Hey /b/, what are some things that america has done to make the

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Mcdonalds

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>>662251920
Internet was started at CERN..soooo

>>662253072
Butt hurt eurofag detected

>>662251920
>1. Internet
Europe (CERN)
>2. Human Flight
Europe (Otto Lilienthal or even earlier)
>3. Invented the car
Germany
4. Bold lies
I'll give you that

>>662251920
The car was invented by a European by the name of marcus. But we have the LED and I so...

>>662254149
Benz didn't invent the gasoline car. That was a farce spread by hitler

>>662254486
You do believe in Bigfoot, I take it.

>>662254149
Look more into internet shit or do i have to fucking prove you wrong eurofag

All these Eurofags getting butthurt fucking hilarious go back with your butterknifes, tv license and license.

>>662254794
Please prove me wrong
protipp: you can't

But please keep believing in little green men, bigfoot, nazis on the moon, donald trumps ramblings...

>>662255297
>>662254794
No one here is hurt. We are used to muhricans.
I am just wondering why you didn't mix some truth in, would have been much more fun.

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>>662255486
How's nessy?

>>662256409
Just as real as muhrican freedom!

But you guys invented the electric chair, the Klan, and BBQ, that's great.

>>662256772
American dominates Europe since like the 1770's.

Please sir can i have some more?

>>662257400
>American dominates Europe since like the 1770's.
When exactly did the U.S. declare their independency from England?

How did you ever land on then moon, when it is made of cheese? Wouldn't the flames melt the cheese and the lander would get stuck?

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>>662251920
Just a shitload of porn. Literally nothing else.

Standardised circumcision. I love my mutilated penis. My glans bro, so fucking cracked, dry and broken. You basically have to use lube and blast with TNT to get sensation. Thanks USA.

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>>662257400
You invented 'intelligent design', freedom fries and those scooters for fat people.
You win.

>>662258533
Circumcision is a muslim conspiracy!

>>662258550
Donald for president!
And Snoop Dogg as secretary of public health.

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>>662254149
>Internet started in CERN
I'm gonna need some source on that faggot

>>662259472
>I'm gonna need some source on that faggot
The Interwebs?

>>662259995
Don't always believe some cheap ass .org article written by some patriot or low life retard.. OP on the other hand seems so fucking sure that the INTERNET started over at CERN, so I wanna know his source

Historian of technology here. Working cars-Europe. Working planes-U.S. Internet- philosophy based on mathematics that was independently developed many places.

I'm Amerifag, fyi. In reality trying to pin any single invention on any person/country is inane. The most important one is semiconductors, and that was an American lab using German developed physics theories. It's always a continuity.

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The history of the Internet begins with the development of electronic computers in the 1950s. Initial concepts of packet networking originated in several computer science laboratories in the United States, Great Britain, and France. The US Department of Defense awarded contracts as early as the 1960s for packet network systems, including the development of the ARPANET (which would become the first network to use the Internet Protocol.)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Internet

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>>662259281
And they invented bacon wrapped fries.
Beat that!

>>662251920
Please vote Trump
And make america gr8 again

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>>662251920
paid money ta humans of a greement of causing of STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CREATED/CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far of miles....of Mericans ta live of body muscle movement of eating/drink/shelter since of other than of STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CREATED/CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far of miles....so of other than of body movement of eating/drink/shelter since of brain changed/harmed of STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CREATED/CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far of miles.

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>>662251920
>Invented the car
>mfw Germany did and Amerifag's only claim to fame is obesity

>>662260637
C'mon. Semi conductors, fiber optics all that shit is reverse engineered alien tech.

>>662251920
The only shit we actually invented on that list was the Internet..

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>>662261209

>>662261017
They invented school shootings and rednecks.
Let them teach the world.

>>662251920
All these amerifags are technologically ahead only because of Hitler's foolishness which led to exodus of the great German and European scientists.

Even today 80% research in US is done by non-US citizens.

The only thing that a amerifat does is sit eat burgers and prepare for rebellion against muh gubment.

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>>662261460
Don't forget about the 100 pattie burger!

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>>662251920

>>662261932
Easy Cheese!

>>662261340
Ever heard of http?

