Can you forgive me /bros? Made a thread earlier but had to abandon

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>>662922679
Is this you op?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg

you know the rulez OP.. tits or gtfo

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>>662923082
I was the fag that asked last thread from today. Tits have already been delivered.

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>>662923082
just waited for you to bump

>>662923215
still arround huh? i watched jackie brown in the meantime

>>662922679
May I ask for a face pic?

>>662923340
Yeah im sorry of your situation Op

>>662923297
what are those tatts ?

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>>662923359
Please don't

>>662923501
something something, white trash that i stopped progressing 2 years ago or so. When I go out or be arround people i allways wear long sleeves and jeans, i dont want other seeing my white trash. not that i dont like it, i just dont wanna share or awnser questions to normies.

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>>662923503
Give a fucking face pic

Lets see if your a 6

>>662922679
maybe he's too beta

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>>662923685

take the hairy cthulu of rotten eternity instead

Lets see puss when no face

Face pls

>>662923503
Why are you willing to show your tits but not your face...

>>662923759
Wut?..... The fuck

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>>662923759
Jesus fucking christ, that brought you down to a 3 without even seeing the face

100% haram

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I got little no nothing, but here's a little bup.

gurl why you no shave

>>662923759
Listen here, shave, take a bath and try him again.

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>>662923802
pic rel

>>662923821
im not sure why people are obsessed with faces. i mean look, i can pump up those tits or cover the tatts but i barely can change my facial strukture. just in case I ever recover and go outside i dont want any beta fag to run towards me "oh, i saw you on archive"

>>662923956
it ruins my pussy tatt and it hurt so much i dont want that redown anytime soon (after shaving you get small small scars but they damage the tatt)

>>662923980

IF I GET IN CONTACT WITH WATER I DIEEEEEDIEDIEDIEEE

Are you guys seriously complaining? At least she is a real fucking girl, not like all the trap threads and shit that are out there.
Fucking retards.

>>662924091
I would like to see that pussy tatt, please

>>662924108
they got brainwashed by ll those cocks, forgive them dear anon. I can and you should too, we are family right?

>>662924091
That asshole looks used. Good girl.

Pics of roomate who wouldn't fuck?

>>662924219
Sure thing.

Damn it Zoey. Just shave and clean up. Stop trying to fuck your cousin.

>>662924269
thats because i had to shit, i told you guys in thread but i just had to delivarrr

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>>662924091
You shouldn't have such low self esteem, you got a nice ass, and a very suggesting puss. You got that going for you.

>>662922679
If you can't manage to pay the rent as a stripper it's no wonder he didn't want to smash. Your puss must be gnar as fuck bae.

And why dont you ask to your family for some help?

>>662924672
not bad, anon. not bad

>>662922679
What counter do you live in?

Seems to me you could take advantage of most of the developed world's shelters for women and get out of that shitty situation. Get a simple job, save a bit, then get your own place.

Or, if you want to use your feminine wiles, get some nair and dispense with the extra hair, find a guy who wants unlimited sex and go lean on him until you can get on your feet.

This roommate of yours obviously doesn't value you, and you don't seem to value yourself.

Why is that?

Short on money? I'm sure people would pay to see you shave that excuse for a cunt

>>662924679
did i show my low self esteem? how? wasn aware of it?

>>662924702
heya /b/ro, not like you care but i can baerly move because I have motoric problems. you want a retard on a pole?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brWKmlmvlic OP Is forgiven

>>662924546
Do you wipe back to front?

Still, would have opted to have you as an indentured sex slave, then would have slowly pressured you into fucking my friends too

>>662924672
At least you are not fat

how many fucks for 1 month rent? what is the exchange?

>>662922679
About how much money are we talking here?

>>662924672
>>662924702

Yep, just as I thought, disgusto. Get a fucking razor.

>>662924672
You aren't too bad your body looks like a 7.5/10

>>662924835
I would actually pay good money to watch a retard try to pole dance, yes.

>>662924820
>>662924835

OK, answered that question.

So you have a health condition. That opens up your options even more.

