Okay guys heres the deal... This girl wants me to be Jody and

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Bumping with said girl

Convince yourself he's an asshole.

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>>662864095
Heres more skin

accept you're a bad person

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>>662864208
Yeah, ive been telling myself that. But from what i heard he actually treats her right, probably just not in bed.
>heres tits for reply

So many cheaters these days. Fuck this world.

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>>662864264
Meh, feels like it..
>tits for you

tits or gtfo

>>662864410
Just don't care. I've done it and hang with them not even thinking about it. She married him later on.

Tell him he's dating a whore? Enjoy the free pussy while you can, but definitely tell him. You're still a dick though for fucking her.

>>662864496
Are you fucking blind?

>>662864264
Pretty much this, you have guilt because you know it's a shitty thing to do. Luckily you can take solace in the fact that she's a horrible person too. So ya might as well do horrible things to each other.

Just accept the fact that at any moment an unexpected ass-beating from an angry husband is sure to come your way.

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>>662864410
Do the toilet seat message for him. Still get laid.

>>662863936
Hey dick! considering i did 20 years doing communications in the army.... do you honestly fucking believe that i dont have programs on my laptop telling me where IP addresses are originating from? and what fucking servers are bouncing the fucking signals from? by deconstructing the motherfucking source code? i bet your freaken old school. using a damn crystal ball and rabbits foot right? screw off.

>>662863936
No reason to feel bad unless you actually know the guy and he's a good person in your opinion. But if he's in the military, his ego is that of a 18 yr old with the mentality of a highschool kid. You're doing him a favour by fucking his girl right.

Keep on fuckin.

>>662863936
we should share pictures of the girl on social media so her boyfriend finds out over sees

that way you dont have to feel bad about him not knowing


or you can man the fuck up and tell him


or film that shit and share it with him
or film that shit and share it with us

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>>662864520
Ive actually thought about this. Just to be somewhat of a bro. Bad thing is we've been good fuck buddies since she was 15 in high school. I dont wanna ruin that.
>pussy for you

Convince yourself he is a cunt. She is clearly a cunt. Blow your load in her for her boyfriend to find so he knows she is a cunt and leaves her homeless. You get sex she gets whats deserved win win win win win win win win win win

>>662863936
Fuck you op. He's gonna come home early from service and kill your beta ass with his bare hands

>>662864567
he could also be a nihilist about it and just do meaningless, fleeting pleasure things to each other

>>662863936
Look, in the grand scheme of things, it really doesnt matter. One day you will die, so will she, so will hey boyfriend, no matter how nice/awful he is to her. I say you go balls deep as long as you can.

>>662864410
>>662864492
Fucking stacked tits. Fuck her bro, someone gotta keep her company while her BF is shooting sandniggers

Just bang her man. So long as the dude's not gonna murder you if he finds out, who gives a fuck. Enjoy it while you can OP.

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Just.
Morals meh they are just a bump in the road enjoy pussy while you are alive or as long as your dick gets hard.

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>pic related

>>662864835
Hes not in the army. He works offshore in the oilfield. Like 7 days out 7 days home

>>662863936

Almost all women are whores, what a surprise! It's on your conscience what you wanna do, man, but you seem to have enough of a conscience to ask here (lol) in the first place.

>>662863936
>>662863936
well what i did to feel better about it was i asked if shed cheated before, turns out she has, a lot, so that cleared my conscience pretty good

>>662865006
damn guy, just fuck her tho. it's not his fault his girl is a whore she's probably going to search for more dick if you say no

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>>662865031
I know, i just dont know if i should tell him after or leave a toilet note like other anon said. I would want to know if my bitch was cheating on me. Especially in my own house that im working for so she can live in

It's all her fault. She's the one with him, you're the one that this chick chooses to fuck. CLEARLY he wouldn't turn down a girl as sexy as that, so unless he catches you in the act, I'd say it's all good.

>>662863936

I'm biased because I was in a similar position as the guy you're about to screw over. Although I understand your position, I hate you and everyone like you.

>>662864492

You can find better, and single too.

She could be cheating on him with a niger

Best rationalkzation:

This is about her. Not You.
She is cheating.
She has a boyfriend.

You are single.
You are a man.
You are having sex with a girl.
This is what you are programmed to do.

His girl is a whore.
That's not your fault.
He needs to find a new girl.

>>662865380
I'll add that I hate this slut and her type more than the guys that take advantage of their soul-crushing infidelity.

Agree

>>662865006
¿who cares? only you mate, fuck that bitch in the pussy, enjoy it I have 5 years with out pussy, god some free pussy would be a joy for me, and you are troubling yourself because she is a slut, come on mate just go for it.
and thank you for the pics you are a hero.

>>662865338

True. It's up to you, man. I think the toilet note is actually a good idea. She needs to pay for what she is doing, and you can make her pay while taking advantage of her. Yeah, do the toilet note thing.

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>>662864624
I love this fucking idea. Seriously considering doing it.
>heres an older pic i have of her.

As a guy who works away mining for 6 months of the year, personally I think you and her are pieces of shit. Kinda hope the guy catches you and kills you both slowly.
She has nice tits. Pussy looks wrecked though.
Enjoy your guilt.

>>662865545

Like I said, almost all women are whores. This should not be news to anybody that browses /b/.

Honestly just stop caring. You got a good thing going. You get the pussy and you don't have to worry about her wanting anything more with you. Unless you are trying to get with her but we all know that would be a mistake. Just do what I do and once you start feeling bad about the dude think about her sweet pussy and the fun you guys have and get hard and let your other head take over cause it don't give a fuck about her guy. Don't fuck up a good thing. Pussy with nothing attached is the best pussy

>>662865781
wen did you start getting nudes?