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>>662262175
This!

Al Gore invented the internet

>>662261033
What meme is this?

>>662262335
> Jazz started everything

except...guess what...jazz was influenced by other things too...

you dont think classical music had a huge part to play in this? or maybe even the invention of the instruments in the first place?

you can trace any topic like this all the way back to when we were cavemen, where you stop is completely arbitrary

we invented the lightbulb, you'd be in the dark probably with candles if we didn't

>>662251920
u ppl r retarded and u don't even realise it's kinda incredible

>>662260491
He doesn't have one, hes a faggot.

And soon, we shall conquer mars.

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>>662262297
Beat the Pet Rock!

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>>662262551
>What meme is this?
Jesusfreaks

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>>662251920
Black box flight recorder, Ultrasound, Orbital engine, Spray-on skin. America is great.

>>662262768
It's called indoctrination. Ameretards are at the same level of bias as feminazi's and (ISIS) muslims. I don't even argue with them anymore. Well over half the inventions they think is theirs, really isn't. Stop spelling "you" as 'u' though before underage b& you dipfuck

>>662262697
Wrong, ancient egytians did.

We went to the motherfucking moon! I take that as a accomplishment niggers

>>662251920
who does this? merica hate thread bout an hr ago, so butt hurt you have to start a YA MERICA thread, nobody is as insecure as you retarded faggots no one

>>662263830
Made space a little bit safer

>>662254794
>>662259472
Does your butt hurt?

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>>662262551
United States Air/Text Force

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>>662263830

>>662263602
Next thing you know, they'll be telling us the earth isn't flat.

>>662263663
nah I do what I want u do the same

good point though like an entire nation of cultists

>>662263830
>We
You and what army?

>>662251920
America didnt invent the car dumbass

>>662263830
Russia was going to, too.

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>>662263625

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ITT: People who don't know the difference between the Internet and the World Wide Web.

>>662263830
You can't prove that.

>>662264319
Steve Jobs invented the internet and he was American you dumbass.

>>662264078
kek

>>662264071
That would be Heresy!
What's next? Siblings shouldn't breed with each other?

>>662264078
A own handgun gun, for every man, woman and child in this country!

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>>662264532
>Steve jobs invented the internet
>Steve jobs invented the internet
>Steve jobs invented the internet

>>662264532
Was that the same Steve Jobs who invented the wheel and fire?

>>662251920
Mass shootings.

>>662264171
Russia beat Ameretard into space as well. The only reason America was able do go to the moon (if that actually happened) is because they ignored the fuck out of their tax payers and "WAR HEROES". over 25 procent of homeless people over 50 are veterans. So yeah, take pride in that kiddo's. Walk past your heroes everyday, drinking on the streets because the greatest nation on earth ABANDONED THEM. Good jaab clap clap

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>>662265252
Yes that's the one.

>>662265252
different Steve still merican also invented running water and morphine

Spilt south Korea away from that fat fuck retard north Korea kunt

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>>662264532

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>>662265372
Breast implants!
And trap porn.

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>>662265680

>>662253904
kek

>>662263625
uh... the first record of a 'black box' flight recorder was an australian in 1953

Australia[edit]
In 1953, Australian engineer David Warren conceived a device that would record not only the instruments reading, but also the cockpit voices, when working with the Australian Research Laboratories.[4] He built the first prototype in 1958.[5]

sauce: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flight_recorder#Early_designs

fucking moron

>>662265698
>Breast implants!
Actually that was a german guy in 1895.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincenz_Czerny

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>>662266042
You suck bait well newfag.

Hey just popped into say that at least America didn't create the crusades or Nazi's and the only country that can compete with us in terms of actually civilization Australia love those bastards.

Did anything hold up yet, besides school shootings and bacon wrapped fries?

Without us, you fags wouldn't have electricity.

>>662266264

haha still right. Amerifag

>>662265629
Ancient Rome had sewers and running water. Jesus fuck it's on our money even

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>>662266289
You haven't seen much of the world, have you?

But I'll give you inventing heavy duty office chairs.

>>662266400
Tesla

>>662266602
Nice American company huh?

>>662266289
>at least America didn't create the crusades
Just wait 'til Donald becomes president.
Crusades will be a civilized picknick, compared to that.

