she's so cute, it's not fair that I can't give hugs ;~;
Gargle acid, Nibi.
But nothing deadly.
Just something to give you a slight ting.
Pure, powderized malic acid is fantastic to inhale
>tfw I prefer her smaller
>tfw never birdgirl
I have the even lewder one.
whatever this means, no
s-sorry I can't help it
i hope i do too. i really hope i do.
Good, you kunt.
Ill jerk it to your death.
I'm so happy that I finally got my new credit card in the mail. That cash back is pretty nice.
i-its ok I saved some lewd stuff too
knot too bad right now. whats up, how you doing tonight?
I know right? I believe I should get anywhere from $200-400 a year in cash back given my typical expenses which I'd use the card for and I could save it up until December then spend in on steam while everything is at a huge discount. I could buy like, all the games.
damn gurl! good plan :3c
or you can keep saving up and buy all the steam!!!!
I could buy all the steam eventually. At least anything worthwhile.
right now? but i did last night
b-but I don't want the weeb games, anything made by EA, or kid stuff.
TOO BAD. YOU HAVE TO POWER TO BUY IT ALL AND YOU WILL
nu. es night.
ugh but im watching the tele and am too lazy to get it D:
I haven't gone that far. That just seems awful
oh, what's next, do you want me to call you "sir" too?
nah. I'm just saying that if you can buy the whole steam then you should take advantage of it
Then, since you are a gay peasant, I rule over you.
You owe me gay taxes
I've seen game grumps shill for it but I just really hate the name of it. Is it decent at all and does it have a lot of English dubbed stuff?
You're the shittest gay peasant I have ever met
I know but I cant bring myself to buy certain stuff even at a big discount.
Maybe you can call me sir though?
well if you own the steam then you can be rid of all the poop game.
and no, you are knot worthy of the title. i am sorry
but the games out still be in my library
I assure you, I am more than worthy of being called sir.
i'm alright, just sleepy as fuck, i woke up at 7 and it's almost 1, had work this morning, but the power went out so i went home early, drove 3 hours back home and now i've just been playing video games
damn wtf is your work commute so long?!?!
what games are you playing?
But those game would give you a stomach bug from how bad they are.
Why not to you kiddo?
then you drink some pepto and you feel better!~
i dont know. you dont feel like a "sir" to me
i live up in a condo at the resort i work at on the weekends, so that's with the long commute, and i'm just playing league and tf2
Pepto tastes like garbage though.
Maybe you can call me master or even daddy if you prefer.
damn that sucks though. whats youre favorite of the two games?
to who? and why?
only wolfy can command me
YOU TASTE LIKE GARBAGE!
ew ew ewe w ewe w ew ew ew e wew EW
I assure you, I've heard many good things about what I, or more accurately certain fluids of mine, taste like.
Aww, come on. don't be like that. I'll take care of ya', don't you worry.
wait what? i didnt call you a girl. and why should i apologize?
dont be icky. youre being icky
great, now I'm craving a nice hung beefy daddy to pound my booty >///>
Don't be bashful about it kiddo. I've got plenty of manblast to give you.
I don't actually have my phone with me
I could crop another photo but that doesn't feel right. Without the dragon in the picture what is the point?
how old are you?
i do like that term Manblast though
so i have to apologize for them?
idk i love them both
probably tf2, as the competitive stuff is newer to me
I know right?
It's a pity though, I got a pic of me scratching my balls in my sleep and a pic of me and the wench preparing for a skydiving session in our undies.
i"m giving up on the femboy dream. i will be a manboy instead
how vague :c
i like tf2 when i used to have it :3c
All you gotta' do is beef up and grow some body hair unless you're naturally hairless, in which case it's fine.
The former because the wench thought it was funny, the latter because who wouldn't want to take pictures of underwear skydiving?
Okay, how about this:
I am older than 20 but younger than 30.
NEVAAAAA !!!!!! :v
I shall be the girly-est of the girly boys
you should tell me exact age~
you should be manly instead
Thank you my good beefy man ! :v
*flaps arms and files off into the night sky*
they fulfill exactly their intended purpose
i should be the one calling you kiddo then
what would you rather?