I'm dead honest about everything. It's sort of a problem.
>be very attractive
>tell anyone I jack off to lesbian strap-on point like it's the last thing on earth
>"eufh... Porn is so gross..."
Fuck you. It was a conversation about porn and I said it.
I'm 6'5 and I keep trolling retards on /b/ with the same manlet copypasta because I get 100+ replies every time.
My brain overheats a lot because it gets overwhelmed trying to process every minute piece of stimuli around it, so now I'm desperate for relief and struggling to maintain a facade everyone sees through anyway.
Maybe 97/98 started when I was 15
Didn't have a choice but to get clean. Got in with dealers and addicts that were older than me and they were all in their 20s. Junkie life took them over and I was left in my bed dying sick from withdrawal. My mom knows now but didn't at the time. I look back now as a lucky escape but nearly 20 years later I still get cravings for a smoke.
bathing suit guy again ... I thought it was weird because i'm a guy wearing her bathing suit that would sometimes have a shit stain and i'd rub my penis on the crotch of the bikini bottom.
I'm still in love with a women who controlled my life every second of every day. Lost her due to me standing up for myself. I lie to everyone around me like I've forgotten her but still regularly check up on her via her social platforms.
Yeah, it's called hypervigilance and it sucks, nigga.
Google it. It's a real thing.
I like post gf pics on /b/
I should be more offended about this than I am.
Bitch I've thrown myself into pits just to have my emotions mutilated.
But yes they are, only because I drink responsibly.
I'm fairly racist and I find myself becoming increasingly sexist. I blame niggers and tumblr feminists.
i work as a Nurse and go to evening scool, becouse i plan on working as an animator. my life is pretty busy , most of my Family thinks im brave and do a lot of work but my secret is , once a month i take a lot of Amphetamine stay awake for up to 5 days and masturbate. i have a girlfirend but not even her can satisfy my porn twisted mind. how can sex with one or thwo persons Keep up with a Amphetamine driven Freak switching porn Videos every 30 seconds.
i lie to everyone i talk to all of the time because
1. i don't trust anyone
3.i don't care enough to be honest with anyone i meet. just moved to portland. don't know anybody. lie about everything.
I have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. I also have a drinking problem.
Sometimes would not actually be shopping but just hiding. Would find shelving areas on bottom shelves where i could sleep behind the merchandise on shelves, would pull stuff out slide into shelf than put stuff in front of me so could sleep
radiohead is one of my favorite bands
i only find white women attractive
i find religious people stupid as fuck but my current love interest is very religious
i consider myself a virgin as ive never had sex with a girl, but been fucked in the ass for heroin before and it doesn't really bother me (im now completely straight edge for the most part, smoke pot here and there but yeah)
i'm now largely involved in musical theatre for simple recreation and lead a more diverse and outwardly enjoyable life than people who have always been straight edge (haha i cheated the system fuck you all)
im still in high school
i hate veggies on my sandwiches and i hate typical iceberg/romaine lettuce salads but i have no problem eating raw kale straight out of the bag
my nipples are slightly puffy and grow a lot of hair
avocados are terrible
i still eat my boogers
every mexican household smells the same
freddie mercury is my idol
modern art sucks
vaginas are strange creatures and should be stopped
I told her I was leaving because I couldn't deal with her anxiety.
I left because even as broken as she was, she was more stable and capable than I can ever be in this twisting, awful world.
I'll often go through my GF's WhatsApp, Facebook, text messages etc.
I'll even log in to her Facebook on my PC or phone. Before they got shut down, i used to use those third party snapchat apps to capture sent and received images. She has no idea.
Most days. She has no idea.
I fucked some fat youtuber from /v i met on craigslist
I have full conversations with myself. Not even just thinking about something. Like i'll ask "How was your day?" or something and answer back, as if its a different person. I've had arguments as well. I've been doing this since i was maybe 5-6ish, I'm 23 now. I grew up as a kid basically alone so I "made another "person".