>>662266312
I goes trap porn, if no one else claims it.

fuck it's funny watching Amerifags fail at claiming anything...

Next they'll take the aussiefags hills hoist clothes line.

make wars , kill people , decreade population

>>662251920
Nice b8 faggot
>more American inventions:
>pasteurized milk
>croissants
>Ingmar Bergman movies
>three-masted sailing vessels
>the Old Testament

Aside from a few exceptions (such as Freud), the field of psychology was largely advanced and developed by Americans.

>>662266925
>using American OS

>>662266289
Aussies are faggots
Kiwis are cool

>>662266602
William Gilbert 1600

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Gilbert_%28astronomer%29

>>662266602
Benjamin Franklin

>>662267198
Kiwis are faggots.
Aussies are slightly less faggoty.
Canada is where it's at Eh

>>662267249
Gayest name ever

>>662267039
Earth, Wind and Fire

>>662251920
We are the best at space travel *for now

>>662267140
Namely Charles Manson

>>662267388
Canada's cool and all but i never hear about them besides being nice which is a complete lie since every Canadian I've met is an arrogant prick

>>662265053
the amount of bait in this thread is cancerous. dont bite it

>>662267141
Linus Thorvalds is from Helsinki, Finland

>>662254149
AL GORE INVENTED THE INTERNET YOU FAG

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A better question; why are people chiming in like they have anything to do with inventions made almost a century or more ago? Who gives a shit? Contributions to humanity are given value based on the person/people involved alone. Most are immigrants anyways. Fuck up outta here with your meaningless e-self-strokes. America sucks. Europe sucks. Most of the world sucks.

>>662267701
haha actually that's quite true. Well mostly for Quebec Qois or what ever the fuck it's spelt.

>>662267358
He invented lightning, didn't he?
And currency.

>>662253072
Fuck yu. We all know All Goreland invented the internet

>>662267388
ummm isnt canada full of libtards and eskimos?

>>662251920
>Invented AIDS
>Gave furries, faggots, niggers, and tumblrfags a safe place
>currently trying to give sand niggers as safe space

You're welcome.
We're really doing wonderful things.

>>662267783
Was he the one, who had all those tubes and tunnels build, so that the letters and moving pictures can travel through them?

>>662267779
> neckbeard detected
How is that american hardware?

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>>662251920
Being America. /thread

>>662268263
Actually it is from China, why are you asking?

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>>662268210

>>662268556
Sorry potatoe head

>>662268556
Didn't you invent the "Democracy" in which one doesn't need to have the majority of votes to win?

Peanut butter.

We invented vaping and fedoras.

>>662264319
>ITT: People who don't know the difference between the Internet and the World Wide Web.

Exactly. What a bunch of clueless noobs on /b/.

What the world loves about USA

American Music
American Movies

no one can argue with that truth

>>662269507
>American Music
Backstreet Boys
>American Movies
Trap porn

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>>662251920

> flight

> car

First car was the Karl Benz motor vvvvwvwagom (Germany).

First flight was elsewhere, although weight brothers beat everyone else top controlling pitch and yaw.

What we did do with cars is, usage of belts on assembly lines (for all manufacturing) therefore affordable to the commoners,

Hm.

Carnegie grade steel, allows skyscrapers to be built.

Inoculation medicinal method introduced by an African slave in Murrica to Washington's troops in valley forge (therefore us).

Reintroduction of asymmetrical warfare to the developed world by accurate rifles and initially native war tactics.

Murrica.... what else we do. I think first production stealth bombers (I know Germans had prototype but we made them production first, bitches)

List is huge I can't really remember all.

Europe hates everything we do but they copy us at everything. Then again everyone hates eachother

>>662253072
No, thats the world wide web, which is an app on the internet, not the internet. The internet was started in the 1970s as arpanet with the US department of defense's funding.

>>662269507
Most people I know hate that hollywood shit. Series are good though but dude are you seriously going to take pride in that? It's all jew made lol

Btw murica music sucks imo

>>662268464
I'm curious then.
What are you using?

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Op

>>662266042

Straya is great.

>>662269942
Every single part in my rig says made in China, Taiwan or South Korea.
What are you using?

