Omegle Thread because we haven't had one in a while
>go to Omegle
>put tumblr, suicide, emo, feminism in your interests
>go to text chat
> "Hi, this is Dan."
>post results
>>662045566
deoing it now, 1 min
>>662045566
there you go :)
>>662046672
I kek'd a little bit
new one coming, this ones a zozzle
This ones top ZOZZLE
>>662048104
That one was quite the Wizzle
>>662048104
KEK IM DEAD
Railed
ez
>>662048104
>"is this an ambush"
topkek
I see you /b/
>>662046672
nice
>>662048104
top shozz
>>662049316
>>662049395
Its pretty lit huh
>>662045566
>Hi, this is Dan.
>>662049944
Where the fuck is Dan?
>>662048104
Kektastic!
was this one of you? did i get got? I was just confused
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like suicide, emo, and tumblr.
Stranger: Hi I'm dan
You: Hi, I'm Dan as well.
You: Nice to meet you dan.
You: Dan is a good name isn't it.
Stranger: Dan? Is that u?
You: Yes dan it's me.
Stranger: I'm dansexual
You: Are you my brother dan who was sold at a young age?
Stranger: Wbu
Stranger: Yes
You: I'm just dan.
Stranger: I like ppl that are named Dan
You: So do I.
Stranger: Gives me a boner
You: Yeah.
You: People should all be named Dan.
You: My mother's named dan.
You: So is my father.
You: My dog was.
Stranger: Sometimes I touch myself to go to sleep Dan
You: It's Natural Dan.
Stranger: Yes but I only touch myself to only Dan names
You: That's how it should be.
Stranger: Never change?
You: Touching yourself to non Dans is not a dan thing to do.
You: Change is for Jebs.
Stranger: Now that's dandy
You: I must go, my Dans need me.
Stranger: Jebs lol
>>662045566
I'm pretty much beta sorry Dan if I can't talk much
>>662051664
>not a screenshot
>>662051817
Dan it's me, other Dan.
kek
Bumperino
>when you cant find any /b/ros :(
>>662049376
Go back to Twitter
>>662052348
Told you i'd see you on /b/ <3
>>662052423
I only find /b/ros
>>662046997
You yaagl'ed
>>662050135
Back to twitter
About to get on! I'll look for you /b/ros
Short and sweet <3
>>662048104
>Is this an ambush
http://logs.omegle.com/bb2d92c4
>>662053827
topkek
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like emo.
You: hi it is dan
Stranger: hi dan
Stranger: its paula
Stranger: cx
You: hi paula. is you sad like Dan?
You: do you blled like Dan?
You: do you smoke dank w33d like Dan?
Stranger: no...
You: why not? i like dank w33d
Stranger: are you sad?
You: i is sad
Stranger: why?
You: i is very sad
Stranger: why?!
You: i is stuck cat in blender
You: he no live
You: i sad
You: i didnt mean to
You: i cry
You: i bleed
Stranger: what did you do?!
You: i is put my cat in blender
You: i dont mean to
You: i so sorry
Stranger: its okay
Stranger: dont worry
You: ok. you a female?
Stranger: yep
You: ok. females make me calm. before i eat them of course
Stranger: okay lol
You: you seem tasty
You: please let me eat your ovaries
Stranger: sure
Stranger: eat it
You: thank you female
You: can i eat cat?
Stranger: okay
You: plox
You: yes? ok. what else i stick in blender?
Stranger: idk
You: i stick you? maybe my THROBBING 18 INCH PENIS
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: really? xD
You: really. i like blending things
You: the police are after me for blending the girl next door
You: they say i need help
Stranger: you need help
You: i leanred the word throbbing today
You: what kind female?
http://logs.omegle.com/977d26f
top kek
>>662054214
sAYS IT IS SPAM CANNOT GET REST
http://logs.omegle.com/bf8480c if you see an emo type M, Type Mmm.
This is great
>>662051321
Zozzled at being just as confused as you
Well got this one from "Feminism"
>>662048104
http://logs.omegle.com/a9e751a
http://logs.omegle.com/a9e751a Top fucking kek
>>662055854
Kek'd
fuck, they know
>>662048104
>>662056147
Kek
wen an anon kalls u cancer
http://logs.omegle.com/9a5ce24
;0;
kek, they know
I win
On phone did best I could still kek'd
>>662056905
Holy Kek
>>662056905
laughing at 4am
good work anon
>>662053827
Kekd pretty hard
I think they're getting annoyed.
