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Okay /b/, let's do it. Rate my body. Honest rates.

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Okay /b/, let's do it. Rate my body. Honest rates.
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6/10

Or on my modern personal scale. A yes out of yes or a no. I'd love to see your big ass tits jiggle with your feet behind your head
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>>663050797

Those tits are righteous would plow.

However! There is rules to follow, tits was had but not a timestamp.
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>>663050797
timestamp, then i'll rate
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>>663050797
5/10. Losing fat, getting some muscle and having that disgusting pussy hair shaved off could turn you into an 8/10.
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7.25/10
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My bad
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You're fine.

And I don't mean fine the way R&B artists use it. Your body is eh, fine.

Losing a little weight would really help.
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>>663052201
This pic is hot i like your nipples. My dick would fit nicely in between those tits. How's your ass?
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>>663050797
show your pussy
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I want to slap your tits/10
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>>663052201
nice tits
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>>663052201
6.5/10 lose a little weight
tits are 8.5/10
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Feet with shoe size.
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>>663052201
Delicious tits, can you take a pic of you squeezing something between them?
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>>663050797
5/10 completely average white girl with no outstanding features or detriments.
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Would smash/10
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do you live in TN work at a seat company?
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>>663052201
Now lets see that ass OP.
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>>663052201
Post feet for a full rating?
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Just came buckets 10/10
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>>663050797
8/10. Would definitely do you. Also, post ass/feet :3
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>>663052201
Great tits, seriously
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>>663052731
Dont listen to these faggots. Your weight is fine and your tits are banging
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>>663052201
Ok. Now I am responding.

Shame on all you other faggots who posted anything other than Tits or gtfo.

Ok cam whore slut. You get a pretty good mark from me.

Love the tits. You got a bit of weight. Some anons might not like that but most likely they are teenage virgins... more cushion for the pushing I say.

So drum roll....

8 / 10. I would fuck you and probably call you back
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Beautiful tits and hair and I love the lil belly it's just right. I agree with the shave ur pussy part though. I give ya an 8 and probably date you
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I wouldn't say its fat, just some belly chub.
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Pretty hot. I like those tits
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Losing a bit of weight wouldn't hurt 8/10
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Body is 6/10 tits too saggy and slightly overweight, exercise for 7/10
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>>663052950
>longest post of all

Faggot confirmed
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I think you have a great body. 10/10
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>>663052982
Hardly chub. Nice body. Great rack. Would fuck/10
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>>663050797
6, maybe 7
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>>663050797
>>663052201
>>663052982
Not knowing the face
8/10 my type
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Having been with over 100 women
My wife hates that fact but loves how well I can perform in bed.
You have a nice body, maybe some things to be improved with a little bit of muscle tone. But would bang. 7/10
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>>663053120
Stay mad virgin faggot
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>>663052982
Holy fuck! I bet your ass is 10/10 I love this one. MOAR
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>>663052982
post better pictures like this next time 8/10
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>>663052982
Yeah definately not fat. Just anons projecting thier own overweight status onto others.

Requesting to squeeze something between those tits and take a pic
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I want to suck a fart out of your ass/10
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Your body is ok. Its not bad and at the same time, its nothing special.

You have the beginnings of a spare tire/muffin top growing. Its making your hourglass unremarkable. Dropping a few pounds will make you go up on the scale.
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Op, no chance for face?
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>>663052982
Please call me. I will marry youuuuu!!!

Respond plz.
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Your tits look whomperjawed. No tone to your body.
But that's just me having ridiculous standards. Provided you were a somewhat okay person, I'd fuck you. Not sure if tell anyone.
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>>663052982
bailey, it's over. im saving these pics n spreading this shit like mad. you fucked up big time cunt
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>>663052982
stop sucking it in you fat cow
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Your posture needs some work
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>>663050797
Show us your penis/10
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>>663053206
>only insult is virgin
>confirms faggotry
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>>663053400

If you had tits that big, you'd have shit posture too
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Solid 9. Who ever said ops tits are saggy should be shot. Your tits are amazing.
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>>663053390
>whomperjawed
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>>663050797
Great body for sure 10/10
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>>663053392
Gotta ruin the fun for everyone else
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>>663053456
Oh I'm sure I could think of other insults for you, you virgin.

But virgin seems to suit you best. Virgin.