>>662269834
I bet you $1 million dollars you own American music in your collection.

I bet you $1 trilion dollars you have watched 2 American movies in the last 365 days.

fuck you

>>662268817
That was another wannabe President.

>>662270689
Actually I consume news about the US made middle east crisis every day.

>>662270613
>Every single part in my rig says made in China, Taiwan or South Korea.
Holy shit you are dumb, those gooks are making those because we told them to.

>>662269754
Don't be so modest.
The War on Drugs and the War on Terror are american business models too.

>>662271045
we take pride in destabilizing the middle east.
they kill each other.
we cheer when shi'ites kill sunnis
hallelujah!

>>662271227
Such low energy

>>662271064
So they are Made in America?

>>662271358
No, we get the profit

>>662270689
That wasn't my point. At all. Yes there's some murican music in my collection. Around 15 songs from the rap phase I had as a teenager (BTNH mainly) but the rest is English and German (composers only). That makes up around 90% of my collection. I have watched some films though as well but I do not like that hollywood shit. That overacting, too many explosions shit. I'm a piano playing classical music fag. I prefere those weird ass psychological shit only England/France/Japan has to offer. Not that easily digested full body high five murica shit

>>662271488
You did not invent the idea of profit!

>>662271692
Nice b8
Looks like you've been stumped

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>>662271647
>That overacting

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>>662266488
who's money?

>>662267039
Raw Milk is better you fag

Omnomnom microbes

>>662266289
yes they did merican ansestors were involved in the crusades just like virtually every non Asian person

>>662251920
Red, white, and blue

>>662272077
*** YAWN ****
faggot

you spend way too much time thinking about the USA. That was our plan all along... WINNING!

>>662267039
>pasteurized milk
Named after Johnny Past, a farmer from the middle west.
And you forgot about cattle, they were invented by Americans too, so they could make burgers out of them.

>>662273283
Ronald McDonald invented cheeseburgers with american beef and pasteurized cheeze

>>662273283
>>662273465
wait a sec your proud of pasteurised milk and cheeseburgers seriously this a plus for you? wtf is wrong with u retards

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>>662271227

American business model?

The Brits invented capitalism, no?

And if Europe hadn't jerked off in the middle east, none of this would have happened in the first place. Of course people are going to try to make money where they can, don't act like Europe never got any oil or resources from the middle east.

That being said, not that I'm in total agreement with the way it's all being handled. Just think America takes a lot of the blame for things having to do with the west.

> The visa that gives us everyone else's top scientists

> Cordless drills (NASA)

> streets that are made for cars, not just over horse and carriage roads.

> Asphalt.

> FERRIS WHEEL (Chicago world fair)

> spray paint guns, electric powered boats, (CWF again)

>>662273979
and your cult like tard mind set who's to blame for that one?

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>>662273241
That's because you as a country are fucking scary.

>>662273979
>The Brits invented capitalism, no?
Not exactly.

But War on Drugs and War on Terror are legit American inventions.

>>662274303
the pics good the post is bad, work on those insults, don't want ppl to think ur merican

>>662251920
Bill of Rights, Constitution. Implementation of John Locke's ideas.

>>662251920
1. Ways to kill arabs fastest.
2. How to make slaves think they are free.
3. Concentration camps. (us invention, yes)
4. F-Bomb (Also h)
5. Faggotry
6. Coka Cola

>>662251920

4. Take credit for things they had nothing to do with

>>662274487
a few decades from now kids will be learning about how a bunch of retards fucked up their whole country with a 'war on drugs' and how they should donate food to the poor starving american children

>>662251920
America is dying. The middle class is shrinking. Your lack of investment in infrastructure, public healthcare and education has left your cities in decay.
The only hope I see is somebody like BERNIE SANDERS. But you fat frightened dumbass idiots prefer Trump.
And the car is German, Internet British. Dope.

>>662273979
You forgot the Autobahn, Democracy, Freedom and shitposting.

Crack cocaine

>>662251920
6. Trans fat
7. High fructose corn syrup
8. Diabetes
9. Obesity

>>662275104
I'm sure you'd like to believe these things. But deep inside, you don't.

