I meant those little nipples. I can see how that may have been confusing.
Only if you promise to wash first. Want me to play Siege with you at all? Might help shake some of the wiggles out. Murdering digital characters is good for stress relief.
Don't ask me, I'm not attracted to things I can go to jail for screwing.
No, tell me how im a mental fuckup and will never achieve anything in life like you like to tell me.
I don't think you can go to jail for screwing a 2D image. Maybe some sort of abstract prison. That sounds like a good twilight zone episode.
Drown in your own drunken vomit
Not in America (freedom, god bless) but actually 2d cp is bannu in some countries.
Nibi's having his period again.
The comic he just posted features a character bleeding from the crotch. You are 100% right.
We've been over this Nibi, do not bring up ghosts of the past. You apologized to me and I apologized to you, stirring up history does no one any good. Now, do you want Papa Barry to rock you to sleep with the sweet sound of "ENEMY SPOTTED" or not? Otherwise I will keep watching Clone Wars until I go to bed.
What you gonna show me fam?
What you gonna show me bro?
Right, not having a one night stand with you then.
Should've had a safeword.
I'll just give you some yoga pants instead, fair deal?
i'm sure i'm not going to die
As long as we're making impossible requests, can I get a unicorn?
Ehh, deal. I'll wear pants I don't want over anyway.
I totally want to try on yoga pants too.
Keep them legs shaved, and you can.
Hello Sire Dominic
I swear to fuck
I hate people
This room at the uni is specifically called the chill out zone
It's a place where you can take a nap if you're tired
But at the moment it's filled with a bunch of shitheads who are taking up all the bean bags and won't stop talking.
Sounds like a disgusting fucking hippy college.
Eww, hairy legs. I can't even.
Find the cutest one and curl up in his lap.
murder is always an option
I can't think of any reason it's not a good idea.
You know where else is a cool place you can take a nap if you're tired? Your room.
The problem with sleeping in ones' room is that sometimes your room just feels like all the shit you have to do.
>shaving your legs
Yeah, let's just adopt all of the stupid high maintenance things that girls do because we're morons
oh wait, let's not do that.
An option which isn't exactly legal.
None of them were cute.
Yeah, that'd be great if I actually wanted a nap and had more than an hour break in which cycling back and forth to my domicile wouldn't be a waste of time.
Personal preference, amorcito mio.
Well that'd be a good reason.
people do lots of things while they're illegal
I tried being a prissy gay once, shit's too much work.
Every time I try not shaving my legs I want to kill myself.
enjoy your nap gote
there's nothing to see if there's nobody to see it
Yeah see that's me every time I try shaving them. I cannot however go without shaving my face, shit just gets too damn itchy
Contain your inner woman, eat some kale and greek yogurt
do not talk shit on kale and greek yogurt
Ah, yeah. That's why I like being up in the middle of the night. There are drawbacks, but the entire building being empty except for individuals' rooms is so nice.
When I'm older I could see myself rocking a well kept beard. I can't grow anything that isn't nasty right now, though.
actually yogurt is p. cool
>contain your inner woman, eat some kale and greek yogurt
>contain your inner woman
>kale and greek yogurt
>kale and greek yogurt
Unless of course that was SUPPOSED to be the joke.
Sssh I'm making an example
Just get off your period first , and I'll give you the yoga pants
You know what else is super healthy? Sweet potatoes. And they're delicious in like every imaginable form. I just learned recently how good they are for you.
sweet potatos are okay.
o sorry, i just can't be havin people disrespect my greens
T O U C H // T H E // E A R S
Amazing. They're AMAZING. Especially in homemade potato chip form.
Boop the snoot.
I'm not sticking my dick in something that's already bleeding
I just can't eat kale raw, that's too ew
Thinner tends to be better in my potato experience. Allows whatever you cook them with to disseminate more easily.
What do you mean?
