my gf of 6 years found my feminine penis folder (230 GB) and is trying to break up with me cos she thinks im a faggot. ive tried explaining to her that im not as the penis is feminine but she doesnt understand. can /b/ help me explain to my gf? i love her and dont want to loose her.
I think that's a sign that she's not an accepting person man. Things will be hard at first, but it's not a worry, someone will be there someday who will accept you completely for who you are. It's best to get rid of that ho now man. You will be grateful later.
Wish you all the best, take care
choose 1 and only 1 m9.
Can you not see she is right? If I were you id be trying to move on and move on nicely and pretty quiet or else she might tell everyone you know that you wank off to men with small cocks. Faggot. Post photos of your ex.
>not understanding feminine penis
when will the world get rid of people like you
it has nothing to do with the size of my penis. she just needs to understand its not gay. but i dont quite know the words to use
You, "totally straight", are walking down the street, then you see a sign:
Martian Cock Emporium
The guy out front comes up to you and says:
"Hey dude, we're having a sale, why don't you come on in and check things out?"
You: "No thanks, I'm not into cocks; I'm straight."
Guy: "Sure you're straight, but you like Mars right?"
You: "Well, yeah I guess."
Guy: "You like those cool rovers we sent up there, that awesome red color, the sexy ice caps at the poles. You know, I'll bet you even hope that you get to visit there in your lifetime."
You: "Well, yeah, sure, but I don't see what all that has to do with cocks."
Guy: "It's not about the cocks. It's about Mars. You do like Mars...don't you?"
You: "Uh, sure, I guess."
Guy: "Of course you do! So why not come inside, jerk off a couple Martian cocks and maybe suck on a few? It's really not about the cocks, just Mars."
Yeah, right; "totally straight".
Dear GF of said anon
Feminine and penis do nit go in the same sentence. The symbol of masculinity cannot under any circumstances be even remotely feminine. Anon is a faggot and is not to be trusted. Plus 200 GB of gay shit is quite alarming. Leave him now for your own good and find a real man who is not into dicks
Normal heterosexual anon
oh my god! i din't know that mr. spok is gay!
>im a faggot
>ive tried explaining to her that im not as the penis is feminine but she doesnt understand
>still in denial
Saved. This is the new pasta for trap threads.
>Feminine and penis do nit go in the same sentence.
Although the general feeling was that the entire area had been given over to the feminine, Robert felt that his freedom was more important than any perceived consensus of behavior and pulled out his penis.
Context is key, my friend.
its 4k slo mo bro get on my level. feminine penis is extra feminine when its slowed down.
its not gay you cock obessed faggot. do you know the meaning of feminine. its the opposite of gay.
>my gf of 6 years
If you've not shared your fetishes with each other by that point then the relationship is pretty much doomed anyway.
I dont get it either. I have only 53gb, being a mix of around 25 different fetishes, mostly pics but sure some videos too. I cant imagine having this much of only 1 fetish. And I do have thousands of pictures...
Damn nigga, 230 gigs? You wanna post dat shit like Obama posted up his integrity to the insurance companies?
Your gf is right.
You like penis = You're a faggot
Get over yourself.
But that's implying this isn't
Best thin ive read since the first time I saw gorilla warrior
Nice try tumblr.
Come out of the closet already. No one cares that you like cock, but insisting that dudes fucking dudes is straight deserves a serious beat down.
If your girlfriend leaves you you can go to Thailand and fuck real ladyboy! It's a win scenario.
Well, most vaginas do smell gamey as fuck. And most girls don't know how to properly take care of their ass prior to insertion. And traps are 2slutty4u. And they know how to properly work your cock. And they aren't nearly as high maintenance as the average bitch. And they get more cute as time goes by, making them an investment. You get a lonely cross dresser before they start HRT and he's all grateful and shit, four years later she looks like the hottest girl in the club and does everything you want. Which is anal. All you get is oral and anal. From someone who knows how to handle your goodies.
Here, I'll break it down nice and easy for you op.
Man = Penis
Woman = Vagina
Man + Penis (Of ANY kind, no matter how feminine) = Gay
It isn't that hard, unlike you when you see cock apparently.
As if anyone on /b/ has a gf!
Of *COURSE* you're a faggot - you're OP!
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being bigoted isnt big or clever, and it doesnt make sense cos im not gay. a waste of time for you then. you probbaly have alot of that you fucking loser.
Put yourself in her shoes.
>be at home
>be on computer
>accidentally right-click the folder icon on task bar
>see "not gay" under recent
>ask bf about it
>he says him loving cock it isn't gay so it's okay
I'd fucking break up with you too.
No, I'm saying the opposite.
The average girl doesn't properly clean her pussy, it smells like salmon jerky. Traps on the other hand, get ther ass crazy clean before you see or handle it.
well im not gay so ur not my bf and you cant break up with me no matter have much you want to fag. i love my gf and she will cum to see that F.P's are not gay. if you are attracted to the feline form its literally the opposite of gay
You guys are absolutely disgusting. At least the gays keep it clean. You fuckin weirdos.
stop trying to spread your autism...
>being this virgin
I have only found a pussy a little out of date when I was hiking for weeks in a jungle. Doubt my dick smelt much better.
>nothing quite like a stink-fuck under the jungle rain
Look OP, I understand 1 thing:
If you would let me choose between an ultra female looking being with a dick or an ultra masculine with a vagina, I would go for the feminine.
What I dont get is that amount of GB of porn of it..
Not sure if epic troll or massive faggot.... I'm going with faggot
You found a keeper anon. Most vag has a pungent smell, and it stays on your dick for at least three shower sessions.
Stink fuck I could've done without.
I wonder that so often.
if you dont want to bang this chick your gay no excuses
Reverse image search says op is a faggot
It was a great trip but she has gone back to Australia now. Literally the other side of the world. I'd love to go back to south America though. Jungles and psychedelics are a humbling mix.