we vaguely describe games and guess them!
>in the future
>world war 3
>also queen has a kid apparently
>inb4 bioshock spam
Would you kindly stop that?
>Killed. A lot.
>Broken but funny NPCs, rare tho
>Really intense combat
>Exciting loot scavenging
>Energizing breath into FPS games
>King of Post Apocalypse games
>Interesting open world concepts
>best friend is swole nigger
>join force with bing bongs
>fuck asian chick
>asian chick is a robot
>nigger only one who dies kek
Every modern military shooter
>smoke weed everyday
>shoot danger chickens
>she thinks you're a watermelon
ok that was too easy try THIS ONE
>Begin life dirt poor
>through sheer effort and skill you finally gain enough money to buy the better things
>epic grinds for levels
>if you die you float around freely
>Team play is essential
>can't ever leave residence because he was molested or some shit
>training with guy who molested him
>hot chick tries to murder him
>some magic bullshit kicks in and they get teleported
>turns out their in another country
>blah blah blah time to cross the border
>more boring shit happens
>find out theres a samefag lurking around
>blah blah blah war starts
>blah blah blah gotta kill the guy who molested asshole
>samefag dies, kill pedofile, main character "dies"
>must've been partying hard. can't remember shit from last night.
>stuck in a weird suit.
>bitch on walkie-talkie wants me to save some kids.
>weird psychich chick wants me to save her.
>turns out to be my daughter.
>dictator ex wants me dead.
>kill a giant slug in a huge glass jar.
>go outside. lots of water.
>kill ex, escape with daughter in a submarine.
congrats, I have posted UO in these threads at least half a dozen times and you're the first one to actually guess right
I'm not sure tbh. All I know is that he broke up with one of my friends in the most faggoty way possibly, and tried to date rape her.
All I've got is the name Sean and the number "9105800976" and the instructions "send him horrifying shit, make him pay!"
Unfortunately I'm a poorfag and it's not an iMessage number (I have an iPod touch), so I can't do it myself.
>collection of games for friend
>games have hidden meaning
>games start to get weird
>narrator starts getting stressed
>narrator ends up being the one making the games weird
>narrator kills himself
Plague Doctor is best girl
>uh oh a good guy goes rogue and no one can stop him
>takes leader's daughter hostage
>"go kill him"
>take this instrument and go save the world
>fight elemental monsters to restore world order
>travel through time loop with instrument
>first boss (rogue guy) caused caused the world to go to shit
>using a time loop buffed himself up into dragony badass thing
>kill him to sever time loop, save the world.
>be magical fairy chosen one
>decide it's time to be a platformer instead of top-down
>hard as fuck
>princess be sleeping at the start of the game
>mother fucking flying thunderbird at the end
Specifically looking for which in the franchise it is.