POST YOUR SECRETS

to fuck black girl

http://hdx hdx com/diamond-jackson-sean-lawless/

i need to take an iq test and std test

>>662281838
you will fail both of them

>>662281911

wanna bet?

i make youtube prank videos to masturbate to and if i stop i start getting boners in public and they leak cum all day

I don't.

I'm dead honest about everything. It's sort of a problem.

>be very attractive
>tell anyone I jack off to lesbian strap-on point like it's the last thing on earth
>"eufh... Porn is so gross..."

Fuck you. It was a conversation about porn and I said it.

>>662281681
i fucked his best friend when he was away and let him cum in me

I've had multiple threesomes with my wife and friend and love it.

>>662281681
Was a heroin addict when I was 16. Thankfully over all that shit and was a long time ago.

>>662282288
Same except GF not wife

I brush my teeth with aronal..... in the evening

>>662281681

i hate my girlfriend

>>662281681
Be me 14 years old ... used to put my 9 year old cousins swimsuits on in the bathroom and masturbate while wearing them.

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>>662281681
I'm 6'5 and I keep trolling retards on /b/ with the same manlet copypasta because I get 100+ replies every time.

>>662282388
She was my gf for the first ones. Care to elaborate share any pictures?

>>662282338
What year was that and how did you get clean?

>>662282465
That's normal.

>>662282468
That's also basically normal.

niggers tongue my anus

>>662281681
Me encanta subir fotos de chavas desnudas que conozco a myex y aqui a 4chan y que todos sus conocidos se enteren

I require a romantic connection and chemistry with a woman, before I actually find myself wanting to fuck her.

Im mentally ill and enjoy dressing up like a girl.

>>662282659
2013 and with the help from my family

>>662282278
You're why we have trust issues. Now post tits wench

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>>662282486

I look at internet pornography.

never experienced intimacy, not even with friends or family

>>662281681
When i was 26 i was homeless and lived in walmart for almost 2 weeks without leaving the store since its open 24 hours a day

>>662282278
faggot

My brain overheats a lot because it gets overwhelmed trying to process every minute piece of stimuli around it, so now I'm desperate for relief and struggling to maintain a facade everyone sees through anyway.

I'm former president Bill Clinton.

I know where he hid the body.

I stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

>>662283177
How good did that cigar taste?

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I want to fuck a horse

>>662283224
You monster.

I verbally punch women without meaning to.

>>662282659
Maybe 97/98 started when I was 15

Didn't have a choice but to get clean. Got in with dealers and addicts that were older than me and they were all in their 20s. Junkie life took them over and I was left in my bed dying sick from withdrawal. My mom knows now but didn't at the time. I look back now as a lucky escape but nearly 20 years later I still get cravings for a smoke.

bathing suit guy again ... I thought it was weird because i'm a guy wearing her bathing suit that would sometimes have a shit stain and i'd rub my penis on the crotch of the bikini bottom.

>>662282468
Eh, I used to do that too. Now I have my own

>>662281681
OP is a paedo.....
Wants to hear paedo incest stories.
Go away daddy.....

I'm on /b/ and have a desire to make people feel good rather than hurt others.

I've bad things to small animals

>>662283324

source?

>>662283119
>>662283167
Kek.

Check these edgelords out guys. They are so smart and mysterious. Emotions are tough for these intellectuals.

Jesus, the autism of being under 25 is cringe.

I vant get dubs

Im gay and in love with my best friend

>>662282859
>>662283390
I'm going to go with contestant no. 2 on this one

I'm still in love with a women who controlled my life every second of every day. Lost her due to me standing up for myself. I lie to everyone around me like I've forgotten her but still regularly check up on her via her social platforms.

>>662282859
relapse alert. i give you another year

>>662281681
i got arrested for punching a nurse during a psychotic break

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>>662283167
Yeah, it's called hypervigilance and it sucks, nigga.

Google it. It's a real thing.

>>662283177
Are you still in touch with Monica?

>>662283167

Are you fucking serious? What if your facade is real and they're clueless just like you? What if you really are what you say you are? WHAT A TWEEST.