Depending on country, that means you should have access to benefits and/or help from the state. Look into what is available in your area.

>>662924835
He was visibly grossed out, probably gay. Maybe I have to add that I am a 5.5-6/10 shut in, seeing no other people than him.
>5.5/6

>>662924812
mum died 8 years ago, havent talked to dad for 5 and there is no one else. as i said, i am not seeing any people (anymore) so eventually nobody remembers i exist (after i broke bridges with friends)

>>662924833
i had several thread s going "trips decide how i shave my cunt" eventually anyone remembers. anyhow, posted my glass full off shaved pubes and every winrar wnted soething not related to shaving so here i am, still with bush.

>>662924838
i think i like that

>>662925041
HAHAHAHA shit why. Now i really wish i was able to be a stripper

>>662925125
i know this, there are many reasons that hinders me going full autismo and getting money from the goverment

>>662925205
oh yeah right, its so low ebcause i dont give so much about my looks anymore, barely do my eyebrows or wash myself (what for?). i have a fuckton of makeup that is just getting old because i dont use it

Show a bit of your face.

>>662925205
Gonna need a face pic opie

>>662925372
How much money do you need?

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7.5/10

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>>662925377

You dont even have to shave. just trim that down. jesus

>>662925491
rent for one month is 350, i have 200 for that and no penny more (so when i pay, i am blank). but if this pleb wants the rent i paid in drugs aswell its double rent.

Normally money wouldnt be a problem, just arround the holidays business gets shit

>>662925500
that guy is 999% gayfag..

>>662925372
It's not "full autismo," until you rely entirely on it and don't try to do anything for yourself.

There's a pathway outta despondency and it begins with doing whatever you can to get out of that shitty roommate situation.

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Trips: shave a R into your snatch

>>662922679
how much are you paying per month rent?

what do you do freelance as? Email me and I'll see what I can do without you having to post your stuff here...

augmented_reality [at] live [dot] co [dot] uk

I need a few different things done by a freelancer and have not had much luck finding decent people.

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>>662925540
i do

>>662925686
Shave a G

>>662923759

sexy

>>662925745
Hold the fucking phone, you collect your pubes in a jar?!

>>662925372
>>662924838
Shame, would love too.
But 350 a month for rent, you're obviously not in the same country as me

>>662924672

all you need to do is use a trimmer on the tat part and shave the rest you fucking whore

>>662922679
Sounds like he was grossed out by the offer itself. It does kinda sound awkward if you're offering to pay your rent to his mother by fucking him.
I can't judge you though, beeing a neet myself.

>>662925745
Why are your pubes in a fucking jar?

>>662925745
Trim more then. looks like a jungle down there.

Does waxing give you the same scars?

>>662925745
I recognize that hand. You posted in another thread.

>>662925372
What state you in?

>>662925721
erm, i do pretty much actually, im basicly a cutter/editor but i do accounting aswell, coorporate id's, logos, stuff stuff stuff stuff. basicly i do everything that has to be done. Will hit you up eventually
>>662925817

yes

>>662925858
yes yes, we have low living costs i know. i (was) working part tie in london, that little rent is nothing. makes it even worse for me that i cant afford this atm

>>662925939
you got me wrong, his mother pays the rent anyway, she does not care is he has a roommate. he keeps the muneyz

>>662926000
i dont even bother trying....

>>662926030
yes, i discovered posting last december when i was alone

>>662926165
somewhere in EU

wtf this thread is full of newfags only one picture had a time stamp and it was wrong WAKE THE FUCK UP

>>662926272
fuck you dude i dont even bother proving you wrong

How did you get to live with that gay dude?
He offered or ?

>>662926445
we work pretty much the same, i am focusing on motion picture and he is only into picture

>>662926272

>>662925745
>>662925500
>>662924672
>>662924091
>>662923759
>>662923503
>>662923297

>One picture
The only newfag here is you, cuck. You haven't been in her earlier threads, have you?

>>662925721
>>662926239
send me an email now just confirming who you are or someone might kill the thread and I don't check that account very much.

