People say I've got a cool / deep voice
I'll say just about anything you ask.
I will also sing or rap or whatever if you want
other anons can join in on the fun too!
many keks are to be had my friends
Ohoho, man, that was close. This thread almost 404'd on me.
Anyway, your voice really is nice and you sound like a pretty kind and cool guy; someone you'd wanna have coffee with while talking about cartoons and animes, and hanging out in general. I just wanted to let you know that and I hope I've got this thread going now with my emergency-bump!
And also, OPs can't bump their own thread anymore.
I swear it's like 4chan wants to be 100% cancer
It seems so. This is the only legit-interesting thread I've encountered in the last 12 or so hours and no one wants to participate. I hate this place as much as I hate blacks!
Are you jealous because I'm so kind to OP?
Thank you op. I love avenged sevenfold too, one of my favorite songs as well. Got my friend hooked on them with this song, I'll make sure to share your awesome voice with him.
seriously, this time OP, you are not a faggot.
The dicks have been removed from your mouth and we are left in wonder at the music in our ears.
Anybody, say please:
"Abu khvatit shatat' makabu"
It's gonna be message for our russian imageboard admin Abu.
OP can you please make my voicemail? "Hello, you've reached Sam, i'am not available at the moment, please leave a message after the beep" , could you says this very smooth and calm? Love your voice
'Hallo, schön guten Tag. Sie sind hier richtig bei Meisters Arsch.
Ich bin zur Zeit.. errr.. nicht in der Lage ans Telefon zu gehn also entweder sie rufen später zurück oder sie hinterlassen eine Nachricht, ich melde mich unter Garantie bei ihn. Vieln Dank.'
Can you do this one?
Thank you very much! And don't worry, that sounded really good and understandable actually.
'Hello, good day. You have reached the answer machine of mister ass. I currently.. err.. can't take your call, so please call back later or leave me a message. I'll make sure to get back to you. Thank you.'
Nothing too special!
Pretty please, OP
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Oh man, your voice is so nice... I can't really describe it. I'd definitely want to be fucked by you. Just ramming me doggy style and whispering sexy things in my ear. Do a vocaroo of you panting/moaning and say things in between like "you like that baby", "I'm about to cum".
Also do you normally pick up girls easily?
Oh girl, your tits are so nice... I can't really describe it. I'd definitely want to be titty fucked by you. Just ramming me with dem tits and posting dem sexy tits on /b/. Do a post of you showing us your tits and write things in between them like "you like that baby", "I'm about to cum". Also do you normally post tits or gtfo easily?
I dont want to try to memorize that whole thing, but I will do the one I do know!
lol nope. 18 virgin. I also usually don't moan but here. You can have a little
You got some pics?
>I dont want to try to memorize that whole thing, but I will do the one I do know!
I've rarely met an 18 year old this cool!
Can you say, "2 VAC Bans, and no hacks" please?
Wow, a virgin? Sounds too good to be true. Thanks a lot op, I'd definitely want to mess around with you. Just for you I found an old pic. My boobs are pretty small though... And I definitely don't want to get implants.
Now, if Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown,
The succesful thistle-sifter,
Thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb,
See that thou, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles,
Thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.-Ben Dover
Jesus Christ OP you uncultured fuck, I'll just paste it here. Read the following:
To be or not to be, that is the question;
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to — 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause.
Lol, that's reassuring but I bet you say those kinds of things to all the girls. I'm a bit shy about them, I feel like the guys in my past relationships actually wanted girls with bigger boobs. Again, thanks op but I have to go now!
Oh I didn't realize you wanted the full poem lol
OP sing the chotus of out of the woods by Taylor Swift
I mean... sure
This is how you commentate
You get a southern accent for some reason
It's kinda a dream job idea. I'm starting youtube to see if I can get some views. maybe do some other voice work. and thank you!
The effects are perfect
could someone even be this autistic?
I fuckin came
:) I fuck all da bitches
havent keked that hard since sandy hook
how did u post in this thread if u were dead