>>662865389
and get AIDS.

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>>662865812
Not all that wreaked.

Where's the ass?

Stopped reading at foot fetish. Kill yourself faggot.

As someone who was in the army and had this happen, don't do it bro. Sometimes the girl you have back home is the only thing keeping you alive. If he is a nice guy and treats her right then he doesn't deserve it. And I would tell her it's a shitty thing to do. Tell her if she wants it to break it off with him. Or do it and be a little beta fag who can't find his own girl and has to steal a real mans girl. But if you do it, I hope you at least have the balls to look him in the eye when he gets home and tell him face to face.

the dumbass prob aint gonna leave her anyways . doesn't matter if he finds out...

>>662863936
Video you fucking her, send it to him with a note saying at least you now know shes a whore. She will probably still fuck you once he dumps her, then no guilt. And if she doesn't then you have the video to relive the events.

Holy shit i know this bitch! We went to highschool together, i think i may know who OP is too.. your so fucked bud lmao

>>662866163
and show us the vid lol

Just because he's her boyfriend doesn't mean he owns her fucking vagina. She can fuck who she wants, and so can you. Guilt Is totally optional on your part, just have fun and don't worry about it.

I think the toilet seat idea is great, or just convince her to break up with him then take over, also, feet pics?

>>662865338
Here's the thing.
if you leave the exact same note. he won't come after you because she won't admit to fucking you more than once to try and save face. now you will have to deal with her bullshit. I would change your number and block her on every possible social media possible. You are playing with fire but god damnit that ass deserves.... justice.

>>662863936
Listen to Gunslinger from Avenged Sevenfold, and feel guilty you fucking piece of shit.

>>662864670

You can't dox someone from an IP address, you retarded faggot.

Don't listen to all the guys with a heart on here and be a fucking man and fuck her and don't tell him. Just continue the fun. She will just go get it from someone else. Might as well be you cause she looks like a fun fuck

>>662866011
^
This

>>662866504
I would feel like a bigger piece of shit for listening to avenged sevenfold.

Tell him to put everything in his name before breaking up with her so she fucked

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>>662863936
> Problem is, how do i do this without having a guilty conscious
>guilty conscious
>conscious
Sex or Sanity...
make a choice and stick to it nigger.

>>662866011
As if you aren't fucking hookers while serving.

>>662864737
Dude my rule of thumb is if you were fucking her before they got together, you get to continue fucking her. Same goes for reverse situation.

>>662864872
Agreed.

>>662865922
>>662865954
excuse me my dubs deserve attention

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>>662866624
Faggot

>>662866843
You sir are a pile of fucking shit, some people out there have decency and are loyal, the only reason why I don't blame OP at the moment is because it's more the girls fault, fuck you for saying shit like that about our soldiers.

>>662866011
The guy works on an oil rig.

>>662863936
shes the piece of shit OP, not you. shes the one in a committed relationship cuckolding her live in boyfriend. i would just keep plowing her, and when the boyfriend comes back, let him know so he dumps her. if he's an alright guy, he deserves to know he's with a slut

>>662866011
Mate that Girl is a Bitch, if he doesn't fuck her some one else will, sad to see you are a total mangina, and you put all your money into one bitch, every one eventually gets cheated, and if you are that weak, that your life depends on some one else, but you, then just load up your gun and blow your fucking brains.

>>662867103
Oil rig!!!!

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>>662865031
you mean all women are whores as in OP is always a fag?
probably time to say goodbye to these old gender roles.
If OP needs to have sex with the girl - why not?
if the girl feels like fucking with OP even though she has a BF - why not?
Should she be having an unhappy sex life just because some random person defined though shall not adulterate?
Du you guys want to spend your whole life with someone who sucks in fucking.
Just don't make no fuzz about it OP and respect her integrity. Why make her life unneccesarry complicated because youfeel it is wrong. Don't judge.
Also moar.

>>662864670
"Deconstructing the source code"

Kek.

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What about if you were the dude away?
Would you like that some asshole fucks your gf?

I wouldnt tell him and fuck up some no strings attached pussy.. itll work itself out.. till then fuck it. Literally.

>>662867103
Did you even read the post. He works on an oil rig offshore.
>if he was a soldier, i would fuck her with literally no remorse then take her from him knowing thats all he probably has. Fuck the troops.

It sounds to me like it's a lot of her business and not a lot of yours unless he's a friend which it doesn't sound like.

Ease your conscience knowing that you are doing them both a favor by helping to ruin their relationship. It's obviously not one that should last forever.

>>662867103
My Loyalty is on my Money, you all dumbasses in the military are cannonfoder for the state you freaking flaggot.

>>662863936
She's a total slut, so even if you weren't fucking her, somebody else probably would be. Might as well enjoy the free pussy while it lasts if your conscious can take it, though I'd still plan on the letting the guy know if you really do feel that he isn't a bad person. Just don't be a dumbass and get into hot water while doing it.

leave the whore, fuck the dude instead

>>662864624
whata beast

>>662867343
well he is contributing to global warming, fuck that fuck

>>662865338
just send him a message anonymously at some point down the road, im sure you can figure out a way to get his phone number from her phone. just say youre a concerned neighbor or something, or pretend you are a girl like one of her friends. she probably tells her little whore friends all about you

>>662867536
Woah now we're talking.
Best advice given yet.

>>662867196

>gender roles

Go back to Tumblr, loser. She is a slut because she sends random guys nudes, and wants to cheat on her husband. OP, being the Chad he is, should fuck her, and then leave the toilet seat message so the other guy can find out. Fuck off with your modernist garbage, a slut is a slut and that will never change.

