What would /b/ do to Chloe Moretz?

nah

she's not the kind of girl you fuck or bang

she's the kind of girl you make sweet gently love to for hours and hours

of course I'm posting on /b/ so I'll never do either

so I guess I'll fap to her like everyone else

>>662227777
dub trips quints of truth

>>662227583
Nothing. She vaguely resembles a male cousin of mine, so she doesn't do shit for me.

>bowl of eggs

>>662227905
I honestly think she's an ass slut.

>>662227905
>>>662227777
>dub trips quints of truth

Do you even math, bro?

be nice to her so that she´ll be nice to me.

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>>662227583
Kiss her mouth

>>662227777
dat fucking get

quints are gospel of chloe

>>662228478
How about getting her to suck your cock?

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>>662227777
I agree with this

>>662228245
no, apparently. I guess this place is really taking a toll on me.

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>>662228625
Sure

But it's not my first choice

>>662228877
What would your first choice be?

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>>662227777

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>>662227583
she's very fat

lick her armpits and then clean out her nostrils with my tongue

>>662227583
Chain her in the basement. It's kind of my thing.

First, I'd suck on her toes for a while, lick her soles nice and wet and then make her give me a slow, soft footjob

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>>662227777
perfection

>>662229290
I will help you with that.

>>662227583
Lubeless, raw buttfucking.

>>662229328
mmm sounds hot. i want to lick her new tattoo also

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>>662229001
marriage and/or >>662227777

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>>662227777

>>662229585
Got any pics of it? What would you do else to her pretty, little feet?

>>662229579
Trust me when she starts crying for you to stop just make she bleeds.

>>662230347
God I would love to piss in her mouth.

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>>662230528
why?

>>662229912
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I would totally lick them and let her stick her toe in my ass if she wanted

>>662230528
fuck yeah! and watch her drink it as it comes out of her mouth and runs down her sexy chin and neck

Get her into an affair which would cause more chaos than Chelsea Clinton becoming one of the "front-runner" candidates for taking office in that top position we're all raving about, for which I'll let you debate on whether or not that itself is would be a crazier affair than the nuclear deal on Iran.

Fucking marry

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>>662227583
I just wanna lick and fuck her tight ass so hard

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Can I just be quiet and post pics. Bathing in her sunlight

>>662231991
as long as we get to masturbate and have our way with her, sure.

>>662227583
Tell her she's fucking ugly.

>>662231991
I want her to worship my cock.

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>>662231991

>>662232306
then done

>>662227954
For reals, she is fugly.

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>>662232559

>>662227583
I would love to lick her asshole

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>>662232719

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>>662227583
https://youtu.be/-wZ7PFv9qoY
Party Van? No thanks!

>>662232719
Man hands and butterface

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>>662232926

>>662232895

>>662233292
god damn I wanna eat her pussy

Just a quick reminder that Jordyn Jones can freestyle pretty good
https://www.instagram.com/p/_fvH6aqFgz/

>>662232895
I would be her toilet

>>662227583
si se la rezampo hasta que le salga por la boca

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>>662233061

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>>662227777

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most of /b/ would put their dick in any warm wet hole as long as its white

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>>662234039

>>662227583
given the vast disparity of our leagues, i'd prolly just hang out with her, offer to cook for her (professional food geek) and ask all the same stupid questions she gets asked on a regular basis.

>>662233690
It's trickay! trickay? trickay! trickay? trickay!
https://www.instagram.com/p/-fzkerqFp_/

>>662232953
Sauce

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>>662227777
Fucking christ

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>>662234667

>>662234667
>>662234731

>ywn be that sponge
;_;

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id just watch her make sexy faces all day

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>>662227777
Dubs 2 trips 2 quads. You motherfucker.

>>662234440
she does gymnastics too apparently
https://www.instagram.com/p/_zY5umqFlN/

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>>662227777
preach it, lord of gets

>>662227777
the lord of numbers has spoken

none of you will ever get close to her

>>662234975
But she looks like she has downs...

>>662235442

Erect now.

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>>662234975
I want to help her make them

>>662235442
I want to lick her right calf muscle in the beginning while it's flexed.

>>662235442
who else wanted her to stab the bunny

>>662234667
>>662234731
this is an edit right?

>>662235814
I want to lick her legs all the time tbh

>>662234667
>>662234731
Obviously a body double, but I'm curious. Sauce?

>>662236169
Same. I like when she's standing getting pictures taken, or candid still shots of her standing on the side walk, I just wish I was sitting indian-style behind her licking her legs.

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>>662236169
Why not?

