours of porn a day is far too much & wasting productivity.

Many moons ago, back when when getting free porn on cable was using two gator cables to bypass whatever, I fapped twenty times in a row. Seventh grade was a wonderful time.

My record is like 9 in 1 day.
It doesnt even feel good. It just fucking hurts.

While fucking a chick, 3times within one and half hour.

>>663101007
Lol idk, I didn't even know her until now. So I wouldn't pay a crazy or any amount to fuck her, cuz I'm not that bothered about her bro.

>>663101096
I have too much free time after work. Should it be an hour max?

>>663101100
Holy shit..........

My Personal max was 8x a day 10 years ago. Nowaday only 4x a day

>>663101178
Fair enough.

>>663095414
Too much been walked in on by family

>>663100856
last place i wanna post my pic to is 4chan
>asian
>21 yr old
>long slender limbs
>thin af calves
>12 year old looking chubby face

>>663101267
What work you do? Well, hour or hour and a half/

>>663101394
What'd they do or say when they'd catch you wanking?

>>663101413
Lol doubt anyone here will know/doxx you...

>>663095414
when you get to the point where you can't cum during actual sex, that is when you know that you masturbate too much

>>663101178
>Im not that bothered about her bro

Would you fuck her though? Who cares about her brother

>>663101474
Walk out and say ugh atleast i was in my bedroom or garage late at night

I've spent an entire night edging my orgasm. I started at 10 pm and finished at 5 am. It was the best fapping session ever. Slept like a bear after that.

>>663101617
Trolling I'm guessing. Or I hope..

I did it 3 times in a row without stopping. I don't know how I did it but couldn't do it again

>>663101703
Those are the best.

>>663101474
Lel. This thread needs some caught fapping stories

>be me couple of years back
>on Skype
>doing the romance hand dance
>mother comes back
>barely hear but spider sense kicks in as she makes her way through the hall
>insta close Skype at the speed of light whilst pulling up pants

Sitting there red faced and flustered as fuck. She blatantly realised something was up. I reckon I'm going deaf

>>663101853
The most I could do in a row is 2. I always needed to rest up for awhile before I could go again.

>>663101500
still won't post pic here on /b/ on a thread about masturbation

>>663102107
Go for it.

>>663101500
>>663102107

plus i know guys from my dorm who browses /b/
i don't if he still does tho

70 times a day is still not enough

>>663101976
It can happen if you find that one super kinky porn.

>>663095414

Any #nofapstrong

>>663101703
Which obviously had nothing to do with staying up all night.

>>663100375
I have a girlfriend and still wank at least once a day. Have sex 4-5 times a week as well.

>>663102348
Pic of gf please?

trying to quit the habit for about 5 years.

>>663102297
It did.

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>>663102152
here's my tits good enough?

>>663102640
More please

>>663102518
Why?

until you cum and nothing comes out of it. about 6times a day is too much

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>>663102854

>>663101951
My mom caught me using a mirrior checking out my sister under the doors, was fapping away

>>663103211
pic of sis now

>>663102889
Not a good habit,i quit a week ago,it was kinda hard at first but i got used to not beat my meat.
I made a plan to not masturbate till i get a gf,would take a while..

>>663103271
Woulda been good if was now, but this happen in 80's

>>663098717

There's an almost religious element to (the analysis of) this post.

>>663103298
enjoy your shrinked dick

>>663095414
more than once a day

>>663103298
come on don't you like to act like a fucking beast

>>663103419
wtf?

>>663103384
Lmfao, Jesus, ur like what, 50's now?

Traveling made me forget about jacking off. Sometimes for weeks. I was always on the road and when i reached the hotel rooms i was dead tired. I did jack off into a toilet inside a train. It was probably the most consistent cumshot ever.

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>>663098896
13, but damn son.

As a dude, when blood comes out of your dick.

>>663103211
Details, please?

>>663103165
Need more.

>>663099315
This is why I'm here.

>>663103713
how the fuck can you guys manage to go on
i can't after 3

max: 5 no cum comes out not even a drop

>>663095414
If you actually lose interest in having sex with another person it's too much

>>663102889
Genuinely gives you skin cancer on the penis. This neet generation are gonna see a fucking epidemic of it, Mark my words. I'm being treated for precancerous lesions which are literally down to two decades of furious wanking. Fuck my life

>>663103587
Seems like it's always best when you go a couple days without fapping.

too much is when it hurts to orgasm. That's usually about 4-5x for me within 6-8 hours.