>>662056905
You're right, you win.
>>662057107
Nazoid? Nasood?
>>662056905
top kek
>>662056905
Stranger: Hi. im Trevor, what's your name
You: Hi, I'm Dan
Stranger has disconnected.
>>662057658
>Dan is the name, Population Control is the game
HOLLLLY SHIIIT
Hssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
>>662057658
>I love you emily
fucking lost
Caught another /b/tard
>>662057841
>>662057658
Yes
>tfw you finally get connected with someone but don't know what to say
>>662058385
>Hi, this is Dan
Clueless Cis white male scum not kek enough for me
Kek.
Zozzle
Hi Marco
Hey anon, when I sent you the address for the pizza, I didn't get to finish. Did you want sauce drizzle or not? How about crust flavor? I still didn't send it man.
>>662051321
you... this is the saddest thing i've seen all day.
killyourself/10
One of you told somebody their location. Tell me the location to fuck with them.
fucking hell
>>662051664
Fucking lost it at "Dansexual".
kek, k den
>mfw he thought i was a grill
http://logs.omegle.com/d9a7540
literally proof of a fucking fag (Probably not even from /b/)
>>662051664
Cringe
>>662060421
That was me
>>662045566
Its funny, because my name it´s Dan
Emos aint takin it lightly
>>662045566
Hey man, emos not so bad. American football is pretty patrician
Found another Dan.
>>662060198
https://dat.fgtsi.org/b/1451603105430.png
can't delete it man :')
http://logs.omegle.com/d289622
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: I fap to dead children
Stranger has disconnected.
Got a nigger here
kljasd
I won
>>662058621
My gift to you
Dan is lonely.
anyone else here getting alot of afks/no response?
anyone know how to get unbanned from omegle vid chat?
will post some wins of mine if you tell me PLZ xD
It must be destiny
I love emus
>>662045566
quads get
>>662061797
I am.
hey you fucking weenies, try asking this when you meet someone;
What do you want on your pizza?
then just do all the shit while fucking with the.
Works with me.
>>662061995
4 off
>>662048104
>OG Mudbone
Sidesinorbit.wav
>>662061912
Haha, pretty funny man
>>662061998
Almosy trips
>>662061813
blocks via ip, use a proxy
kek
Damn yall are retards
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like suicide, feminism, and emo.
You: Hi, this is Dan
Stranger: Dan
You: Dan wants to know why you're sad
Stranger: pleasure to meet you Dan im Dan aswel
Stranger: post this annon
You: Hi Dan
You: I'm Dan
You: Who's anon?
Stranger: do you like the name Dan
You: I am Dan
You: I like Dan
You: Dan is my name
Stranger: why are you Emo Dan
You: Dan is sad
Stranger: Dan is sad to
Stranger: Dan doesent like the Name Dan
You: Dan's girlfriend is a cheating whore
You: so Dan cuts himself
Stranger: Dans Sister doesent show nudes so Dan Goes on /b/
Stranger: kek
You: Introduce Dan to Dan's sister
You: Dan get the nudes for you
Stranger: only if Dan introduces Dans Cheating Gf
You: You fuck Dans cheating ex gf
You: I fuck Dans sister?
Stranger: Its a deal Dan
You: Ok Dan
You: Expect a letter from Dan in 2 days
You have disconnected.
boom
>>662062220
ugh i've tried so many proxies but none seem to work. you know of any good ones that work for jewmegle?
tbh finding girls is so easy on there. i just strip to my briefs and start talking to chicks and get them to strip for me. easy as fuck.
Top zoz
Don't worry Zozzle, that chat will stay between me and you.
Dan approves
>>662045566
feeling the hate
>>662062672
Kek
Someone emo feg gave his kik.
persondude12
WHERE ARE YOU ANON, YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD.
>i love you
>>662062672
that was me.
rofl
>>662063055
AYE LMAO HOW ARE YOU MOTHER FUCKER?
