Can you forgive me /bros? Made a thread earlier but had to abandon it
Here we go, I fucked up big time (and made it even worse)
>sharing flat with friend
>his mom is paying the whole rent
>his mom is also paying him pocket money
>jobs come, jobs go
>last three months where bad
>can't pay rent
>went full autismo and offered to pay with sex
He was visibly grossed out, probably gay. Maybe I have to add that I am a 5.5-6/10 shut in, seeing no other people than him.
I posted this 2 days ago I think, here is the update
>comes home eventually
>says he has to punish me
>changes wifi pass
>cant work with phone hotspot because insecure
>had to sell part of my equipment, made up 2/3 rent
>he says he wants either all or me gone
now here is why I abandoned the last thread
>pants down, taking pussyshot for fellow anon
>hear him unlocking the door
>just cant hold back my wymen-logic
>must yell at him that I see no reason to freak out
>or even punish me for an offer
>eventually say that I cant stand him being namby-pamby (lol google transl)
>his response was that he wants the rent for december aswell
Yeah so last month I got him drugs worth a monthly rent for New Year, stuff that I dont consume, just for him and his friends. And now he wants me to pay the rent (that I paid in drugs). Why did he went full pleb on the sex thingie offer, but drugs are just fine....Or maybe not, since I cant prove I paid december.
Tl;dr i whore myself on /b/ because I cant get the money as a waitress or stripper.
Is this you op?
I was the fag that asked last thread from today. Tits have already been delivered.
just waited for you to bump
something something, white trash that i stopped progressing 2 years ago or so. When I go out or be arround people i allways wear long sleeves and jeans, i dont want other seeing my white trash. not that i dont like it, i just dont wanna share or awnser questions to normies.
Give a fucking face pic
Lets see if your a 6
take the hairy cthulu of rotten eternity instead
Jesus fucking christ, that brought you down to a 3 without even seeing the face
im not sure why people are obsessed with faces. i mean look, i can pump up those tits or cover the tatts but i barely can change my facial strukture. just in case I ever recover and go outside i dont want any beta fag to run towards me "oh, i saw you on archive"
it ruins my pussy tatt and it hurt so much i dont want that redown anytime soon (after shaving you get small small scars but they damage the tatt)
IF I GET IN CONTACT WITH WATER I DIEEEEEDIEDIEDIEEE
What counter do you live in?
Seems to me you could take advantage of most of the developed world's shelters for women and get out of that shitty situation. Get a simple job, save a bit, then get your own place.
Or, if you want to use your feminine wiles, get some nair and dispense with the extra hair, find a guy who wants unlimited sex and go lean on him until you can get on your feet.
This roommate of yours obviously doesn't value you, and you don't seem to value yourself.
Why is that?
did i show my low self esteem? how? wasn aware of it?
heya /b/ro, not like you care but i can baerly move because I have motoric problems. you want a retard on a pole?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brWKmlmvlic OP Is forgiven
OK, answered that question.
So you have a health condition. That opens up your options even more.
Depending on country, that means you should have access to benefits and/or help from the state. Look into what is available in your area.
mum died 8 years ago, havent talked to dad for 5 and there is no one else. as i said, i am not seeing any people (anymore) so eventually nobody remembers i exist (after i broke bridges with friends)
i had several thread s going "trips decide how i shave my cunt" eventually anyone remembers. anyhow, posted my glass full off shaved pubes and every winrar wnted soething not related to shaving so here i am, still with bush.
i think i like that
HAHAHAHA shit why. Now i really wish i was able to be a stripper
i know this, there are many reasons that hinders me going full autismo and getting money from the goverment
oh yeah right, its so low ebcause i dont give so much about my looks anymore, barely do my eyebrows or wash myself (what for?). i have a fuckton of makeup that is just getting old because i dont use it
rent for one month is 350, i have 200 for that and no penny more (so when i pay, i am blank). but if this pleb wants the rent i paid in drugs aswell its double rent.
Normally money wouldnt be a problem, just arround the holidays business gets shit
It's not "full autismo," until you rely entirely on it and don't try to do anything for yourself.
There's a pathway outta despondency and it begins with doing whatever you can to get out of that shitty roommate situation.
how much are you paying per month rent?
what do you do freelance as? Email me and I'll see what I can do without you having to post your stuff here...
augmented_reality [at] live [dot] co [dot] uk
I need a few different things done by a freelancer and have not had much luck finding decent people.
Sounds like he was grossed out by the offer itself. It does kinda sound awkward if you're offering to pay your rent to his mother by fucking him.