>>662269700
You're welcome

>>662275365
hahahha ah shit you r all just so fucking stupid it's cringy and hilarious

>>662275073
>a few decades from now kids will be learning
Not in american schools. They will keep up teaching their special version of history.

And starving to death is an american freedom!

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>>662275073
Kekd

>>662275365
Hahaha.
Americans are the laughing stock of the world. You are getting poorer and poorer, all the wealth being vacuumed into your elite super rich.
Your education system is terrible. Only the elites can afford to go to decent schools. The rest of you go to second rate colleges and get inferior education.
You have the highest prison population in the world.
Jesus man - open your eyes. America is in big big trouble

>>662274303
and you think of us everyday, and we don't give a fuck about your fatherland.

WINNING!

>>662275655
I doubt they'll be able to afford schools at that point

>>662275653
Wow, that's a strong argument anon. You have a bright future on the debate team.

>>662275731
You are jealous, are you not, comrade?

>>662275737
we think about u like we think about North Korea

>>662275972
no I'm not in merica we don't do debate teams, fuck u ppl r weird

y'all hate us cuz you aint us

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>>662275737
Your time will come.

>>662275979
yea who wouldn't want to be an obese retard oblivious to their country literally collapsing around them

>>662275731
Well, let's see about that. Our GDP is well ahead of any other country despite a moderate population and high diversification. People from all over the world travel here for education, health care, economic mobility and liberty.

I can go on if you like. Please open YOUR eyes and put down the Workers Daily comrade.

>>662276471
kek you're an idiot

>>662276400
>>662276153
>>662276028

Please let us all be more polite to the special kid.
He invented potatoes.

>>662251920
blues, jazz, leading to electronic music and hiphop

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>>662274238

Shouldn't have fucked up the Ottomans, (OR) remained in control over there and not let all hell break loose. Ever since then there was never any order and never will be for a long time.

War on terror isn't anything new. The Roman soldiers were told the Irish were being ruled by brutes (lied about Druids) and needed to be civilized.

> War against barbarism (essentially the same thing)

Has always been around, it makes the populace feel safe and give a reason to exploit or conquer others.

War on drugs, sure I'll take that, and not exactly in a good way.

> popcorn poppers, again from natives

> corn out of maize (feed much of the world now)

> manufactured rubber, idea from natural rubbers' usage by natives.

Maybe potatoes and tomatoes (hello Ireland and Italy), but that could very well be the Spanish since those came from Latin America.

Ford is even considered in Europe to be the best automotive manufacturer ever (top gear, or was I haven't been keeping up).

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>>662276471
>for education, health care, economic mobility and liberty.

>>662276471
You ignore most of the problems and the corporate jews (yes the ones in the statistics) have all the money. Your veterans, your war heroes are homeless on the streets, children with no health insurance. All you have are wealthy jews. Good job faggot. You're not even part of it. You're part of their PLAN

I love these threads. Euro fags can't get over how shitty Europe is. Lol. Its cool guys. You will catch up eventually.

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>>662276755

>>662276755
your ansestors too dumb fuck
so back to the question your cult like mind set, who's to blame?

>>662276305
kek, if you unironically think the rest of the world hates you you're literally clueless
most people abroad grow up being huge ameriboos
>falling into Trump's isolationist trap and plunging the world further into WW3

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>>662251920
America elected this man president and ushered in a new era of peace, prosperity and personal enlightenment on a global scale. You're welcome shitty non-America.

>>662277093
Considering that it's 8 or 9 am over there I wouldn't bet on that.

>>662277093
ur cheeseburgers getting cold

>>662276605
Powerful insight. Under-rated post.

I shall continue. The US leads in technology and innovation by a considerable margin. We have successfully transitioned most low-margin dirty industry to the third world. Our government, while dysfunctional at times, is coherent and stable. Our commitment to freedom is unrivaled. Popular culture, such as it is, is dominated by US creations. Geographic diversity is comparable to any country and greatly exceeds most.

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>>662277632
ok ur weirdo cult brains r really committed, damn makes u appreciate where u live I am so happy I don't have to interact with u cringy tards day to day

The U.S has shown that countries like people can fuck & be fucked at the same time

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>>662277345

I already explained this to you.