>>662865973
This

>>662867343
Man, I can't say I'm surprised to find assholes like you here, but what the fuck is your problem? They contribute a HELL of a lot more to this fucked up world than you do, they actually matter, where you probably work fucking IT or as a damn cashieer, don't badmouth people contributing when you don't do shit.

>>662867611
Fuck both of them I say.

>>662867103
You know soldiers are just being paid as mercenaries for the military industrial complex, the oil industry and international bankers right?

It's not their fault since they've been brainwashed, but they're still murdering innocents and those who fight US oppression. I'm not saying we should necessarily hate them, but we damn sure shouldn't love them.

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>>662865545Come on man there is no such thing as ownership of women. If you treat your girl badly or just don't know how to fuck her the right way, why should she not get her satisfaction from me? Given I like her of course.
As long as you don't find out you'll also benefit from it by having a happier girlfriend.

>>662864624
This is utterly genius

>>662863936
Any feet pics for a fellow foot fetishists I can have?

If you have an doubts, don't go through with it. If you think the partner should know about it, tell him, be a bro about it.

>>662866325
Cuck

All women cheat. So would all men if they could. Deal with it. You are doing the guy a favor by giving his woman a certain type of sex she apparently can't get from him. Tell him and you will just make two people unhappy for no reason

>>662867720
I dont invade other countries and kill innocent people. And yes i am in IT l, good job =D

>>662864624
Damn. That's good.

You can do it. You either bend the rules or break them. Anything else would be slow death.

>>662863936
Fuck the shit out of her, blow your load on that guy's pillowcase, then post all the pics here. Fuck that guy and his whore GF.

for the record, she's not even that hot. The only reasons why you shouldn't do it is if you risk the significant other finding out and kicking your ass or if you find another hot girl. Otherwise, free sex.

>>662866011
Lol, nobody is stealing anything from anyone. Last I checked, women weren't considered property in the U.S., so how could he steal her from him? Also, if anybody is stealing something from somebody, it the guy working offshore who has stolen this guys fuck buddy since they've been fooling around since she was 15.

>>662867775
You seem like you're trying to act alpha with your higher knowledge and shit, but no, you're just a beta piece of shit that can't comprehend that you wouldn't fucking be alive if it weren't for those risking their lives for you, you're a dick, and you can't do shit to realize that you're in the wrong, and because of all the shit you're spewing, I REALLY hope that you're posting b8.

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>>662867876
I dont have many, but heres some i took while they were in my lap when she was sleeping on my couch last time we fucked.

>>662867567
OP keep enjoying the free pussy until you feel like you got enough then figure out a way to tell the dude his gf is a whore. wouldnt you want to know if you were wasting your money and life on an ungrateful cunt with open legs for everyone?

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Stop caring about what irrelevant people think OP.

>>662868207
I actually think shes pretty. The nude pictures she looks rough in but thats because she just got out the shower. If she wasnt a cheater i would be dating her now

>>662864737
>we've been good fuck buddies since she was 15 in high school. I dont wanna ruin that.
>tfw you realize she's cheating on you with him, not the other way around.

>>662863936
If you don't, she will find someone else.
Plow her, and leave evidence for the BF like that note under the toilet seat that was making rounds a couple months ago.

I truly hope he finds out and kills both of you.

>>662867973
Know what that means? That means you don't contribute shit to this world! There are so many people that could replace you in a fucking heartbeat, but troops? Fuck no, they have individual skill that help individual areas, they are NEEDED they are making an impact, you help some shitty company or school. Hmm, I wonder which one is more important?

>>662868304
Youre just as brainwashed as those that think Chris Kyle was a fucking hero. Do you seriously think that they are over there fighting for your freedom?

>>662864624
How has nobody seen this method before?

>>662868304
hurt, durr, herpaderp, it is like he wrote, military brainwashes you.
If you look at Europe for example, those countries who avoid taking part in your wars don't really have any problems with "terrorism" etc.

>>662866553
I agree, she definitely looks like she's worth the fuck.

>>662867970
/thread

Do it. The guy has probably fucked 10 little Korean chicks already. What he does know won't hurt him. As long as NO ONE knows then it should be fine.

>>662868314
Her feet are cute.
fuck her right in the pussy!

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>>662868550

Best advice, fuck her, take pics, wait for him to come home and anonamsly send them to him saying.

"Sorry man your girl cheated on you a lot, you deserve better"

You get sex and you free him from a filthy ungrateful whore

>>662868550
How is she cheating on me? We've always hooked up between relationships since we've been knowing each other. This is the first time cheating has been involved though.

welp I've been in this situation before.
I won't give you advice but i'll tell you how I handled it.

>>see girl broken down one day on side of the road.
>>stop cause mechanic and she looks cute
>>is fucking cute... short big ass huge tits
>>radiator cap was loose. steam everywhere
>>she is panicking cause soo much steam
>>be mechanic for so long hands can resist even
>>the hottest of plates at a mexican restaurant
>>pretend it's too hot take off shirt to wrap over hand
>>fit fag so no moobs or third nipple
>>open cap slowly till steam subsides
>>have extra coolant cause always be prepared
>>top off coolant and let it burp
>>engine calms it's shit
>>starts and runs perfect.
>>she thinks I am god
>>flirting the entire time
>>She is open to it.
>>ask her for her number and she says she is still worried about car
>>tell her I will come over to check it out tomorrow
>>she smiles and giggles.

>>night time.
>>play cod zombies all night
>>fucking love that game

cont.

what countries would those be? last I heard extremist islam is about killing western culture aka yoorup

>>662868687
Me, because i dont kill innocent people.

>>662864554
>falling for bait

>>662868703
I don't give 2 shits about Chris Kyle! It's what they do altogether! They do a helluva lot more than me or you! And even if they are killing civilians, they're doing the world a favor by bringing down the population.