>>662926516
oh yeah, right now i remember why i moved in!

his mom was threatening him into moving with him so he needed a roommate fast

>>662926571
please forgive him aswell, since not all have the privilege to /b/rowse the whole day long </3

why is London so damn trashy.

>>662926239
Here's what you do. Get a passport, enough cash for a one way ticket to the states and live with me. Was just thinking how I could get me a mail order bride. I make good money to where I can support you till you get a job, then we'll work from there. And from the sound of it you have nothing to lose.

>>662926571
where are the time stamps on the other pictures?

>>662926675

You have clearly got no idea what the actual circumstances on being able to legally live and work in the US when you're not a citizen, do you?

I had a job offer at Facebook which I couldn't get a visa for because they'd filled quota for the year and I'd need to prove that there were literally no people in the US they could hire for the role.

>>662926686
man, just stop. Google search the pics if you want, they are self made by Op.

>>662926686
>taking /r/ as anon wishes
>being remembered by other fags
>newfag still wants tiemstahmp for proohohooff

Op you are a nice girl. You dont deserve the shit you're going through.
Somehow you'll make it.

Op you're pretty bangable. why u no date?

>>662926889
That's why I said bride. We get married and you're in! Of course we'd have to talk first to make sure you aren't addicted to meth or anything, and that we click, but I'd definitely be down. Besides, the amount of money if make on my tax return would be amazing. Honestly sounds like a win-win.

>>662927234
because i have racist and gore thoughts all the time, anon found out that i have OCD

>>662927208
fucking white knight beta cunts, world would be a better place if you all disappeared

>>662927309
you are responding to the wrong guy, OP didnt respond. will probably not join you.

>>662927309
I'm not OP.

even getting married won't be enough, you'd need to have been in a relationship for a long long time for them to even consider it. Hell, even having kids isn't enough.

Not gonna lie, Op, just came to this pic.
>>662924091
Thank you.

>>662927417
First off, how did you know it wasn't op

>>662927437
Second off, then how DO mail order brides work

Has anyone paid you something yet,after doing the winrar's shit?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jX6GXIazgm

>>662927708
BECAUSE I AM OP YOU SHITTARD

>>662927746
no ofc not

>>662927862
I don't believe you now

>>662927805
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mSSGdNor5c

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>>662927993

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>>662928134
wait are you replying to first or second post im quoting?

>>662928134
kek

>>662927326
>m
thats kinda sexy

>>662928134
I think you're overreacting to a valid offer. Have fun living in new Pakistan with your new Muslim neighbors.

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>>662928217
What the hell is this guy talking about?

>>662927708
Mail order brides don't work. At all. the only way that they can get in without doing anything is contributing a vast sum of money to the US economy by setting up a business and investing heavily in said business, hiring local people, or you can buy a house, transfer it into her sole ownership and then she can move over as she owns property in the US but she can not work at all, no freelance, no charity, no voluntary.

>>662922679
>doesn't want to pay his roommate for sex
>must be gay
Your women logic is faulted. If you didn't have done it before, it's not that far out for him to get offended by it. You're basically telling him, you would fuck him only for the money/because you're desperate.
I would seek a serious conversation with him about it.

Also requesting sharpie in pooper.

>>662928272
it's okay but as i cant controll it i might find myself in situations that go not well

>>662928134
Would you mind exchanging some words on a trash email OP?
Would like to see if I can help you.
No strange trash proposition and Im' in EU btw.

>>662928477
i am pretty much sure that there is no need to hide something from your /b/rethen. You might aswell hit me up here and we can cont. the chat in private when the thread dies.

>>662928429
Now I'm really interested. What's the fastest, legal way to get someone into the US?

Would like to meet a bitch fucked up like this, so vulnerable.

Could fuck you silly and degrade you. You wouldn't be able to do anything about it because you move like a spastic.

>>662928687
so much true, another reason not to leave my home

>>662928647
Giving this in case then
[email protected]
Mind to say where are you in EU?
What are you ready to do to get out of this?
Would you move out?
Do you want to get out of this?