> Europe is to blame for the middle east: Ottomans. If they took responsibility for their actions and didn't wimp out, there would have been no Saddam and friends threatening the west.

>>662278462
and their wasn't Saddam was killing Kurds who the fuck cares? u dumb fucks started a war,

>>662278021
Nice spelling and a good argument.

More: freedom of press, speech and religion are guaranteed. These ideals continue to expand. Our military is occasionally abused by politicians, but has ensured the relative freedom of western Europe and further encroachment of communism is SE Asia and other areas. We lead the world in Nobel prizes.

>>662278847
just stop or don't you r such a cringy tard, I've said it enough enjoy your cult faggot

>>662277632
>Our commitment to freedom is unrivaled.
Freedom Act
worlds largest prison population, china only 2nd
2nd most inmates per capita (behind Seychelles)

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>>662274856
The h-bomb deserves a pic, anon.

>>662278838
No Saddam started multiple wars, attempted genocide, used chemical weapons on many occasions, and by these actions he had forfeited Iraqi sovereignty. His brutality easily exceeded what we see today in Iraq, which was largely caused by Obama's timidity.

>>662279117
So we have an efficient police system. Your point is what, exactly?

>>662279473
you um you're very young huh, I wasn't talking about the 2nd gulf 'war'

>>662279085
Hmm, who is the cringy tard here m8?

>>662279685
Perhaps I misunderstood anon. To which war were you talking about?

>>662279641
you have a disproportionate amount of criminals

>>662279950
Or maybe we are better at catching them? You think there is less crime in, say Mexico or Columbia?

>>662279895
so read the post u fucking retard
you know what forget it your whole country is just a bunch of sheltered retards I'm out too enjoy your cult

>>662251920
The only things the US has invented are:
> Obesity
> Stupidity
> Mass school shootings

>>662280190
try some 1st world countries or ya know any of them

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ITT: eurocunts trying to deny USA's superiority.

>>662279641
>So we have an efficient police system.
You sure do. You are world famous for that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS-kd2iWQRQ

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>>662280251

And dental hygiene, which the British have only recently discovered.

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>>662251920
Stomped those fucking Britbongs!

>>662280656
would give u faggots that one cause of dr colgate but Chinese had it first

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>>662280656

>>662279895
Pick one, there are plenty
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_United_States_military_operations

>>662280301
This is a fair point, though I would observe the crime rate in the US is largely an artifact of our slave importation period, which is truly our darkest stain (no pun intended).

I found something, Playboy Magazine actually was invented by Hugh Hefner, an US citizen!

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> The war on terror is a result of the chaos in the middle east which originated with the division of the Ottomans.

I'm mostly spic/native but seeing as the most racist people I've met in real life are Russians, and the most assholeish/annoying online are the French and Germans always randomly giving me shit for being an American (and never cease to talk shit about us and our automotive industry on random YouTube videos), I have to side with my home country.

Yeah there's the nationalist retards in America with all that white power bs, but there's more in Europe, and ideologically we stand for something better (although we are not perfect), equal opportunity and inclusivity of any race/nationality so long as they are of noble character.

This innocent post, simply asking for inventions, gets bombed by eurofags with insults. Probably the same faggots shouting nigger everywhere on /b and talking out of their assess all over YouTube.

Screw you guys, I'm going to sleep.

>>662280607
Ah, I see you are susceptible to propaganda and anecdote. I'll keep that in mind.

>>662280607
No, you first.

>>662281131
Yes so the original point stands why did you argue it, cult mind set?

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>>662281415
>Innocent post

>>662281415
cultist

>>662281472
So criminals don't belong in jail? Where might you want them?

How does this relate to the freedom of non-criminals?

>>662281665
Silicone is disgusting

>>662281465
How about some data, killer?

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/jun/09/the-counted-police-killings-us-vs-other-countries

>>662273979
>Cordless drills (NASA)

Put a battery in the electric drill, an Australian invention that's been around since 1889.
Such innovation
Very improved
Wow

>>662281472
And what is this cult you think I belong to? One where I love my country, despite its imperfections?

>>662281775
It's all muhrican natural.

