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Morning /b/

People say I've got a cool / deep voice

I'll say just about anything you ask.
I will also sing or rap or whatever if you want

other anons can join in on the fun too!

many keks are to be had my friends

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o6FKZig8ln
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shameless self bump
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>>662700542
<tell an Aristocrats joke
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>>662700542
Ohoho, man, that was close. This thread almost 404'd on me.
Anyway, your voice really is nice and you sound like a pretty kind and cool guy; someone you'd wanna have coffee with while talking about cartoons and animes, and hanging out in general. I just wanted to let you know that and I hope I've got this thread going now with my emergency-bump!

And also, OPs can't bump their own thread anymore.
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>>662702244
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B6nWdWv6rS

>>662702772
I appreciate the emergency bump. also you're too kind <3
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Where is everyone! Go and make OP talk to us MORE!
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>>662703945
I swear it's like 4chan wants to be 100% cancer
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>>662703073
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Please say this

"I told you not to fuck yoir sister Jimmy"
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s078TRZUu8t6
I'm swimming around in a vagina

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJxwFVyKqX8
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>>662704453
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SKwSsCqMCY
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>>662704550
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HOdAqAtSUp
yep
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You sound like that guy who reads scary stories on YouTube
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>>662704751
do you which one?
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>>662700542

Please say this OP:
"I'm sorry to say this, but you have cancer.... It's terminal"
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>>662704866
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EZfmsnhLzl
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>>662705007
Dear god your voice is amazing.
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>>662704843
BeBusta
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>>662704249
It seems so. This is the only legit-interesting thread I've encountered in the last 12 or so hours and no one wants to participate. I hate this place as much as I hate blacks!
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Fuck, op
People say I have a radio voice and if I wasn't trying to fall asleep I'd join ya
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>>662705251
do it anyways.
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>>662705191
<3

>>662705215
It's a travesty i know!

>>662705251
next time anon. I make a lot of these threads lol
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>>662705374
Fuck you I need to sleep
Maybe tomorow when it ain't 6am

Love ya op
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>>662705492
<333
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>>662705492
I'm not op, but thank you
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>>662705007
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uu1G5Bah0M
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>>662705215
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DmskDL2Bd6
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can you read this pic related?
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>>662705792
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ySrkWZlPSv


also is that you anon? from the other thread I made?
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>>662705491
is there anywhere where i can find your beautiful voice?
>>662705792
Awww Shit! Thanks anon!
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Plz op
https://youtu.be/RL7lEe36MYs
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>>662706365
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QZLilZCj0q
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>>662706251
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DKZ2Z1Wjvj

>>662706496
yeah this is my youtube I've just started and Im planning on posting more today
hopefully soon I can buy a better mic
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1w7HevYVrP4
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>>662706770
это ты кек
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>>662706251
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fB0fs7SunI
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>>662706770
God tier voice! IT'S AMAZING!
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>>662702772
>cartoons and anime
What are you, 14? Kill yourself you weeb
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>>662706691

Your voice is wonderful.

Thanks now i have a new ring tone
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>>662706626
I KNEW IT
also do you know who David Firth on YT is?
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How about invictus?

this is a good thread
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>>662706551
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kehut7YHtL
My shit cut out for some reason

>>662706770
I'm not sure what I just hear but okay

>>662706976
Amazing
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>>662706943
Are you jealous because I'm so kind to OP?
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>>662707191
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VaAm6KIO2T

>>662707543
lmao
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>>662707191
http://vocaroo.com/i/s008scG7Gu6H
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>>662707470
Thank you op. I love avenged sevenfold too, one of my favorite songs as well. Got my friend hooked on them with this song, I'll make sure to share your awesome voice with him.
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>>662706691
>>662706496
oops forgot to link my channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWUpz734Cxdas_8wnzRyq8w
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Op please:
"All that's left of proud Tristram are ghosts and ashes."
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>>662706943
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LzpLSmUDeM
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>>662707891
Thanks!
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>>662707543
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BoneR03XDY
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>>662707871
awesome! thank you!

>>662707989
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fODMKHD8eF
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"Hi this is Rich I cant come to the phone right now but if you please leave a message I'll get back to you as soon as humanly possible."
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>>662707989
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HCZ4NMrzlr
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>>662707732
>>662707784
good cunts

seriously, this time OP, you are not a faggot.
The dicks have been removed from your mouth and we are left in wonder at the music in our ears.

