Itt:describe movies shittily and other anons guess
>mom gets shrekt when i was a babby
>dad is retard so i run away with an older man
>faggot dad and his new whore track me down and take me back
I will count that one correct.
>most useless marvel character
Couldn't agree more. Disappointed when I read up on her character.
> Gets powers, gets knocked up asap.
> Gets into the Avengers, quits to be a mom.
> Joins new group, quits to be a mom...
> Most useless character ever...
>ive always wanted to be a gangster
>i become a gangster
>me and my friends whack a guy
>friends of the guy we killed. killed my friend
>sex and cocaine
>busted by us gov
>friends go to jail
>i go free
>be me, south African
>posh cunts need jewelry
>go tribal African tryna find gems
>befriend a nigga, scheme against nigga guy
>end up genuinely liking nigga guy>
>get shot, give nigga gem
>nigga in a suit.
>be me, slightly austistic and retarded
>grew up in shitty city
>get amazing opportunity
>get drunk friend
>punch frozen cows
>fight a faggot
>stilll feel depressed
Fair enough. It was funny as a comedy movie. Wasn't really creative or anything. Idk maybe I'm being harsh. I enjoy really creative films. I will definitely watch it agian one day.
Indiana Jones & The Legend of Short Round
>Protagonist only lives for himself
>Landlord offers him the deed to his house if he helps set him up with a certain girl
>Pick up homeless socially inappropriate friend
>Ends up getting with the girl himself
Flintstones Viva Rock Vegas
Some black cunt tells you arent you, you're really a battery.
Some other cunt likes being a battery, loves the taste of steaks, and wants to remember nothing.
And the first black cunt tells you that you are number one, but you reckon he's full of number two... and your bitches name involves number three.