>>662281342
is this b8 every time with amerifags you can never be sure, yes playboy is created by hugh hefner did you really just find that out?

>>662281795
Ah, yes, The Guardian. Wait while I look up my facts from Fox News.

On second thought, please don't.

>>662281774
you completely missed the point >>662281973
exactly my point

>>662282144
Comparing journalism and facts to Fox news.
You truly are a patriotic American.

>>662282090
nope they really are that stupid, stick around it's fucking hilarious

>>662251920
America made Internet but Australiaade wifi

>>662282276
So we have a lot of hoods that get shot. Are we supposed to abort them proactively?

Yes, no doubt we have too much violence in the US. Why is this?

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>>662281821

It let astronauts repair things in space, while going to the moon, something Australia will never accomplish because they're too busy rewiping and running over aborigines.

>>662251920

Freedom and democracy. I'm not an uber patriot, but it's true. And unlike these white guilt riddled freaks, i say we should appreciate the privileges we've got.

>>662282635
>Why is this?
Because you are such a free and peaceful people.

>>662282817
and democratic don't forget that

>>662282696
Genocide is a strong in both of those cultures.

>>662253072
>>662254149
>>662255486
>>662259472
>>662260491
>>662264319

I'd like to put this shit to bed for the second time today...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Internet
"The US Department of Defense awarded contracts as early as the 1960s for packet network systems, including the development of the ARPANET (which would become the first network to use the Internet Protocol.)"

>hur dur, but muh Tim Berners-Lee and the dubya-dubya-dubya at CERN
OP said internet, faggots. WWW wouldn't exist without the internet, first. The internet, as a worldwide network, was envisioned first in the US. The US DoD funded it. And then some British faggot revised what the US already did. The first usable internet was ARPANET. It sent the first network packets over an internet protocol, from UCLA to Stanford. So suck it.

>but muh wifi! wifi was not murrican!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wi-Fi
"In 1971, ALOHAnet connected the Hawaiian Islands with a UHF wireless packet network."
Suck it againt. The first wireless packets sent over a network happened in Hawaii.

>>662282595
kek

>>662282696
Something Australia (or any other country in the world) isn't interested in because we all have more important things than spending millions to check out a great big, boring useless rock, something the entire world has known for a while now which is why no one, including the US, has been bothered going back there kek

Priority spending/10

>>662251920
Transistor, Integrated Circuit, Microchip.

ALL AMERICAN.

YFW literally nothing works without the above.

Enjoy using stone tools and levers and shit, Eurofags.

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>>662280850
Zoz

>>662282708
you're a retarded fagget

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>>662283288
Master race, reporting in.

>>662258550

The "Americans are fat" thing is insane to me. In my state we're all very thin.

Don't come here. We don't like you.

>>662282817
We are quite free, though not as much as I'd like.

We are much less peaceful than I'd like.

I want both but I gotta say freedom comes first, even of the price is pretty high.

Look, plenty of fucked up things about the US. But since the rest of western civilization has left us holding the bag on world security for the past 75 years, I'm not gonna grade too harshly. And somewhat thanks to us, you are free to disagree.

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Anyone remember this?

>>662282987
Mate, as an Australian, I couldn't give a kangaroos anus who fully invented wifi because wifi was basically mostly the way there when radio was first a thing, and its just funny listening to you Americans bitch about Australians figuring the last piece out completely by accident as opposed to Americans actually trying kek

>>662283525
So which state would that be?

>>662283860

Montana, land of the bears and fuck off we'll shoot you.

>>662283661
I do.

>>662251920
But Op Amurica gave us ignorant niggers

>>662252793

God damnit. Now i want one, but its 4am and my mcdonalds isn't 24 hrs

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>>662283761
Garbage Bait.

>>662283995
Actually you are somewhat right. Montana us only rank 45 in Obesity.
Still higher than in almost any other industrialized nation.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_the_United_States

>>662284363
No 24hr mcdonalds? that's ridiculous

>>662284506
Maybe there is a fat shortage so they have to rationize?

>>662281415
>equal opportunity and inclusivity of any race/nationality
>all are free to serve
There is no social mobility, look it up

>>662283761
It's ok, ausfag. Just because there was a wireless network in use well before the ausfags came up with some improvements, it doesn't mean we don't appreciate your contributions to our inventions.

