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NZ Thread

Come on in and hang out.
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>>662484740
Thank you for this opie.
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>>662484740
Come on and slam
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>>662484740
lol hitler
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Dunners reporting in brah!
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Was gonna watch Pontypool later, I hear it's good.
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How is everyone today? What did we gave for dinner? Brisket enchiladas, cheesy spinach and artichoke dip, and a couple ice cold Blue Moons here.
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Where's the weed?
Rotorua is dryer than a Nun's cunt
even the mob and bp are out
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>>662485678
Had a chicken wrap. It was ok.
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>>662485710
THOSE TRICHOMES
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>>662485678
Baked chicken breast, mashed potato and a glass of water. Now I'm edging to some nudes I got from a random kik slut.
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Watched The Green Inferno earlier, bunch of "Save The Rainforest" types go to the amazon to stop mining, get eaten by cannibals. Was pretty funny, not all that much gore though, so disappointing if you're into that.
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>tfw no kiwi gf
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>>662485710
Inglewood is not dry buds every where
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Dunners reporting.

We alright tonight?
>>662485027
Hey mate!
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Remember this from way back when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg-_uxD3H80

Came out one month after 9/11
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>>662485613
Its great, takes place all in a radio station studio. Tense creepy a.f movie solid 8/10
I would do the most depraved unforgivable things to Laurel Ann's asshole
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Anyone got weed in Nelson?
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whats on tv tonight guys
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>>662487596
Fucking roastie
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>>662487752
idk, but I dl'd the notebook, hopefully it's good.
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>>662487752
>2016
>still watching broadcast tv

Just torrent a movie.
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>>662487868
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>>662487752
some bullshit movie with Russel Brand.
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>>662488101
m8 the maori sucks shit
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>>662488116
Face?
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>>662488116
Is that you kek? these things look like breast cancer. Fucking please, stop.
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>>662485710
I got a nice hundy bag in tauranga last week. I feel like the only fucker in bop with decent weed.
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why are i.d's even gone?
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Oi aus brother here.
What's the gun laws like in nz
Can you own a AR15?
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>>662488403
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>>662488774
Hey you cheeky wot m8 face pics
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>>662488116
>>662488774
>>662487596
I'd fuck you.
Kik endzler
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>>662488511
you probs are haha.
My guys inTGA , the mount, taupo, rotorua, ngongotaha all dry.
I can only find caps.
In 2 months time, we are all going to have more weed than we know what too do.
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>>662489186
just remember this for late in te year this time. stock up in september and make a killing in december.
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>>662484740
Where's the muddas at man, anyone in Tauranga/Mount selling?
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Checking in bros.
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>>662489378
I got some but I only sell weed to people i trust.

and I only trust people who suck my dick
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Auckland dealer reporting in
Sold out in just over an hour, you cunts are thirsty
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>>662489470
OK /b/ros im getting serious on the kiwi nudes game.
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>>662489680
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>>662489652
of course we are thirsty its dry as fuck m8
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>>662489731
>>662489766
>>662489680

I sold out of 9 ounces sold all in tins in 30 minutes.
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>>662489652
how many currybros did you sell too? Last time I had some I sold it in no time to some indians lol.
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>>662489652
Got any DMT mate? Gotta commune with other realms, we're living in a false vacuum and unless I get fucked up the quantum state will realign and we'll be fucked. Ya dig?
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>>662486740
fuck off cuck
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>>662489680
You're getting serious by posting the same nudes that have been posted every thread for months?
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Kate Steele on facebook.
Bit of a slut.
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Auckland fag checking in. Heading back to work tomorrow, who else is back to it?
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>>662489902
Im just warming the bros up.
Give it time.
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>>662489731
Back left looks like a shore girl who got implants for her 18th.
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Another set now..>>662489960
>>662489903
>>662489902
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>>662487596
I thought that was a shit.
Why has it got massive skin tags on it?
that's aids nigga.
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>>662489952
Got one more week :^) hang in there /b/ro
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>>662489960
$1000 says you don't post anything all of us haven't seen before
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>>662488116
go away with your fat sacks.
ugly ass titty having ass.
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any bros down south know where to score
waimate area
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>>662489982
Auckland shore?
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>>662489750
shot bundie fiends
>>662489855
none, mainly the bruddas and some whites
>>662489856
I wish i did /b/ruh we'd blitz that shit