24 y/o and I talk to myself all the time. probably since I was 10 - 12 or something. I got bullied a lot when I was a kid, had no friends so just conversated with myself.
Working out helps a bit, when you're physically tired you don't really have the energy to have conversations with yourself. In addition, I've started meditating a few weeks ago, just 5 minutes every evening. So far, it's helping a bit.
Try one of those things if it bothers you.
I don't seed my torrents.
Because I can't get uTorrent to seed properly.
>playing with my friend in his backyard
>in swimming trunks because he had one of those blow up pools
>chilling on his swing
>Feel fart coming on
>Let it out
>Somehow runs to bathroom without friend seeing or shit falling out of trunks; a christmas miracle
>Wash shitty trunks in bathroom sink
Left a stain on the swing. He never knew a thing.
yeah no dice unfortunately, was sent to jail, mugshot and all. i was able to defer the charges which is good but if anyone googles my name my secrets out, not only about the whole punching a female nurse thing but also the mental illness thing. shit fucking sucks
When I was younger I stole a pair of my best friends moms panties and masturbated with them, i also masturbated to my other friends hot moms panties, my other best friends mom is hot and his sister super fucking hot, masturbated with both their panties
your sister was asleep for six years? tight!
thought i was the only one who did weird shit with my semen except i usually just cum onto my stomach and rub it all in like lotion and it just goes away
mormonism is unhealthy
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
I have loved a girl for four years now. I asked her out on a date recently and she, to my surprise, said yes. We're going out next week. Little did she or anyone else know, on the way home and ever since I asked, I have been extremely depressed because I know I'll fuck up. I'm a natural fuck up. I hide it very well, which is why its a "secret" but I am. Not sure what to feel other than panic and dread.
my nipples regularly feel like they've been rubbed against burlap- there's a throbbing, stinging numbness to them and it usually feels like they're going to get so hard/stiff that they come off. this freaks me out, and I haven't told anybody about it, I don't know what to do, and it happens more frequently now.
I'm a guy, so you wouldn't want a pic
So ur lying right now?
i second this
dreamed i fucked my grandma once
i kinda almost want to fuck my cousin but then i realize i dont, i also think shes a fucking insufferable person
cocaine is overrated
i blow-dry my hair
im terrified of mosquitos and flying insects in general
capitalism is overrated
ive done like 2 sheets of acid and pissed on cops in public and im 18
this is my third samefag post in this thread
I worship Eldritch Gods from Mythology.
>Everyone I know except you and me now /b/ think Im an atheist.
Took advantage of a friend when she blacked out from drinking too much while in Mexico.
I'm still a virgin, dating an underaged virgin. It's not paedo tier but still illegal. Also. We plan to lose our virginities in a few days (surprisingly it was her idea.) Also I was willing to wait until she became of age.
A close friend told me I almost cheated on her with some floozy at a party whilst I was drunk. I was distraught.
I have the same weird porn taste as my dad. When he's out of the house i load his downloads in m onto my xdrive 100 gigs at a time
there was a period of time when i was 17ish in which i entertained the fantasy that i could consciously turn myself into a psychopath by rejecting all empathetic inhibitions before they happened so i could be a cool mysterious indifferent enigmatic antihero like ted bundy and beat the shit out of bitches without feeling bad about it
im kind of a narcissist
Make sure you sit down (lotus position or something that makes you feel comfortable), turn the lights out or dimmed, turn off your phone and computer, wear easy clothes, make sure your room is warm but not hot.
Focus on the breathing. It sounds stupid, but it's something you really need to focus on.
While you breathe in (deep), just think out loud "Breathe in deep".
When you breathe out (deep), think "Breathe out"
Repeat that for a few minutes. Every time some other thought enters your mind, FOCUS and THINK about the breathing again. That way you are really manually breathing and you can only focus on the manual breathing.
I guess it takes some time to get it working out, but I feel it's starting to work for me.
