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What the actual fuck ? Im a 22 years old man, that was trying

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What the actual fuck ?
Im a 22 years old man, that was trying to take a pic of his asshole to check a possible hemorrhoids and find that i have a pussy behing my balls ? ? ? What the fucking fuck!?!!?
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>>662472539
Well thats disturbing
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>>662472539
So haw's it feeling? knowing that you've just found out you're possibly a hemaphrodite
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Finger it
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>>662473045
do this pls
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Now i feel 95 man, like i have felt that i had something there. But i thought that was just skin, but now that i see the pics looks like a closed vagina, like only the lips, but it gets wet when i mastubate, im not sure if i have something inside, im affraid to check
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>>662472539
learn to wash your ass op. holy shit i didn't need to see that
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>>662472539
So you've never explored there before? Never taken sex ed and wondered, "hey, I thought every boy had a vag behind his nuts"? Never rubbed one off while rubbin one off?
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>>662472539
Post more pics
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dude you transcended beyond trap level. youre herm level. youre gonna make so much dirty porn money, its crazy. youre gonna be the next double dick dave
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I have had sex before. I have a totally functunial dick in front, but idk this is creeping me out, it would explain why i have nice ass and baby face , also get another pic i just took, i know is disgusting but sorry im more worried about that thing than for clean it
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Ins't a FUCKING pussy lol, it just look like one, doesnt have a whole , OS just like the lips skin. I doubt that i could finger it, but i have like something in the skin
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you fucking idiot how do you not notice having a fucking vagina. Im calling bullshit but lets just pretend that you have just noticed this, have you litteraly never touched under your belly button?
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>>662473879
Thats just your gooch. No Vagina here.
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>>662473879
It could even just be a skin tag

As long as your dick doesn't look like pic related though, I don't think your sex life will be affected much at all
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I don't know if I should be more weirded out by the pictures or the fact that a 22 year old man has never touched that spot and thinks he has a vagina.
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Isnt a vagina. I meant that looks like one, i mean. Take a FUCKING look at this!
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>>662474503
Idk what to think anymore
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I have touch it and felt it before, i thought that was just skin, but now that i see the pics i totally notice that looks like a pussy
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>>662474503
I'd say it's either a scar from some surgery when you were too young to remember that your parents never told you about,

Or when you were an embryo a pussy started to form but then your Y chromosome kicked in and balls and a dick started forming, but too late to prevent this

You could probably have some surgery to make it into a fully fledged pussy. You could make a lot of money through porn then. Or if you're bisexual then just means more options during sex
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Should i a start a new versión of "i am jazz?"
Tríps decide my femele name
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>>662475246
>implying bisexuals don't make porn
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>>662475246
Isn't a scar, since i remember i have felt it, but never saw it, i remember exploring myself when i had like 3 years old
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>>662475768
I wont do porn, even if It's a pussy, i even doubt to be brave enougt to try to open it
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>>662476076
Maybe surgery was when you were 2 or younger
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Every pic i take its even more disturbing.
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>>662476888
Spread it you pansy
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>>662476888
It's diaper rash
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Theres no hole
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But it kinda be fingeres bc It's like too much skin there
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ITT: OP tricks us into looking at his taint
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>>662477508
Well get a knife and make one dumbass
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>>662477688
Naaah im just scared and i want the annons opinión. I swear god that i never espected to find that lil thing that looks like a pussy
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>>662474503
I feel like a doctor because I didn't cringe at this. b has shown me my calling
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Put a vibrator on it, post results.
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>>662478461
Im a man, where the fuck u want me to get one at 3 am ?
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>>662472539
It's an expected side effect of obesity along with breasts.
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Another funny thing , is that my dick is kinda dark, im white tho, but my lil pussy is pink ? The fuq is wrong with my body?
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>>662478639
A porn shop. Or walmart, condom aisle, they have some
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>>662478836
Cant wait to milk mah tittties!
And nope.
I havent been ever overweigh more than a feel pounds
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>>662477688
Ya. Don't even know where I am looking
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OP here, i decided to rub it , and feels strangely good... I will regret this...
Bye bye to my manhood
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>>662479282
If it feels good then who gives a fuck OP. Take pride in your faggotry, and who knows, maybe if you rub it while you jerk off you could have better orgasms, or maybe even multiple orgasms. That's better than most faggots on here
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ITT: Autists and sperglords falling for obvious bait and taking it seriously.