pic related 1 hours wage chur
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>>662489960
you are cancer.
you killed this place.
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>>662490067
Ok sweet as here i go. Only i have this..
I have her facebook, snapchat and all.
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>>662490214
Then post it bru
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>>662490111
What other shore is there?
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>>662490214
one pic, 222x395, niiiiiiiice
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>>662490214
name?
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The Harrier hawk should be our new national bird
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>>662490214
Im am also from Devonport in Auckland.
Millionaire here.
What you fucking poor south cunts going to do?
I got the bitches, Got the stacks.
Living the life in Devo 420.
Got a few ounces.
You poor west auckland faggot jealous?
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>>662490214
>when you decide you want to be a pornstar
She's certainly got the soulless, dead-inside look on point.
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>>662490348
Cant disclose.
She is the daughter of a very famous transportation company in NZ.
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>>662490375
Max Key reporting in
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>>662490456
Right,

Tell me your friend that lives at the bottom or Aramoana in devonport.
Thats proof.
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>>662490574
I was being sarcastic you fuckwit
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>>662490375
when did you win the lottery?
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>>662490214

Thats my neighbour hahahaha.
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>>662490019
Not looking forward to it, all my mates are off till the 18th as well...
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>>662490440
>She is the daughter of a very famous transportation company in NZ.

Companies can have kids now? I mean I know companies can fuck people, but I've never heard of a pregnancy resulting.
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>>662490659
I have this thing called rich as fuck parents.
I get anything on demand and a grand a week for spending.
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>>662490711
What street does she live on then?
Proof cunt.
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>>662490734
then you aren't a millionaire.
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>>662490914
Personally i am, They bought me a house and i got about $300k of cars. Personally worht over a million.
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Ferrari cunt checking in
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>>662490440
aww dang aight
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>>662490984
that isn't being a millionaire.
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>>662490214

Point of this is fucking anon im not just going to be like just come to my house mate we have a joint. No its anon private.
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>>662490727
kek
>>662491001
G'day, mate! What you up to these days?
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>>662491080
Spill her name
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>>662488701
Semi autos are all good bro. 30 shot mags are legal too, you're just not allowed to stick them in the gun
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>>662491140
>>662491082
Prefer not to, Shes a friend of mine.
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Y mate you going to have a quick fuck.
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>>662487174
Hey man! How's it going?
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>>662491082
G'day? You sound Australian.
I have just got back from holidays. Just spending time with family around NZ
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Who knows who owns this car?
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>>662491336
Its a nice country aussie you got better outback then nz.
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>>662491410
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>>662491480
>>662491410
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Where da dunedin nudes at?
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You assholes shouldn't buy weed off gangs
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>>662491220
Wasn't asking?
>>662491336
Strewth, footy, cobber, mate.
Get a bloody VB down ya.
>>662491410
>>662491480
>>662491545
I know the car, and can find out if you're really that bothered. It's been sold on though.
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>>662491479
I have been to Aussie. Got mugged in Kings Cross. Got bitten by something while sleeping. Not liking it apart from Bondi beach on a hot summers day
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>>662491791
>I know the car, and can find out if you're really that bothered. It's been sold on though.
True?
How you know?
Im keen to find the owner and buy it.
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>>662490984
So you own an average house in a shit city, wow.
>do you even lift?
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>>662491410
Has anyone noticed the vicious Australian flag placement.
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>>662491001
From invers?
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>>662491990
Dunedin
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>>662491924
I own a mean house.

Come on down tonight if you want for some cones.
39 Norwood Road Bayswater.
Gate code is 1234 and knock on the door.
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>>662491001
I've never seen it around man.. Drive it often or nah?
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>>662492219
Lmao that's my house, are you who I think you are?
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>>662492219
Yea
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>>662492426
More of a sunday drive.
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>>662492518
It must be your house.
Total possibility of it being your house is -1% you fucking Beta...
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>>662491904
True. Old owner was in the thread not long ago, said it's been sold.
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>>662492219
God your parents must really hate you if they brought you this piece of shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVd5qBhIQ04
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>>662492723
Do you know any of the owners?
Old or new?
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>>662492687
kek you're so stupid you chink cunt.
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>>662492651
Fair enough, not the type of car you really wanna daily. Would love to see it some time
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>>662492723
I bought it, but changed the code to 8888
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Got back from a week long holiday in rotaroua. Lots of biking and went down the luge again.