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I like post gf pics on /b/

>pic related
>more?

i have a gf but i don't love her and i'm having an affair with a phil girl at work

>>662283484
Kiss him. Things will either end up better or worse but it's better than suffering

>>662283126
how did you manage that? Where did you sleep? None of the employees noticed you were in the all the time? They have video cameras.

I stick my finger up my ass and eat what ever comes out.

>>662283477
Well that's a fucking lie

>>662283783
Is this not normal?

>>662283471
I should be more offended about this than I am.
Bitch I've thrown myself into pits just to have my emotions mutilated.
Not edgy.
But yes they are, only because I drink responsibly.

i came in my sisters milkshake. she drank it all

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I'm fairly racist and I find myself becoming increasingly sexist. I blame niggers and tumblr feminists.

i work as a Nurse and go to evening scool, becouse i plan on working as an animator. my life is pretty busy , most of my Family thinks im brave and do a lot of work but my secret is , once a month i take a lot of Amphetamine stay awake for up to 5 days and masturbate. i have a girlfirend but not even her can satisfy my porn twisted mind. how can sex with one or thwo persons Keep up with a Amphetamine driven Freak switching porn Videos every 30 seconds.

i lie to everyone i talk to all of the time because
1. i don't trust anyone
2.it's fun
3.i don't care enough to be honest with anyone i meet. just moved to portland. don't know anybody. lie about everything.

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I have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. I also have a drinking problem.

>>662283942
Spend more time on /b/ and /pol/ I'm sure that will fix things

>>662282799
Same here, bro

I've never cum into a rag/napkin, I've always swallowed it all and licked my hand clean.

>>662283769
Sometimes would not actually be shopping but just hiding. Would find shelving areas on bottom shelves where i could sleep behind the merchandise on shelves, would pull stuff out slide into shelf than put stuff in front of me so could sleep

Pics or it didn't happen

>>662283712
Its just not that easy anon

>>662283612
Huh. Thank you.

>>662283656
Sort of. I can't distinguish the two cuz I'm used to turning into ground beef instead of a diamond.

>>662283985
did you make a baby or did you fail like you fail at everything else in life?

radiohead is one of my favorite bands

i only find white women attractive

i find religious people stupid as fuck but my current love interest is very religious

i consider myself a virgin as ive never had sex with a girl, but been fucked in the ass for heroin before and it doesn't really bother me (im now completely straight edge for the most part, smoke pot here and there but yeah)

i'm now largely involved in musical theatre for simple recreation and lead a more diverse and outwardly enjoyable life than people who have always been straight edge (haha i cheated the system fuck you all)

im still in high school

i hate veggies on my sandwiches and i hate typical iceberg/romaine lettuce salads but i have no problem eating raw kale straight out of the bag

my nipples are slightly puffy and grow a lot of hair

avocados are terrible

i still eat my boogers

every mexican household smells the same

freddie mercury is my idol

modern art sucks

vaginas are strange creatures and should be stopped

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I told her I was leaving because I couldn't deal with her anxiety.

I left because even as broken as she was, she was more stable and capable than I can ever be in this twisting, awful world.

I'll often go through my GF's WhatsApp, Facebook, text messages etc.

I'll even log in to her Facebook on my PC or phone. Before they got shut down, i used to use those third party snapchat apps to capture sent and received images. She has no idea.

Most days. She has no idea.

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I fucked some fat youtuber from /v i met on craigslist

https://www.youtube.com/user/angelscurse

>>662283417

That's a strange thing, anon.

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I have full conversations with myself. Not even just thinking about something. Like i'll ask "How was your day?" or something and answer back, as if its a different person. I've had arguments as well. I've been doing this since i was maybe 5-6ish, I'm 23 now. I grew up as a kid basically alone so I "made another "person".

>>662283417
OMG, I've never met anyone like you. You must be the "White Knight" I hear about all the time.

I dreamed I kissed my mother last week

>>662283603
Usually they dont press charges bc mentally ill. They didnt with someone i know.