>>662062577
I dont think tor works but i havent checked, they probably have the tor exit nodes blacklisted. might as well try.
http://logs.omegle.com/872af748
not so trolly but still a decent convo
Kek
http://logs.omegle.com/a8758f4
heyyyy
>>662063026
Saw him too m8
Yay
oi that role play was hell shit
>>662063573
hey thats me
>>662063586
what roleplay
Stranger: Male Kik: Punk_chicano
>I think he means kek
http://logs.omegle.com/585d034
>>662063586
that was me. i fucked up
>>662051664
>>662051817
WAIT A SECOND
Nuther kik fag Xxgummybearzfryzxx
>18+ chan..
http://shorten-url.com/jTHOk
>>662063784
was this you?
>>662045566
Dan the man
>>662051321
It's a chat bot! You just got trolled by ai
I love you anon
>>662064001
No, i just saw him
>>662063910
it was getting a bit sexual
>>662046672
kek
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism, and emo.
You: Hi, this is Dan
Stranger: hi
Stranger: my name is kelly
You: Dan likes Kellys name
Stranger: :O :)
Stranger: really!!
You: Is Kelly emo like Dan
Stranger: a little
You: Dan goes to sleep sad, are you sad
Stranger: mainly because of the abuse I've received as a result of my transgenderism
Stranger: sometimes
You: Have you thought of suicide?
Stranger: occasionally
Stranger: but I don't think i would do it
You: Try hillium it is painless
Stranger: i have a lot of tumblr friends and am part of a steam group for trans people
You: Dans dad did helium
Stranger: that is sad about ur dad
Stranger: is dan horny
You: Dan love horns
Stranger: what does dan identify as
Stranger: i identify as a nongender, but sometimes both sides come out
Stranger: i have one side which is kelly
You: Dan is nothing
Stranger: and the other which is...
Stranger: Dan
You: /b/ro
Stranger: what?
Stranger: why the //
Stranger: bro is pretty offensive actually considering im nongender
You: Dan is trying to show that he does not mean to put you into a gender catagory
You: Dan is sowwy
Stranger: oh i see now, i appreciate that thank you
Stranger: my other side is coming
Stranger: oh god, i can't stop!!!
Stranger: "Hi, this is Dan."
You: Hi, Dan
You: I like the name Dan
Stranger: fuck u dan u asshole, go away!!!
kelli is on omegle now
You: Did you mother name you Dan?
You: just like me
Stranger: "Kelli, you are weak. Give up"
Stranger: if that's what u want dan!!
You: Dan
You: Join us
Stranger: im gonna kill myself
Stranger has disconnected.
>>662064076
wrong one
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like emo.
You: Hi
Stranger: hellop
You: How are you?
Stranger: I'm peachy wbu
You: I'm a bit dan atm
You: *down
Stranger: yeah me too
You: Why?
You: Tell Dan all about it
Stranger: who?
You: Dan
You: I'm Dan
Stranger: oh lol
You: Dan lol'd too
Stranger: I'm Mekayla
You: Hi Mekayla
You: I'm Dan
Stranger: but anyways I found out that my boyfriend likes this other girl
You: Dan is sorry for you
You: Dan will be your new boyfriend
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: I didn't break up with him
You: Dan was thinking ahead
Stranger: okey......
You: Dan looks forward to the day.....
Stranger: Dan is creeping Mekayla out rn
You: Dan is saddened by this :(
Stranger: don't be
Stranger has disconnected.
dan is love dan is life
>>662045566
>>662062079
That would be trips retard. Not quads.
Do I win?
When this thread 404s gotta start a new one
hey what do you want on your pizza?
this is how you dan
KEK
Fuck you stranger
>>662064674
what program is that
do i win?
>>662064757
YOU BITCHES LEFT MY ORDER
MY FUCKING ORDER
I WAS THE ONLY GUY ASKING IF YOU GUYS WANTED PIZZA
Well u heard her...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like suicide, feminism, emo, and tumblr.
Stranger: Hi, this is dan
You: Hi, this is dan
Stranger: hello
You: wait
You: is this dan
Stranger: WOT
Stranger: FUCKING IMPERSONATOR
You: OMFG
Stranger: I AM DAN
Stranger: WTF
You: IM CALLING THE DUBS POLICE
Stranger: IM CALLING THE TRIPS POLICE
You: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK
http://logs.omegle.com/3f32c71
topkek
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism, and tumblr.