Anyone here having fun with student loans?
Had mine sitting on "contract returned" for a month or so on studylink.
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>>662492845
I don't know any of them, just said I can find the previous owner on FB.
>>662492974
Not talking about your daft house that you don't own, fool.
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>>662492974
No they didnt.
My parents bought it for me and the code is 1234.......
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>>662493136
>I don't know any of them, just said I can find the previous owner on FB
Chur can you find him?
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Matex ex, Auck
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>>662492922
I'm taking it to the UB40 concert in Queenstown and then the car show in Cromwell.
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>>662493311
Name?
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I'm the L. Ron Hubbard of the cupboard
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>>662493311
Nice rack. More of her
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>>662489952
Can i have a job? I can build houses
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>>662493311

>>662493474
Don't actually know heh

>>662493764
Shall I keep going?
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>>662493811
Me too please, I can lift shit and not too stupid.
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>>662493902
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>>662493902
Please do
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>>662493311
>>662493902
>>662493970
>>662493975
Unfortunately all I have. Got a tumblr semi-whore from chch though
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>>662491203
Wtf
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Where the welly nudes at?
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Any weed in the bay
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>>662487596
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chch reporting in
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>>662493693
L. Ron Hubbard
Sat on his cupboard
Preaching the one true way.
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Chch tumblr gal, anyone recognise?
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>>662493930
>>662493764
very marketable skills, building houses, lifting shit and not being stupid.

If i could, I would hire you. But i can't, because i also have no job.

Can i have a job too please?
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>>662493223
Bloke by the name of Tim has owned it at some point, I'm assuming previous.
>>662494490
butterflysandbottlecaps on tumblr. She's in here, too:
https://mega.nz/#F!2IonBZbJ!7KHflwsErCo-w6BnN1xdNg
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>>662493811
>>662493930
Very marketable skills lads.

I would employ you in a heartbeat, except I also am looking for work.
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rothmans masterrace reporting in
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>>662493970
that implulse can.
jesus christ.
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>>662494480
Banana clips for all you Curious Georges.
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>>662494490
>>662494521
You know M?
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Got a couple of this chicks nudes on kik, shes on chaturbate too
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>>662495022
Molly?
Masturbate?
007's boss?

The fuck you saying?
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>>662495022
>>662495245
Haha you in chch? WOndering if we know each other
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>>662495431
Auckland.
Coming to CHCH next week because i have no job and ran out of money before christmas.
Fuck this auckhell
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>>662494790
No arguments here.
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>>662495431
>>662495245
Anyway this one's not on Mega
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Anyone got tabs in Welly..?
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>>662495734
>>662495740
How do ya know Molly? Ya name doesn't start with a T does it?
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>>662494627
Yeah I remember a dude from Euro car club that trolled everyone. He had a mean car. Duno where he is now. Never posts. He raped the living shit out of that s4. Seemed to take it well.
Always a good cunt at the meets tho.
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>>662495735
good cunt.

>>662495830
can suss if you're up TGA or hamilton ways
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Day 3
of saitama gains.

going well so far.
documenting my progress through a video journal as a way to remain consistent with work outs.
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Noodles for dinner for me.

Fuck I hate being shit tier like this. Im a fucking builder, and lost my licence because demerits.

Turns out, lose your licence=lose your job.

Then winz, our "safety net" will help in 12 weeks time. Bitch please, I have no money now!
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>>662496101
Are you bitch made or b0ss?
Real niggas do 2 packs or noodles at once.
Mi Goreng master race.
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>>662495906
are you called taylor and your mums partner is dean?
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>>662496209
Yeah two packs.
Mi Goreng is the best.
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>>662496288
Haha nope sorry mate keep guessing...
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>>662496413
No guessing, just T and M seemed familiar from when i was there last.

I thought M was taylors gf
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>>662496605
Haven't seen M since high school hehe, knew her before then though. You got anything to do with those days?
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