I don't like the implications of "already" there.
oven-baked, so doesn't matter much
i put it in smoothies, i agree that it is disgusting alone
Even so. I wonder if mashed sweet potatoes would be any good.
Sweet potatoes are white, it's yams that are orange. Which I think are just sweet potatoes, but orange...and called yams.
It's nothing bad I promise!
Thank you, now if only we could tell all women that
How do you know? Have you tried it?
They're fairly differently shaped.
What's the problem with it?
Maybe they're uncommon in Bongistan.
When you put it like that it sounds absolutely godawful.
Maybe, I should sleep after all
I don't know why the cafeteria decided to subject me to this.
going for a nap
maybe they just hate you and want you to get fat
That'll never happen, I am on the cheapest imaginable meal plan to avoid that exact circumstance.
Not a whole lot. I don't have class for another 3 hours yet, so I'm just going to be blissfully idle for a little while.
I really like my schedule, except for the part where I can't seem to wake up at a normal time and instead sleep 4 hours before sitting up all night shitposting.
Oh nice. I'm about to find out how much money I am going to blow on school this semester.
Yeah, I need to buy thirty quintillion dollars of textbooks and textbook accessories sometime this week. No fucking chill I swear.
Oh, turns out the information is available tomorrow. My wallets nightmare waits another day
Your fees probably a lot higher than mine, since mine is only the equivalent of community college.
My actual college fees are bupkis; I get tuition remission because my mom's a professor. It's everything else they're nickle and diming me on.
Oh, easy then
Yeah text books are brutal.
Urgh, my schedule is busier than last semester. More work, less days off, more difficulty in getting my roster not to clash
17 credits and a job and I'm still going to spend all day, err day shitposting. Life's not worth living if I can't waste it doing jack shit on 4chan.
I'm mostly worried about the schedule clashing, since last semester I ended up getting so sick due to sleep issues I was fucked up for a month straight
I remember that. I thought you said you didn't know why you couldn't sleep, though.
Oh, that's just summer insomnia.
This is 6 months of having a sleep pattern that changes daily. I dunno how NEETs can do it.
I guess working in a place where sick people cough in my face fairly often did not help. Sleep weakened the immune system, sick patrons hit me with the diseases. Wombo combo.
> I dunno how NEETs can do it.
I can't even really do it if I have more days than a weekend off. When I have tuesday/thursday or mwf schedules I always get fucked up really badly on the off days.
Too much artificial light, too little sun calibration.
I can do it with multiple days off, but even then it loosely resembles a routine.
During the last school thing however it was just chaotic. I'd go from work to school to work some days and other days it would be normal. Some days I'd have to do things during the day and other times not.
Routine is so important. I find myself dreading days off because I know I'll fuck my own self up out of sheer laziness.
Being nocturnal can be so impossibly peaceful though.
I hate my job sufficiently to look forward to days off.
Harder to shop at night though, which sucks
I'm naturally nocturnal. But the world isn't and I haven't figured out how to get it to LITERALLY revolve around me quite yet.
I like class and feel, thus far, ambivalent about my job. Something about solving the tech problems of absolute idiots is really pleasant.
Three of my friends work at an internet company handling customer help. All three seem pretty happy with their job.
Kinda makes me jealous
It's actually very satisfying to solve a problem someone has. Failing to solve it isn't so great, though.
This is very true. Also there's a lot of activities that can only really be done in the day that I very much enjoy, hiking etc etc. Hiking at night is too nerve wracking.
Same. Also, I didn't expect you of all people to be the type to use literally wrong. The world can't literally revolve around you, silly. For that to happen, you'd need a mass greater than 1 planetary unit, which would make you very very fat. I doubt you could use a computer with fingers the size of countries.
Nah, some people actually come in. As hard as it is to believe, I have very good face to face social skills with strangers.
>Hiking at night is too nerve wracking.
Bullshit. Hiking at night is beautiful. And way, way less hot and sunny than hiking during the day.
Literally literally means non-literally, Barry.