Hey /b/, what are some things that america has done to make the world better?
2. Human Flight
3. Invented the car
Internet was started at CERN..soooo
>American dominates Europe since like the 1770's.
When exactly did the U.S. declare their independency from England?
How did you ever land on then moon, when it is made of cheese? Wouldn't the flames melt the cheese and the lander would get stuck?
Just a shitload of porn. Literally nothing else.
You invented 'intelligent design', freedom fries and those scooters for fat people.
>Internet started in CERN
I'm gonna need some source on that faggot
Don't always believe some cheap ass .org article written by some patriot or low life retard.. OP on the other hand seems so fucking sure that the INTERNET started over at CERN, so I wanna know his source
Historian of technology here. Working cars-Europe. Working planes-U.S. Internet- philosophy based on mathematics that was independently developed many places.
I'm Amerifag, fyi. In reality trying to pin any single invention on any person/country is inane. The most important one is semiconductors, and that was an American lab using German developed physics theories. It's always a continuity.
The history of the Internet begins with the development of electronic computers in the 1950s. Initial concepts of packet networking originated in several computer science laboratories in the United States, Great Britain, and France. The US Department of Defense awarded contracts as early as the 1960s for packet network systems, including the development of the ARPANET (which would become the first network to use the Internet Protocol.)
And they invented bacon wrapped fries.
paid money ta humans of a greement of causing of STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CREATED/CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far of miles....of Mericans ta live of body muscle movement of eating/drink/shelter since of other than of STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CREATED/CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far of miles....so of other than of body movement of eating/drink/shelter since of brain changed/harmed of STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CREATED/CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far of miles.
>Invented the car
>mfw Germany did and Amerifag's only claim to fame is obesity
All these amerifags are technologically ahead only because of Hitler's foolishness which led to exodus of the great German and European scientists.
Even today 80% research in US is done by non-US citizens.
The only thing that a amerifat does is sit eat burgers and prepare for rebellion against muh gubment.
Don't forget about the 100 pattie burger!
> Jazz started everything
except...guess what...jazz was influenced by other things too...
you dont think classical music had a huge part to play in this? or maybe even the invention of the instruments in the first place?
you can trace any topic like this all the way back to when we were cavemen, where you stop is completely arbitrary
Black box flight recorder, Ultrasound, Orbital engine, Spray-on skin. America is great.
It's called indoctrination. Ameretards are at the same level of bias as feminazi's and (ISIS) muslims. I don't even argue with them anymore. Well over half the inventions they think is theirs, really isn't. Stop spelling "you" as 'u' though before underage b& you dipfuck
ITT: People who don't know the difference between the Internet and the World Wide Web.
>Steve jobs invented the internet
>Steve jobs invented the internet
>Steve jobs invented the internet
Russia beat Ameretard into space as well. The only reason America was able do go to the moon (if that actually happened) is because they ignored the fuck out of their tax payers and "WAR HEROES". over 25 procent of homeless people over 50 are veterans. So yeah, take pride in that kiddo's. Walk past your heroes everyday, drinking on the streets because the greatest nation on earth ABANDONED THEM. Good jaab clap clap
uh... the first record of a 'black box' flight recorder was an australian in 1953
In 1953, Australian engineer David Warren conceived a device that would record not only the instruments reading, but also the cockpit voices, when working with the Australian Research Laboratories. He built the first prototype in 1958.
Hey just popped into say that at least America didn't create the crusades or Nazi's and the only country that can compete with us in terms of actually civilization Australia love those bastards.
You haven't seen much of the world, have you?
But I'll give you inventing heavy duty office chairs.
A better question; why are people chiming in like they have anything to do with inventions made almost a century or more ago? Who gives a shit? Contributions to humanity are given value based on the person/people involved alone. Most are immigrants anyways. Fuck up outta here with your meaningless e-self-strokes. America sucks. Europe sucks. Most of the world sucks.
>Gave furries, faggots, niggers, and tumblrfags a safe place
>currently trying to give sand niggers as safe space
We're really doing wonderful things.
Being America. /thread
First car was the Karl Benz motor vvvvwvwagom (Germany).
First flight was elsewhere, although weight brothers beat everyone else top controlling pitch and yaw.
What we did do with cars is, usage of belts on assembly lines (for all manufacturing) therefore affordable to the commoners,
Carnegie grade steel, allows skyscrapers to be built.
Inoculation medicinal method introduced by an African slave in Murrica to Washington's troops in valley forge (therefore us).
Reintroduction of asymmetrical warfare to the developed world by accurate rifles and initially native war tactics.
Murrica.... what else we do. I think first production stealth bombers (I know Germans had prototype but we made them production first, bitches)
List is huge I can't really remember all.
Europe hates everything we do but they copy us at everything. Then again everyone hates eachother
That wasn't my point. At all. Yes there's some murican music in my collection. Around 15 songs from the rap phase I had as a teenager (BTNH mainly) but the rest is English and German (composers only). That makes up around 90% of my collection. I have watched some films though as well but I do not like that hollywood shit. That overacting, too many explosions shit. I'm a piano playing classical music fag. I prefere those weird ass psychological shit only England/France/Japan has to offer. Not that easily digested full body high five murica shit
Named after Johnny Past, a farmer from the middle west.
