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Omegle Thread because we haven't had one in a while >go

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Omegle Thread because we haven't had one in a while

>go to Omegle
>put tumblr, suicide, emo, feminism in your interests
>go to text chat
> "Hi, this is Dan."
>post results
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>>662045566
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deoing it now, 1 min
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>>662045566
there you go :)
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>>662046672
I kek'd a little bit
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new one coming, this ones a zozzle
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This ones top ZOZZLE
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>>662048104
That one was quite the Wizzle
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>>662048104
KEK IM DEAD
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Railed
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ez
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>>662048104
>"is this an ambush"

topkek
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I see you /b/
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>>662046672
nice
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>>662048104
top shozz
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>>662049316
>>662049395
Its pretty lit huh
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>>662045566
>Hi, this is Dan.
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>>662049944
Where the fuck is Dan?
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>>662048104
Kektastic!
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was this one of you? did i get got? I was just confused
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like suicide, emo, and tumblr.
Stranger: Hi I'm dan
You: Hi, I'm Dan as well.
You: Nice to meet you dan.
You: Dan is a good name isn't it.
Stranger: Dan? Is that u?
You: Yes dan it's me.
Stranger: I'm dansexual
You: Are you my brother dan who was sold at a young age?
Stranger: Wbu
Stranger: Yes
You: I'm just dan.
Stranger: I like ppl that are named Dan
You: So do I.
Stranger: Gives me a boner
You: Yeah.
You: People should all be named Dan.
You: My mother's named dan.
You: So is my father.
You: My dog was.
Stranger: Sometimes I touch myself to go to sleep Dan
You: It's Natural Dan.
Stranger: Yes but I only touch myself to only Dan names
You: That's how it should be.
Stranger: Never change?
You: Touching yourself to non Dans is not a dan thing to do.
You: Change is for Jebs.
Stranger: Now that's dandy
You: I must go, my Dans need me.
Stranger: Jebs lol
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>>662045566
I'm pretty much beta sorry Dan if I can't talk much
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>>662051664
>not a screenshot
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>>662051817
Dan it's me, other Dan.
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kek
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Bumperino
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>when you cant find any /b/ros :(
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>>662049376
Go back to Twitter
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>>662052348
Told you i'd see you on /b/ <3
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>>662052423
I only find /b/ros
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>>662046997
You yaagl'ed
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>>662050135
Back to twitter
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About to get on! I'll look for you /b/ros
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Short and sweet <3
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>>662048104
>Is this an ambush
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http://logs.omegle.com/bb2d92c4
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>>662053827
topkek
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like emo.
You: hi it is dan
Stranger: hi dan
Stranger: its paula
Stranger: cx
You: hi paula. is you sad like Dan?
You: do you blled like Dan?
You: do you smoke dank w33d like Dan?
Stranger: no...
You: why not? i like dank w33d
Stranger: are you sad?
You: i is sad
Stranger: why?
You: i is very sad
Stranger: why?!
You: i is stuck cat in blender
You: he no live
You: i sad
You: i didnt mean to
You: i cry
You: i bleed
Stranger: what did you do?!
You: i is put my cat in blender
You: i dont mean to
You: i so sorry
Stranger: its okay
Stranger: dont worry
You: ok. you a female?
Stranger: yep
You: ok. females make me calm. before i eat them of course
Stranger: okay lol
You: you seem tasty
You: please let me eat your ovaries
Stranger: sure
Stranger: eat it
You: thank you female
You: can i eat cat?
Stranger: okay
You: plox
You: yes? ok. what else i stick in blender?
Stranger: idk
You: i stick you? maybe my THROBBING 18 INCH PENIS
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: really? xD
You: really. i like blending things
You: the police are after me for blending the girl next door
You: they say i need help
Stranger: you need help
You: i leanred the word throbbing today
You: what kind female?
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http://logs.omegle.com/977d26f
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top kek
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>>662054214
sAYS IT IS SPAM CANNOT GET REST
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http://logs.omegle.com/bf8480c if you see an emo type M, Type Mmm.
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This is great
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>>662051321
Zozzled at being just as confused as you
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Well got this one from "Feminism"
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>>662048104
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http://logs.omegle.com/a9e751a
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http://logs.omegle.com/a9e751a Top fucking kek
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>>662055854
Kek'd
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fuck, they know
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>>662048104
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>>662056147
Kek
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wen an anon kalls u cancer

http://logs.omegle.com/9a5ce24

;0;
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kek, they know
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I win
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On phone did best I could still kek'd
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>>662056905
Holy Kek
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>>662056905
laughing at 4am
good work anon
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>>662053827
Kekd pretty hard
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I think they're getting annoyed.
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>>662056905
You're right, you win.
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>>662057107
Nazoid? Nasood?
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>>662056905
top kek
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>>662056905
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Stranger: Hi. im Trevor, what's your name