I find it hard to believe that i took you 22 years to touch the area behind your balls faggot. Which incidentally you haven't shown yet. You're probably a butch dyke on hormone treatment.
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Got red after some rubbing, now i feel like a nice warm feeling there, is there any girl able to tell me how it feels to rub her own pussy ?
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>>662479816
>this level of autism and reddit-tier faggotry

sage
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>>662479961
yeah go to tumblr you butch dyke
fucking faggot

SAGE
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Obligatory balls and possible pussy pic.
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got the same thing, but less gross imo

probably some fetus shill, who cares

u should really shave dude
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>>662480458
press your finger against it, feel if there're a hole beneath the skin
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>>662472539
why would you be checking for hemorrhoids at 22 you disgusting faggot? Why don't you just go to a doctor?
obvious bait
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>>662480815
I will go to the doctor on tuesdays, but decided to check first
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>>662480786
>u should really shave dude
Fag. OP has a vagina and is more of a man than you
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Youre all morons. it's dead skin. exfoliate that shit. its like you guys dont check your anus on a regular basis
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>>662481010
people usually don't get hemorrhoids at 22 retard.
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1 why the fuck i should have seen my asshole before having a reason?
2 who the fuck shave his asshole!
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>>662481060
>says the guy browsing a thread where a guy posts pics of his anus
stop being delusional, stop being a savage and shave
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>>662481410
you're in this thread too retard faggot

>>662481318
people who get laid often that's who. learn to speak english you fucking faggot your first point doesn't even make sense you fucking dumb europoor
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>>662479084
>feel pounds
Says it all, along with the photo of your fat ass.
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OP update.
After rubbing it i went to the bathroom and now walking feel freacking weird, now im affraid that could be an organ that didt grew up properly, so i wont FUCKING rub it anymore.
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>>662481831
Dude thats a skintag or a staff infection lol dude check in with your doctor dipshit
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>>662473879
And -none- of your doctors have ever said "you have a vagina" in any form. I'm So sure.
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>>662479961
>hur dur how does touching ur own genitals feel can any hehe girls hehe tell me how it feels?
feels good, ya freak of nature
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The bait is too strong with this one
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>>662482260
I didt even seen before my own asshole. And i havent it showed it to any doctor yet. I guess that im going to have an answer this tuesdays
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Holy fucking shit I'm dying thanks op you made my entire year
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>>662481124
no straight guys check their anus on a regular basic
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>>662474503
Chill, it's just your seam.
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>>662482810
basis* lol
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OP probably has something wrong with his prostate that caused his taint to become irritated and sensitive.
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>>662481060
Ohhh he roasted a nigga
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>>662478445
Harness this new found ability
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I dont understand anymore
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>>662483059
Finally something beliable, and it scares me, my grandfather had cáncer on his prostate
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>>662482562
Lol yeah fag OP is so fucking gay I should pull down his pants take a shit on his sack then wrap him up in duct tape and let him bathe in his own fecial matter
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>>662479961
That's your perineum you faggot nigger, the reason it got red is because you're irritating it.

>>662478863
That's because you're half nigger
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>>662483541
Excuse me my fecial matte
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>>662483739
Matter
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>>662483817
Srry guys I feel like a retard im so high
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>>662481624
Unless your girl is fuckin your ass there is absolutely no reason to shave your ass
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>>662473045
If dubs do it
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>>662484031
This, the ones who do are closet fags.
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>>662483541
>>662483739
>>662483817
And it's "fecal" you hippy stoner faggot
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>>662483541
look man, idgaf about ur weird fetish
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>>662484031
But what about a rimjob? That not a valid reason for you?
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My god this is the funniest shit I read on /b/ ty op
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>>662484226
Hey why is everyone picking on me man I didn't come here to not have friends anymore man
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>>662484426
If a girl is willing to go down on your ass, then what makes it differnet then you doing the same on an unshaved women?
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>>662473879
'Taint nothing serious
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I have that thing since i was a kid, and i thought it was just skin, and u thought that atleast got the same colour of my balls, now im just impressed of that pink pussy. When i was a kid a looked kawaii and shit. Some people even thought i was a girl. But Noé im a FUCKING big ass mother fucker with hair everywhere a manly beard, knife scars, muscles made by construction working, Silver alpha back with hair on chest and a crooked nose for fighting. And now... I found that i have a pussy. FML.
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>>662473879
holy shit op I swear i smelt that throught the screen, nasty as fuck
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>>662472539
Fatty
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>>662473879
Looks like a sweaty ball sack
am i getting baited
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javascript:quote('662472539');
I hate to tell you, but your parents kept a secret from you. That is scar tissue that has healed from birth gender assignment. You were indeed a herm at one point, your parents chose male for you. You may want to talk to them and clear the air, otherwise you are likely going to feel more and more betrayed by this incident as time goes on. Get the truth from them and let it be the past. Good luck in the future OP. Just try to remember, you are who you are, and this doesn't change who you already were as a human.
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>>662484692
It's okay, i forgive you /b/ro
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This made me think about it tho.
What would you do if u realize that u are half girl, and that have a nice tight pussy ? We all know that the half of you would do bbc porn , but what about the other half ?
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>>662473267
If there's no hole, then it can't get wet with arousal. That's just sweat, you raging faggot.
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https://youtu.be/W-1EIdnDB9g
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>>662481187
I did, but I also took some dicks in the butt so that's probably why.
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>>662486455
Too grammatically correct to be OP.
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>>662486209
Kekkles
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>>662474503
I had that like 3 months ago back when i didnt shower for 3 days. You are just a gross piece of shitm shower everyday for a week or so making sure you wash that area and itll go away. Fucking retard
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