>>662928749
So you never leave your house? Or only to buy groceries?

>>662928662
give them a vast sum of money and a flawless business plan which includes hiring 30+ local skilled people, get them to apply to set up their business in the US and hope they don't run away with your money.

It needs to look like it's their idea.

After 10 years of living there, they don't need a visa, they get a green card.

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I love you OP.
Not because you're a faggot, but because you're adding new content to a otherwise /b/oring board.
How much money do you usually make prostituting yourself on /b/ anyway?

>>662929017
Dang. Well powerball here I come.

Wait, what does a visa require?

>>662928969
i order most stuff online but sometimes I go out about once a week maybe

>>662928934
Germany
Can't tell
I'm thinking about but i dont wanna lose my last friend, since he cared for me. As example i need a special diet and he helped me with this, or he goes out for me when i dont feel well.

Can't you find a second job?

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>>662929283
/b/ is your family, Op. /b/ is your friend.
Here, have a lego brick.

>>662929283
I would really appreciate a full face pic just to imagine what did you offer him

>>662929283
You're not far actually.
Moving out is not necessary,would just be easier.
I don't know for the social services in Germany but here,with what your profil,damn,you could have everything.
I live in the capital but if you go to a rural region,not too far from a big city,you could make your new life.
You can still pick a big city if you prefer,makes a lot of things easier,work obviously.
Anyway,I'm willing to help you if you want,seems like a nice experience.
(Because you seem to be a hell of a strange woman. I like strange people)

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OP if you can be my seks slave and clean the house/cook u can live with me for free

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>>662929283
OP, come to norway/sweeden the boarders are practically open 24/7 and they throw money at you for being a dirty immigrant and they offer you free housing! It's practically win/win.

>>662929721
Also,depends on how can your friend help,it might be even easier/better to stay where you are.
And I'm in France btw,forgot it.

>>662929787
Already tried. She gave me the finger.

>>662929283
I like you OP good luck. I'm broke as always or I might send you something.

>>662929901
Saddest thing is that you're stupid enough to think it will make hapy in the long run.

>>662929192
i just got once muneyz from an anon to talk to him, was worth 150 bucks

oh wait i lide, got once 2 bucks that i needed for a game


>>662929447
you make me wanna cry because this is so true. i feel much better after started posting but all these years /b/ has grown closer to me than anyone

>>662929436
need money in 3 days and i have good chances to be categorized as a autismo by goverment so no, prob. i cant get a second job (lost tons of jobs in the past and got freelancer then)

>>662929721
>strange https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WftIhN5GxGk

i think i could have everything here too, im just not sure if i am prepared enough and i know the doctors checking will rip me apart

will hit your email up right nao, lets se what you have to tell....


>>662929794
>>662929901
i dont clean, i dont move, i dont....do anything ebsides from waking up, turning on the pc and putting a shut down timer on when i go to sleep.

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>>662929901
ah to bad, she could find easy work here in the Netherlands

>>662929969
I have money op, but I won't send you shit

Post some oc you cunt,

>Face pic

>>662929901
If she did, then maybe you should be putting it to good use?

Also, How is the situation in Germany?
>>662922679
I hear it's bad.

>>662930123
cant say for sure since i dont go out but sandnigger's been more and more in the past 10 years

>>662929192
>Browses /b/
>Claims /b/ is boring

Why aren't you just claiming that 2008 was a better year to show complete dominance and prove that we're all plebs?

>>662930047
Work? You mean like all the other fake relationships going on in the world based on personal gain. Listen man, I'd love to find "the one" but right now I just want someone that will at least acknowledge me when I walk in the front door. Maybe even ask me how my day was. I just want someone to be near me at night so I don't feel like such a lonely worthless piece of shit, and if I have to buy it then so be it, I'm making this money for some fucking reason.

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>>662930281
Because /b/ was always shit meme har har, but recently it's nothing but traps, g/fur, h/fur, s/fur, more traps, girly cocks and loli threads.

>>662929205

visa requires unique skill and it's pretty much a lottery, I know friends who's visa didn't get renewed after expiry even though he was earning $90k salary and is a leader in the field.