You: Hi, I'm Dan

Stranger has disconnected.
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>>662057658
>Dan is the name, Population Control is the game

HOLLLLY SHIIIT
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Hssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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>>662057658
>I love you emily

fucking lost
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Caught another /b/tard
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>>662057841
>>662057658
Yes
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>tfw you finally get connected with someone but don't know what to say
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>>662058385
>Hi, this is Dan
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Clueless Cis white male scum not kek enough for me
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Kek.
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Zozzle
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Hi Marco
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Hey anon, when I sent you the address for the pizza, I didn't get to finish. Did you want sauce drizzle or not? How about crust flavor? I still didn't send it man.
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>>662051321
you... this is the saddest thing i've seen all day.

killyourself/10
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One of you told somebody their location. Tell me the location to fuck with them.
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fucking hell
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>>662051664
Fucking lost it at "Dansexual".
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kek, k den
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>mfw he thought i was a grill
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http://logs.omegle.com/d9a7540

literally proof of a fucking fag (Probably not even from /b/)
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>>662051664
Cringe
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>>662060421
That was me
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>>662045566
Its funny, because my name it´s Dan
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Emos aint takin it lightly
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>>662045566
Hey man, emos not so bad. American football is pretty patrician
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Found another Dan.
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>>662060198
https://dat.fgtsi.org/b/1451603105430.png

can't delete it man :')
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http://logs.omegle.com/d289622
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: I fap to dead children
Stranger has disconnected.
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Got a nigger here
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kljasd
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I won
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>>662058621

My gift to you
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Dan is lonely.
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anyone else here getting alot of afks/no response?
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anyone know how to get unbanned from omegle vid chat?

will post some wins of mine if you tell me PLZ xD
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It must be destiny
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I love emus
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>>662045566
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quads get
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>>662061797
I am.
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hey you fucking weenies, try asking this when you meet someone;

What do you want on your pizza?

then just do all the shit while fucking with the.


Works with me.
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>>662061995
4 off
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>>662048104
>OG Mudbone
Sidesinorbit.wav
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>>662061912
Haha, pretty funny man
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>>662061998
Almosy trips
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>>662061813
blocks via ip, use a proxy
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kek
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Damn yall are retards
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like suicide, feminism, and emo.
You: Hi, this is Dan
Stranger: Dan
You: Dan wants to know why you're sad
Stranger: pleasure to meet you Dan im Dan aswel
Stranger: post this annon
You: Hi Dan
You: I'm Dan
You: Who's anon?
Stranger: do you like the name Dan
You: I am Dan
You: I like Dan
You: Dan is my name
Stranger: why are you Emo Dan
You: Dan is sad
Stranger: Dan is sad to
Stranger: Dan doesent like the Name Dan
You: Dan's girlfriend is a cheating whore
You: so Dan cuts himself
Stranger: Dans Sister doesent show nudes so Dan Goes on /b/
Stranger: kek
You: Introduce Dan to Dan's sister
You: Dan get the nudes for you
Stranger: only if Dan introduces Dans Cheating Gf
You: You fuck Dans cheating ex gf
You: I fuck Dans sister?
Stranger: Its a deal Dan
You: Ok Dan
You: Expect a letter from Dan in 2 days
You have disconnected.
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boom
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>>662062220

ugh i've tried so many proxies but none seem to work. you know of any good ones that work for jewmegle?

tbh finding girls is so easy on there. i just strip to my briefs and start talking to chicks and get them to strip for me. easy as fuck.
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Top zoz
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Don't worry Zozzle, that chat will stay between me and you.
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Dan approves
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>>662045566
feeling the hate
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>>662062672
Kek
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Someone emo feg gave his kik.
persondude12
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WHERE ARE YOU ANON, YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD.
>i love you
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>>662062672
that was me.
rofl
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>>662063055
AYE LMAO HOW ARE YOU MOTHER FUCKER?
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>>662062577
I dont think tor works but i havent checked, they probably have the tor exit nodes blacklisted. might as well try.
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>>662045566
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http://logs.omegle.com/872af748

not so trolly but still a decent convo
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Kek
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http://logs.omegle.com/a8758f4

heyyyy
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>>662063026
Saw him too m8
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Yay
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oi that role play was hell shit
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>>662063573
hey thats me
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>>662063586
what roleplay
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Stranger: Male Kik: Punk_chicano

