my gf of 6 years found my feminine penis folder (230 GB) and

She's right. You're a faggot.

>>663090634
well OP, she's not wrong.

hahahahahahaha fucking faggot

>>663090634
No help for your trap loving lifestyle faggot, and how do you have 230 GB of that gay shot?

sorry to tell you but you might be in denial your gay bro

you will not loose her
but you will lose her
for extreme faggotry

>>663090634
Please dump your folder or upload it to mega.

My sides just went into orbit...

>>663090918
i have alot of slow mo videos. its not gay btw all the chicks in it are extremely feminine

Wow this bait actually worked some.

>>663090634
First time I've laughed at shitty b8. I'll r8 4/8

I think that's a sign that she's not an accepting person man. Things will be hard at first, but it's not a worry, someone will be there someday who will accept you completely for who you are. It's best to get rid of that ho now man. You will be grateful later.
Wish you all the best, take care

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>>663091125
>chicks
>penis

choose 1 and only 1 m9.

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>230g

Kill yourself faggot

Can you not see she is right? If I were you id be trying to move on and move on nicely and pretty quiet or else she might tell everyone you know that you wank off to men with small cocks. Faggot. Post photos of your ex.

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>>663091224
>2016
>not understanding feminine penis
when will the world get rid of people like you

>>663091101
top zozzle indeed

>>663090634
>230 GB trap porn
still no homo


faggot

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>>663091334
it has nothing to do with the size of my penis. she just needs to understand its not gay. but i dont quite know the words to use

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>>663091607
show pussy

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>>663091125
Not gay at all...

>>663091607
i cant she would never let me see it just put my cock in there

>>663091824
you even>>663091693

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>>663091125
You, "totally straight", are walking down the street, then you see a sign:

8=================D
Martian Cock Emporium
8=================D

The guy out front comes up to you and says:

"Hey dude, we're having a sale, why don't you come on in and check things out?"

You: "No thanks, I'm not into cocks; I'm straight."

Guy: "Sure you're straight, but you like Mars right?"

You: "Well, yeah I guess."

Guy: "You like those cool rovers we sent up there, that awesome red color, the sexy ice caps at the poles. You know, I'll bet you even hope that you get to visit there in your lifetime."

You: "Well, yeah, sure, but I don't see what all that has to do with cocks."

Guy: "It's not about the cocks. It's about Mars. You do like Mars...don't you?"

You: "Uh, sure, I guess."

Guy: "Of course you do! So why not come inside, jerk off a couple Martian cocks and maybe suck on a few? It's really not about the cocks, just Mars."

You: "Ummm...OK..."

Yeah, right; "totally straight".

>>663090634
Dear GF of said anon
Feminine and penis do nit go in the same sentence. The symbol of masculinity cannot under any circumstances be even remotely feminine. Anon is a faggot and is not to be trusted. Plus 200 GB of gay shit is quite alarming. Leave him now for your own good and find a real man who is not into dicks
Normal heterosexual anon

>>663091707
What the fuck Sulu

>>663091198
Die chutney ferret.

>>663090634
You have 230 Gb of gay shit on your computer?
Man, you're gay as fuck, you're gayer than when gays came to gay town, you're the gayest.
Kill yourself, you gay homo fag!

>>663091979
Kek'd

>>663091396
Your kind will be the ones made extinct.

>>663090634
how much 4k porn is that?

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>>663091979

Time to ask your girl if she can accept you as a faggot. If no, move on... Keep your trap shit hidden ffs, what are you? 12?

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>>663090634

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>>663091707
oh my god! i din't know that mr. spok is gay!

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>>663090634
>im a faggot
>ive tried explaining to her that im not as the penis is feminine but she doesnt understand

>>663091396
>2016
>still in denial
Pic related

>>663091979
Saved. This is the new pasta for trap threads.

>>663092006
>Feminine and penis do nit go in the same sentence.

Although the general feeling was that the entire area had been given over to the feminine, Robert felt that his freedom was more important than any perceived consensus of behavior and pulled out his penis.

Context is key, my friend.

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>>663092184
its 4k slo mo bro get on my level. feminine penis is extra feminine when its slowed down.

>>663092066
its not gay you cock obessed faggot. do you know the meaning of feminine. its the opposite of gay.

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>>663090634
>my gf of 6 years
If you've not shared your fetishes with each other by that point then the relationship is pretty much doomed anyway.

blame it on your brother or a hacker or some shit
probably too late for that now
tell her it was your friends and you were storing it for them or some shit pay friend to take rap

>>663092580
Not sure if bait or not...

>>663092621
Use it in good health.

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>>663092721

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>>663092659

>>663090634
>230gb

What the fuck OP, that is like 11 copies of Fallout 4 worth of chicks with dicks, the fuck is wrong with you?!

>>663090634
>230 GB
nigga what

>>663092782
Phalluses.