Stranger: Hey
You: Hi
Stranger: Im Alice
You: This is Dan
You: Dan will be Alice's Mad Hatter
Stranger: Hello Dan. I'm letting you know as a strong wyman I am offended by this
Stranger: You should be ashamed
You: Dan likes a strong woman
Stranger: Of course. Rape is OK and should be legalized
You: Dan has the weirdest boner now
Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like emo, and tumblr.
Stranger: hey
You: Hi this is dan
Stranger: hi dan
Stranger: im rene
You: Dan is sad
Stranger: why?
You: because people just don't understand the plights of the poor
Stranger: oh im sorry
You: thos damn republicans
Stranger: i wouldnt know lol, i am only 15
You: am I right?
Stranger: yea ig
Stranger: how old are you?
You: well that's it for Dan back to the slave basement
You have disconnected.
top zozzle
>>662064995
NO IM DAN FUCKER!
>>662064674
bump
Danova witness
>>662065466
Ayyye lmao
Dan is in need of a Zozzleâ„¢.
We've started trolling each other. I love it.
>>662064070
>>662062660
/b/ for life love you too annon
whelp, i got banned
>>662051989
Keked so hard
Lmao
I think somebody got mad.
>>662055148
kek
I GOT YOU GOOD MOTHER FUCKER
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like emo.
You: hi
Stranger: Hi This is Dan
You: Hi im emma
Stranger: Dan wants to know how Emma is?
You: Emme are very kek today
Stranger: Is Emma a troll?
Stranger: Or a bot?
You: emma is dan from the futer
Stranger: Or from /b/
You: /b/tard
You: all heil 9gag amirite
Stranger: 9gag is crap brosku
Stranger: I
You: lol jk reddit 4 life
Stranger: Even worse
You: change it to Hi, this is DAD
You: much keker
Stranger: Check out horseclops thread on reddit is about some random stuff
You: wow much kek very zozle
Stranger: Is Emma real?
You: emma is pressedim
You: emma is very real
Stranger: Totally zozle
You: zozzle reddit fag
Stranger: Naw bro
Stranger: /b/ all the way
Stranger: Reddit is for panzey ass fags
You: reddit.com/r/b/
You: seems legit
You: reddit fag
Stranger: Totally
You: get 4chan faggoat
Stranger: Kik?
You: *kek
Stranger: No one likes reddit
You: REDDIT IS BETTER BECUASE YOU CAN BE BETTER WITH NAME WHO WANTS ANON AMRITE
Stranger: You have a peanut brain my friend cheers you going on /b/ omegle thread
You: you too
You: Ill see you there
You: :)
Stranger: Cheers my friend
>>662065966
how the fuck do u get banned from omegle chat
>>662066326
you fucking autist learn how to screenshot.
Just 4 u m9
>>662066630
Eyyyy I am watchin it for ya m8
>>662066557
Urm... Omegle does it for you...
1/2
>>662066630
was looking for that.
>>662066497
i dont even fucking know. i just told someone to inhale my half dick
2/2
>>662045566
I call this one, Dan the Suicidal Faggot Man
Be dan
Top Kek
>>662066880
NEW THREAD
http://logs.omegle.com/d07b536e
top kek
>>662066919
TOP ZOZZLE
>>662064913
Ayy lmao
>>662048104
Sasha added me on snapchat, what do?
Omegle is full with fucking honneypots for pedos... You cant fap in peace... fucking shitty site
>>662067089
You might even say it was... TOP KEKZEL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What the fuck just happened?
>>662045566
cat and mouse shit is getting trickier
>>662067279
Please stop.
FUCKING NORMIE
THEY'RE GETTING SMARTER
>>662067705
forgot pic -_-
>fuck the emos
This is gold
>>662067356
best yet
ZOZZLE
Kind of long, but jesus this kid was fucking cringey as hell.
>>662067857
topkek
Question to discuss:
Dan has Hitler fetish. What do?
Stranger 1: suicida
Stranger 1: is always optiona
Stranger 2: Fuck you Dan.
Stranger 1: niggera
Stranger 1: noggera
Stranger 1: asshola
Stranger 1: clogga
Stranger 1: :))
Stranger 1 has disconnected
>>662067196
Get noods.