And you forgot about cattle, they were invented by Americans too, so they could make burgers out of them.
American business model?
The Brits invented capitalism, no?
And if Europe hadn't jerked off in the middle east, none of this would have happened in the first place. Of course people are going to try to make money where they can, don't act like Europe never got any oil or resources from the middle east.
That being said, not that I'm in total agreement with the way it's all being handled. Just think America takes a lot of the blame for things having to do with the west.
> The visa that gives us everyone else's top scientists
> Cordless drills (NASA)
> streets that are made for cars, not just over horse and carriage roads.
> FERRIS WHEEL (Chicago world fair)
> spray paint guns, electric powered boats, (CWF again)
That's because you as a country are fucking scary.
a few decades from now kids will be learning about how a bunch of retards fucked up their whole country with a 'war on drugs' and how they should donate food to the poor starving american children
America is dying. The middle class is shrinking. Your lack of investment in infrastructure, public healthcare and education has left your cities in decay.
The only hope I see is somebody like BERNIE SANDERS. But you fat frightened dumbass idiots prefer Trump.
And the car is German, Internet British. Dope.
>a few decades from now kids will be learning
Not in american schools. They will keep up teaching their special version of history.
And starving to death is an american freedom!
Americans are the laughing stock of the world. You are getting poorer and poorer, all the wealth being vacuumed into your elite super rich.
Your education system is terrible. Only the elites can afford to go to decent schools. The rest of you go to second rate colleges and get inferior education.
You have the highest prison population in the world.
Jesus man - open your eyes. America is in big big trouble
Well, let's see about that. Our GDP is well ahead of any other country despite a moderate population and high diversification. People from all over the world travel here for education, health care, economic mobility and liberty.
I can go on if you like. Please open YOUR eyes and put down the Workers Daily comrade.
Shouldn't have fucked up the Ottomans, (OR) remained in control over there and not let all hell break loose. Ever since then there was never any order and never will be for a long time.
War on terror isn't anything new. The Roman soldiers were told the Irish were being ruled by brutes (lied about Druids) and needed to be civilized.
> War against barbarism (essentially the same thing)
Has always been around, it makes the populace feel safe and give a reason to exploit or conquer others.
War on drugs, sure I'll take that, and not exactly in a good way.
> popcorn poppers, again from natives
> corn out of maize (feed much of the world now)
> manufactured rubber, idea from natural rubbers' usage by natives.
Maybe potatoes and tomatoes (hello Ireland and Italy), but that could very well be the Spanish since those came from Latin America.
Ford is even considered in Europe to be the best automotive manufacturer ever (top gear, or was I haven't been keeping up).
>for education, health care, economic mobility and liberty.
You ignore most of the problems and the corporate jews (yes the ones in the statistics) have all the money. Your veterans, your war heroes are homeless on the streets, children with no health insurance. All you have are wealthy jews. Good job faggot. You're not even part of it. You're part of their PLAN
kek, if you unironically think the rest of the world hates you you're literally clueless
most people abroad grow up being huge ameriboos
>falling into Trump's isolationist trap and plunging the world further into WW3
America elected this man president and ushered in a new era of peace, prosperity and personal enlightenment on a global scale. You're welcome shitty non-America.
Powerful insight. Under-rated post.
I shall continue. The US leads in technology and innovation by a considerable margin. We have successfully transitioned most low-margin dirty industry to the third world. Our government, while dysfunctional at times, is coherent and stable. Our commitment to freedom is unrivaled. Popular culture, such as it is, is dominated by US creations. Geographic diversity is comparable to any country and greatly exceeds most.
I already explained this to you.
> Europe is to blame for the middle east: Ottomans. If they took responsibility for their actions and didn't wimp out, there would have been no Saddam and friends threatening the west.
Nice spelling and a good argument.
More: freedom of press, speech and religion are guaranteed. These ideals continue to expand. Our military is occasionally abused by politicians, but has ensured the relative freedom of western Europe and further encroachment of communism is SE Asia and other areas. We lead the world in Nobel prizes.
No Saddam started multiple wars, attempted genocide, used chemical weapons on many occasions, and by these actions he had forfeited Iraqi sovereignty. His brutality easily exceeded what we see today in Iraq, which was largely caused by Obama's timidity.
And dental hygiene, which the British have only recently discovered.
This is a fair point, though I would observe the crime rate in the US is largely an artifact of our slave importation period, which is truly our darkest stain (no pun intended).
> The war on terror is a result of the chaos in the middle east which originated with the division of the Ottomans.
I'm mostly spic/native but seeing as the most racist people I've met in real life are Russians, and the most assholeish/annoying online are the French and Germans always randomly giving me shit for being an American (and never cease to talk shit about us and our automotive industry on random YouTube videos), I have to side with my home country.
Yeah there's the nationalist retards in America with all that white power bs, but there's more in Europe, and ideologically we stand for something better (although we are not perfect), equal opportunity and inclusivity of any race/nationality so long as they are of noble character.
