old thread was kill for some reason, but fun times were had by

> robot armies battling each other for reasons long forgotten
> their hatred fueld by 4000 years of total war
> there can be no peace while the other lives

>be the chosen one
>demons errwhere
>make space bible
>peace befalls the land

>some guy tells you too wake up

> stuck on space station
> people are being dicks for some reason
> fuck this shit, i only wanted to see some of my moms shit.

>>662338119
>grab a brush and put on a little makeup

>>662338170
Dead Space.

>>662337945
mass effect?

>>662337928
Transformers?

>>662338352
nope

>murica gets bukkaked
>have to survive in the shithole aftermath

>>662338401
nope, much older game

>>662338413
Fallout.

>>662338413
Fallout?

>>662338413
60 Seconds.

>Big man wakes up
>Get gun kill bad niggerz
>BOOM BOOM on grass
>Bad guys come and bang bang bangarang nigger.

>>662337945
killzone

>>662338376
>>662338572
Nope nope

>>662338540
>>662338501
yup

>be police
>shit's going down
>go in
>save the hostages
>kill bad guys
>life is gud

Kinda vague but whatever
Hint: Halloween night

You commit police brutality incredibly slowly.

> alien chainsaw guns

>>662337774
>wake up
>world's gone to shit
>killed by military guy in ten minutes

>>662338170
Alien: Isolation

>>662338887
fallout new vegas?

>die over and over again

>>662338933
Winrar!!!
> gotta clear these mines
> fuck there's a lot of them

>>662338808
Rainbow Six Siege.

>>662338961
nope

>>662339015
Super Meat Boy

>>662339074
It's a bit older than that, but good guess anyway.
Another hint: Mouse disco

>>662339015
I wanna be the guy or Meat boy.

>>662339189
>>662339230
Good guesses but no

>>662339047
Minesweeper.

>>662338887
Shadow of Mordor?

>play hockey
>hopefully win

>>662339312
Dark Souls?

>>662339047
mine sweeper dawg

>>662339409
Mutant league hockey

>>662339368
fucking winRAR!!!

> need to walk on ice
> i have to have the right boots for that
> found them, but now i cant walk on fire

>>662339429
Das it mane

>>662338808
Counter Strike.

>>662339379
noop

>>662339555
Chips Challenge.

Any not Windows 95 games?

>>662339680
holy fucking shit!!!!
i was not expecting anyone to get that!

>go right
>jump
>go right more

>got raped last night
>your rapist wakes you up
>offers you a shield and asks you to save the world

>>662339784
Mario.

>>662339784
mario

Okay here's one. I'll just take one story at random since there's many.

>be dwarf
>son of the king
>life is good
>bitch brother betrays me
>get exiled and found by some dude with a ponytail
>join some weird ass army to help the in the upcoming fight
>betrayal in the fight
>everyone is kill except you
>assemble a team
>assemble army
>fight demon dragon

Hint: Best RPG of all time

>>662339763
also games reached their peak in 1995, no one can deny this

>>662339812
>Pokemon Red

>win mansion
>haunted
>save bro

>>662337945
Hint: MS:DOS

>wake up in random town
>build army
>conquer
>inevitable fail to conquer
>attempt other things
>set difficulty at low precentage

>>662339834
>>662339847
Yep

>beat up guys
>go back in time

>>662339914
Luigi's mansion.

>>662339655
Sorry but nope.

>>662339208
>>662338808
Hint that should make it clearer: 4th in the series

>>662338808
SWAT 4 ?

>>662339914
Knuckles' House

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>>662339914
Luigi's Mansion yeaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

>>662340013
Prince of Persia.

>>662340053
Nice job

>>662340155
Nope

Hint: SNES

>>662337945
LOOM?

>New clue

>>662340115
Yes! Very good!

Alright here we go:
>be evil
>bitch heroes want to fight
>build a evil ass base
>recruit monsters, demons and whatnot
>kill weak shit heroes
>kill rivals
>it's good to be bad

>>662337945
doom

Just little peeeooopleeee

just a little famiiiilyyyyyyyy

gotta keep them happpyyyyyyy

in isometric 3d perspectiiiiiive

>>662338571
resident evil 5?

