but who was phone???

Justin Biebers new album

Thought I Was Alone...

The girls never came..

>>663081239
Soylent Green is people!

>>663081239
op is a fag

>>663081359
are you 12?

Then who was phone?

OP made a thread

Anon, tower is kill

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>>663081239
the headless hanged man

Then what was that?

Things will never change.

>>663081239

fuck my pregnant dad

>>663081239
his cock was soft

Don't check the bathroom.

>>663081239
My tortured existence tomorrow

Your pets will die.

Ten missed calls: Mom

>>663081667
Oh god, the terror!

>>663081239
But life won't change

>>663081239
Waking up tomorrow, alive

>>663081239
Your future earning potential.

"He's just a friend"

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Gas the kikes

RACE WAR NOW

I gave you AIDs

Your 'friends' hate you

Homosexuality is now mandatory

>>663081239
I am watching you.

>>663081466
>

i am still alive

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>>663081945
So hot it burns

>>663081945
3 words both times. Are you fucking retarded. It says 4 words only. NOT AT MOST
ONLY
ONLY FUCKING 4 WORDS
ARE YOU STUPID HUH?
YOU FUCKING JACKANAPE CUNT!

>>663081239
I woke up dead

>>663081239
Her asshole had buttdust

>>663081239
Then there was silence

The nigger was inside.

>>663082138
That wasn't four words

They all already know.

>>663081504
It's a horror story

>>663081239
Look in the mirror

>>663081239
We're out of Cheetos

must construct additional pylons

>>663081239
niggers are out there

i married my sister

Don't look behind you.

>>663081239
It doesn't get better

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>>663081667
>>663081734
>>663082183
>>663082198

All of you get my keks. Every other reply is fucking gay

i felt its breath

>>663082138

26 words. You're gay, kike.

>>663081239
White bitch, black pussy

george w bush naked

Your president, Hillary Clinton.

>>663081239
Bruce Willis was dead

Police find your cp

>>663081239
Hillary is the president.

>>663082478
>four word sentences nigger. Kill yourself warted cocksheathe

>>663081359
/bread

I wear no mask

Half Life 3 Canceled

driver was an alcohol

Purple-shirted eye stabber.

don't dead open inside

Didn't thank Mr. Skeletal...

I shit my pants.

Attack on Land Whale

Skeletons live inside you

You paid for Winrar

Well hung feminine penises.

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>>663082706

Adolf Hitler loves Jews

I eat pain for breakfast

>>663082857
Kek

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I killed them all.

>>663081239
She said, "I'm pregnant".

The ass was fat

>>663081239
Your rent is due.

in the ghost house

She was still sleeping

Our moot is kill

Kanye running for president

>>663081239
>Reply to this post

>>663081239
partition table not found

Hillary is elected 2016

She was a man

I dont want you

gore in gore out

>>663083085
I'd vote for Kanye

I wonder if some anon would be bothered to add in no particular order all these 4 word attempts, into an actual horror story.

Just a thought if anyone can be fucked.

We all, eventually, die.

Index out of bounds

>>663081239

Golden shower bukkake prolapse

>>663082706
>be me
>5 years ago
>driving down road
>see another car
>they have high beams on
>grab steering wheel a little tighter cause im cautious
>blinded by the high beams
>focus on beams to much and slightly turn into the car
>rekt.gif
>dazed but get out to see damage ive done
>stagger to the other car
>fuck.
>vodka pouring out of the bottle neck
>the driver was absolut kill
>driver was alcohol

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>>663081239
muslims jews niggers gooks

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>>663081239
Trump losing in 2016.

Another update is required

Kylo killed his father

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>>663083007

the muslim comic strip

>>663083257
Ruined it

>>663081239
death follows me everywhere

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Hillary winning in 2016.

let's just be friends...

niggers tongue my anus

It's all yours friend

>Restart for important updates

No beer, No pot

Or

No food, rly munchies

>>663081239
I'm pregnant, it's yours

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Bernie winning in 2016.

we need to talk

Woke up in Australia.