>>662930567
get yourself a flat in germany and we can work things out i guess? jkjk

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>>662930076
Just don't stop posting, Op. Create new threads. Post on feel threads. Do the winrar shit you want.
We'll be always here, trying to help you and get tits with timestamp and also hearing you.
Here's another brick.
Brick by brick you'll get a new house.

>>662930567
>Not wanting to pay a bag of meat to stick your dick in it every once in a while
>wanting emotional comfort
>why even live

>>662930684
Would if I could. I can't wait to go to Japan later this year. I just wanna travel.

Op, you say you're in Germany, have you seen the movie wetlands?

>>662930905
i think not

>>662930762
Idk. Procreation maybe. Some subconscious drive that makes me want to have kids to carry my name on to make my dad proud. Could be a lot of things.

AAAh this is gonna die and i cant bump :I

Op.... Why not camwhore?

Seriously, you do fetish shit, some cunts will actually pay you for pubes, toenail clippings etc, why have you not done this?

What part of eu you live?

>>662930986
It's pretty fucked up but you're on /b/ so you'll like it.

OP, MAKE A NEW THREAD!QUICK!

>>662931266
OBEY THE DUBS!

I don't see how you're going to get monies in 3 days. Seems kinda impossible. Maybe try to negotiate some kind of extension? You said you have a friend? Why no crash there?

Someone direct the new thread to this one

>>662931213
first its not going to get me anywhere in 3 days, right? i wont have the money so. also i have made enough experience with prof. "amateurs" when producting porn back then, i dont wanna be the cow that gives the milk, i dont wanna be the bitch that milks the cow i am the bitch owning that cow or something.

>>662931266
checked but limit is far from being reached, lets chill out here a little before. what shall the new thread even be about.

>>662931482
the one friend i have is the one im living with....

sell your kidney

You do vidya?

>>662931710
playing or producing?

>>662931540
that's a shitty friend

Spoon in butt please

>>662931790
Either.

>>662923759
BLEACHED THAT SHIT.

>>662931836
as i said earlier, he did a lot of things but he may be really gay and i hit a wound spot or something. hes turning into a shithead atm

>>662922679

Why don't you lick things for money?

I'll pay you €20 to lick your own poop.

>>662932316
I'll chuck in $10

>>662932316
too bad i just shat

>>662932045
produce films when order is there, but play vidya all day long i guess

>>662932218
Yea, but if he was a good friend he would understand the situation and not give you a hard time.

will you be my internet gf? ill pay you 300 bucks a month :3

>>662932316
does it really turn you on ? O.o

>>662932316
anon, you are one sick fag

>>662932493
Im a guy but i can pretend im a gf for 300 bucks

>>662932493
>insert thank you gif here


ALL I EVER WANTED IS TO BE YOUR VIRTUALL WAIFU ANON!

what now?

>>662923297
Where are the tits?

>>662932845
make babies

>>662925372
He's probably not gay, you're just gross.

>>662932889
puberty gone wrong dude sorry :(

>>662932218

You know what you need to do? Sit him down and apologise for saying that, say

"I'm sorry for what I said, it was inappropriate and I don't know what came over me, I didn't mean to upset you but I was desperate, I didn't know what to do, I have no money, I have no work, I can't even do much work because I had to sell my equipment to give you some money towards rent, I made a massive mistake and I really really regret it but I don't want to lose you as a friend over something I said which I only said because of the situation I found myself in"

If he continues to be a dick, fuck that guy, he's a fucking asshole and clearly thinks you owe him something for your continued existence. He doesn't want sex, what you need to do is take control and literally pin him down and fuck him every day so he's scared shitless of you. While he's asleep, tie him up and fuck him, make him wake up tied up and you have to come in and let him get up. Take over his life, then when you have enough money, move away from him and never speak to him again.

>>662932963
don't worry about it small tits are cute.

anyway you're cute I hope everything works out for you. best of luck

>>662933065
this!

>>662932480
Xbox one by chance?