>>662340248
>>662340013
Super Back to the Future part 2?

>>662340437
Doom? wtf? Doom didn't have a space bible...

>You need to learn Russian or/and Spanish toplay
>Your teammates are all retards
>Ginger with what looks like big boobs has no boobs
>Retards and faggots always force you to be a cuck and babysit them while jerking them off even thought they are really bad at the game.
>Everybody hates laning against flying green snake with backward wings.

Clue: Online Game

>>662338887
Stalker?

>>662339015
dark souls

>>662340579
Dota 2

>>662340579
Dota 2.

>green snake with backwards wings
Viper?

>"BREAK THE TARGETS"

> be a wizard
> get turned into an Owl
> fight monsters
> seek cosmic power to turn back to wizard

>>662340562
No

Remade shittily for 360.

>>662340772
Super Smash Bros

>>662340013
majora's mask

Another one here

>two brothers
>one is kinda dead and has supernatural powers
>mom was a fucking supernatural psycho
>ruined the franchise

> robot armies battling each other for reasons long forgotten
> their hatred fueld by over 4000 years of total war
> for each side the only acceptable outcome is the complete elimination of the other

>>662341112
Super Mario.

>>662341112
brothers, a tale of two sons?

>two campaigns
>one side's first mission is saving Einstein

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>>662341207
Nope. Still a pretty sweet guess

>>662341112
>>662341207
Hint: 3rd in the series

>>662340981
Very nice

>>662341321
one of the Command and Conqures?

>>662341321
Red Alert 2 Allies campaign

>>662341394
Yes, but which one?

>Tanya

>>662341467
Wrong number.

>>662341494
>>662341467
the one he said lol

>>662337774
You play a dude, who thinks he's that dude till the end. And what the fuck happened to his giant robot?!

>>662341112
F.E.A.R.
First Encounter Assault Recon

>>662341624
Third one, I mean

> I'm just a simple marshal trying to make my way in the world
> my government screwed me and now two types of aliens are trying to kill me
> better ally myself with a bunch of rebels

>>662340534
Da Simz, yo

>>662339869
Dragon Age Origins.

Hint made me kek, good b8 friend.

>>662337774
Set 4000 years before a famous movie. U get to hav a little ride in a vehicle otherwise is mostly on foot as u talk to people and do shit as u track down a bad guy

>>662341619
bioshock infinite

>>662341695
>>662341624
Correct!

>be dwarves
>have expedition to build new fortress/outpost
>everything is going well
>dig deep
>find demons
>suddenly goblin invasion
>elves want revenge for chopping down too many trees
>fortress fails glorioulsy

>>662342066
Dwarf Fortress.

>>662337928
40k

>>662342066
dwarf fortress

>be a kid
>sister got petrified cause you're a dick
>do good deeds using a notebook which spawns anything you write in it
>wtf dad you dick

>>662342066

Dwarf Fortress.

>>662342147
nope
but you have the genre right
RTS that is

>>662342185
one of the Fables?

>>662342185
Scribblenauts

>>662337774
>Everywhere you go people call u a champion.

>>662342400
Diablo 2

>move right
>shoot aliens
>move right
>shoot aliens
>move right
>shoot aliens

HEY,
GUESS WHO WON THE LOTTERY!
I DID!

>>662342451
Not even close

>>662342140
Yes!
>>662341991
It's a great game man. Also: Correct!

>earth on the brink of chaos
>weird green crystals everywhere
>evil guy and his army want to control green crystals
>good guys have none of it
>choose your side
>we fight for nod!

RTS by the way, more recent one

>>662342463
Halo.

>>662342463
metroid

>>662342389
winrar

>>662342463
The old alien trilogy reto game

>>662342474
New vegas. That one dude in Nipton

>>662342463
Donald Trump's day at the Mexican border.

>>662342474
fo:nv

>>662342049
That's actually a good one, but no, came out 2015

>>662337774
>one of the robotic aliens keeps sayint target confirmed when they spot u

No one is ever going to get this game so there is no point guessing.

>>662342506
>we fight for nod
command and conquer?