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>>662284105
Hang on there m8 I was meming

>>662283869

SNAKE PITS ARE SOOOOOOOO SCARY

>>662283783
SAME!!!

im attractive but have no confidence

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>>662282995
Oh we got a badass over here

I am a human, I think

>>662284290
24 y/o and I talk to myself all the time. probably since I was 10 - 12 or something. I got bullied a lot when I was a kid, had no friends so just conversated with myself.

Working out helps a bit, when you're physically tired you don't really have the energy to have conversations with yourself. In addition, I've started meditating a few weeks ago, just 5 minutes every evening. So far, it's helping a bit.

Try one of those things if it bothers you.

>>662281681
I sode nary a rottent

>>662284544
Only because they're the ones rattling all the time.

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>>662283696

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I don't seed my torrents.
Because I can't get uTorrent to seed properly.
Fuck.

>>662284318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-sfG8BV8wU

>>662284245

KEK thats Kage848s wife

I gave a girl 3 orgasms my fist time eating pussy

>third grade
>playing with my friend in his backyard
>in swimming trunks because he had one of those blow up pools
>chilling on his swing
>Feel fart coming on
>idgaf.jpg
>Let it out
>Shit trunks
>Ohgodwhy
>Somehow runs to bathroom without friend seeing or shit falling out of trunks; a christmas miracle
>Wash shitty trunks in bathroom sink

Left a stain on the swing. He never knew a thing.

>>662284342
yeah no dice unfortunately, was sent to jail, mugshot and all. i was able to defer the charges which is good but if anyone googles my name my secrets out, not only about the whole punching a female nurse thing but also the mental illness thing. shit fucking sucks

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When I was younger I stole a pair of my best friends moms panties and masturbated with them, i also masturbated to my other friends hot moms panties, my other best friends mom is hot and his sister super fucking hot, masturbated with both their panties

I masturbate to internet pornography and I drink the alcohol 0___0

>>662284090
this

>>662283739
your sister was asleep for six years? tight!
>662284090
thought i was the only one who did weird shit with my semen except i usually just cum onto my stomach and rub it all in like lotion and it just goes away

mormonism is unhealthy

>>662285103
Yeah but you gotta do it quick or it gets cold and gross

>>662284160

You can't have proof because you're too busy with a bunch of ass raping faggot niggers? Sad.

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>>662284092

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

I love showing off pictures of my wife

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>>662284868

>>662282408
kek

>>662285281
Why pic of chuck mangioni?

>>662284295
No, I don't support any sex over the other, I just want everyone to chill that's all.

>>662284932
A while ago I just saw pictures of things I should not on her computer, it was kind of traumatizing...

I once ate hooker pussy

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>>662285290

>>662283696
FUCK off beaner back to your hispashit

I have loved a girl for four years now. I asked her out on a date recently and she, to my surprise, said yes. We're going out next week. Little did she or anyone else know, on the way home and ever since I asked, I have been extremely depressed because I know I'll fuck up. I'm a natural fuck up. I hide it very well, which is why its a "secret" but I am. Not sure what to feel other than panic and dread.

>>662284713
I've tried meditating before, but i always end up talking again. How do you "get in the zone"?

When ever i hurt myself in a way that causes pain, such as smashing my finger of stubbing a toe, while im dealing with the intense pain i say error repeatedly until the pain dulls

my nipples regularly feel like they've been rubbed against burlap- there's a throbbing, stinging numbness to them and it usually feels like they're going to get so hard/stiff that they come off. this freaks me out, and I haven't told anybody about it, I don't know what to do, and it happens more frequently now.

I'm a guy, so you wouldn't want a pic

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>>662283961
So ur lying right now?

If my girlfriend leaves me I plan on burning my house down then shooting myself.

>>662285290
had me in tears with laughter ...my hero

>>662285599
nice double doubles

Estoy casado pero me gusta ir a prostíbulos a follar. Hoy no fui a trabajar y me masturbe 3 veces viendo porno en redtube

>>662284583
i second this
>>662284318
dreamed i fucked my grandma once

i kinda almost want to fuck my cousin but then i realize i dont, i also think shes a fucking insufferable person

cocaine is overrated

i blow-dry my hair

im terrified of mosquitos and flying insects in general

capitalism is overrated

ive done like 2 sheets of acid and pissed on cops in public and im 18


deepest secret:
this is my third samefag post in this thread

>>662285786
Do you run a lot?

