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Contact the police/bring them to police station.

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Contact the police/bring them to police station.
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>>662704862

I'd probably call the police, and bring them across the street to a local shop. Get them some food or drinks and chill with them until they are picked up.
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>>662704862
Call the police, wait for them to arrive, go on my business.
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>>662704862
call 911 bc if the bus loses speed the bomb will detonate
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360 degrees, walk away.
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>>662704862
This is /b/.

The answer is always rape.
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>>662705101
360 degrees would be a full turn and still facing them, faggot.
lrn2math
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Smack her hand away, BLOCKED. Twist her arm around and put her in a full Nelson, then I have my buddy call the cops and I make a citizens arrest.
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>anyone reacting "normal" is just used to putting on such a front as to not arouse suspicion
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Three girls gone missing
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>>662705281
>obviously never played xbox 360
>its so bad you turn 360 degrees and walk away from it
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call the police cause the old lady in the back probably knows what's up
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>>662704862
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fight them
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>>662705281
>being this new
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>>662705089
Underrated
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>>662705089
Underrated kek
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>>662705281

You wouldn't know his original direction, fag.
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>>662705634
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>>662705309

No no, that's really what I'd do.

It is not us who are the freaks, it is you.
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>>662705422
Irl luld
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>>662704862
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>>662704862

>The oldest taps you on the thigh to get your attention.

slap that dumb bitch in the face for interfering with my personal safe space!!
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>>662705159
:^)
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>>662705923
ZOZZLE
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>>662704955
>>662705033
>>662705079
And then you are charged for kidnap a pedo shit.
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>>662705281
Are you retarded?
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>>662706267

Or, much more likely, I'm thanked by the police and parents and am seen as a pillar to my community.

What is wrong with your life that you have such trust issues?
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>>662705500
Santa cuck porn
Kekd irl
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>>662704862
Ask them where they live and why they took this bus and if their home is on the bus route. Find out if they are all living together or in the same area. I would ask them how they can all be so fucking retarded that they manage to get lost on a bus route. Is this even the right bus? Christ. I would then console them, tell them i didnt mean to sound so mean. Tell them what, im getting off at the next stop and they can come with me or they can stay on the bus forever. I would take them home to mine and i would feed them all the eggs, if you know what i mean.

Giggity
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>>662706366
no i believe you are the one that has retardation
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>>662704862
>3 young girls

two of them are boys.
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>>662704862
tell them they need to get off the bus after five stops, and walk for about half an hour

they look like little knowitall brats
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>>662706267
this >>662706453
I'd dare them to try and charge me. I'll wipe the floor with their asses in court.
Glad I'm not in glorious murica :^)
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>>662704862
>Be me, thirtyish male
>Oldest taps you on the thigh.
>Yell "Bad touch! I need an adult!"
>Run away crying
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>>662705089
lol..
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Sell them into sex slavery obviously!
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>>662704862
That old granny knows whats up

She knows
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>>662704862
Im islamist refugee, so I rape them and then go for my moneys ;)
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>>662706757
>Glad I'm not in glorious murica :^)

This. The shit they're allowing to be prosecuted for is ridiculous.
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Help them get home.

After I make them eat a bowl of eggs.
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>>662706599
Then two of them are non binary gender queer whatevers. They all have girls clothes and poverty stricken Russian peasant haircuts
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>>662704862
pullout my three cocks and get a triple sentence
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>>662705281
It's a meme, you dip. Don't you know the popular culture of the internet?
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>>662704862
The story makes no sense. They would know how to get home from the park.
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>>662706599
Can still rape them
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>Be firefighter
>Held to higher standard
>Not going to deal with accusations
>"Hold on let me make a phone call"
>Call dispatch and inform them of the situation and notify the bus driver, stay to make sure no body from /b/ does anything
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>>662705283
only right answer
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>>662707180
Reply a meme with a meme. Nice going you dip
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>>662707362
And then take them home to yours and hose them down with your mighty firemans nozzle?
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>>662704862
I'm going to heard about you in our local news, aren't i?
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>>662705281
Lurk moar newfag
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>>662707575
>2016
>replying to a meme meme response to a meme response to a meme
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>>662704862
Tell em to sit tight, I'll be back after I talk to the driver about calling the cops to check things out.
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>>662704862
STOP TEMPTING ME IM SUPPOSED TO BE CURED
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>>662705089
>call 911
No, call 158 or 112.
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>>662704862
Take them to the nearest police station
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>>662706224
What has /b/ become?
I weep for the future.
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>>662704862
Kids under 12 are not allowed to travel without guardian in Czech republic. Call cops to arrest them.
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>>662704862
Sell them to someone on /b/
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>>662704862
Help get them back home to their parents then feel good about myself because I am hero and real human bean
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>>662708575
True story
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>>662704862
call the police for their safety and mine.
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Tell them to talk to the driver (his problem , not mine)
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>>662708624
>human bean

you mean Mexican?
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>>662708388
cancer?
it's kinda been going on for years
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>>662707921
You will never be cured. This is who you are.
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>>662706224
I remember when the answer was 8 people saying rape, 1 person saying kill them and rape them, and one person devising an elaborate plot that had nothing to do with raping them but would still fuck them over.