>>663103713
That was a good day.

can masturbation alter hormone levels?

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>>663103837
Enjoy.

>>663103902
Jesus fuck what happened?

>>663103777
She was putting on lotion and getting ready for bed. I was just in my underwears. Pulled my penis out to slowly play and watch her. I was getting my best view and most embrassing moment

>>663103900
Shit. That's me. Or maybe it's because my gf has grown to the size of a fucking elephant

>>663104014
The only thing it can alter is your sleeping patterns. I found out that orgasms are better than sleeping pills.

>>663103902
Ehh! Everything these days seems to give somebody cancer. There's even so called medical experts saying that oral sex causes cancer in the mouth, head, and neck.

Either way, we're fucked either way. I say just go for it till you kick the fucking bucket.

>>663104134
at least you have a gf anon

>>663104221
True. I always sleep really good after jerking off a few times.

can you die by excessive masturbation?
would be the best way to an hero

>>663104390

Better single than with a whale

>>663104478
Mastutbate while driving, so yea

http://xhamster.com/movies/5561536/french_swinger_milf_orgy_on_boat.html

>>663095414
More than once/day.

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>>663104098
>Red blotchy skin, raised bumps on head, never really gave a fuck just carried on jacking.
>It usually goes away.
>Stayed like it for fucking ages
>got so itchy thought it was an infection or some shit, >no big deal I'll just go to the docs and get some cream and lay off the jacking.
>Well fucking no.
>doc gets someone else to look for another opinion
>sent to dermatologist
>precancerous lesions
>need to apply a load of crap each day
>waiting for results of skin tests

You haven't lived until you wake up each day and for a split second you're happy and relaxed, only to then remember, oh yeah, I'm waiting on some fucking results which will tell me whether I'll be spending this easter ill as fuck, fucking bald, on chemo.

STOP JACKING OFF. I'm not even fucking around. One of the fastest spreading cancers amongst young to middle aged males.

>>663104636
Thanks, bro

>>663104791
Never heard of such a thing, goddamn.

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>>663104791
Man if it's fo real,im sorry for ya,maybe u haz luck and not have cancer.

>>663104961
Neither have I. I've heard though that wanking can actually reduce the chances of getting prostate cancer.

>>663104961
I'm sure you've not heard of much at all anon. Means fuck all tbh

>>663105062
Hope so too.

>>663104961
It's still quiet, remember this thread in a few years time when this blows up. I've been told I'm most certainly not the only one facing this and it's rapidly increasing at an alarming rate judging from the way the staff have been with me. It's like they have this attitude of 'wtf, ANOTHER one!?'

>>663104126
What did you say when you were caught literally with your pants down?

>>663105371
im scared anon

>>663105554
Well don't be like me, just fucking stop or at least calm it down. I wanked like once or twice a day, so these guys doing it 5-10 a day, cut it the fuck down. I'm not kidding around

>>663105371
You're joking.

R... Right?

>>663105472
I was spook for real couldnt make eye contact for a while. Sister said was a pervert. Cuz she open the door when mom yelled. I was sitting on the floor. Saying sorry sorry

About 12 grams.

>>663106035
sister was hot back then?

>>663105799
Yes, he is. "Fastest spreading cancer"? That makes no fucking sense.

>>663106259
Either spy on others or find dads magazines. I would get my jollies of while spying on her. So yea

>>663106035
Hope she eventually forgave you.

>>663106997
Overtime she did, she was my oldest sis. Giggles and makes fun of me lol. Some things best hidden not told

>>663106316
As in on the increase of being diagnosed, not the fastest spreading through the actual body. You fucking oaf

>>663096344
Kek

Time to change it up... What's the longest you've gone without masturbating? 4 days for me.

>>663098896
I've made it to 17 before, thanks Ritalin

>>663108657
1 month

>>663108801
Holy fuck, dude. What were you watching?

>>663108913
Wow! Why did you go so long?

>>663098896
fuck I'm only at 8

>>663108997
idk i didnt even realize i didnt jerk off for a month
nothing changed though except for cum density

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>>663109337
Keep trying. You'll get there eventually. Maybe this bitch will help you along.

>>663109582
So true. I went 4 days without jerking it, and when I did get a chance to fap, the cum was just massive.

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>>663095414
The real question is how much is too little?

>>663109919
Probably when you cum without touching yourself.

>>663107484
In which case a small search would find at least one reported diagnosis. Funny how it doesn't.

I sometimes even forget to fap, but other days i do it 3 times.