>>662342784
tiberium wars

>be pink faggot
>fly miniature spaceships on ground
>fuck up other variously colored faggots
>gottagofast.jpg

>>662342784
Correct! But which one?

>>662342598
>>662342679
yup,
here's another one

>be american, shoot russians
>then play as yourself months before
>then play as a jet fighter
>then play as a russian
>then play as another american
>then play as a russian shooting americans

hint: +10 million copies sold

>>662342869
tiberium wars

>>662342597
You're on it. Just quite haven't gotten the name

>>662342857
Filthy Frank the game.

>>662342921
COD black ops

>short midget with cape dicks on furries

>>662342921
Modern warfare 2.

>>662342869
>>662342845
>>662342784
>>662342869
Very good!

Alright, next:
>inherit mansion
>go there with my friend
>surrounding area is haunted and teeming with monsters
>put together a band of mercenaries
>rebuild mansion

Hint: Too much stress

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>>662342857
Kirby air ride

>>662337774
>be guy who launches in pods down to surface with a team to fight aliens
>u crash and wank up many hours later in a somehow peaceful yet dark environment
>you hav to now search the area and find out what happened to your team
>lots of flashbacks

>>662343008
>>662343087
Nope, but close.

Hint: set in a fictional middle eastern war

>>662343108
ayy

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>>662342941

Drive blue car, drive black car, drive yellow car.
Drive on snow drive on gravel drive on tarmac.

>be teen girl
>omgwtf is happening to that girl
>turn back time
>gimmicks

>>662343263
Hint: it's a driving game

>>662343290
Life is strange.

>>662343261
ffs, contra nigga

>>662343157
Halo odst

>>662343379
Winner

>>662343290
World of warcraft burning legion?

>>662343438
YUP good job

> What began as a conflict over the transfer of consciousness from flesh to machines escalated into a war which has decimated a million worlds
> The Core and the Arm have all but exhausted the resources of a galaxy in their struggle for domination
> their hatred fueld by over 4000 years of total war
> for each side the only acceptable outcome is the complete elimination of the other

>>662343459
See
>>662343379

>>662342921
battlefield 3

>>662337774
>ur partner is a bird
>u hav to stop an evil witch

>>662337774
>u spawn on a dam

>>662337928
fucking total annihilation, scrubs. Get good

>>662343583
Banjo Kazooie.

>>662343547
Oh. The burning crusade *

>>662343653
Ya i knew it was gonna be too easy

>>662343629
Miney Crafta.

>genocide
>crusade
>return from exile

>>662343642
WINRAR!!!!!

> I'm just a simple marshal trying to make my way in the world
> my government screwed me and now two types of aliens are trying to kill me
> better ally myself with a bunch of rebels
> get the hots for one of them, she hapens to be psychic too.

>>662343711
No

>>662343829
Holocaust simulator.

>>662343850
Starcraft 2?

>>662338808
Fallout 4?

>>662343829
I am gonna take a very wild guess and say Dante's Inferno

>>662343961
nope

>>662343965
Already got answered, it's SWAT4

>>662343961
fucking close though.

>>662343850
Starcraft

>>662337774
>u think ur family has died
>finding them alive u hav to do jobs with ur son around the farm

>>662343989
>>662343913
No

>>662337774
>mic distort
>a hostage has been rescued
>Mic distort
>a hostage has been rescued

This one is easy
>Ramirez!
>Ramirez!
>Ramirez!
>Ramirez!

>>662344141
Winrar!!!!

> town has gone to shit
> rulers son was kidnapped
> religious leader says he will fix things but only fucks it up worse
> falls to wandering hero to rescue town
> it doesn't end well

I'm some dude in a lab who's boss is a dick. Hey knocked out some chick I apparently fucked so he can get the good time suit. Shits about to go boom so I take the other suit and now its broken with my dickhead boss is now a dictator of where the fuck are?
You niggas got 5 replies till I spill. You cant get this one.

>die
>die again
>die again
>die again
>die again
>"why do I fucking love this game?"