>>662282486
Your the 5'8.5 anon? Congrats on the 100+ plus you just gave me perspective of a sad sad life.

>>662283947
>TL;DR

http://vocaroo.com/i/s11dw3E1bzUm

shizbang

>>662285433
He lives at megalo mart in king of the hill, they think its rodents eating the food an pooping so they hire dale to exterminate them and hank comes along they find chuck

>>662285902
lol I tend to cover them with small bandaids when I do. It's not chafing.

>>662281681
My older sister molested me when she was 14 and I was 8

She basically made me dryhump her pussy and let me fondle her new breasts

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>>662281681
I worship Eldritch Gods from Mythology.

>Everyone I know except you and me now /b/ think Im an atheist.

>>662285267
Proof oooooof whut? Sorry I didn't know I could drop that low.

>>662281681
if you press A at the moment your attack hits, you increase the likelihood of getting a crit by a small percentage

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Took advantage of a friend when she blacked out from drinking too much while in Mexico.

Pic related

>>662286035
Ah i see, i only lived there for two weeks while was temporarily homeless

I'm still a virgin, dating an underaged virgin. It's not paedo tier but still illegal. Also. We plan to lose our virginities in a few days (surprisingly it was her idea.) Also I was willing to wait until she became of age.


A close friend told me I almost cheated on her with some floozy at a party whilst I was drunk. I was distraught.

im still in love with her

>>662282737
Fucking faggot.

>>662286079
You can't win a marathon without putting a few bandaids on your nipples.

>>662286173
Well...ya know..sometimes i guess thats what u gotta do

>>662282465
Then why are you still with her?

>>662285508
yuck

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I have the same weird porn taste as my dad. When he's out of the house i load his downloads in m onto my xdrive 100 gigs at a time

>>662286239
u r an fagit

>>662286306
at least I'm not lactating blood lol

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>>662285906
awww he thinks he's people

there was a period of time when i was 17ish in which i entertained the fantasy that i could consciously turn myself into a psychopath by rejecting all empathetic inhibitions before they happened so i could be a cool mysterious indifferent enigmatic antihero like ted bundy and beat the shit out of bitches without feeling bad about it

im kind of a narcissist

i have an oxy addiction. i can afford it no problem but the world views drug addicts differently than food addicts so shh

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>>662285725
Make sure you sit down (lotus position or something that makes you feel comfortable), turn the lights out or dimmed, turn off your phone and computer, wear easy clothes, make sure your room is warm but not hot.

Focus on the breathing. It sounds stupid, but it's something you really need to focus on.

While you breathe in (deep), just think out loud "Breathe in deep".
When you breathe out (deep), think "Breathe out"

Repeat that for a few minutes. Every time some other thought enters your mind, FOCUS and THINK about the breathing again. That way you are really manually breathing and you can only focus on the manual breathing.

I guess it takes some time to get it working out, but I feel it's starting to work for me.

Shit worked for the Asians for thousands of years, makes them all calm.

>>662281681
I know who 3301 is

>>662286239
Get the fuck out of /b/ pedofaggot

>>662285669

With that negative attitude, what do you expect?

>>662285097
An alcohol

>>662286319
Wasnt too bad, they had a microwave i used quite a bit in the little gas station they had at that particular walmart. Almost got caught once while was living there though by the fucking cleaning people :/

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>>662286378
u got a cool dad

I heard the gunshot that killed my dad and didn't really do anything about it.

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>>662282737
I was present for that get.
It was a disappointment for all.

>>662284188
You said.. Many questionable things. The mexican houses thing is fucking spot on though

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>>662286517
Who is it!?

i want to watch my wife get fucked by her ex boyfriend without her knowing I'm watching

>>662286569
The same thing I usually expect out of relationships. Me not being able to keep up, some mental tear down, and an ending of loads of drinking.