>>662236925

hnnnggg

>>662227583
She has like no ass or tits. Just a pretty face. That's it. I would have a conversation with her.

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>>662237194
Why not kiss her pretty face?

>>662237422
I'm guess I would but she's nothing special. Lol

>>662227583
Anything she would allow. "except butt stuff"

>>662237422

I would do much more than that :3

>>662237661
4u

>>662237812
>he wouldn't cum deep in chloe's ass
what are you, gay?

>>662234731
white fingernails on body double, regular on mortez.

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>>662238690
wow holy shit you are a fucking genius, nothing is getting past you

>>662238795
when chloe drives through /b/'s neighborhood
>that feel when she still watches

>>662228478
How's my cum taste faggot?

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>>662239200

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>>662238690

I have 644 pictures of her.

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>"Want to try some?"

>>662240010
can i try some in the vagina bowl?

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>>662239909
I have 9,740

>>662240010
yeah let me dip my dick in it then watch you eat it

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Remind her to spay/neuter her pets

>>662240010
I can't even imagine tasting a spoon that has been in her mouth. It would be heaven

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>>662240010
Her hands are really big

>>662227583
Shake her hand. Ask to take a selfie with. Maybe get her autograph if there's a pen handy.

>>662240610
better to grab your dick with anon

>>662240728
false, tiny hands are superior for cock handling

>>662240869
meh it was a red riding hood reference, but what evs

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>>662240728
She'd crush it like a ziploc full of chunky jello

>>662240249
>9,740
dude why?

you're like one of those guys that has 800 songs on his phone
you're never gonna listen to all of them and I bet you're never gonna fap to all of the 9000 pictures

Was there nudes of her? or is someone lying to me.

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>>662241290
Not everything is about fapping, hombre

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>>662241558
this was said to be her but i dont know

>>662241558
no confirmed nudes, afaik

>>662227777
Amen.

Don't tell me its just me who thinks she looks really weird right? Can't just be me who thinks this.

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>>662241781

>>662241781
Zomg that mouth, it actually might be her.

>>662241763
that may be true

still
having over 9000 pics of someone makes you a really over-dedicated stalker, imo
but hey, as long as you're happy with it everythings fine

>>662227583
http://chatrou972.tumblr.com/image/127073055634

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>>662227777
This.

>>662240249
>I have 9,740
dump please

>>662241290
The question you should be asking is why don't YOU have 9,740 pictures of Cloe?

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>>662241290
>>662240249
>>662243082

>>662243051
mmmm wittle chloe

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>>662242691
I just like her is all. She makes me smile.

>>662243082
You want anything specific?

>>662230645
she's 18, faggot

Be the good husband that she deserves to have, support her in tough times, decisions and whatever she feels like doing. Give her kids and a beautiful family plus take care of her until her last breath(Or my last breath).

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>>662227777
those quads have aroused me

>>662243082
I have around 400 pictures and I'm perfectly fine with this

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>>662227777
You should probably send a screenshot of this to her.

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>>662227777

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Make her take a bath and then eat ass and pussy.

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>>662244143

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>>662244265

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>>662243773
here's one more

>tfw I'll never race Chloë side by side

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>>662244381

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>>662244450
Horse is faster.

trying to decide to mbate to her sexy nose fantasizing about licking inside it and fucking it
or mbate to little chloe

decisions decisions

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>mfw this is what white people actually find attractive
Why is the white race so cucked?

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>>662244450

>>662244512
you think she ever sucked that horses dick?

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>>662244736
Her tiny hiney is best.

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>>662244682
Fuck off image.jpg

Horses top out at 45mph and are smelly

>>662244935
I think I've jerked off to every body part of hers

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>>662244886
Looks like a female horse, so doubt it.

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>>662244736

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>>662245037
Ok but that go kart isn't going 45.

>>662245380
mmmmmmm

>>662245095
me too
well at least the visible ones
god I'd love to fap to her clit
or her pubes

>>662245243
touche

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>>662244746
Isn't your time about up on the public library computer, tyshawn?

>>662245505
exactly. I've jerked off to her pits, ass, tits, lips, ears, nose, stomach, arms, feet, legs, just about everything.
If we ever get a pube slip, that'd be heaven.

>>662245750
One can dream

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>>662245468
Only because it's governed

>>662227583
Marry her, or failing that, eat her ass.

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>>662246051
I have lots of dreams about her. She's always a bitch in my dreams but I get to smack her around because of it.

>>662245750
we'll get on in 20 years when her career is waning and by then her pussy will be all blown out

sorry to kill the fantasy but its true

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>>662245750
I don't think she has any, she's a fucking millennial after all

The fuck is wrong with her top lip?