Shit worked for the Asians for thousands of years, makes them all calm.
Wasnt too bad, they had a microwave i used quite a bit in the little gas station they had at that particular walmart. Almost got caught once while was living there though by the fucking cleaning people :/
I was present for that get.
It was a disappointment for all.
Who the fuck is nude? Or do you have "nude" vision? If yes, please elaborate.
Truth. He shot himself when I was 11. He went downstairs, and used a 22. I didn't even get up from watching tv. I just kinda.. shut down. Didn't know what to do or think, especially after I got the text from him he sent to everyone in his contacts. I've been depressed ever since.
I worship Hastur, the King in Yellow, personally. I've never said aloud or typed or even thought his name enough to beckon him to myself. I keep my lord at as safe a distance as I can, whilst hoping one day he shall bring forth the destruction of this world; this spec upon his robes.
It is good to find those who dabble in the gift that is our fears.
Im a big time alcoholic and i genuinely love 3 different women. I don't know what to do :\
A secret extension of the International Maritime Organization headed by the US that focuses on cryptographic messages sent at sea. They're mostly interested in detecting coordinated attacks. Nothing really that interesting.
Thanks man. I appreciate it. I got caught once having an "argument" by my ex, and she deemed me as a psycho and avoided me at all costs. It made me realize that it wasnt something somewhat normal, and since then I've been trying to not "talk". Again, thanks
Pretty sure your evil. So fuck your face.
I touched a 2 year old girl when I was 14.
I've stabbed three people multiple times in the chest who tried to rip off drugs from me, im not sure what happened to them, never heard.
I've shot at 2 people because they deserved it. Again, never heard what happened.
And I've stolen at least $2000 from stores and multiple cars in my life
>inb4 nigger; I'm not.
I've grown out of anime and curb my enthusiasm around friends who weeb the fuck out about that shit now that we're leaving our 20s
but I absolutely love touhou. It is my secret that I enjoy immensely. I've saved every english Non H doujin from sadpanda to my harddrive the hard way.
I will never tell anyone I know, not even my weeaboo friends.
BONUS SECRET- I've never even played the gamed lol
I'm not sure I'm inclined to believe you. You have to be absolutely bereft of love and joy when you kill yourself loudly in earshot of your only blood child. There are about three people in this world I believe love me, and only one of them is the reason I still wake up. If she leaves, I'm gone.
Learn the lesson your father could not. Teach it to the ones you love. Move on in the universe when it is your time to pass. Quit on your terms, live this physical hell over and over until you free your soul. Or do it right the first time.
Hey I've been working for 3 years, have a truck and house I rent, no kids, no gf on purpose, and only one ticket for no proof of insurance since those three years.
I became productive.
I fucking love my cousin. He is fucking handsome and fucking sexy and fucking smart and fucking educated and fucking STRAIGHT. I love to stay in his house and when he is not around I like to smell his clothes and ocasionally steal a boxer from him.
there are 1,403 manga give or take: I've compiled multiple chapters within subfolders, and I've declined to save Non H that are in fact too questionable, or too awful: Yukkuris, gore, or just full-scale weeaboo bullshit.
It took a long fucking time with old ones with no seeded torrents, but that was a lot of Right-clicking/Save As.
Or I could, you know, live while life's worth it, then punch out when it stops being so. If life is an active thing, I'm going to take part until I decide "You know what? I've gotten to a point where the things I like are shadowed by the things I don't. I think I'll kill myself today." Then you know what I'll have to worry about? The price of rope.
I think we all do it to some degree, but when it starts to occupy your mind it can form a problem. It kind of does for me.
Does that make you a psycho? I don't think so. I think you just need to find someone who truly wants to listen to you and talk to you and it seems like she wasn't that person.
Learn to spell correctly and use proper grammar, and maybe this won't be an issue. You know why people think Americans like you and me are stupid? Because we think correcting people is impolite. Fuck that. Being stupid and unable to know basic language skills is impolite. You sir, are in fact, the dick.