I see nude and i touch my sister

>>662286612
Lie

>>662283947
Do you have any animations uploaded on youtube or anywhere else? I'm curious.

>>662283526
Faggot.

>>662284188

>TL;DR

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N0GhS0qiRv

Audio version by shizbang

I tell everyone i can't stand her and i hate her since sge left without saying anything... i miss her so fucking much

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>>662286783
Who the fuck is nude? Or do you have "nude" vision? If yes, please elaborate.

>>662286722
as long as you dont question the radiohead or freddie mercury part im cool w that

>>662286784
Truth. He shot himself when I was 11. He went downstairs, and used a 22. I didn't even get up from watching tv. I just kinda.. shut down. Didn't know what to do or think, especially after I got the text from him he sent to everyone in his contacts. I've been depressed ever since.

Got pretty drunk and fucked my girlfriend's brother.

>>662286547
I said not paedo tier, faggot, she's nearly of age

>>662282278
assuming your a girl, send the nudies...

I found out my friends password for Facebook and logged on without consent. I viewed nudes and jacked off to them
>remorseful orgasm.

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>>662286106
I worship Hastur, the King in Yellow, personally. I've never said aloud or typed or even thought his name enough to beckon him to myself. I keep my lord at as safe a distance as I can, whilst hoping one day he shall bring forth the destruction of this world; this spec upon his robes.

It is good to find those who dabble in the gift that is our fears.

I see complety nude in pics and in my house

>>662285433
Shame on you

>>662287017
Go get help people still love you and so does your father..

>>662286782
Keep up with what? Chill out. She'll be anxious too. Just try be normal and dont act a complete retard. You'll be good.

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Im a big time alcoholic and i genuinely love 3 different women. I don't know what to do :\

>>662286748
A secret extension of the International Maritime Organization headed by the US that focuses on cryptographic messages sent at sea. They're mostly interested in detecting coordinated attacks. Nothing really that interesting.

>>662287231
Keep up with anything. I appreciate it anon. I'll do what I can.

>>662286967
I see complety nude, i touch her nude body and i have nude pic

>>662287334
Keep drinking faggot

ppl rn't impressed when whiddle slips on the grid even though he's just that baller

>>662285290

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DjF4oT5U38

>TL;DR Audio version

shizbang

>>662283307
did he dead?

>>662286442
Thanks man. I appreciate it. I got caught once having an "argument" by my ex, and she deemed me as a psycho and avoided me at all costs. It made me realize that it wasnt something somewhat normal, and since then I've been trying to not "talk". Again, thanks

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>>662287366
Pretty sure your evil. So fuck your face.

I keep all of my porn in my music library under the folder name "Moby" so I know for certain that nobody will ever look there.

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I touched a 2 year old girl when I was 14.

I've stabbed three people multiple times in the chest who tried to rip off drugs from me, im not sure what happened to them, never heard.

I've shot at 2 people because they deserved it. Again, never heard what happened.

And I've stolen at least $2000 from stores and multiple cars in my life

>inb4 nigger; I'm not.

>>662281681
I have slept with my sister, her friend, and my cousin in my youth (9 years old)

I've grown out of anime and curb my enthusiasm around friends who weeb the fuck out about that shit now that we're leaving our 20s

but I absolutely love touhou. It is my secret that I enjoy immensely. I've saved every english Non H doujin from sadpanda to my harddrive the hard way.

I will never tell anyone I know, not even my weeaboo friends.

BONUS SECRET- I've never even played the gamed lol

>>662287229
I'm not sure I'm inclined to believe you. You have to be absolutely bereft of love and joy when you kill yourself loudly in earshot of your only blood child. There are about three people in this world I believe love me, and only one of them is the reason I still wake up. If she leaves, I'm gone.

>>662285290
Screencapping this

>>662287365
She wants to go out with you too. Dont overthink it. Dont go to see a film either.