Just do it. If she ever tells him, just deny everything. How would she confirm it?

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>>662868851
They are. Im actually looking more foward that these than her pussy.

>>662868732
How many people have been given military aid by Europe? Sure as HELL not as much as America I take pride in my country because of that.

>>662868914
Get her done
Keep it going

I went to South Terrebonne too. LOL i'm curious to know who you are, OP.

>>662869013
it's not all about killing civilians you retard. not everything is a conspiracy theory either. fact is without the military industrial complex there would be no modern world that you reap benefits from. am I saying it's right? fuck no. but you're one retarded hippy if you don't get the importance of it and the resources we may or may not have taken by force so your faggot ass can sit on a computer and bitch about it.

How old is she now

>>662869037
Well then go help with the population and off yourself.

>>662864670
You literally have no idea what you are talking about.

>>662868914
keep going

>how do i fo this without having a guilty conscience about the dude after
It's easy, anon. Fucking don't fuck her, you disgusting scumbag.

>>662863936
why should you feel guilty?

>>662869215
Dayum I would lick those yummy toes!

>>662869364
M80, I'm 100% sure it's b8, I'm just bored as hell so I'm humoring them.

>>662869390
+1

>>662864670
Almost fell for this.. Low quality, but made me begin to reply in my head. 6/10.

anon im just saying, you are playing with fire. if he's an oil rig dude, he's probably somewhat manly and wouldnt be surprised if he has guns. you wouldnt want him to find out while you are in his house banging his chick, thats all im saying

>>662869390
The fuck man, that's rude, I actually contribute to this world! The other day I bought a fucking MLP fleshlight and the remaining money ($4) I put into a charity for honeless shelters.

>>662869347
When did you graduate?

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>>662869221
>military aid
military
aid

aid

brainwashed...

>>662868703
Iraq wasn't about freedom. It was because bleeding heart bitches like yourself wanted to piss and moan about how those people were being treated. After something was done about it now you're unhappy again until the next bullshit thing comes along for you to bitch about. You'll probably be all for us standing up to Iran over Saudi Arabia until we actually do something. Fucking cunts.

Did he marry her? And if you feel badly enough you should lift the toilet seat whenever he comes home from fuck know where write on it and say that she's a cheater other wise op keep it to yourself and leave her when your through with her cuz obviously she's just using you for sex too.
If not you then it'd be some other cunt face so enjoy her until funs over then rat her out to her boyfriend, he deserves better.

>>662869844
2013. You?

Tell her you have a vicious STD after you've finished nailing her. Try to do it the day before he gets back, too.

>>662869962
No! You're brainwashed by goddamn hippies! Their stupid fucking ideals have taken you over and now you can't think correctly! You need to be fixed with bullets in various locations!

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>>662864670

>>662868914

>>get to level 31 on kino
>>shit was so cash, then dempsey goes down
>>his train collides into the middle of mine
>>it's looking bleak
>>have wonderwaffle but no ammo.
>>down to ray gun 3 bright red rings remain
>>other players screaming about random hordes
running into them
>>then the screen flashes
>>fucking god opens his mouth wide
>>The trees tremble the birds scream in the sky
>>MAX AMMO!
>>quick reload
>>I can see the terror in the zombies eyes
>>I'm about to rekt the hoard with my Uunter dick
>>FWOOOSH
>>as the bodies fly I see the telltale arrow of a fallen teammate pop up
>>fucking dempsey again
>>He can't hold his fucking vodka
>>then another arrow
>>the fuck boys
>>I throw my eyes out of focus
>>I hear the screams and it all gets blurry
>>My eyes fight to see what my mind refuses to accept
>>a third arrow
>>Mentlegen It has been an honor.
>>one drop of mother russias rain falls from my right eye. Or skoal vodka as you yanks call it.
>>I concede defeat as the screen flashes red
>>Phone vibrate
>>back to reality
>>oh there goes gravity
>>it's her
>>says her car is making this weird noise
>>sounds like a bed squeeking
>>I can't make this up

cont.

>>662870297
9/10 got me mad

>>662866198
Proof faggot

>>662864737
Damn how long has that been going on

>>662864737
>>662864737
I mean, it's not your fault she's cheating on him. It's her shitty decision. What I mean by that is.. She gonna fuck either way. Whether it's you or the next guy she's bout to call up if you say no. You've got 2 choices: Tell the dude and they break up, or fuck her. Or both. But any delusions you have that you're the reason her relationship is/will be shitty/ending aren't true. You aren't they reason they'll break up. She is.

>>662870214
Because killing other people that have nothing wrong to you is thinking correctly.
go fuck yourself I hope you come back in a plastic bag.

>>662868687
Just because people don't want to join the military doesn't mean they aren't capable of it. You most likely are just as replaceable as the IT guy. Every job is important, whether it's IT, or military, or whatever else someone decide to do.

>>662870297
Fucking amazing explanation, continue.

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>>662870547
This

>>662863936
if he legit cares about her, and she's off fucking other dudes, you owe it to him to tell him, because you knowingly fucked her while he's out risking his life. (Assuming he's in the army or some shit) that seriously fucks people up man, fighting overseas serving their country just to come back to a girl that was the anchor in their mind amidst the chaos and hell around them only to find she's pregnant with some other dude's child. Pls tell him OP, you can say she told you she had a man the morning after if you're scurred

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>>662866198

>>662870763
You know what! I will come back in a plastic bag! Then I'll fasten it to my hand to beat the shit out of you so that I don't get fucking hippie juices of conversion on me.

>>662870795
Well, those who do are completley irreplaceable, and I am pretty expendable, but they, are not.