Fellatio.

Faggotry.

Thanks for the laugh OP before I go to work

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>>663090634
Busted kek

>>663092960
I dont get it either. I have only 53gb, being a mix of around 25 different fetishes, mostly pics but sure some videos too. I cant imagine having this much of only 1 fetish. And I do have thousands of pictures...

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>>663090634
Damn nigga, 230 gigs? You wanna post dat shit like Obama posted up his integrity to the insurance companies?

>feminine penis
unless the penis is made of tumblr a penis is a penis faggot

>>663090634
Tell her you're bissexual. It's better than the whole feminine penis bullshit

>>663092960
once you start the collection it grows and grows. much like my dick when i look at all the feminine penis's

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>>663092066
Under rated post top keks

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>>663090634
Your gf is right.
You like penis = You're a faggot
Get over yourself.
But that's implying this isn't

my gf likes my intire porn folder with all its ultra extreme shit seems like your gf is a cunt sucks to be you son

>>663093042
>faggotry
>feminine penis
pick one

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>>663091607
that's a man, man

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>>663090634

>>663093194
I deleted all my stuff yesterday and i had around 63gb. I hardly ever even looked at the stuff i had so i just removed it.

>>663093363
I pick faggotry, because there's no such thing as a feminine penis.

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>>663090634

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>>663091979
>criminally underrated
Best thin ive read since the first time I saw gorilla warrior

>>663090634
230 Gb?

You are a faggot. Totaly

>>663093333
checked

The amount of faggots in denial here is absolutely amazing. U like dick --> u r gay

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>>663093363
Nice try tumblr.

Come out of the closet already. No one cares that you like cock, but insisting that dudes fucking dudes is straight deserves a serious beat down.

>>663093349
she is just stuck in the past, quite old fashioned.

>>663093333
cool quads bro

>>663091396
Your example refers to the owner of this "feminine penis" as male yoy faggotindenial

>>663093433
Holy shit

How long were you gathering that for?

I've kept a porn folder (though not this type) for the last 4 years and I'm only up to about 4gb

>>663090634

Sorry to break it to you OP buy you are a huge faggot. Let the chick go and follow your dreams of pounding and being pounded by underendowed men.

>>663090634
Lol your a fag dude I hope she leaves you

>>663093388
baby platypus motherfuckers!

>>663093349
Mine too xD she accepts it all :D

>>663090634
You are in fact, a ragging faggot.

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>>663090634

Of all the shitty memes ever mad the feminin/female penis meme makes me laugh the most.

>>663093592
> but...but...I don't wanna be gay
> I just don't like icky girl bits and want hot man on man...
> DAMMIT
> I mean man on dickgirl action.
> (No homo...really...I'm NOT gay)

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>>663093799
>kek

>>663093638
No amount of moderninity will turn a dude into a chick.

>>663093433
Well, I kinda like to sort it and stuff, and I got into making captioned pics. Im keeping it all in case one day the internet will go down forever.

>>663091435

I found a bigger fag than op. Who'd have thought.

>>663090634
You have pics of penis on your computer. You are gay af

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Troll so hard

>>663093699
Heh

>>663091979
Topzoz my friend.

>>663091607

If you can't explain why you think it is not gay. Then it is gay.

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>>663090634
If your girlfriend leaves you you can go to Thailand and fuck real ladyboy! It's a win scenario.

>>663091979
Lol

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>>663093930
Well, most vaginas do smell gamey as fuck. And most girls don't know how to properly take care of their ass prior to insertion. And traps are 2slutty4u. And they know how to properly work your cock. And they aren't nearly as high maintenance as the average bitch. And they get more cute as time goes by, making them an investment. You get a lonely cross dresser before they start HRT and he's all grateful and shit, four years later she looks like the hottest girl in the club and does everything you want. Which is anal. All you get is oral and anal. From someone who knows how to handle your goodies.

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>>663093799

>>663091607
thats a fucking dude you disgusting trap loving fuck

Here, I'll break it down nice and easy for you op.
Man = Penis
Woman = Vagina
Man + Penis (Of ANY kind, no matter how feminine) = Gay
It isn't that hard, unlike you when you see cock apparently.

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>>663094319
Newfag detected

>>663094335
Bullshit.

Keep telling yourself that all girls are skanks to justify your lust for cock and man ass.

if she really loved you, she wouldnt break up over such a dumb thing. propably a gold digger

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>>663090634

As if anyone on /b/ has a gf!
Silly OP
Of *COURSE* you're a faggot - you're OP!

>>663094335
implying an asshole smells better than a pussy

FAGGOT

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>>663093518

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>>663090634

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>>663090634

>>663093670
no it doesnt you cock obsessed faggot stop projecting

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>>663091979
>>663092621

Ravioli ravioli this be new pastaroni

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>>663093796
being bigoted isnt big or clever, and it doesnt make sense cos im not gay. a waste of time for you then. you probbaly have alot of that you fucking loser.