>>662287563
You're*

>>662287154
I've been trying to find out my friend's yahoo mail password because I like to believe she has nudes in there.
No luck at all

>>662287589
Obviously you're a nigger, white nigger.

Skin color has nothing to do with it. You're a fucking nignog.

>>662286783
Based on this syntax, you live in a country where this is legal anyway.

>>662287754
We're going to dinner. Film isnt personal, its just two people staring at a screen for hours.

>>662283119
>not even with family
how fucking boring do you have to be lmao

>>662287007
The avocado part makes you worse than hitler

>>662287582
brilliant

>>662287676
Learn the lesson your father could not. Teach it to the ones you love. Move on in the universe when it is your time to pass. Quit on your terms, live this physical hell over and over until you free your soul. Or do it right the first time.

>>662282278
trash whore

>>662281911
Sick 9/11 bro, Check em

>>662287879
Best of luck anon, hope I goes well.

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touched my sister while she is sleep

>>662287760
8==D<~

>>662287838
Hey I've been working for 3 years, have a truck and house I rent, no kids, no gf on purpose, and only one ticket for no proof of insurance since those three years.

I became productive.

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I fucking love my cousin. He is fucking handsome and fucking sexy and fucking smart and fucking educated and fucking STRAIGHT. I love to stay in his house and when he is not around I like to smell his clothes and ocasionally steal a boxer from him.

>pic related

>>662283526
Sounds like she is your mother

>>662287589
I can tell just from your hand that you're a fat fuck. Might as well be a nigger

I'm training a man to seduce and fuck my gf. Neither of the know it

I post bananas in YLYL threads

>>662286442

>TL;DR audio version
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YAbiMnvaKY
>shizbang

>>662288090
I really do appreciate it. Whoever you are, you're a wonderful person and I wish you the best in life.

>>662283307
joke's on you, I've already seen that one

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>>662287649
there are 1,403 manga give or take: I've compiled multiple chapters within subfolders, and I've declined to save Non H that are in fact too questionable, or too awful: Yukkuris, gore, or just full-scale weeaboo bullshit.

It took a long fucking time with old ones with no seeded torrents, but that was a lot of Right-clicking/Save As.

>>662287901
im ok with that. shit looks and tastes like lumpy green vomit.

>>662288120
What about the pedophilia?

> no gf on purpose
No shit you don't want an adult gf. Maybe if they let you date 2 year olds.

>>662288022
Or I could, you know, live while life's worth it, then punch out when it stops being so. If life is an active thing, I'm going to take part until I decide "You know what? I've gotten to a point where the things I like are shadowed by the things I don't. I think I'll kill myself today." Then you know what I'll have to worry about? The price of rope.

>>662282784
Stop speaking bean

>>662287522
I think we all do it to some degree, but when it starts to occupy your mind it can form a problem. It kind of does for me.
Does that make you a psycho? I don't think so. I think you just need to find someone who truly wants to listen to you and talk to you and it seems like she wasn't that person.

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>>662287589
Fuck off

>>662288285
You are the shitiest person here.

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>>662288253
Oh really?
>dumbass

>>662288099
Fucking more anon

>>662288338
Wtf but you'll eat boogers.

>>662288105
Learn to spell correctly and use proper grammar, and maybe this won't be an issue. You know why people think Americans like you and me are stupid? Because we think correcting people is impolite. Fuck that. Being stupid and unable to know basic language skills is impolite. You sir, are in fact, the dick.

Traveled from Alberta, Canada, across the United States, visiting multiple land marks across a 3 month journey.
Spent the whole trip going to monuments, like Rushmore or the Lincoln Memorial, and silently and discretely came in my pants among other tourists.
I warned /b/ of my coming a month before the trip took place, told people to look out for me. The stimuli of the thought that anyone there could've known it was me and of what I was doing, or just being caught be anyone there, was enough to get me off.
Thinking of doing this later on in the year overseas.

>>662287458
I want to but won't because i genuinely ł love all 3 equally but don't want to get hurt

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>>662288526
Damn, still nigrishoidally

I'm terrified of talking to girls. So terrified I'm worried I'll never have a girlfriend

>>662283307
I'm not judging, but this can result in pretty bad body infections

>>662288627
God fucking nigger dick. You and I. Shit out my mouth.