Traveled from Alberta, Canada, across the United States, visiting multiple land marks across a 3 month journey.
Spent the whole trip going to monuments, like Rushmore or the Lincoln Memorial, and silently and discretely came in my pants among other tourists.
I warned /b/ of my coming a month before the trip took place, told people to look out for me. The stimuli of the thought that anyone there could've known it was me and of what I was doing, or just being caught be anyone there, was enough to get me off.
Thinking of doing this later on in the year overseas.
That was a one time thing. It was curiosity. I now only like teens/girls who look younger. Also I have a baby face
No gf is because I'm a really nice dude and have gotten fucked over too many times.
He is our Lord, save us finite beings.
Oh fuck off with this false flagging le epic cuck shit. Fucking weirdo. Fuck off back to tumblr
And reliving life in this world as a torchered reincarnated soul following the same deppraved path as it's previous physical form. Generation's from now contemplating suicide on a samefagdifferentshitfag b board.
I have to admit my darkest secret is ..... I hate rolling dubs
I've been sexting my buddies girl for the last couple weeks. They haven't fucked yet because she puts on an act off too innocent and pure.. we all play video games and shit and one night last week she stayed on our Teamspeak after he got off. We had some late late night share time. She expressed interest in bondage and being force fucked. I expressed interest in corrupting her and fucking her throat. I go to bed and not even 30 seconds later she's texting me telling me how hot she got. How she couldn't stop thinking about what I said bla bla bla. I tell her flat out she should fuck off because I'm not into being teased so either say something worth reading or I'm ignoring her. I got pic after asking her what she wanted from me.
Question is.. do I fuck her and give her what she clearly wants or do I do the right thing and tell my buddy?
To further emphasis I regularly am around a 20 month year old girl and dont even look when my friend changes her in front of me.
That's just not my thing. 17/18 years old, HNNNNGGGG. Im only 20/21 almost so
I read that in Nixon's voice.
Thank you for that
My sexual taste is split in two completely separate directions, almost the most opposite they could be: I like really fat white chicks, with the kind of ass that you smack and her arm fat jiggles with it, and tall, handsome black men, with a thick cock that I can lick and suck on for hours before engulfing in my ass and feeling it tear me in half.
I've been with both of these types of people, and I can't tell which I love more. A giant marshmallow cum-bucket or a rock-hard piece of dark chocolate.
Am currently living with my marshmallow and having some chocolate on the weekends.
I can't get her out of my head... I love her but she doesn't love me anymore. She'll still smile and talk to me when she sees me, but she doesn't love me. I know I have to move on,Then I begin to try to hate her to move on, then realize I have nothing to hate her for, then I hate myself.
A cute girl confesses that she has a crush on me. I told her I didn't like her back... when I actually did, when I actually really love her.
I still see her everyday as a friend, and the regret hits me like a hammer in the face every time I'm with her (or every time I realize that I've emotionally hurt her).
Why have I done this? Do I hate myself so much that I can't let myself be happy? And does this mean that my own self loathing is greater than how she feels?
I've been putting on this mask for like 8 months.
If you find an old Latino man he can be the Graham cracker and then you can have smores.
There is a way out.
Don't act in your impulses. And never ever tell anybody your secret.
Get a petite gf. Stay fit in mind and body.
Trust me. I know what I'm talking about.
Don't destroy other people's lives or your own. My little gf is super kinky, dresses up for me and everything. Pigtails and lollipops.
But never ever tell anybody your secret.
Zero. Because that was the intent. Not everything must be pleasing or correct, I'm not full retard or anything, I just know the difference between two distinctly different words. Golly gee, hard to think, someone on the Internet thinks they're smarter than someone else. How fuckin novel.
I'd tell your buddy, not for the sake of "doing the right thing" but because she gives off crazy bitch vibes.
Might be fun at first, but it's more likely than not that something eventually goes south, and you lose your bro.