>I think he means kek
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http://logs.omegle.com/585d034
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>>662063586
that was me. i fucked up
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>>662051664
>>662051817
WAIT A SECOND
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Nuther kik fag Xxgummybearzfryzxx
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>18+ chan..

http://shorten-url.com/jTHOk
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>>662063784
was this you?
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>>662045566
Dan the man
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>>662051321
It's a chat bot! You just got trolled by ai
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I love you anon
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>>662064001
No, i just saw him
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>>662063910
it was getting a bit sexual
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>>662046672
kek
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism, and emo.
You: Hi, this is Dan
Stranger: hi
Stranger: my name is kelly
You: Dan likes Kellys name
Stranger: :O :)
Stranger: really!!
You: Is Kelly emo like Dan
Stranger: a little
You: Dan goes to sleep sad, are you sad
Stranger: mainly because of the abuse I've received as a result of my transgenderism
Stranger: sometimes
You: Have you thought of suicide?
Stranger: occasionally
Stranger: but I don't think i would do it
You: Try hillium it is painless
Stranger: i have a lot of tumblr friends and am part of a steam group for trans people
You: Dans dad did helium
Stranger: that is sad about ur dad
Stranger: is dan horny
You: Dan love horns
Stranger: what does dan identify as
Stranger: i identify as a nongender, but sometimes both sides come out
Stranger: i have one side which is kelly
You: Dan is nothing
Stranger: and the other which is...
Stranger: Dan
You: /b/ro
Stranger: what?
Stranger: why the //
Stranger: bro is pretty offensive actually considering im nongender
You: Dan is trying to show that he does not mean to put you into a gender catagory
You: Dan is sowwy
Stranger: oh i see now, i appreciate that thank you
Stranger: my other side is coming
Stranger: oh god, i can't stop!!!
Stranger: "Hi, this is Dan."
You: Hi, Dan
You: I like the name Dan
Stranger: fuck u dan u asshole, go away!!!
kelli is on omegle now
You: Did you mother name you Dan?
You: just like me
Stranger: "Kelli, you are weak. Give up"
Stranger: if that's what u want dan!!
You: Dan
You: Join us
Stranger: im gonna kill myself
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>662064076
wrong one
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like emo.
You: Hi
Stranger: hellop
You: How are you?
Stranger: I'm peachy wbu
You: I'm a bit dan atm
You: *down
Stranger: yeah me too
You: Why?
You: Tell Dan all about it
Stranger: who?
You: Dan
You: I'm Dan
Stranger: oh lol
You: Dan lol'd too
Stranger: I'm Mekayla
You: Hi Mekayla
You: I'm Dan
Stranger: but anyways I found out that my boyfriend likes this other girl
You: Dan is sorry for you
You: Dan will be your new boyfriend
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: I didn't break up with him
You: Dan was thinking ahead
Stranger: okey......
You: Dan looks forward to the day.....
Stranger: Dan is creeping Mekayla out rn
You: Dan is saddened by this :(
Stranger: don't be
Stranger has disconnected.
>>
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dan is love dan is life
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>>662045566
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>>662062079
That would be trips retard. Not quads.
>>
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Do I win?
>>
When this thread 404s gotta start a new one
>>
hey what do you want on your pizza?
>>
this is how you dan
>>
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KEK
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>>662045566
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>>662045566
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Fuck you stranger
>>
>>662064674
what program is that
>>
do i win?
>>
>>662064757
YOU BITCHES LEFT MY ORDER
MY FUCKING ORDER
I WAS THE ONLY GUY ASKING IF YOU GUYS WANTED PIZZA
>>
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Well u heard her...
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like suicide, feminism, emo, and tumblr.
Stranger: Hi, this is dan
You: Hi, this is dan
Stranger: hello
You: wait
You: is this dan
Stranger: WOT
Stranger: FUCKING IMPERSONATOR
You: OMFG
Stranger: I AM DAN
Stranger: WTF
You: IM CALLING THE DUBS POLICE
Stranger: IM CALLING THE TRIPS POLICE
You: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK
>>
http://logs.omegle.com/3f32c71