I want to see my gf creampied by another guy in a threesome.

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>>662288578

>>662283702
Pics or it didn't happen

>>662288352
That was a one time thing. It was curiosity. I now only like teens/girls who look younger. Also I have a baby face

No gf is because I'm a really nice dude and have gotten fucked over too many times.

I found jimmy hoffa's body

Let's just say he and han solo have something in common

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>>662287157
He is our Lord, save us finite beings.

>>662281681
I embezzled around $6,000 from a former employer.

>>662288730
They worm up to you if you do the same to them.

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>>662288806
Oh fuck off with this false flagging le epic cuck shit. Fucking weirdo. Fuck off back to tumblr

>>662288730
Just pretend they're dudes bro, talk to them like they are dudes.

>>662288819

10/10 continue anon

>>662288377
And reliving life in this world as a torchered reincarnated soul following the same deppraved path as it's previous physical form. Generation's from now contemplating suicide on a samefagdifferentshitfag b board.

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I have to admit my darkest secret is ..... I hate rolling dubs

>>662288819
Anddddd thennn..

>>662286435

if it affects your life in negative ways, pls stop. otherwise, enjoy legal heroin! :D

>>662288912
Both dead, neither shot first?

>>662283947
>male nurse
>girlfriend
>extreme porn addictions
Sounds like you're repressing your gay side to me anon

>>662288990
Nice

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>>662281681
I've been sexting my buddies girl for the last couple weeks. They haven't fucked yet because she puts on an act off too innocent and pure.. we all play video games and shit and one night last week she stayed on our Teamspeak after he got off. We had some late late night share time. She expressed interest in bondage and being force fucked. I expressed interest in corrupting her and fucking her throat. I go to bed and not even 30 seconds later she's texting me telling me how hot she got. How she couldn't stop thinking about what I said bla bla bla. I tell her flat out she should fuck off because I'm not into being teased so either say something worth reading or I'm ignoring her. I got pic after asking her what she wanted from me.

Question is.. do I fuck her and give her what she clearly wants or do I do the right thing and tell my buddy?

>>662288837
To further emphasis I regularly am around a 20 month year old girl and dont even look when my friend changes her in front of me.

That's just not my thing. 17/18 years old, HNNNNGGGG. Im only 20/21 almost so

>>662287092
Yikes! You had homosexual sex with your gfs brother?

>>662288627
That took you far to long to articulate you hooked on phonix piece of shit

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>>662289088
>>662289153

>>662288601
yea its kind of a neurosis thing i cant control but they dont taste too bad

>>662289279
I want to say bros before how's but passing up pussy is sin. Rape her in her house and then cut her head off

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>>662281681

>>662289467

20/10 anon, reminds me of my experience with my younger cousin

>>662289091
Listen here you drugged out communist, I'm not listening to your hippie mumbo-jumbo, especially if you can't spell tortures correctly.

>>662289279
bros before hoes fagstick

>>662289279
I would personally tell if he's a really good friend. If not fuck her.

I'm pretty sure I'm a pedo and will either off myself for being scum or end up in jail for life.

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>>662289630
I read that in Nixon's voice.

Thank you for that

>>662289426
Aaaand I fucked it up anyway by myself having a grammatical mistake. Aren't we all assholes?

>>662289630
Live life. Love.

>>662285010
So change your name cunt

>>662289552
Lol, I mean it's clear I can fuck her whenever I please, I'm just not sure I want to risk losing a friend I've had since 1st grade.

My sexual taste is split in two completely separate directions, almost the most opposite they could be: I like really fat white chicks, with the kind of ass that you smack and her arm fat jiggles with it, and tall, handsome black men, with a thick cock that I can lick and suck on for hours before engulfing in my ass and feeling it tear me in half.

I've been with both of these types of people, and I can't tell which I love more. A giant marshmallow cum-bucket or a rock-hard piece of dark chocolate.

Am currently living with my marshmallow and having some chocolate on the weekends.