>>662344300
Counter strike

>>662344300
SWAT 4?
>>662343550
correct.

another one:
>get into computer
>become virtual being
>destroy viruses as trippy music plays

>have to take down a nuclear walking death machine
>find out it was all a ruse
Should be easy

>you wake up in an odd dimension with no recollection of your past
>you are vulnerable and do not know what danger awaits, so you begin to collect resources
>you build tools, weapons, and shelter out of these resources
>the savage creatures of this dimension hunt you every night at dusk, the time at which you must either hide or defend yourself
>one of them will literally charge at you and self destruct, destroying everything you hold dear
>the only way to end the madness is to build a portal to hell and defeating the master dragon

>>662344300
Counter Strike Source

>>662344414
Call of duty

>>662344434
>Counter Terrorists win!

>>662344304
CoD MW2

Also next:
>seems to be the forgotten one in the franchise
>fps
>green crystals everywhere
>war between factions
>pretty fun multiplayer mode

>>662344487
Mario Cart?

>>662344300
CS.

>>662344304
modern warfare 2

>>662344487
The evil within

>>662344300
rainbow six.

>>662337774
Sigma male af gets cut in the face and forced to lead an army of college kids to take down this crazy bitch; probably dead the whole time anyway

>>662344630
LOL

>>662344414
Super meat boy.

>>662344487
meincraft

>>662344487
Fucking minecraft

>>662344487
Real life.

>join server
>"cyka blyat idi nahui"
>leave server

>>662344870
Winrar

>>662344969
CSGO.

>>662337774
A sequel is released and the main progagonist has put on weight while the only gameplay of the whole game is to build cars
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>662345068
One of the Saints Rows

>>662345013
Figured it wouldn't take long

>>662337774
U ask people to sign ur petition
U per on ur fathers grave

>>662337774
U ask people to sign ur petition
U pee on ur fathers grave

>>662337774
nuke son or kill boston

>>662345201
postal 2

>>662345068
Nuts and bolts.

>>662344486
Hint: its not just one game. Its the whole series

>>662344391
Fallout 4?

>>662345157
Nowhere close

>>662344486
Dishonered

>>662345275
Yup good to know ppl still remember that game

>>662345280
metal gear solid

>>662345278
Fuk yee

>>662338887
The Last of Us

>>662345258
Find the water chip

>>662345331
Nooope

>>662338830
Gears of War

>>662345289
nope, think medieval times

>>662345365
Correct.

>Your a boss
>You house gets blown up
>Have to fight in this middle eastern shit hole against skeletor

>>662345445
bam! winrar!

>>662345503
Metal gear solid V

>join a server
>everyone screaming allahu ackbar and shooting rpgs at eachother
>get killed by a friendly

>>662337774
Its the 1940s
U go to prison
Its the 1950s

>every nigger, Itallian and redneck stereotype rolled into one open world game

>>662345567
Damn, I made it to easy

>>662345607
Mafia 2.

>>662345600
America in the middle east?

>>662345741
Yeaa bro

>>662345707
GTA SA.

>>662345832
you are pretty warm, but no gravy.

>>662337774
U save women from being raped and then u fuck them

>>662345782
the game is pretty much about that

>wake up in the middle of a castle
>"what the fuck is going on"
>explore the castle
>find weird ass shit
>slowly gain back memories

>>662345910
my life is not a game you cunt!

>you get a job as an assisted living care giver to a bunch of retards
>they can't even piss or shit without being told to do so
>you have to bathe them, put them to bed, and encourage them to be social with each other
>eventually and inevitably they die and you feel nothing
>move on to the next job

>>662338119
Morrowind

>>662346011
amnesia

>>662346065
>ocial with each other
>>eventually and inevitably they die and you feel nothing
the sims

>>662342664
topkek

>>662346104
Correct

>>662346065
Sounds like a cool game

>>662346152
Bingo my friend

>>662337774
In the woods as u pick up... oh no get away run

>>662346080
Doubt anyone was going to get this. G-man telling Gordon freeman to wake the fuck up

>>662346412
Slender woman

> town has gone to shit
> rulers son was kidnapped
> religious leader says he will fix things but only fucks it up worse
> falls to wandering hero to rescue town
> only three townspeople are of real use, one is questionable, and only included because you can use his leg
> it doesn't end well