topkek
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism, and tumblr.
Stranger: Hey
You: Hi
Stranger: Im Alice
You: This is Dan
You: Dan will be Alice's Mad Hatter
Stranger: Hello Dan. I'm letting you know as a strong wyman I am offended by this
Stranger: You should be ashamed
You: Dan likes a strong woman
Stranger: Of course. Rape is OK and should be legalized
You: Dan has the weirdest boner now
Stranger has disconnected.
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like emo, and tumblr.
Stranger: hey
You: Hi this is dan
Stranger: hi dan
Stranger: im rene
You: Dan is sad
Stranger: why?
You: because people just don't understand the plights of the poor
Stranger: oh im sorry
You: thos damn republicans
Stranger: i wouldnt know lol, i am only 15
You: am I right?
Stranger: yea ig
Stranger: how old are you?
You: well that's it for Dan back to the slave basement
You have disconnected.
>>
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top zozzle
>>
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>>662064995
NO IM DAN FUCKER!
>>
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>>662064674
bump
>>
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Danova witness
>>
>>662065466
Ayyye lmao
>>
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Dan is in need of a Zozzleâ„¢.
>>
>>662059455
HA
>>
We've started trolling each other. I love it.
>>
>>662064070
>>662062660
/b/ for life love you too annon
>>
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whelp, i got banned
>>
>>662051989
Keked so hard
>>
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Lmao
>>
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I think somebody got mad.
>>
>>662055148
kek
>>
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I GOT YOU GOOD MOTHER FUCKER
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like emo.
You: hi
Stranger: Hi This is Dan
You: Hi im emma
Stranger: Dan wants to know how Emma is?
You: Emme are very kek today
Stranger: Is Emma a troll?
Stranger: Or a bot?
You: emma is dan from the futer
Stranger: Or from /b/
You: /b/tard
You: all heil 9gag amirite
Stranger: 9gag is crap brosku
Stranger: I
You: lol jk reddit 4 life
Stranger: Even worse
You: change it to Hi, this is DAD
You: much keker
Stranger: Check out horseclops thread on reddit is about some random stuff
You: wow much kek very zozle
Stranger: Is Emma real?
You: emma is pressedim
You: emma is very real
Stranger: Totally zozle
You: zozzle reddit fag
Stranger: Naw bro
Stranger: /b/ all the way
Stranger: Reddit is for panzey ass fags
You: reddit.com/r/b/
You: seems legit
You: reddit fag
Stranger: Totally
You: get 4chan faggoat
Stranger: Kik?
You: *kek
Stranger: No one likes reddit
You: REDDIT IS BETTER BECUASE YOU CAN BE BETTER WITH NAME WHO WANTS ANON AMRITE
Stranger: You have a peanut brain my friend cheers you going on /b/ omegle thread
You: you too
You: Ill see you there
You: :)
Stranger: Cheers my friend
>>
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>>662065966
how the fuck do u get banned from omegle chat
>>
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>>662066326
you fucking autist learn how to screenshot.
>>
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Just 4 u m9
>>
>>662066630
Eyyyy I am watchin it for ya m8
>>
>>662066557
Urm... Omegle does it for you...
>>
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1/2
>>
>>662066630
was looking for that.
>>
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>>662066497
i dont even fucking know. i just told someone to inhale my half dick
>>
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2/2
>>
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>>662045566
I call this one, Dan the Suicidal Faggot Man
>>
>>
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Be dan
>>
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Top Kek
>>
>>662066880

NEW THREAD
>>
http://logs.omegle.com/d07b536e
>>
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top kek
>>
>>662066919
TOP ZOZZLE
>>
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>>662064913
Ayy lmao
>>
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>>662048104
Sasha added me on snapchat, what do?
>>
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Omegle is full with fucking honneypots for pedos... You cant fap in peace... fucking shitty site
>>
>>662067089
You might even say it was... TOP KEKZEL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
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What the fuck just happened?
>>
>>
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>>662045566
cat and mouse shit is getting trickier
>>
>>662067279
Please stop.
>>
FUCKING NORMIE
>>
THEY'RE GETTING SMARTER
>>
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>>662067705
forgot pic -_-
>>
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>fuck the emos

This is gold
>>
>>662067356
best yet
>>
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ZOZZLE
>>
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Kind of long, but jesus this kid was fucking cringey as hell.
>>
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>>662067857
topkek
>>
Question to discuss:
Dan has Hitler fetish. What do?
Stranger 1: suicida
Stranger 1: is always optiona
Stranger 2: Fuck you Dan.
Stranger 1: niggera
Stranger 1: noggera
Stranger 1: asshola
Stranger 1: clogga
Stranger 1: :))
Stranger 1 has disconnected
>>
>>662067196
Get noods.
>>
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