Stay mad
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>>663052982
I'd give you an 8 for sure.
Would definitely fuck no question.
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Seriously, i dont know what everyone is talking about here. Your body is 10/10 straight up. You have some really really nice perky tits, your weight is perfectly okay, and i would smash the fuck out of what im seeing.
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Please can we see your ass OP?
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>>663052982

I would pay you $500 for you to squat over my face and drop poop logs all over it and in my mouth.

Not even joking
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>>663052982
8/10
Please keep posting.
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>>663052982
Ass ass ass ass


I also spot a man's razor. What is he not doing that you'd want me to do? Ass play? You like to get thrown around a little? A little slap and tickle?
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>5 outta 10, tits carry the whole rate
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7/10
you should put some weight on your ass for a 9/10
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>>663050797
Show your face, at least half of it
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>>663053748
Sure you could faggot. That's why you don't.
Keep sucking cock dude that's all you'll be good for.
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>>663053839
My girl uses mine, switch out blades. Shaves her vag and anus. Ive probably forgotten to switch em out before shaving a few times now that i think about it
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8/10 would bang you op
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>>663053845
You got something against tits there chachi?
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>>663050797
>>663052201
>>663052982
Please post pic with tits and mouth biting lip.
That would be fucking amazing. Definitely bump you from 8.5 to a perfect 10.
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Personally I'd say 9/10 because nobody is perfect. Don't know why all these other faggots have such high standards when they're just a bunch of neckbeards.
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>>663052742
This.
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>>663052982
>>663052982
More olz
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Wow. You wouldn't show tits and Hershey guy stole your thread so you decided to post tits?

Fucking whore.
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Perspective is the subject in the 3 photos. In the 1st one I'd say like a 6/10 but the third one is a fuckin 8.5/10
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>>663050797
Personally I am a 10/10 and even I want to ravage your 8/10 tits and bod
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Want trade pics op? Chatib search for anon545
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>>663054367
Woh woh hol up niga. Is this the girl with the cup
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>>663050797
Would let you lay on my couch(along side my hat stand with multiple fedoras on it, right beside my virginity) and attempt to sketch you whilst listening to harmonious rainforest music/10
Nah but Srs, I think you look amazing. Take care
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>>663054433
No anon, I don't want to trade my real pics for your fake pics :)
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>>663052982
Reporting for duty. Other /b/ros are gonna sap me up for this pathetic shit, but honestly, you're great. Tits to body ratio is pretty fuckin great considering you've got 36C+ tits and a pretty controlled waist. Little bit of bush is a nice touch, you seem to keep it trimmed. First picture was probably bad because of the lighting. You don't have heli landing pad nips, so that's a massive plus, curious lack of stretch marks, who cares about a timy belly chub, I'm sure more than a handful of the lurkers here can pinch a fucking inch. Stay positive, disregard shitty comments. I think you're fucking bangin'.
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6.5/10 attentionwhore/10
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>>663054077
Lol okay?
I'm just saying she lives with a dude and he's not doing something that's why she's here. And asking what she'd like me to do in her place
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>>663052201
>>663052731
Her weight isn't an issue, honestly, not even fat nor chubby. However, to be objectively honest, you don't have much for hips.
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>>663054501

You better fucking believe it.
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Ass please?
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>>663052982
Side shot reveals a solid 8/10. Awesome tits, but you still could firm up a bit. Couldn't we all.
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>>663054590
Samefag here, I also don't think you need to lose any weight. Side profile picture proves that. Losing weight would risk deflating those miraculous tits.
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>>663054590
I agree
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I'll time stamp and right whatever you want to prove
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>>663054831
Fuck i left thread no tits. You save em face pics?
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>>663054831
Elaborate?
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Write whatever you want
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>>663055038

Nah, that shiny goi nose wasn't worth the data
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>>663052982
You are hot. Great tits complete the package.
Solid 8.5/10 without seeing face.
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>>663054590
And lemme guess,
>you'll be the one in the kitchen?
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>>663054590
>>663054590
this

>OP is sexy
>I want to fuck OP bad
>I will wife OP before even seeing her face
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>>663054831
Fuck y'all talking about?
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You have pretty great boobs though they're a tad bit saggy and your ribcage / underboob area kind of lumps out. You could stand to lose 5 or 10 pounds and you have virtually no ass to speak of. That being said you are still attractive and them tits between my dick would be fine

overall I'd rate you about 7 fucks, 3 drunken hookups, and 1 pitty fuck after a breakup
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>>663055251
Fuck man, I like to cook. For that body, wouldn't you take care of that shit? I'd wash dishes for a week just to get smacked in the face with those fucking tits
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