Thank you.
Thank you.
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>>662708359
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fhu8V7VRRK
lmao that's gunna be confusing
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Anybody, say please:
"Abu khvatit shatat' makabu"
It's gonna be message for our russian imageboard admin Abu.
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>>662708599
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MqW3RkPpNl
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"Disney, good night. We'll talk again soon."
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>>662708445
You a gracious poet you are! <3

>>662708599
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13Dg8DRIRNO
I'm literally the worst at accents

>>662708938
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SzMXWDeWRD
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OP you have a beautifull voice
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>>662709029
>I'm literally the worst at accents
It's great, thx!
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>>662709029
Thank you. Sweet dreams you prince.
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>>662709137
>>662709143
>>662709190
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZwAoSzAyq4
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OP can you please make my voicemail? "Hello, you've reached Sam, i'am not available at the moment, please leave a message after the beep" , could you says this very smooth and calm? Love your voice
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>>662709491
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V48gKZLp62
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>>662709491
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WJcbyDFiBA
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'Hallo, schön guten Tag. Sie sind hier richtig bei Meisters Arsch.
Ich bin zur Zeit.. errr.. nicht in der Lage ans Telefon zu gehn also entweder sie rufen später zurück oder sie hinterlassen eine Nachricht, ich melde mich unter Garantie bei ihn. Vieln Dank.'
Can you do this one?
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>>662709672
Love it!
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>>662709836
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09RCOem3yn1
I tried lol
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If you're still here can you say "Sinbad is the best comedian and if you say otherwise you will get a foot up your ass."
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>>662710057
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dTYOwHflTW
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>>662709987
Thank you very much! And don't worry, that sounded really good and understandable actually.
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>>662710237
Holy crap thanks anon.
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>>662710237
In a menacing tone please say " I am Sinistar"
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>>662710431
woah cool! No problem! What was I saying?

>>662710564
No prob :D

>>662710570
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cpzUGli8qn
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KtKtS1D9jd
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>>662710701
whoops I posted both lol
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Can anyone here contact Jay Anthony Franke?
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>>662710701
'Hello, good day. You have reached the answer machine of mister ass. I currently.. err.. can't take your call, so please call back later or leave me a message. I'll make sure to get back to you. Thank you.'
Nothing too special!
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>>662710701
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14BBTWUbV8I
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>>662711555
do what trips says
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"I like ponies"
say it in your most deepest and creepiest voice
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>>662711801
He already did, buddy.
Thanks for checking.
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>>662711422
I wish

>>662711555
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I56er3W2HA
checked

>>662711860
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nebFwHN4ha

>>662711587
D:
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>>662711860
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fL4Vjb8uFL
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>>662711555
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03SvVmLeSjx
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Can you read pic related?<
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>>662712004
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nebFwHN4ha
O shit thanks OP
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rmpgd4sFqo
OP, I need this!
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>>662712512
Pretty much. Any problems with that?
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>>662712512
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CZj1TME0dC
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Pretty please, OP

>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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"Im so damn horny can you please pull my finger?"
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Oh man, your voice is so nice... I can't really describe it. I'd definitely want to be fucked by you. Just ramming me doggy style and whispering sexy things in my ear. Do a vocaroo of you panting/moaning and say things in between like "you like that baby", "I'm about to cum".
Also do you normally pick up girls easily?
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>>662703073
South Park
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>>662712939
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Shzfr8Aa1P
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>>662712967

Oh girl, your tits are so nice... I can't really describe it. I'd definitely want to be titty fucked by you. Just ramming me with dem tits and posting dem sexy tits on /b/. Do a post of you showing us your tits and write things in between them like "you like that baby", "I'm about to cum". Also do you normally post tits or gtfo easily?
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>>662712004
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10ki4GTmNSj
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>>662713604
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s2esRynUvz
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>>662713604
Oh please, my pics are probably floating around here and get posted every now and then. Timestamped ones at that. I'm on break right now so I can't.
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>>662712572
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lXEYQYtSAl

>>662712672
I dont want to try to memorize that whole thing, but I will do the one I do know!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CwTf0TzLDf

>>662712939
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t0iYfg21Mj

>>662712967
lol nope. 18 virgin. I also usually don't moan but here. You can have a little
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FgTy78mLA4

>>662713604
lol

>>662713898
You got some pics?

