Open bedroom door see this what do /b/?

>>662943364
Call the police... There's a nigger in your home

>>662943364
call police...."officer i have no idea how she got in my house. I just don't want aids"

>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away

I would never see this in my bedroom. I despise carpet.

>>662943364
Throw gasoline and a match on it

>>662943939
>360 degrees
>walk away

Fucking retard

>>662943364
Ask a refund, because I ordered the lighter color model. But fuck it anyways before returning it

>>662943939
... well... maybe...
think about your turn?

>>662943364
I dont have dead nigger storage in my bedroom

>>662943364
I was going to say something racist but nah, will still fuck it

>>662943364
get my knife and fork

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>>662943364
Buy cotton plantation.

sell it

>>662944065
>>>/out/ fucking newfag

>>662944065
Fucking faggot holy fucking shit what a newfag

>>662944065
>>662944115
Newfags detected

>>662943970
Top kek

Dine into the lovely chocolate before me

>>662943364
Try to control my gag reflex and call animal control.

>>662944065
found the newfag

>>662943364
but seriously you NEET fags would fuck it

no omg turn on policeplz memes, you faggots would fuck it.

it's the only pussy 90% of you cunts would ever get

>>662944256

This is also bait.

>>662943364
Lick butthole, get aids, sue jesse jackson and al sharpten.

>>662944065
Faggot

>>662943364
call cops she stealin

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>>662943364
I would actually fuck the literal shit out of that ass then toss it out of the house when I'm done with it

wake ops mum up and send her home to her faggot nigger son

>>662943364
Call a chimpanzee removal company.

>>662943364
make some human leather. That skin is really nice quality.

moar?

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>>662944486

>>662944065
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>>662944599


Seems my bait unearthed a lot of newfags

Go find febreze

>>662944931
my bait was

>>662944065

>>662944065
Buahhahaha what a dumbfuck you are ahahahahhahhaha

>>662945007
newfag spotted

>>662944931
>revealing bait
Le master troll lel

http://191media.tumblr.com/post/137117920343/879899888

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>>662943364

>>662945104
newfag spotted

>>662944535
Lel

>>662945238
nufag spooted

>>662944271
>>662944931
Okay I have a cotton plantation, where can I get my free dindu waifu?

>>662943364
check my gps

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>>662944065
We're hitting levels of autims that shouldn't be possible

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>>662944065

>>662943364
>lick asshole
>fuck her ass

ITT: newfags baiting newfags

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>>662944991
WOW

you are ebin troll

teach me master

>>662945435
>probably contract herpes
>commit suicide

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>>662945516
>mfw im am an oldfag pretendingt o be a newfag baitign newfags

@662944931
Dem guys baited

So shiny!
Grab and feel slippery

Id put my hand on her shoulder, turn her a little and see if shes alive.

If so... Id slowly pull down those panties, slather my erection with lube and gradually ease myself into her vagina. Suspect id cum more or less instantly. Fuck, put condom on first then lube.

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>>662943364

Would insert. Always wanted to try out a cotton field girl just once.

>>662943364
Call Terminex. Seems I have an infestation. This one looks to be breeding age. Hopefully it hasn't laid eggs in the walls yet.

>>662944825
Lampshades?

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>>662945631

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slip my sausage between her cheeks

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>>662944065

>>662944065
Newfag detected

>>662943364
carefully extract the adrenal gland then wake that bitch the fuck up right before I consume it and go full rampage on her

I'd quickly stuff something big like a wine bottle up her ass, just to confuse the murder investigation. Then call 911 about the dead hooker.

>>662943364
Reconsider killing hookers as a hobby

>>662943364
Run out of room, won't contaminate the crime scene, call cops right away in shock.

>>662945804
too l8 m8 now you are an aids

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>>662944065
Gotcha

>>662943364
Deflate it, take it back to shop saying this blow up doll is a reject, it's the wrong colour.

>>662945929
too opaque. I was think a pair of pair of shoes and maybe some sandals. If there's enough left some book covers.

why is she so shiny???

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>>662944701
this

Identify its owner by the collar around its neck and contact him

Check her face first.
If good go pussy
If so, so go anal
If trap go suck.
If bad burn her

>>662943364
Use the black cord on the floor to hang her

>>662944065
lol newfag

>>662943364
Ask my scout leader what I did wrong

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>>662945111

>>662943364
do a 420° and blaze the house down.

>>662945807

It's not rape if she can't say no.

I bet it's putrid

>>662944931
Lurk moar newfag

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>>662943364
Check her chains to see the state/ranch she's from. Then return here for a reward.

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>>662943364

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>>662944931
Hitting new levels of Samefag.

>>662943364
>nigger
>hood
>double checked
drop some Skittles and shoot.

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>>662948039

>>662944065
Kill yourself, faggot.

>>662944065
Newfag I see

>>662944065
omfg get rekt by the /b/ community u fuking newfag

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>>662948039
You must be vary successful in life

Take a picture.

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>>662944065
You baited 18 stupid Fuckin newfags with that
Well done anon

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>>662944065
>fags baiting fags baiting fags
>4chan, a wonderful place to be

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>>662944065
Hello new friend