>>662870297
this better be going somewhere vaginal

>>662871065
hahaha, Ground beef doesn't have extremities left you retard, hahahaha, but maybe you are tasty enough for dog treats.

>>662870297
>>quick shower and shave
>>head on over
>>don't even look at car
>>she let's me straight inside
>>talk for a bit she is in underwear and a tank
>>no bra nipples pointing at me
>>yes
>>she admits she is a sub
>>immediately put her on her knees
>>force her to undress herself
>>then make her undress me
>>take her by her throat and slap her across the mouth
>>she loves it.
>>start to get rough
>>she is totally in the moment and playing the part to the t.
>>literally dripping on the floor
>>she breaks character after a few slaps to the thighs.
>>no broken skin or major bruises.
>>agree and she quickly slips back into character
>>we go at it for an hour and half
>>finally cum all over her face and wash up
>>nake her wait on her knees with cum on face until I am done washing myself
>>walk back in and wipe the cum up and maker her suck all of it off
>>slap her hard across the mouth and walk out.
>>great fucking day

>>walking out
>>see a pic face down
>>flip it
>>her and bf on the beach
>>well fuck
>>still upset about losing my comrades sorry guys
>>hard to type

>>662870763
So what you're saying is those people who have sworn to kill people like you because you are different then they are should be left alive to kill people like you? You can't have both. Either they die or we die. They've made their choice.

>>662870882
OP already clarified like 10 times in this thread hes not in military, the guy works an oil rig

>>662863936

Hey OP just remember every second you are with her that other guy is out there on that rig busting his ass and missing his woman.

Think about that next time you are with her.

>>662871592
OP figure out a way for him to find out without the chick figuring out you were the leak, that way he can dump her slut ass and you can keep fucking her guilt free whenever you feel like

>>662871592
I wonder if hes a cuck, then i could leave pictures behind of my creampieing her pussy

sounds like y'all are both swamp trash and deserve each other. have your fun and don't worry about it boudreaux

>>662871455
if they are in the middle east they are not a threat to me, even if they are a block away from me, if they are not threatening me or my relatives I don't care, if they are sworn to kill people, I only act in self defence, but military fags are just a tool for the state and their gopolitical ambitions.

>>662871429

>>Don't say anything
>>just keep on walking
>>figure they were split or on a break
>>learn through a little facebook snooping from an alternate bs account
>>She has a dude they live together married
>>He travels for work, gone for weeks at a time
>>learn through a mutual friend that he isnt dominate
>>she loves him but needs to be handled more forcefully
>>Which translates to she was molested by daddy or some shit
>>continue to fuck her for about a month and a half
>>she starts to get clingy and jealous of other girls
>>still doesn't know I am aware of her marital status
cont.

How would you feel if you were out working for you and your wife so you can support yourselves and maybe even a future family and then you come back and she tells you she's been fucking other dudes while you've been working your head off.
Dude don't do it.
Just tell her she's wrong and get the hell outa there

God Tier tits. Let's see if she has an asshole to match, plox.

>>662863936
Don't be a fuckin Jody. It's better for her to break it off with him via mail. If you only fuck her while he's away, you're beta for sure.

Be alpha, insist that she fuck you openly.

>>662865439
Saved, printed & framed

>>662872211
Proceed fuqboi

>>662863936
I've fucked countless married women. never felt any guilt. In fact, it feels kinda kinky.

James Bond goes for married women only.

>>662864410
Ass pic? Anus?

>>662863936
>how do i do this without having a guilty conscious about the dude after? I mean, right now i can kinda feel for the guy.
Quit feeling bad for him. Guilt is like carrying around a fish net full of spiked balls. It is heavy, it hurts and the longer you do it, the more you get damaged. All you gotta' do with that fish net full of spiked balls (the guilt) is set it down and walk away from it. Think about it this way, if she ain't screwing you, she will screw someone else... and that means you get no orgasms out of that. She is the bad guy, not you. You are just befitting from her bad behavior.

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>>662872211
>>she goes silent.
>>never answers calls or texts
>>finally just a single text.
>>I am really sick sorry staying with my parents
>>bullshit
>>swung by just to check
>>suspician confirmed, truck in driveway along with her car
>>schnozzberries or whatever you faggots say these days
>>don't feel like ruining her just yet.
>>still want more justice on that ass
>>p0ic very related.

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>>662865439
>rationalkzation
Hurt durrb don't take advice from this slack jawwed troglodyte OP. It literally has the grammatical ability of a five year old combined with a spelling like that. Just don't even look at this please

>>662872549
>I've fucked countless married women.
Please describe the process of meeting and seducing a married woman. I hear lots of guys say shit like this - but in my everyday life, the normal married women I know all seem super faithful, and I just don't know where they would have free time in their lives to fuck random dudes, and to get away with it.

>>662872784
post pics of that married slut

>>662872784
you gonna try and get her pregnant?

>>662872868

Most wives are super faithful, but the ones who aren't tend to be super unfaithful.

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>>662872784
>>meet girl I actually want to date dammit
>>have to cut this one out so set up0 going away present
>>Have a lot of throwaway facebooks twitters kiks emails etc.
>>s0pend two days tracking him down
>>finally find a name.
>>she is a careful bitch
>>ironically the day after i find his name
>>fb suggests him as a friend
>>thanks mark
>>switch up profile and use all her pics
>>send request
>>immediately accepts it
>>wait for him to message me.

>>662873453
Yep, and they are discrete no-strings sex dispensers. Just don't believe it (pretend to believe it) when they claim that they are thinking of leaving their hubby for you.

>>662873324
see the part where I said pic related

>>662872784
Got an ass pic?