>>663081239
incident will be reported

Man door hand hook car door.

>>663082460

You're an underaged cunt.

Know how I know?

Your taste is shit.

Fuck your whole generation.

>>663083156
Winiar

Stillborn. We're sorry.

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>>663083573
There is no need to be upset bub

>>663081239
>You're like my brother

>>663083573
>this
I love you, based anon.

>>663083655

You contracted "we are", which took your otherwise good submission from 4 words to three. You stupid asshole.

you are the father

>>663081239
Oops. Dead baby. Sorry...

Niggers should have rights

>>663083823

I love you, too.

jet fuel can't melt

>>663081239
Donald Trump becomes president

He ded, but not

>>663081239
Moot comes back here

for sale
unused cradle

>>663084176
Gay nigger spic detected

I'm right behind you

Make America great again

>>663085047
you're left behind me?

>>663081239
Make America Great Again

>>663085170
are you me

>>663084723
oh shizzle my nizzle, did you see this cool shit on 9gag or facebook!?
Keep posting, it's giving me the spooky spooks

>>663081239
you smell different awake.

>>663085261
yes we, are you

>>663085349
creepiest so far

>>663081239
I never learned to count

You are the father

Wasn't that a mannequin?

>>663085349
dude

>>663081239
Opened drawer, last time...

look up metal dan

>>663081239
Donald Trump is President

Uhh , I came inside...

It's inside your eye

She didn't make it

his yes but are

YLYL ruined with bananas

>>663081239
"stop pls"
"no, fam"

Cheap Crib, Barely Used

Operating is not possible

>>663085349
underratted

They died for you

Betas uprising, vaginas soaked.

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>>663085993
fuck

I only need 2
"Im late"

>>663085382
>

But you see, Cloud..
you are... a puppet

>>663081697
Nope.jpg

LOOK

BEHIND

ABANDON

HOPE

>>663081239
inoperable, slow painful death

War, war nerver changes

You can't see it

>>663083286
this looks fucking hilarious. Sauce?

Look at my ass

>>663081239
Bot's thirteen for one

"Dick rate thread go"

Home alone with Jackson

It knocked on your door

She was only 13

>>663086572
it's time is now...???

Mr. Bones wild ride

woman opens her mouth

>>663081239
slowly tore off fingernails

She said she's 18

I am Mr Skeleton

hook hand car door

Jeff looks like Kevin

Trump is now President.

What did you just

The normies stole pepe

"send... this... letter... home...."

I really like bananas

>>663087047
spoopy

zozzle will replace kek

>>663087076
Lol that was the most scary story when i was a kid

Off by one digit

Are you seeing this?

>>663081239
The Jews are coming

>>663081239
You laugh, you lose

You now breathe manually

>he has no style

You now blink manually

"Mummy, please wake up."

>>663087288
>off by none digit

Dad sucked my cock

You now hear, manually

Barack Obama third term.

Cus I've got swag

Please Daddy Be Gentle

>>663087361
NO FUCK OFF TIMMY I'M SLEEPING

>>663081239
stay away from mirrors

"You have Double AIDS"

Red eyes in kitchen.

Transatlantic Trade Investment Partnership

I shat in public.

they control the mirrors

We All Die Alone

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>>663087574

>>663081239
the child is yours

>>663087617
):

Dont look behind you

Stay away from basement

>>663081239
Her clit looked odd.

The feminist accepted men.

Life is an ilusion

Everyone secretly hates you

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Where's my tinfoil hat?

I came in myself.

a llaah ak bar

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>>663081239
niggers, muslims and jews

>>663087809
I secretly hate you.

mandatory western world diversification

>>663087710
Stop copying fool

SHE'S OLDER THAN SEVEN?!

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>>663081239
you
don't
have
foreskin.

>>663087714
Her clit smelled you

>>663087822
I think that's a happy story

Ghost Haunts Your House

sanders got elected president

>>663087314
I raff, I ruse

underneath your bed, waiting

>>663081239
SHIT, ITS A TRAP

Cheese grater on bellend

>>663087914
Who did I copy?