>>662287589
Degenerate, this is what drags us down. I hope I never encounter and have to deal with trash like yourself, do not procreate.

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>>662289812
You bet

>>662289769
Depending on the crime involved you won't get life; Unless you murder and get caught or are in a super shitty state or country.

I can't get her out of my head... I love her but she doesn't love me anymore. She'll still smile and talk to me when she sees me, but she doesn't love me. I know I have to move on,Then I begin to try to hate her to move on, then realize I have nothing to hate her for, then I hate myself.

>>662289822
Haha you did, but so did he...
It's "you and I" not "you and me."
>>662288627
So we really are all assholes.

>>662289279
you should not blank out the name and picture fagmonster

>>662285508
Why would you pay a hooker and then eat her pussy

>>662289822
How many times did you repeat this sentence over in your head to ensure it was both grammatically and intellectually pleasing?

>>662290195
best secret in this whole thread
thank you for sharing

>>662290168
Fuckin what? I'm both guys. I myself pointed out my own mistake, because that's how you learn by being wrong, and feeling a need to adjust.

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>>662289622
tell us your story

>>662283307
Jokes on you i still masturbated

I only wake up to talk to my SO I met online. Then I wait all day to sleep again and wake up.

>>662285002
i gave a girl 4 my 0th time
it wouldve been 5 but she died from dopamine overdose
also i was busy doing a million pushups

>>662290099
Not even for repeat offenses?

I'm an agent with a jetpack who can't help but get his rocks off pissing on mice.

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>>662281681
A cute girl confesses that she has a crush on me. I told her I didn't like her back... when I actually did, when I actually really love her.

I still see her everyday as a friend, and the regret hits me like a hammer in the face every time I'm with her (or every time I realize that I've emotionally hurt her).
Why have I done this? Do I hate myself so much that I can't let myself be happy? And does this mean that my own self loathing is greater than how she feels?
I've been putting on this mask for like 8 months.

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>>662290006
If you find an old Latino man he can be the Graham cracker and then you can have smores.

>>662290383
lel go back to school you semi-illiterate faggot

>>662282486

Liar.

You're not 6'5

>>662290027
Like I mentioned I've been working and being un-degenerative for three years.
>>662288120

>>662285318
lets see

>>662289769
There is a way out.
Don't act in your impulses. And never ever tell anybody your secret.
Get a petite gf. Stay fit in mind and body.
Trust me. I know what I'm talking about.
Don't destroy other people's lives or your own. My little gf is super kinky, dresses up for me and everything. Pigtails and lollipops.
But never ever tell anybody your secret.

rick

>>662290006
Degenerate

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>>662285786
Pic related?

>>662290418
Dude! Wtf kek

>>662290383
Hahaha I though you were linking ur post, there's a fuck up in that one too (cuz too not to).
>>662289426

>>662290252
Zero. Because that was the intent. Not everything must be pleasing or correct, I'm not full retard or anything, I just know the difference between two distinctly different words. Golly gee, hard to think, someone on the Internet thinks they're smarter than someone else. How fuckin novel.

>>662289279
I'd tell your buddy, not for the sake of "doing the right thing" but because she gives off crazy bitch vibes.

Might be fun at first, but it's more likely than not that something eventually goes south, and you lose your bro.

>>662290504
Depends on how many offenses most likely, and it also depends on the state or country.

NEW BREAD!!!

>>662290890

>>662290890

>>662290890

>>662290890

>>662290519
We're both destroyed by the girls we love... And the torment comes from ourselves. Fucking amazing, isn't it.

>>662290539
Wait. Who do you think I am? I'm this guy
>>662288627
And this guy
>>662288795
How am I semi-illiterate now?

>>662290766
IT IS 4CHAN AND IDGA FUUUUCK.

>>662284047
kek

>>662289979
nah man, if you've been friends since the 1st grade, she's absolutely not worth it. Tell you bro, then the two of you can find a real girl

>>662288991
>worm

Clever and accurate.

>>662290596
That's kinda hard when you're a grill.

>>662290406

Cont. anon