I've been cumming in a bottle for a few weeks now what

>>663078598
Well I think that's something you shouldn't share with your friends or family.

>>663078598
Are you going to drink it ?

I think I would puke all over myself and then an hero if I was you

Make a good gift for your sister.

OP here, whoever rolls dubs I take a sip, whoever rolls trips I chug it.

new coke at it again

Djkocdgh

Webm ?

>>663078958
Pour it into your ass

These quads demand it

>>663078958
going to roll for this

>>663078958
roll post vid

I hope your dick doesn't fit all the way in that hole.

Just chug it you faggot. We all know you want to

>>663079056
reroll

This is a cemetery of your unborned children
You're a fuckin murderer. Kill yourself, mraz

>>663078825
>Implying

>>663079086
Roll

>>663079099
winrar bitch

>>663079099
Nice

rollll

>>663079099
>>663079122
two sips faggot

>>663079118
>mraz
Puten confirmd()0(

>>663078598
There's no way anyone could fill up a bottle that size with cum in only a few weeks.

The average ejaculation is like half a teaspoon. Maybe three times that if you're a super jizzer.

Unless you're Peter North, this is fake and gay.

>>663079099
>winrar

>>663078598
OP must deliver

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DISGUSTING

>>663078598
Has jizzus appeared this Christmas btw?

>>663078958
chug chug chug!

>>663078598
I think drink!!

>>663079118
If you drink you you'll be called a cannibal and corpseeater

>>663078598
prefer pepsi

chug

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>>663078598
I recommend stuffing the nozzle up your ass, then get down on all four and let the cum pour into your ass.

Do it!

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>>663078598
You'll never be Jizzus back you faggot

>>663079273

lol I'm not really OP

but OP should deliver anyways

>>663078598
Put in mug
Then chug

>>663079410
Re-rolling for this!

Go put on an a cream white polyester tank top and then sit back in an office chair; pour the entire bottle onto your body and then rub it in while imitating the mating call of a male ferret. Lick between the big toe of your left foot then lick your right forearm. Masturbate furiously while screaming your name is Kellie and tweaking your nipples. Cum on a single slice of all wheat bread and then insert it into your anus while hoping around like a mentally deficient kangaroo.

>>663078598
"weeks"

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>>663079099
OP here. Nice dubs! Unfortunately...

>>663079400
Dubs decides

>>663079554
FUUUUCK

>>663079530
godfucking dammit

>>663079421
Did he not cum last boxing day?

>>663079530
FUCK YOU OP

do it OP

>>663079286 havent seen him in the last 2 years

>>663079270
A teaspoon 3-10 times a day for 7 weeks

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>>663079940
>A teaspoon 3-10 times a day for 7 weeks
>3-10 times a day for 7 weeks
>3-10 times a day
>10 times a day

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>>663079745
>>663079286
>>663079897
Can't find the screencap, but his (ex)gf found the stash, through it out. Trips decided that he would drink the last of it

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>>663078598
>"this ma cum"
fucking yellow

>a week
nobody fucking shoots a litre a week

fucking newfags so easy to troll

>>663080397
She found out the cause of her sexual dissatisfaction.

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>>663078598
you need baby raptor jesus

>>663080397
Gf stay with him? I mean it's just cum in bottles.

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Time stamp

>>663078598
OP seeing as Jizzus Christ did not show last year it is up to you to take up his mantle. Continue jizzing in those bottles and post results on christmas

>>663080539
Kek

>>663080570
No, I don't think she did

no way that is cum
op is a fag

>>663080503
Learn to read dumbfuck

>>663080503
Have you actually seen sperm before virgin? And he said few weeks not one, plurar.

>>663080503
It says few weeks you fucking idiot

>>663080503
ye u fokin idiot

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I found the last Jizzus screencap

>>663081246
Goddamn. I cannot imagine what it would be like for somebody, especially a gf, to find your jizz bottles. Poor guy.

Shove in ass

>>663078958
>rolls trips I chug it.

Roll for chugs

>>663079270
Half of a teaspoon? I can fill a shot glass easily with one load.

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trips here butt chug it all on cam

>>663078958
Roll

rolling for ass chug common trips

>>663078598
Chug it faggot

>>663078598
roll

>>663081665
Prove it. Let's see a pic with a time stamp, fucker.

A webm would be better.

>>663082048
He already posted a pic with time stamp dumbfuck

>>663081495
>Goddamn. I cannot imagine what it would be like for somebody, especially a gf, to find your jizz bottles. Poor guy.
>especially a gf

I really don't think that's going to be a problem for him.

>>663082048
Fucking retarded nigga, he's already posted it with a timestamp.

>>663082502
>>663082274
I asked for proof of him filling a shot glass with a single load.

Let's see a pic or video with timestamp.

>>663081246
anyone who thinks this is real can go back to reddit

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bamp

fucking drink it you faggot

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>>663080503
>stating a week when OP clearly stated a few weeks
>another newfag calling others newfag

Well I think you would share a coke with nobody, you lonesome cruisador.
If this post has trips, would you pour it all over the counter/kitchen bench? For some reason I desire to see that.
In the name of trips, pls

>>663078958
Do it

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>>663079530
At least op came clean

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>>663078958
You're in trouble now, faggot

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>>663078958
Reroll

trips get

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>>663078958
chug

>>663083086
OP here I didn't post that and i didn't post the one saying I would take a sip if someone got dubs

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>>663078958
One last roll for the road

Chug it anyway

>>663078958
Rollin

>only using a bottle to store discarded jizz alone and nothing else

much shame...

>>663078958
Reroll

  ▲
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>>663078598
So you made Mountain Dew. Big deal.

>>663078958
For the love of humanity, rolling

>>663083225
Ya gonna do something about that tho?

>>663079554
Ayy

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believe

>>663078958
It seems as if Jesus doesn't want you to indulge in your seed. Let's see what the God of dubs has to say about that.

I don't know why but a part of me must see this. Probably because I'm a horrid human being; avenge of the seed

>>663083465
I would if it didn't involve me showing my face drinking cum on the internet

>>663083629
>>663083719
Last roll, for you sake op.

rolling...

That is not jizz you faggutos

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Bumping

>>663078958
drink it up you closet case faggot

Dub a dub dub

>>663084499
Same fag here
>daswasup

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>>663084499
Oh God

roll
lets go faggot

>>663084499
I believe someone has to drink some spooge.

>>663078958
Butt chug it

>>663081246
The last pic of the empty bottle in the bathroom with the sink and toothpaste in the background cracked me up. Moron

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>>663078958
Well here they are

>>663078825
Well I think that's something you should share with your friends and family

rollen

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>>663079745
Actually he did

>>663078598
Autism.

It looks as if the only one whom will be drinking cum is Ops mother tonight

>>663086377
no his dad isnt going to miss out

>>663081246
Not him. He didn't have the little doll he's been posting the past couple years.

>>663081246
Holy fuck. I was lurking this thread but had to leave before he delivered
I can't believe he actually drank his own bottled cum
So was he actually Jizzus or just a copycat? I remember there were debates on that

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>>663078598
You will never be as good as Jizzus.
http://4archive.org/board/b/thread/588183506

>pic related

>>663086669
he's a copycat.
actual jizzus came a few days later after new year.
he got a gf
gf spot his jizz collection
gf went ape shit
gf threw away his semen collection
*a sad day for 4chan and therefore the entire world*
jizzus began collecting new sperm