I can't judge you though, beeing a neet myself.
erm, i do pretty much actually, im basicly a cutter/editor but i do accounting aswell, coorporate id's, logos, stuff stuff stuff stuff. basicly i do everything that has to be done. Will hit you up eventually
yes yes, we have low living costs i know. i (was) working part tie in london, that little rent is nothing. makes it even worse for me that i cant afford this atm
you got me wrong, his mother pays the rent anyway, she does not care is he has a roommate. he keeps the muneyz
i dont even bother trying....
yes, i discovered posting last december when i was alone
somewhere in EU
oh yeah, right now i remember why i moved in!
his mom was threatening him into moving with him so he needed a roommate fast
please forgive him aswell, since not all have the privilege to /b/rowse the whole day long </3
Here's what you do. Get a passport, enough cash for a one way ticket to the states and live with me. Was just thinking how I could get me a mail order bride. I make good money to where I can support you till you get a job, then we'll work from there. And from the sound of it you have nothing to lose.
You have clearly got no idea what the actual circumstances on being able to legally live and work in the US when you're not a citizen, do you?
I had a job offer at Facebook which I couldn't get a visa for because they'd filled quota for the year and I'd need to prove that there were literally no people in the US they could hire for the role.
That's why I said bride. We get married and you're in! Of course we'd have to talk first to make sure you aren't addicted to meth or anything, and that we click, but I'd definitely be down. Besides, the amount of money if make on my tax return would be amazing. Honestly sounds like a win-win.
I'm not OP.
even getting married won't be enough, you'd need to have been in a relationship for a long long time for them to even consider it. Hell, even having kids isn't enough.
What the hell is this guy talking about?
Mail order brides don't work. At all. the only way that they can get in without doing anything is contributing a vast sum of money to the US economy by setting up a business and investing heavily in said business, hiring local people, or you can buy a house, transfer it into her sole ownership and then she can move over as she owns property in the US but she can not work at all, no freelance, no charity, no voluntary.
>doesn't want to pay his roommate for sex
>must be gay
Your women logic is faulted. If you didn't have done it before, it's not that far out for him to get offended by it. You're basically telling him, you would fuck him only for the money/because you're desperate.
I would seek a serious conversation with him about it.
Also requesting sharpie in pooper.
give them a vast sum of money and a flawless business plan which includes hiring 30+ local skilled people, get them to apply to set up their business in the US and hope they don't run away with your money.
It needs to look like it's their idea.
After 10 years of living there, they don't need a visa, they get a green card.
I love you OP.
Not because you're a faggot, but because you're adding new content to a otherwise /b/oring board.
How much money do you usually make prostituting yourself on /b/ anyway?
i order most stuff online but sometimes I go out about once a week maybe
I'm thinking about but i dont wanna lose my last friend, since he cared for me. As example i need a special diet and he helped me with this, or he goes out for me when i dont feel well.
/b/ is your family, Op. /b/ is your friend.
Here, have a lego brick.
You're not far actually.
Moving out is not necessary,would just be easier.
I don't know for the social services in Germany but here,with what your profil,damn,you could have everything.
I live in the capital but if you go to a rural region,not too far from a big city,you could make your new life.
You can still pick a big city if you prefer,makes a lot of things easier,work obviously.
Anyway,I'm willing to help you if you want,seems like a nice experience.
(Because you seem to be a hell of a strange woman. I like strange people)
OP if you can be my seks slave and clean the house/cook u can live with me for free
OP, come to norway/sweeden the boarders are practically open 24/7 and they throw money at you for being a dirty immigrant and they offer you free housing! It's practically win/win.
i just got once muneyz from an anon to talk to him, was worth 150 bucks
oh wait i lide, got once 2 bucks that i needed for a game
you make me wanna cry because this is so true. i feel much better after started posting but all these years /b/ has grown closer to me than anyone
need money in 3 days and i have good chances to be categorized as a autismo by goverment so no, prob. i cant get a second job (lost tons of jobs in the past and got freelancer then)
i think i could have everything here too, im just not sure if i am prepared enough and i know the doctors checking will rip me apart
will hit your email up right nao, lets se what you have to tell....
i dont clean, i dont move, i dont....do anything ebsides from waking up, turning on the pc and putting a shut down timer on when i go to sleep.
ah to bad, she could find easy work here in the Netherlands
Work? You mean like all the other fake relationships going on in the world based on personal gain. Listen man, I'd love to find "the one" but right now I just want someone that will at least acknowledge me when I walk in the front door. Maybe even ask me how my day was. I just want someone to be near me at night so I don't feel like such a lonely worthless piece of shit, and if I have to buy it then so be it, I'm making this money for some fucking reason.