Now you're either white knights or edgelords. None of you even know why you're posting any more.
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I'm a large man with a beard and glasses. Children fear my image. If they trust me on sight, they are not normal children. That's some Shining shit.
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>>662704862
Probably piss on them through a glass tube. They need regular watering to grow.
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>>662708796
kek
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>>662708905
time to an hero then
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>>662705281

faggot
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>>662704862
Just get contact info from them, get ahold of one of the baby mammas, keep an eye on them until baby mamma arrives, get gratuitus blowjob. All you saying call pigs, fuck you. We will pitchfork you niggers one day.
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>>662704862
>tells them I'll get them home
>lets them follow me
>takes them to Suplex City
>bitch
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>>662704862
>implying I care about children
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>>662706453
Fucking turd brain. Never call the police you tard. Grow up.
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>>662709377
Yea dawg, snitchez get stitchez fam xD 420 Blaze it, kuz
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>>662708910
Actually everything has come full circle, in that people deliberately post about the most moral thing to do, since OP expects rape answers. Something something ironic humor, I don't know. Once OPs start expecting these moral answers, anons will presumably go back to rape answers
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>>662707362
Yup
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>>662708910
We are domed.
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>>662709481
Right on, hophead
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>blah blah blah fuck the children blah blah blah

only 15 fucking pics in this thread.
ONE of them is actual girls
what the fucking fuck
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Lol mr fbi i just leave them.
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>>662709691
welcome to the new /b/
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>>662709594
Retard doomed to forever alone. Get off the internet crop picker.
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>>662709736
>gay
>new /b/
You clearly haven't been here that long
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>>662709903
all summer long, baby ;^)
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>>662709835
SJW strikes again. You must be so mad now, sis.
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>>662705500
>how to unrape sister
That still gets me even now kek
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>>662710070
You should've been here before /lgbt/
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>>662706224
Someone who doesent know how this works..
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>>662704862

I'd legit help them. I've been on the Internet, I've seen what you sick fucks are capable of.
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>>662705283

But what if she counter breaks?
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>>662704862
regret that i don´t have a basement
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>little girl bait thread
>no real substance; just bullshit
>/b/ as usual
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>implying kids aren't walking around with iphones now
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>>662710698
I literally cringed at you looking at a little girl bait thread and then dismissing it as having no substance. What the actual fuck if wrong with you.
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>>662710585
Yea jesus can lift your heart.
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>>662705281
Newfag detected
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>>662706011
this
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>>662710859
>"literally"
and you made me cringe, friend ;^)
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>>662710585
Is that a turd?
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guys, where's the loli thread?
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>>662711050
sausage and egg
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>>662708535
How is travel defined in the Czech Republic? Kids under the age of 12 can't ride a tram or bus or suburban train on their own?
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>>662708910
>white knights
You don't understand what a white knight is.
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>>662704862
I time my breathing and blinks ta sense/sensation of pulse of my heart...
and I show/communicate so of I am of slackening/tensing of muscle of sense/sensation of pulse of my heart so I am of timing of blinks and breaths...
and I tell/communicate/speech of I live of slackening/tensing of muscles so of timing of blinks/breathes since I learned of technology of humans are living of harms of STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far of miles.
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>>662708910
Cry us a river newfag.
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>>662710406
sauce?
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>>662704862
Be the good Sikh as Guru Nanak intended, take them to the nearest police station/or McD's and call the police.
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True story.

Once i just was walking headphones in my ears when a little girl around 8 year old taps me on the leg and say she was lost.

So when i ask where did you last see your parrents she pointed to a ally near a bussy sidewalk so i followd her.

Suddenly she dropped her pants(fully nude) and starts to yell i yell hoho stop and she sayed if you dont give money or my phone ill yell and tell the cops you try to rape me whike she says it she rubs her bean and pisses a little on her pants and mine and says now there is dna over you.

I ran like a motherfucker.

Next day i hear cops where lookin for a male try to rape a little girl.