>>662344414
Binding of Isaac

>>662346548
LOL women

>>662345600
TF2

>>662346586

Diablo

>be kid living happy life with family
>fucking swine nazis come and fuck shit up
>fucking mom and brother dies
>go on adventure with chuck norris, some dog, a hooker and redneck
>eventually defeat nazis
>find out brother was alive
>still kill him

>digging on asteroid
>asteroid is spaceship
>weird dimensions
>dead eagles everywhere
>angry zombie German
>crystals that play god
>fucking mutant turtle puzzle

>>662345600
ez mode : it's a semi-realistic shooter which has mostly close quarters or mid range combat.

>>662347277
>get killed by a friendly
>TF2

There is no friendly fire in TF2.

>on a road to the dragon
> have some followers with me; they cool
>passing the same shit we passed through before
>"look at dat thing!"
>"I've already seen thaT, CuntDestoya2."
> Passing the big ass gorge again and just hoping to god none of them fall again.
>the giant is there again.
>they all fall from one swing. Fuck me
>hall ass to the final boss, get all my guys back
>"Look, its a Camp!"
>"Shut the fuck up CuntDestroya2"!

>>662345707
gta v

>>662347306
Winrar!!!

>>662347527
Winrar!!!

>be in trouble
>pissed off mesozoic reptiles

> Dr Brackman's a cunt
> Untill He isn't.

>>662347727
Ark

>youre an ancient warrior
>kill robots and shit
>suddenly curse
>kill more robots and shit

>>662347804
Skyrim

>>662347795
no

>have island
>breed dinosaurs
>new message from dr wu

>>662348031
Jurassic Park?

>youre a pirate
>you do piratey stuff
>sometimes you sing
>other times you kill shit in the jungle and whales to upgrade your boat

>>662347876
>skyrim
>robots

>>662348135
Lazy Town The game.

>1st Ending: A lot of possibilities
>2nd Ending: Everything is fine.
>3rd Ending: Everything is fire.
>2nd Ending: Everything is fine? No.

>>662348135
Tropico?

>>662348183
Dwarf Ruins...
Dwemer Bots...

>>662348226
Persona, shinmegami tensai?

>>662348113
Correct! Jurassic Park Operation Genesis

>>662348135
Sid Meier's: Pirates!

>>662348135
Pirates of the caribbean the 2003 game

>>662348135
Somalia simulator 2016.

>>662348347
Ayyye

>start a town in the middle of the woods
>mine shit
>collect food
>collect wood
>suddenly winter
>food runs out
>clothes run out
>everyone dies

>>662345910
Ride to hell: Retribution

I was tricked into killing my family. Woe is me. Oh look, hookers!

>>662346496
Morrowind

>>662348408
No. Hint:
>3rd Ending: Everything is fire.
>3rd Ending: Everything is fire.
>3rd Ending: Everything is fire.
>3rd Ending: Everything is fire.
>3rd Ending: Everything is fire. Y U do this?.
>3rd Ending: Everything is fire. Just why?

Hard one before i go to bed.
> you control a race of balls
> different balls can do different things
> balls all want out

>>662348840
>everyhing is fire
Fucking what? Little Inferno?

>>662348671
Yushh

>>662348922
I played this game on the xbox 360. Fucking forgot the name so i cant say it anon ahhhhh

>>662344414

dark souls?

>>662349011
Really? STAY DETERMINED

>>662348226
STALKER

>schizo with ptsd from war
>edgy cyclist
>hipster rambo
>momma's boy
>amerifat rednecki
>batman
>schizo rouge cop
>serial pedo producer/actor
>daddy's boy
>broken soviet mafioso
>halloween frat party

>>662349034
This bitch wants cakes. Ok, I'll get her some cakes, all the cakes.

>>662349388
Sounds like the greatest game ever. Tell me the name plsss

>>662349187
I dont think this one was ever released on xbox, that said i only played it on PC so i wouldn't know.

>>662348528
kek

>>662349397
Lex Luther

>>662349397
portal

>>662348226
Undertale