Because /b/ was always shit meme har har, but recently it's nothing but traps, g/fur, h/fur, s/fur, more traps, girly cocks and loli threads.
visa requires unique skill and it's pretty much a lottery, I know friends who's visa didn't get renewed after expiry even though he was earning $90k salary and is a leader in the field.
Just don't stop posting, Op. Create new threads. Post on feel threads. Do the winrar shit you want.
We'll be always here, trying to help you and get tits with timestamp and also hearing you.
Here's another brick.
Brick by brick you'll get a new house.
first its not going to get me anywhere in 3 days, right? i wont have the money so. also i have made enough experience with prof. "amateurs" when producting porn back then, i dont wanna be the cow that gives the milk, i dont wanna be the bitch that milks the cow i am the bitch owning that cow or something.
checked but limit is far from being reached, lets chill out here a little before. what shall the new thread even be about.
the one friend i have is the one im living with....
You know what you need to do? Sit him down and apologise for saying that, say
"I'm sorry for what I said, it was inappropriate and I don't know what came over me, I didn't mean to upset you but I was desperate, I didn't know what to do, I have no money, I have no work, I can't even do much work because I had to sell my equipment to give you some money towards rent, I made a massive mistake and I really really regret it but I don't want to lose you as a friend over something I said which I only said because of the situation I found myself in"
If he continues to be a dick, fuck that guy, he's a fucking asshole and clearly thinks you owe him something for your continued existence. He doesn't want sex, what you need to do is take control and literally pin him down and fuck him every day so he's scared shitless of you. While he's asleep, tie him up and fuck him, make him wake up tied up and you have to come in and let him get up. Take over his life, then when you have enough money, move away from him and never speak to him again.
yeah guess so
no need to roll for this, i am translating it nito somewhat decent german right now and will do this. hope that i dont mess up. The thing is, since i have racist thoughts and that gore stff in my head sometimes i slip....bad words.... so yeah... talking with me can be hard at times. maybe i will write a letter (50 times at least)
hurray, anybody else, lets get this up to her target and all she needs to do is lick her own shit.
no it doesn't turn me on but it'd turn somebody on and I just wanna see how far she'd go for the money
You're on /b/ calling me sick...
OP, how old are you?
And, because I still don't know how to properly translate this: Was hast du für einen Abschluss?
Depending on where you are and what you are trying do for a living I can confirm that it might be really hard to find a job in Germany. Also, the state usually does not pay anyone who is living with someone else.
oh yeah, right. im mid twenties and he is asking about my school degree, i have NONE because i fucked up school. my mental health got really bad and i had to rewind a class but on another, pleb school. i dropped out because they where all really stupid and the class took years for small and easy tasks.
>Brick by brick you'll get a new house.
Why the fuck is your roommate such a douchebag?
Nobody I know would ever throw me out on my ass, regardless of the circumstances.
>tfw no qt roommate to casually fuck when I get home from work.
He must be a fucking queer too, though I agree that I'd be pissed off you tried to whore yourself to weasel out of paying me.
I wouldn't accept it for money, but you'd better believe I wouldn't kick you out for being a little late on the payment, and I'd probably try to fuck you regardless.
I can barely even comprehend making a poor friend pay for board. Maybe I'm some weird clannish fuck, but as far as I'm concerned me and my friends are a team, my money is their money and vice versa, nickel and diming them seems retarded.
mom lurked too much /b/ and got cancerious ofc.
not sure about dad, but when i left him 5 years ago he erm....was spitting blood (because he smokes too much amybe?) so he might be dead right now
i really cant do this! i can barely hold my own weight when going down stairs, how am i supposed to rape a grown man?
dont know dude, just hit me up. will do stuff but not too crazy since your bucks arent that much either.
are virtuall ones fine? because my only trigger is child birth. there is no jumpscare or gore that can freak me out but a mammal giving birth does.
only feet i have for now
you don't need to rape him while he is awake, tie him up while he sleeps and keep him as your slave for a while. Break him. take his freedom. literally make him your personal dildo, fuck him all the time.
That's quite sad, considering that most of the students I know don't even speak English properly...
You said you once got a job offer from facebook. What position did you apply for?
>i can barely hold my own weight when going down stairs,
are you suffering from any form of muscular dystrophy?