Put yourself in her shoes.
>be at home
>be on computer
>accidentally right-click the folder icon on task bar
>see "not gay" under recent
>click it
>ask bf about it
>he says him loving cock it isn't gay so it's okay
I'd fucking break up with you too.

>>663094015
yes but femininity will, especially when applied to the penis

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>>663094494
No, I'm saying the opposite.
>>663094542
The average girl doesn't properly clean her pussy, it smells like salmon jerky. Traps on the other hand, get ther ass crazy clean before you see or handle it.

Just posting here that tomorrow, i'll see a 60ish dude to suck his dick, lick his anus and drink his piss, and it's not the first time ! I'm living the dream :p

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>>663094733

>>663094803
You wouldnt know shit about the average girl you faggot fuck

>>663090634
You just need to come to terms with your homosexuality.

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>>663094768

>>663094100
*feminine penis you faggot

>>663094881
>bisexual
Sure.

>>663094803
A smelly cunt is a tasty cunt.

>>663094950
I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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>>663094803

>>663094654
>attached to the groin area of a male
>Male.
>M.a.l.e.
>faggot.

>>663094994
From having all the cock slamming against your throat?
Oh shit sorry, _feminine_ cock slamming against your throat.

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>>663090634

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>>663095002
Yeah, clean ass tastes like copper.

>>663094751
well im not gay so ur not my bf and you cant break up with me no matter have much you want to fag. i love my gf and she will cum to see that F.P's are not gay. if you are attracted to the feline form its literally the opposite of gay

>>663094994
Why?
I sometimes ask my gf not to wipe after she went peeing for a whole day and then at the evening I eat her out.
An unwashed dick, THAT is what really stinks...

>>663095079
>usually
its not my definition you faggot

>>663095091
From the idea of going back to gross smelly vagina and tasting it. Eewwww.

>>663092370
Seriously underrated post

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>>663094768
Kek

>>663095115
Apparently as well as being a faggot you're fucking retarded and didn't read the first line.

>>663091125
Bait much faggot

>>663095201
I guess it can be chopped off too.

>>663090634
op do you have vids of T girls in chastity thingy milking while playing with anal toys ??if so post the webms pls

>>663092659
Such b8

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>>663095126
See
>>663095203
You guys are absolutely disgusting. At least the gays keep it clean. You fuckin weirdos.

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>>663095115
stop trying to spread your autism...

>>663094803

>being this virgin

I have only found a pussy a little out of date when I was hiking for weeks in a jungle. Doubt my dick smelt much better.

>nothing quite like a stink-fuck under the jungle rain

>>663095369
>I wonder why everyone else is wrong and I'm right

>>663095091

kek

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>>663090634

Look OP, I understand 1 thing:
If you would let me choose between an ultra female looking being with a dick or an ultra masculine with a vagina, I would go for the feminine.
What I dont get is that amount of GB of porn of it..

Here you go OP, just show her this, its a legit explanation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage

>>663095115
>if you are attracted to the feline form its literally the opposite of gay

>implying this wouldn't be bestiality

>>663095679
are you retarded

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>>663090634
Not sure if epic troll or massive faggot.... I'm going with faggot

>>663095115
canine > feline

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>>663095446
You found a keeper anon. Most vag has a pungent smell, and it stays on your dick for at least three shower sessions.
Stink fuck I could've done without.
>>663095503
I wonder that so often.

>>663095747
>>663095679
yes, but thats not the point here, i just copied the wrong link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4

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if you dont want to bang this chick your gay no excuses

>>663095832
Im pretty sure that guy did all this only to explain to his wife hes not gay.

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>>663095900
What chick?

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Reverse image search says op is a faggot

>>663091979
Keks/10

>>663095900
My gay? No excuses?

>>663095830

It was a great trip but she has gone back to Australia now. Literally the other side of the world. I'd love to go back to south America though. Jungles and psychedelics are a humbling mix.

>>663090634
Faggot, queer, homo, fudge pusher
What you are has many names faggot

>>663090634
op doesnt know how to put passwords on his files /rename them to something like work op is fgt

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>>663090634
230 GB

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>>663090634

>>663096371
He has shared *none* of it. That fuckin faggot.

>>663094803
>assumptions
>generalizations about said assumptions
>Insert other assumption
>Insert generalizations about said assumption
>Insert indignation

Say that you're bisexual and offer her a threesome with anybody of her choice.

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>>663096453
your a faggot

>>663096027
the one in the image you blind gay

>>663090634
"babe its just a feminine penis, if i were gay it would be masculine, you have to believe me on this, i'm not gay!"

>>663095689
faggots so gay he thinks sex with women is beastiality lol and they call me deluded