> wifi was basically mostly the way there when radio was first a thing
Yes, which means that whoever implemented a successful wireless network, using this existing technology, are the inventors, tight?

>Australians figuring the last piece out
There have been many improvements to wireless networks since the Aussies go t to them, and I seriously doubt that wireless networks are done developing.

>>662284499

In my area it's extremely nordic. Fat assholes fuck off to the eastern portion towards the dakotas.

Twats.

Here there's an obsession with skiing and running.

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>>662283146

> solar system, earth doomed

> useless space exploration

Kek. Good, good, let the butthurt flow.

>>662283995
Montana is cool, only 1 mio in population.
The city I live in has as many, but is by far not as large.

>>662283995
>fuck off we'll shoot you.
But I come in peace, to study your culture.

>>662284986
Sounds good!

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>>662285176

Oops forgot to mention NASA is less than one tenth ( > 0.1 %) of the national budget. Tons of useless money, huh m8?

> "Forget about cosmology, me mum's a cunt!"

>>662283146

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Defected.. in this case IMPROVED to USA

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U S A

>>662284465
The other anon was right, Wifi did start in Hawaii as ALOHAnet in 1971 which was the forerunner of Ethernet and IEEE 802.11 Protocols but largely remained unchanged due to slow speeds and unreliability until the early 90's when 2 Australian electrical engineers working for CSIRO were working on an experiment to detect exploding mini black holes the size of an atomic particle, which failed, the results led to the patent of how to unsmear the signal leading way to 802.11a, 802.11g and 802.11n, which is what we use today.

>>662285176
Useless space exploration is entirely different to revisiting a rock in space we've already been to but thanks for expressing your concern for the human race.

>>662286040
Love me some Hitchslaps.

RIP mutherfucker.

>>662258533
Fucking kek

>>662284687
>rationize

>>662283146
Australia is apparently more interested in restricting rights of law-abiding citizens and letting other countries defend them; interesting that.

>>662258533
Sorry to hear anon. My giant penis works quite well.

>>662287419
>restricting rights of law-abiding citizens

I'm completely okay with the loss of firearms if that's what you're talking about because its not the 17th century anymore because the government has tanks and drones and the nignogs have nothing.

>letting other countries defend them

We haven't needed defending since WWII but if the US wants to spend more than is needed being world police while we actually look after our citizens then go right ahead Mr Obama.

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>>662289176
>*cops are racist and evil

*only in applicable to the United States of Amerifat

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>>662289402
Which might be why we need guns...

>>662288256
I guess we'll just get tanks and drones and have the military kill nig nogs killed at every moment it's needed then without question won't we? Well since that do much simpler why didn't we ever do that before? Golly! I guess no one has ANY other uses for guns after all.

>>662251920
>everything

>>662262683
jazz literally started with black people in America using European/American instruments

>>662289514
And its why we don't.

I don't have issues with the the fact the US has guns, its like a person being raised with guns all through their childhood and now they've entered the rebel teenage phase. I just don't get it when every american doesn't get cultural differences and immediately shouts "WHYD YOU AUSFAGS GET RID OF ALL YOUR GUNS? YOU GUYS MUST BE RETARDED TO GIVE AWAY ALL YOUR RIGHTS".

>>662289648
>I guess we'll just get tanks and drones and have the military kill nig nogs killed at every moment it's needed then without question won't we?

The real question is why haven't you done that already. Nignogs seem to be the root of all your gun problems and its not like anyone other than the niggs is gonna miss them.

We invented sonar during ww2, the whole world uses it.

>>662290142
Well it's like when Ausfags protest our having guns. I don't care if you guys do what you got to do to live but no one protests my constitution when it doesn't apply to them. They can fuck right the hell off about that.

>>662290452
Because the idiots are so fucked up here they put a nig nog in charge and now his sweaty nigger monkey family made the white house smell like shit while they suck Putin's dick and slowly bleed our rights. I'd do it myself if it were legal.

>>662290514
I understand that. But to be completely honest, we only mention that stuff because we know it annoys you guys.

You guys having guns bothers us as much as us not having guns bothers you Americans.