>>662872076
Eh as far as I'm concerned if they are even a possible threat to me, my family, or people who are like me that generally want to cause no harm to others I think they should be removed. And yes the government's agenda is part of it. However in order to push their agenda they have to be able to justify their actions. Not just to the people in this country but the world too. You ever hear of the Geneva convention or the UN?

>>662872868
Will respond in a sec. Need to sneak out of my girlfriend's bed for a bit.

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>>662873923
>>662873780

for you anon

>>he messages
>> Who is this
>>I reply
>>hey cutie
>>he messages back
>>the fuck
>>I ask if he wants to trade nudes
>>he agrees
>>send a few nudes
>>he loses his shit
>>immediately blocks me
>>within ten minutes she has vanished from every site I had found her on
>>fb twitter snapchat Both accounts
>>and her number changed
>>have access to att and looked her account up
>>number change processed that night

>>she is still ghost
>>oh whale.

>>662873780
Proceed

>>662873870
i saw, i just want you to keep posting pics of her, face preferably . anything bent over? bj?

>>662873780
rockin tits

>>662874521
keep posting pics

how long ago was that? why would she change her number? you think husband canceled/took away all the shit he paid for?

>>662873780
i dont get it, did you use his wifes pics for your fake fb that you messaged him with? why would he accept to trading nudes and not flip his shit right when you said that?

>>662872868
Let's see:

>Married Woman #1
She was the woman I lost my virginity too. She was a perfect 10. We were friends since before she was married. She randomly added me on MySpace after I made some lip sync music video. After that we kept in touch. Then her marriage went downhill for a while and her husband just walked out. I sent her a Facebook message and just swooped in.

>Married Woman #2
Was at the hot springs with my girlfriend. There was another couple there. I am pretty young. I was 24 then. This other couple was in their 50s. Found the other woman to be quite attractive. I started groping her under water. And slowly lead her hand to my naked cock underwater. It was dark enough for that without her husband knowing. She moaned quietly so I knew she was into it, and she kept grabbing it with my girlfriend right next to me and her husband right next to her. Neither of them knew. We both got each other off underwater. It wasn't really sex. But I just felt like I should include it.

>Engaged Woman #1
She was my boss at Taco Bell. She had an ass that was huge. I could not keep my eyes off of it. I kept asking her if she wanted to come over and play this Alice in Wonderland game. Alice madness Returns. I really just wanted to get her alone. Finally, she came over. I think she caught my drift from the first time I asked her out. We then went to my house and fucked many times. As well as in her fiancé's house while he was at work.

Cont'd

>>662864513
You're a terrible person and he knows, he just chose to forgive her.

>>662874605
none with me. am not looking to fuck his life up
or my current gf. I landed a 10 not gonna ruin that by posting myself sorry

>>662865006
Oh you need to tear that shit up OP.

>>662863936
real talk man, listen to me.
bros gotta start taking care of bros, fuck it makes me sad when shit like this come up.

if you really want to fuck her, just do it tomorrow night but tell the boyfriend after, whether it's the toilet seat method or not. this situation is actually fucked and you are obviously feeling like he deserves to know. do what is right man. imagine if you were in his shoes.

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>>662874769
Main reason I couldn't say no to a few more fucks
loved them

>>662874892
Sure and this was about 2 years ago
the account was in his name so I assume so

>>662875187
I don't know. I was hoping for more of a reaction

She was a great fuck. no boundaries except for scat which is fine with me. So we had fun.

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>>662863936

If she's going to cheat she's going to cheat. It can either be you or someone else, so why not you.

If you want her to get caught find out when the husband is getting back. And leave a little bite mark on her for him to find. It is now her problem.

>>662875596
This mans right. Real men are upfront about this shit, its petty to hide it behind his back. You're forcing him to spend money on a worthless cunt. He's taking care of your pussy. If thats not fucked up I dont know what is.

>>662863936
She's a lonely whore that's gonna cheat regardless if its with you. When he gets back she's the one that deals with the guilt not you. Just enjoy what you want and don't be a bitch if he walks in on you fucking his whore woman

>>662876013
>>662876186
I'm the dude telling the story about the chubby cheating whore and I agree.
we as a group need to stop being turds to eachother and band together.
If we are all fucking the same girl or if we see some girl dicking a dude we need to speak up.
Reverse the fuck boy moniker they like to use so much and expose them that's about the only way to depower the flower.
besides having a wingman is fucking nice.

>>662876013
have you ever driven by her house again just to see if theyre still together out of curiousity?

>>662874521
could you post that without the white circle? anything with her face to see what she looks like? if not, you got any more pics of her ass/from behind?

>>662876013
nice tits, did she ever let you cream inside her without a condom?

>>662863936
you already had sex with her before, just keep doing it you scum

>>662876597
I was on that side of town about a week ago. There had been a snowstorm and the roads werent driveable so I went down a side street so i wouldn't be seen. He was out shoveling the driveway. both cars were there so I assume they are still together. I'm happy now with my current but i do miss smashing her.

>>662863936
thanks man. you have shown another woman she can manipulate men and get away with it.

>>662864737
15
>not legal
nigga..

>>662876752
No face.

>>662876965
all the time.
she had those crazy fucking sticks in her arm
but she would get into it and beg me to fill her pussy with cum and put a baby in her whore belly
side note. this makes the man cum everytime.

>>662875596
>>662876186
>>662876491
yeah think about it op man, sure i dont doubt she's a great fuck, but i wouldnt want the guilt you have right now. im sorta glad that you feel it though, call me an idiot idc but i always look out for dudes being fucked over mainly because i would hate to be in their shoes.

the boyfriend would be pissed at you at first, sure.. but he will realise you did him a massive favour and you two could be potential bros. id pick a bro over a heartless cunt anyday.