Never visit my aunt again and left town.
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>>662705281
>what is a spinor
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>>662711899
the shit crack whores teach their kids.
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>>662711899
I likely story you child rapist
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>>662711899
I am diamonds now.
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>>662711899
That sounds fucking scary
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>>662711899
Its no joke haunts me still how fucked up the world can be.
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>>662704862
sue them for prepubecent personal space intrusion rape
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>>662711899
this reminds me that i have regular fantasies in which i am a little girls bitch
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>>662712342
Gtfo was a better option consider she played it good there so she will in court.
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>>662706522
>giggity

Kill yourself
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>>662712406
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>>662708624
this
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>>662711899
Wow. I'd probably stay there and call the cops and explain everything and hopefully they would take her away from her scumbag parents. I don't thing the cops in my country would believe that I raped her. Must be a U.S. thing.
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>>662712406
wut
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>>662708535
Yeah except that law is almost never enforced because the majority of kids go to school on their own, so from the age of 6 they travel alone or with friends. Get over yourself.
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>>662708910
This is/b/

The day we start being predictable is the day i an hero
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Deleting this post in 1 min pretend its the worst thing youve ever saw
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>>662712560
Make me
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>>662712633
Again she played it good and no it was not the usa west europe fag here.
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>>662712971
MODS!
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>>662712971
>Deleting this post in 1 min pretend its the worst thing youve ever saw
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Tell them to leave as you scream allahu akbar
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>>662712979
Why the fuck would I waste my time making an underage autitist kill himself.
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>>662712971
That's fucked up even for /b/
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>>662704862
That middle one seems to be indicating something.
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>>662704862
Was that thigh touch long or?
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>>662711899
Same happend with me i am a femanon got a neighbour kid around 9 also female that i babysits when suddenly she says to her parrents that i liked her nono and that she had to lick my pussy.

Luckly her parrents had cams in her house so there was no proof.
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>>662704862

*escort them to the next cop safely and teach them always to vote for their national interest*
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>>662712971
Lol
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>>662713451
Holy shit learn how to grammar
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>>662713451
Stop with the storys i try to be cured.
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>>662704862
Ask them if they know their address and if they need a mediator to help talk to the busdriver
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>>662713611
Sorry english i not my native lang. Also fuck you faggot.
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>>662712971
>Deleting this post in 1 min pretend its the worst thing youve ever saw

Oh my gawd, gross!!

(I am doing this right?Sorry for asking but I am very new with memes)
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>>662709528
fag
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>>662704862
Ask for their parents phone number and/or address. Call their parents or escort them home. If they don't know either their phone number or address, then call a non-emergency police station for assistance.

Try to do everything possible to not get the police involved unless it's absolutely necessary. Free range kids are frowned upon now a days and it really shouldn't be that way. It should be safe for kids to explore their neighborhood...
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>>662712988
>not U.S.
Relax then. Are you a nigger/immigrant/weird looking guy or old? Seriously, just stay there and report it to the police.

You shouldn't be afraid of anything when you're innocent. Just pull out your phone, walk to the end of the alley where people can see you and call the cops while the girl is screaming. If a passerby asks what the hell is going on, you can just explain.
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>>662713794
This is the essence of you're post anon

>I LOVE TO SUCK DICKSS!!

there, thats you
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>>662704862
>>662704862
>You can come over to my house while we find your parents
>5 years later<
>"Daddy where did the 3 girls i had been playing with go?"
>They were returned.
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I'd put them in my centrifuge then pour them out into a cup and add water to rehydrate them. This will combine the three of their ages to create an 18 year old body with the brain of a 6 year old, the perfect gf.
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>>662709528
>this
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>>662714064

I am post? Like the lantern post in the pic?
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>>662714023
That is not how the world works emotion can trigger the worst case first i am white around 31 ish.
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>>662712971
It actually is the worst I've seen
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>>662709103
This is fantastic.
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>>662705475
This. She definittly knows.
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>>662711899
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>>662704862
Find the parent you faggot
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>>662714490
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>>662714668
Just a few bumps
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Look for Chris Hansen
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>>662708139
No one cares about your slav emergency airdrop kebab numbers
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".. AND I RAAN, I RAN SO FAR AWAY.. "
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>>662705089
Kek
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>>662705281
succesfulbait.avi
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>>662714490
I would pretend to look for money and then quickly punch that little shit in the head.
Then rape her
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>>662708139
you are true they are from the Czech republic
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>>662705281
holy shit this has to be bait
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>>662705500
nice pasta
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>>662704862
>You see 3 young girls sitting on a bus.
>sitting on a bus.
>on a bus.

I hope they are sitting IN the bus. Young girls do crazy stuff these days to get attention...
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>>662704862
Tell them that its gay to grow their hair out as a guy
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>>662711406
this is fucked up man
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>>662705281
g8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
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>>662704862
Ask them what's the name of the school they go to, they must be in grade school by now. Then we go to that school, and the employees there will know where these kids live, they have their address on file.

If they are too stupid to know, lure them home and rape them. This is what you wanted to read the first place right? Faggot!
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>>662704862
ring the fucking police
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I only clicked this thread to see CP, where is it?
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>>662708388
Problem is they aren't that hot
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>>662704862
>you see three little boys
>they tap you and ask for help to get back home
what do you do?

>sexist trap
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