Donald Trump World Leader

>>663088027
you could have just written it out like "IT IS A TRAP" instead of adding shit. But you get a pass since you are a faggot..

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Bitch had a penis

Let's be just friends

Wow she's doing it.

>>663088099
horror story? more like dream come true

I only used 4 words

>>663088127
That wouldn't be a horror movie

>>663082376
Thanks executor

>>663088103
crippling levels of autism

DON'T
LOOK
JUST
RUN

>>663081239
>>663081239
>>663081239


US President Hillary Clinton.
did i win?

>>663087981
I was pregnant after.

>>663088229
eugh, cancer

>>663081239

She's already forgotten you

See me? No? Good.

>>663088269
Actually he isn't wrong.

Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jefffffffffffff

>>663088294
Yeah you win

Then it was over

Shaking... I farted. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

This is a dream

Strapon up my penis

i know your ip.

/b/ in is life

>>663088294
>fuuuuuuuuu-

>>663081239
Alone with OP&Lube.

filthy frank most subscribed

>Taxes

>>663088294
oh shit nigga thats too scary this is supposed to be a fun thread

>>663081239
It is behind you.

Fuck this is spoder

>>663088467
much less cool than you think it sounds

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>>663081239
He is behind you.

Fifty shades of grey

>>663088347
>>663087305
>>663086572
only us see it

>>663088294

whoah anon whoah

>>663088247
uh this nigger has never seen Sleepaway Camp... what a fag

Smell gave it boner

Ooga Booga White Women

>>663081466
Love this film

>>663081239
>slutty teenagers
>everybody dies

>>663081504
Thats only 3 words

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black lives matter demonstration

Who was flickering lights?

>>663081504
that's three words...

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>>663084356
>implying

The baby's crying again

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You are already dead.

>>663088356
>things have to adhere to a rigid and therefor correct way of thinking
nigger it makes no difference, im never surprised by how retardedly autistic you guys are

>>663081239
then I saw me

bush did nine eleven

I am your father.

Thats not a pussy!

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store had no watermelons

>>663088762
>>663088788
HAHAHA YOU GET TEH FUNNY AWARD

if reading, too late

>>663081239
ALLAH OH AKBHAR NIGGER!

You will live forever

you are your memory

>>663081239
too hot pizza rolls

more immigrants in cologne

>>663088876
it's meant to be fiction, not fact dumby

>>663088294

> mfw no face to describe that horror

>>663089080
Cologne isn't rape culture.

i posted your address

Refugee raped my sister

They will never stop

Let's stay friends.

kebab holocaust never happens

"It's dead."

...


"Is it?"

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Detroit has no chicken.

I saw you internet!

It's always behind you

Your girlfriend cheats easily

>>663081239
There is no spaghetti.

>>663089225
This is true horror.

>>663089246
"if anyone axes you why"
Pardon me?

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I am your father.

Out of milk again

>>663089435
It's niggernese

>>663089435
it's ebonics
axe = ask

Have to go outside?

>>663089269
https://youtu.be/SkYnFk1Gpl0

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What that is here?

>(pic related)

>>663089496
No that's darth vader

>>663085807
>user came from reddit

Your reflection isn't yours

>>663089629
Noice

Government has bought 4chan

My nuts feel lumpy

>>663089732
Stop calling it my reflection then

alone with the dark

Anon, I am pregnant.

>>663089861
Creepy pasta status: Shrekt

>>663089884
But it's not yours

baby, baby. baby. oh.

Dad its chafing again

>>663089976
you're right it's jamal's
---------------------------------
you're paying child support

The ride never ends

The baby IS dad

YLYL thread no banana

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Here in my garage

The nigger was reading

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YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED

baby gives birth mother

That wasn't the wind

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>>663089629
It's a fucking noice!

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>>663089629
>Did you heard that "noice"?

>>663081239
Skellington hides inside you.

Time's different for you.