>Married Woman #3
I met her at an after party from picking her up at a bar. Along with her sister and her friend. I had a foursome with all of them. That is when I met my then girlfriend at the time. After me and my girlfriend broke up, me and that married girl had sex many times after that. I then also had sex with her sister a few times after that. Her husband lives in England. And she was in the United States to visit her daughter I think.

>Married Woman #4
I met her at Burning Man through a friend that I also had sex with. She was talking to me in her trailer randomly, when I decided to just take my dick out and put her hand over it. She was talking about how she wanted to get into the special camp where they would pleasure her with some sybian. But she was sad that the line was so long she would never get in. So I just told her that she could do it with me. Turns out she was married. I fucked her 3 or 4 times. She gave me one of the best blowjobs I'd ever gotten.

>Married Woman #5
I met her at a Halloween party with my girlfriend. She was dressed in some sexy Alice in Wonderland outfit. She may have been a little drunk, but I don't think so. I grew up there just slightly, to which she didn't take offense. So then I got her outside. Next thing I know, I'm pulling down her panties under her skirt and literally submerging my face into her ass on the front lawn of that house. Then I tooIt was dark, so nobody likely saw us. Then we decided to go behind one of the tarps on the front lawn. I then proceeded to stick my dick between her naked crotch and alost got it in, that's when she started to get cold feet and I didn't get it in. But we both agreed not to tell our spouses. But I did eat her out for a little while. And I also ate her ass out for a little while. Added her on Facebook. Turns out she has a kid too.

>>662877112
i doubt she changed her whore ways, i bet if anything she got smarter and probably doesnt send nudes to the dicks shes taking on the side now

>>662866843
So many hookers in Afghanistan. Drowning in it. Oh wait i meant fucken goats and stray dogs.

>>662877502
Groped her
Not grew up there

>>662863936
fuck her brains out till he gets back
tell him you didnt know help him get epic revenge
be bros

>>662877759
meh it's his own fault then.
I periodically check on my girl for that same reason but she has been so damn faithful I almost feel bad. I def don't deserve her.

>>662864624
Damn, I need to try this sometime

>>662867267
if she's willing to cheat she's already going to do that with someone else regardless, it's a choice of getting your dick wet or allowing someone else to

>>662873780
you should flush the toilet when she's in the shower.

>>662863936
I get over this type of guilt by realizing that in all probability she's going to cheat with someone else if not you.
In this sense you are simply the dick of the moment, easily and quickly replaced should you opt out.
And as she's going to be fucking someone, no reason that someone can't be you.

This only applies so long as there are no feels on either side and is typically how I justify sleeping with married women.

>>662865818
Almost.....

>>662872794
>a spelling
Shut up faggot he made one mistake.

>>662879212
>taking the bait
>a sleeping
Go back to kindergarten with that present participle after a

>>662878982
would you want the dude fucking your girlfriend to tell you she's a worthless cunt and that she has been cheating? or would you prefer him to keep going balls deep until you catch onto it? you should feel like shit. continue allowing cunt women to manipulate dudes that do not deserve to be fucked over, you fucking shitty excuse of a man.

>>662877502
This is aside from the countless taken and in relationship women I fucked. Many straight out of dance clubs or bars. Some girls temporarily put themselves as not in a relationship on Facebook while I fuck them. I've seen it all.

Also made out with countless drunk married women at dance clubs.

>>662879928
this, you can be a bro and get her pussy at the same time. just figure out a way for the dude to find out so he dumps her and keep fuckig. added benefit is you dont run the risk of getting shotgun blast to your back if he walks in and catches you 2 by surprise some day

>>662864571
More likely gonna kill him.

>>662880061
theyre at dance clubs for a reason you idiot. the nice faithful wives arent out slutting it up grinding on some randoms dick in a club

>>662864671
Someone's pissy that they were too weak to make it through even Air Force basic

If you dont fuck her someone will so might as well be a nice guy like you

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>>662863936
.....just fucking smash

>>662876013
Dude. I will be right back on this board for you tomorrow night. PLEASE get a shot of your cum on those soles. You will be a legend.

As for being Jodie, fuck that guy.

>>662880547
I'm still here.
we don't fuck anymore and I don't have any of cum on her soles. never thought to take any for some reason.

and who is jodie I don't lurk enough to know who that is.

>>662879928
I have no idea if their spouses/boyfriends did or did not deserve to get fucked over.
But my previous statement stands, if they weren't fucking me they'd just have been fucking someone else.
My presence was immaterial to the act of cheating.
>shitty excuse of a man
Perhaps, at least in this sense.
But they'd have just fucked some other dude if not me, so I don't feel badly about the state of their relationships.

>>662863936
Don't be that nigger OP. Fuckin Jodie.

>>662880915
do you have a stash of more of her pics? or is that all you had? was still hoping to see more ass

i'm not sure if this fits in this thread, but here goes

>be me 20
>meet 35ish woman at club
>she's drunk as fuck
>we dance for a bit
>she tells me she's drunk and horny
>says "let's get out of here"
>take a taxi to here place
>tells me to be quiet, don't wake anybody up
>figured she meant neighbors
>as she fumbles with key, bumps into shit and generally making a ton of noise
>we walk upstairs to her room
>tells me to wait for her while she takes a shower
>get undressed and crawl into bed
>horny as fuck, so it seems like she's taking forever in the shower
>finally get tired of waiting and go into the bathroom
>she's still showering