>>662713612
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bcgSSQcXdg
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>>662700542
I hate MUFFINS
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>>662714317
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F4sAFK7QXf
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>>662714409
Thanks OP
For once you're not a fag
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>>662713770

top kek
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>>662714317
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fMK1xOYD3a
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>>662714579
:D
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>>662714244
>I dont want to try to memorize that whole thing, but I will do the one I do know!
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CwTf0TzLDf (embed)
Thank you!
I've rarely met an 18 year old this cool!
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>>662700542
Can you say, "2 VAC Bans, and no hacks" please?
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>>662714899
:D no problem!

>>662714925
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0anv52STHxv
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>>662715197
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0anv52STHxv
haha yes anon! ily :)
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>>662715304
Ily too! <3
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>>662714244
Wow, a virgin? Sounds too good to be true. Thanks a lot op, I'd definitely want to mess around with you. Just for you I found an old pic. My boobs are pretty small though... And I definitely don't want to get implants.
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>>662715304
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vNGUzR4v3p
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>>662715509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z9Mng9pk4A
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>>662715499
I think your tits are cute af. would love to suck on them. and no prob :D

>>662715509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vIOIdoPYhx
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"I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at the military abortion clinic. So hail Satan and good day."
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>>662715499
More of dem tits plz
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>>662716114
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zkhWob01IS
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Read To Be or Not To Be. End wherever you'd like, I like to end after 'must give us pause'.
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>>662716113
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a7oOndQMVb
I love that

>>662716248
LOOL

>>662716249
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LC1fB3ZFXy
wat
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Now, if Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown,
The succesful thistle-sifter,
Thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb,
See that thou, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles,
Thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.-Ben Dover
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>>662716466
Jesus Christ OP you uncultured fuck, I'll just paste it here. Read the following:

To be or not to be, that is the question;
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to — 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TDqfUeyTv0
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>>662716047
Lol, that's reassuring but I bet you say those kinds of things to all the girls. I'm a bit shy about them, I feel like the guys in my past relationships actually wanted girls with bigger boobs. Again, thanks op but I have to go now!
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>>662716652
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IsTmiVYEyZ
tired so forgive the mistakes
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>>662717119
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FZupQJUE6z
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>>662716563
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iWqH7zZrvf
FUCK

>>662716652
Oh I didn't realize you wanted the full poem lol
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kfylULVmga

>>662717119
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C7Rl4mt5Lm

>>662717397
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TzpGvmJLnf
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>>662717506
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qYuJrt4Qog
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>>662717119
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02k4wmlIVJV
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>>662700542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tgcc5V9Hu3g
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>>662717622
That ones not bad LOL

>mfw
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>>662717700
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18O5ChpnWNr
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>>662714244
>>662714899
>>662715499
>>662716466
>>662717622
>>662717700
>>662717744
The gets never stop in this thread

>>662717744
Are you trying to make me cry?
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OP sing the chotus of out of the woods by Taylor Swift
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>>662717867
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lMIgYbm7V6
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is this the same dude that made my intro to my steam profile?

>welcome to masterminds retarded dumb fuck profile

Anyway if its you, Make another one please
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>>662717812
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fXd1V6nv5v
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ryd3bMhTA6

tell me if you like it
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>>662718168
It's beautiful
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>>662718096
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FQs9iMgwYa
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>>662718369
:3 thanks
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>>662718086
yeah that was me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PGtPF2czXY

>>662718168
I love it

I love it so much
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>>662718395
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05vXM75nuvy
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Redo this ;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruYbtcl03kc or any other commecial of your choice
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>>662718497
thanksk man, fucking love it. Gunu add both
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>>662718096
>>662718392
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bOsET7masZ
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>>662718522
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02UNgvz27kn
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>>662718522
yo this shit is making me loose it
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>>662718565
>tips fedora and leaves thread
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Hello white morgan freeman, please said "Hitler did nothing wrong" and "it's a meme you dip"
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>>662718623
It's 5am and I'm laughing at these, I think it's time I sleep.
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>>662718565
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JNS3HLI2Zc
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>>662718013
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fUdurOFMtZ
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>>662718847
ik same. and i have to get up in an hour for work fml
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>>662700542
Wow, you voice... take my keys and go to my home and fuck my family
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>>662718623
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vWOZESyJVn
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Please say "Logan, your a massive faggot"
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Say:
Julian you're a small dick faglord who loves nothing more than eating fat cock.
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>>662718926
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rYQr7Mfo86
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>>662718926
My life right now in one vocaroo
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>>662718985
>>662719019
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WGfbEVMKF0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1TqtMtsA_U