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1/2

>>662932937
yeah guess so

>>662933065
no need to roll for this, i am translating it nito somewhat decent german right now and will do this. hope that i dont mess up. The thing is, since i have racist thoughts and that gore stff in my head sometimes i slip....bad words.... so yeah... talking with me can be hard at times. maybe i will write a letter (50 times at least)

>>662932464
hurray, anybody else, lets get this up to her target and all she needs to do is lick her own shit.

>>662932580
no it doesn't turn me on but it'd turn somebody on and I just wanna see how far she'd go for the money

>>662932677
You're on /b/ calling me sick...

>>662933169
PC MASTERRACEEEEEE!


too bad my virtuall bf left me allready :(

>>662924108
You live a very sad fucking life don't you. "OMG a real live vagina!"

OP, how old are you?
And, because I still don't know how to properly translate this: Was hast du für einen Abschluss?
Depending on where you are and what you are trying do for a living I can confirm that it might be really hard to find a job in Germany. Also, the state usually does not pay anyone who is living with someone else.

>>662933405
hehe good try, but as i said, i shat earlier and 20+10 are peanuts, this small summ wont even make me think about doing it.

>>662933607
oh yeah, right. im mid twenties and he is asking about my school degree, i have NONE because i fucked up school. my mental health got really bad and i had to rewind a class but on another, pleb school. i dropped out because they where all really stupid and the class took years for small and easy tasks.

OP why don't you live with your parents?

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>>662926000
checked

you should fedora tip your roomate and say
m'roomate and then go to bed you degenerate faggot

>>662933920
parents kill

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>>662930731
>Brick by brick you'll get a new house.

>>662934023
How did it happen?

>>662934091
Damn anon.

where u from?

>>662933403
don't forget the part where you rape him repeatedly if he doesn't accept your apology.

>>662922679
Why the fuck is your roommate such a douchebag?

Nobody I know would ever throw me out on my ass, regardless of the circumstances.

Also
>tfw no qt roommate to casually fuck when I get home from work.

He must be a fucking queer too, though I agree that I'd be pissed off you tried to whore yourself to weasel out of paying me.

I wouldn't accept it for money, but you'd better believe I wouldn't kick you out for being a little late on the payment, and I'd probably try to fuck you regardless.

I can barely even comprehend making a poor friend pay for board. Maybe I'm some weird clannish fuck, but as far as I'm concerned me and my friends are a team, my money is their money and vice versa, nickel and diming them seems retarded.

I got ten bux to blow.
whatcha got, slut?

>>662933482
You didn't make babies

>>662934154
mom lurked too much /b/ and got cancerious ofc.

not sure about dad, but when i left him 5 years ago he erm....was spitting blood (because he smokes too much amybe?) so he might be dead right now

>>662934643
i really cant do this! i can barely hold my own weight when going down stairs, how am i supposed to rape a grown man?

>>662934761
dont know dude, just hit me up. will do stuff but not too crazy since your bucks arent that much either.
>>662934862
are virtuall ones fine? because my only trigger is child birth. there is no jumpscare or gore that can freak me out but a mammal giving birth does.

>>662935012
show soles please

>>662935012
i want to fucking hug you

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>>662935152
only feet i have for now

>>662935012
you don't need to rape him while he is awake, tie him up while he sleeps and keep him as your slave for a while. Break him. take his freedom. literally make him your personal dildo, fuck him all the time.

>>662935012
true true. i just got here so how would i go about hitting you up

>>662933874
That's quite sad, considering that most of the students I know don't even speak English properly...
You said you once got a job offer from facebook. What position did you apply for?

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>>662935012
>i can barely hold my own weight when going down stairs,
are you suffering from any form of muscular dystrophy?

>>662935442
that wasn't OP.

>>662935444
are you suffering from any form of muscular dystrophy?
yes. It's called
>being a woman

I like you op, would get fucked up with.

Unfortunately Im in a similar situation so I cant really help you.

>>662922679
> going full whore mode
... no comment.

>>662923297
> tattoos
that won't really help with jobs.