>>662881916

>get into bed again
>she finally comes out, naked with just the towel wrapped around her head
>we fuck
>she was pretty dry
>half-hearted bj
>cannot seem to get her to cum
>finally she pulls out a hitachi
>i can't even get her to cum with that
>she finally finishes herself of with it
>go back to fucking her
>asks me not to cum in her
>as i'm about to cum start to pull out
>she grabs my ass and i splooj in her
>she says sorry, couldn't help it
>it should be OK
>next morning, wake up and she's not in bed
>a few minutes later she tells me if i want breakfast to come downstairs
>sitting in the kitchen drinking coffee
>she's busy cooking
>not really saying anything
>finally some guy about her age walks into kitchen
>nods at me and kisses her on the cheek
>sits down
>asks my name
>i say my name
>she laughs and says she forgot to ask my name
>she introduces us
>"jeff, this is my partner, mike. mike, jeff"
>we have coffee, breakfast and small talk
>looking for any excuse to bail
>finally say "i gotta go"
>she walks me to the door
>she says sorry she didn't expect him down so soon, usually sleeps late
>she said to call her sometime
>never got her number
never saw her again. the sex wasn't worth it to bother trying to see her again

>>662881172
but you still contribute to the biggest problem with women. so what if they were fucking someone else, just maybe that dude would have done the right thing.

whatever man. i dont hope it on any dude, but maybe when and if you experience it happen to you, you will see the bigger picture.

>>662863936
>
tell the guy after you fucked her.

>>662882043
Men cheat just as, if not more, often than women.
Infidelity is not gender specific.
Additionally women tend to cheat because they're not happy, where as men will often cheat just because they can.
In that sense I think male cheaters are worse

And I have been cheated on before, not good times.
It's been a long time as I've not been in a monogamous relationship in many years.
But I know what if feels like to be cheated on.

>>662863936
you live in illinois? she looks really super cereal familiar in this shot..

>>662870297
YOU CANT GET THE WONDERWAFFLE ON KINO YOU FUCKING IDIOT FRUAD

>>662884131
I am an idiot.
the zuess cannon. fuck. got me

>>662884731
NO SUCH THING AS A ZUESS CANNON YOU FUCKING IDIOT
FRAUD CONFIRMED

>>662884865
THIS GUY PRETENDED TO BE ME SO HES FRAUD. ZUES CANON IS PACKAPUNCHED THUNDER GUN. FRUAD CONFIRMED

>>662864410
If it wasnt you shed cheat on him with someone else? Anyway stuff like this is trouble this is how people get killed by angry boyfriends, or when he gines out she will say you raped her or some other non sense, its just a bad situation to put yourself in.

>>662884865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yCsSvGwITU
pac-a-punched thunder gun.

story teller here.
i'm gonna go play zombies now.
anyone still playing kino? or the shuttle level I can never remember the name of

>>662885470
>>662885375
NO SUCH THING AS A ZEUSS CANNON YOU FUCKING IDIOTS, IF YOU LEARNT TO SPELL ZEUS I'D UNDERSTAND

>>662877502
#Married Woman #6
I'm at different hot springs with a different girlfriend. There's a rope strung under water for people to sit on. I stretch my hand out with my index finger along the rope. Hot milf with husband comes and sits on the rope with one leg on each side of the rope and her crotch on the rope. Sits directly on my finger without noticing. Reaches back and discovers my finger is directly under her pussy covered by her bathing suit. My heart beats faster as I think I'm about to be yelled at in front of my girlfriend and this woman's husband. She just gets up and moves away. After a minute or so, she comes back and sits back down on my finger, basically giving me the go ahead to grope her pussy. So I do. All while she's talking to her husband. After a while she gets so turned on she has to move away. I felt under her bathing suit and discovered her pussy was shaved. Never thought a Mormon milf like her would be shaved.

>Married Woman #7 & #8
Decide to now go to these hot springs alone without girlfriend to grope more random pussy. Be late at night. 2 older female teachers come into the hot spring. I start groping them both. They both giggle. I proceed to take out my dick underwater. Fuck the prettier one first. She grinds on my cock while the uglier one kisses me all while college students are across from us. Can't hold any long. Blow my load inside the first teacher lady. Then fuck the 2nd. Cum inside her. They invite me to their camper trailer. As I'm following them and getting out of the hot spring one of the girls with the college students says, "Me next!" We laugh. She then says I'm lucky for getting 2 women at the same time. Regret not having asked to fuck the college girl. But she was there with other people, including a guy. Went to the trailer and fucked both teachers 4 more times. Turns out they're both married.

Proceed

>>662886734
>Married Woman #9
Hot spring again. This time some Mexican lady. Is there with brother and sister in law. Turns out this lady has 5 kids and a husband in Mexico. He got deported or something. Brother and sister in law are talking across from us. I grope her. Take out dick. She giggles. After a while she strokes it. Then she starts to give me a blowjob underwater. Can only do a few seconds at a time. Not the greatest but props for effort. Eventually she finally moves her bathing suit aside. Fuck and cum inside her. Get her number. Add her on Facebook. Haven't really fucked her since.

>Married Woman #10
Same hot springs. It's dark. See older couple getting in hot spring. The man starts talking to some college kids while I start groping his woman. She asks, "Are you touching me?" I say, "Yes." She lets me continue. Eventually I take out my dick. She touches it literally for 30 seconds before she pulls down her bathing suit a little for me to fuck her. I cum in 40 seconds flat while her man is literally 15ft away. She whispers in my ear, "Thank you." I later find out that that wasn't even her husband. It was some guy she was cheating on her husband with. Looks like her 2nd man she was cheating with was just cheated on with me. Got her number. Texted her. She never texted back.

>>662887831
what do you look like? are you some muscular model rich looking dude?

>>662887831
where the fuck are these hotsprings they sound like a fucking honeyhole

>>662887831
So your secret to married women is groping them first, then judging their reactions? or were you talking smalltalk with them before? how old are you?