PLease RE commentate thisss <333
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>>662719181
Op is a faggot, say it properly
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qXEazSAVSd
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>>662719093
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16i7fbJFOW3
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>>662700542
Shove your nigger dick inside me
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>>662710431
It wasntbbut suck ops dick some more, maybe he'll come in your eye.
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This

>Hey look at me, Im a gold nova 4 and i have a Stat Trak Factory New M9 Bayonet crimson web from my first case opening. I dont even play this game that much
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>>662719354
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D20lk0P0BC
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>>662719565
fucking reminds me of iDubbz when he makes his impression of foreign kids begging for money to make a minecraft server
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>>662719565
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QMyiEGz8jg
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>>662718096
>>662718392
>>662718623
>>662719093
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00W8CZThMSH

>>662718564
Np :D

>>662718768
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dXfyYMes7A

>>662718916
I mean... sure

>>662719406
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l44WLNUOjK

>>662719532
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zr84NkCisa

>>662719185
This is how you commentate
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07ybJpVQcAE
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bump just incase
>>
Say

"Zak... I luv yu, daddy.
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hey op, have you ever considered becoming a voice actor as a job?,

10/10 would listen to your voice again
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>>662719909
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jelA1LsAuy
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>>662719354
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wPfDGdEH1g
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>>662720115
omfg i just realized thats a joke. I always thought it was a true fact and i have always stood in corners when cold. Im not even joking man. HOLY FUCK
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>>662719978
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1auHY9gBvQ6
You get a southern accent for some reason

>>662720063
It's kinda a dream job idea. I'm starting youtube to see if I can get some views. maybe do some other voice work. and thank you!
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jl7UK5W9dC
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>>662719909
fucking love the commentating.

sexgod/10
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>>662720346
nice :DD
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>>662720279
Glad i could help kek
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Of9F9LTdZZ
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>>662720346
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZNSnbjQLcg
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>>662720115
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CNoTMS1hAr

>>662720241
The effects are perfect

>>662720279
could someone even be this autistic?

>>662720346
I fuckin came

>>662720392
:) I fuck all da bitches

>>662720518
NOOOOOOO
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>>662720518
you turned me around, I love you now
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>>662720545
>>662720346
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Go to sleep
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>>662720625
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12PaGgZhO7T
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>>662720647
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OxcNAKMPTD
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>>662720879
D: Sorry man. It was a kek D;
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>>662720786
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fm9xJkj2OA

>>662720878
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DLpPdrarda

>>662720879
Liek dis if u cri everitiem
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>>662721088
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oNjO32nJe0
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>>662721088
>1man1jar
>horny
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>>662720786
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09OkuRy3eJo
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>>662721220
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13ETr2WB1Ms

>>662721257
>mfw
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>>662721425
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Bex8nioiVf
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>>662721434
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NcjWeN4lOH
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>>662721425

havent keked that hard since sandy hook
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>>662721425
without a doubt, this has to be made into a nicely designed Photoshop collage for other anons to see this kekery.

11/10 best joke i heard all year
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>>662721628
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1N9JagUBcAx
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>>662721951
how did u post in this thread if u were dead
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>>662722031
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19BlSKafasP
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>>662721951
>>662722031
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01tEygeYiEd and they know how to post
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Here's a funny story of me getting his dick sucked
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1opYs2v2NME
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http://www.livin3.com/100-bad-dad-jokes-that-will-make-you-laugh-or-cringe
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>>662722711
Forgot to mention he was black and looked like he was in his 40s

I was 16 at the time
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>>662722306
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EHRVDJKFWC
same recording better delivery
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>>662722711
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j8cHhEeiaT
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>>662722816
did u bust
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PaDudoB0vN

straight up fire
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>>662723009
whoops lmao
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GBj0WXMz0f
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>>662723102
yep. still the best bj i have ever had tbh
then again i've only had 2

>>662723111
checked
is that you staticfag?
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>>662723111
fucked my ears
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>>662723119
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rUQ8LH9Qd1
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how do you get the vocaroo icon up?
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>>662723329
sharpie in pooper with proof for tutorial
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>>662723329
when you done with your recording go copy the link given to you in the box below.then go on to 4chan and press alt+f4
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>>662723119
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06MPpI9j5nO
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>>662723286
>>662723274
sorry recorded that on a laptop mic guys, waiting for my check to get here to get a decent mic
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>>662723477
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LGMUa72Pd9
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>>662723329
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17gERZcN4B3
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