This innocent post, simply asking for inventions, gets bombed by eurofags with insults. Probably the same faggots shouting nigger everywhere on /b and talking out of their assess all over YouTube.
Screw you guys, I'm going to sleep.
It let astronauts repair things in space, while going to the moon, something Australia will never accomplish because they're too busy rewiping and running over aborigines.
I'd like to put this shit to bed for the second time today...
"The US Department of Defense awarded contracts as early as the 1960s for packet network systems, including the development of the ARPANET (which would become the first network to use the Internet Protocol.)"
>hur dur, but muh Tim Berners-Lee and the dubya-dubya-dubya at CERN
OP said internet, faggots. WWW wouldn't exist without the internet, first. The internet, as a worldwide network, was envisioned first in the US. The US DoD funded it. And then some British faggot revised what the US already did. The first usable internet was ARPANET. It sent the first network packets over an internet protocol, from UCLA to Stanford. So suck it.
>but muh wifi! wifi was not murrican!
"In 1971, ALOHAnet connected the Hawaiian Islands with a UHF wireless packet network."
Suck it againt. The first wireless packets sent over a network happened in Hawaii.
Something Australia (or any other country in the world) isn't interested in because we all have more important things than spending millions to check out a great big, boring useless rock, something the entire world has known for a while now which is why no one, including the US, has been bothered going back there kek
We are quite free, though not as much as I'd like.
We are much less peaceful than I'd like.
I want both but I gotta say freedom comes first, even of the price is pretty high.
Look, plenty of fucked up things about the US. But since the rest of western civilization has left us holding the bag on world security for the past 75 years, I'm not gonna grade too harshly. And somewhat thanks to us, you are free to disagree.
Mate, as an Australian, I couldn't give a kangaroos anus who fully invented wifi because wifi was basically mostly the way there when radio was first a thing, and its just funny listening to you Americans bitch about Australians figuring the last piece out completely by accident as opposed to Americans actually trying kek
Actually you are somewhat right. Montana us only rank 45 in Obesity.
Still higher than in almost any other industrialized nation.
It's ok, ausfag. Just because there was a wireless network in use well before the ausfags came up with some improvements, it doesn't mean we don't appreciate your contributions to our inventions.
> wifi was basically mostly the way there when radio was first a thing
Yes, which means that whoever implemented a successful wireless network, using this existing technology, are the inventors, tight?
>Australians figuring the last piece out
There have been many improvements to wireless networks since the Aussies go t to them, and I seriously doubt that wireless networks are done developing.
> solar system, earth doomed
> useless space exploration
Kek. Good, good, let the butthurt flow.
Oops forgot to mention NASA is less than one tenth ( > 0.1 %) of the national budget. Tons of useless money, huh m8?
> "Forget about cosmology, me mum's a cunt!"
Defected.. in this case IMPROVED to USA
The other anon was right, Wifi did start in Hawaii as ALOHAnet in 1971 which was the forerunner of Ethernet and IEEE 802.11 Protocols but largely remained unchanged due to slow speeds and unreliability until the early 90's when 2 Australian electrical engineers working for CSIRO were working on an experiment to detect exploding mini black holes the size of an atomic particle, which failed, the results led to the patent of how to unsmear the signal leading way to 802.11a, 802.11g and 802.11n, which is what we use today.
>restricting rights of law-abiding citizens
I'm completely okay with the loss of firearms if that's what you're talking about because its not the 17th century anymore because the government has tanks and drones and the nignogs have nothing.
>letting other countries defend them
We haven't needed defending since WWII but if the US wants to spend more than is needed being world police while we actually look after our citizens then go right ahead Mr Obama.
I guess we'll just get tanks and drones and have the military kill nig nogs killed at every moment it's needed then without question won't we? Well since that do much simpler why didn't we ever do that before? Golly! I guess no one has ANY other uses for guns after all.
And its why we don't.
I don't have issues with the the fact the US has guns, its like a person being raised with guns all through their childhood and now they've entered the rebel teenage phase. I just don't get it when every american doesn't get cultural differences and immediately shouts "WHYD YOU AUSFAGS GET RID OF ALL YOUR GUNS? YOU GUYS MUST BE RETARDED TO GIVE AWAY ALL YOUR RIGHTS".
>I guess we'll just get tanks and drones and have the military kill nig nogs killed at every moment it's needed then without question won't we?
The real question is why haven't you done that already. Nignogs seem to be the root of all your gun problems and its not like anyone other than the niggs is gonna miss them.
Well it's like when Ausfags protest our having guns. I don't care if you guys do what you got to do to live but no one protests my constitution when it doesn't apply to them. They can fuck right the hell off about that.
Because the idiots are so fucked up here they put a nig nog in charge and now his sweaty nigger monkey family made the white house smell like shit while they suck Putin's dick and slowly bleed our rights. I'd do it myself if it were legal.
I understand that. But to be completely honest, we only mention that stuff because we know it annoys you guys.
You guys having guns bothers us as much as us not having guns bothers you Americans.