I've been cumming in a bottle for a few weeks now what do you guys think.
There's no way anyone could fill up a bottle that size with cum in only a few weeks.
The average ejaculation is like half a teaspoon. Maybe three times that if you're a super jizzer.
Unless you're Peter North, this is fake and gay.
I recommend stuffing the nozzle up your ass, then get down on all four and let the cum pour into your ass.
You'll never be Jizzus back you faggot
Go put on an a cream white polyester tank top and then sit back in an office chair; pour the entire bottle onto your body and then rub it in while imitating the mating call of a male ferret. Lick between the big toe of your left foot then lick your right forearm. Masturbate furiously while screaming your name is Kellie and tweaking your nipples. Cum on a single slice of all wheat bread and then insert it into your anus while hoping around like a mentally deficient kangaroo.
>A teaspoon 3-10 times a day for 7 weeks
>3-10 times a day for 7 weeks
>3-10 times a day
>10 times a day
Can't find the screencap, but his (ex)gf found the stash, through it out. Trips decided that he would drink the last of it
>"this ma cum"
nobody fucking shoots a litre a week
fucking newfags so easy to troll
you need baby raptor jesus
trips here butt chug it all on cam
>Goddamn. I cannot imagine what it would be like for somebody, especially a gf, to find your jizz bottles. Poor guy.
>especially a gf
I really don't think that's going to be a problem for him.
>stating a week when OP clearly stated a few weeks
>another newfag calling others newfag
Well I think you would share a coke with nobody, you lonesome cruisador.
If this post has trips, would you pour it all over the counter/kitchen bench? For some reason I desire to see that.
In the name of trips, pls
Holy fuck. I was lurking this thread but had to leave before he delivered
I can't believe he actually drank his own bottled cum
So was he actually Jizzus or just a copycat? I remember there were debates on that
You will never be as good as Jizzus.
he's a copycat.
actual jizzus came a few days later after new year.
he got a gf
gf spot his jizz collection
gf went ape shit
gf threw away his semen collection
*a sad day for 4chan and therefore the entire world*
jizzus began collecting new sperm