I fucked up /b/, i fucked up >work hard learn photoshop just

>>662012851
>ofc i wouldnt delete such a valuable picture
>first i think about blackmailing him
>wont work he'd just injure me and destroy phone and/or pc
>i can show it to his 9/10 grill just to fuck him over
>sounds like a plan
>ride over to her house call on the door
>lets me in, but looks to be in a shitty mood
>''whats up anon? why you come her all of a sudden?''
>i do my best acting - ''well, i have some.. news''
>''well you could have just told me over facebook or something''
>''it's pretty serious.. but i think i should tell you''
>she seems a bit worried, asks me what its about
>''i think you should see this'' i show her the pic
cont.

>>662012936
>she completely loses it, goes around the house yelling and shit
>''so THATS why he never answers me'' i laugh hard inside
>briliant idea, i can try getting pussy out of this
>i catch her while she's rampaging around the house
>''so, what are you gonna do about this?..''
>''OBVIOUSLY i'm going to LEAVE the fucking shit!''
>i take a shitty attempt at flirting - ''so.. youre free now?''
>she looks at me for a second
>she obviously gets what i mean - ''i guess i am ;)''
>before i can even say something she starts kissing me
>pushes me all the way over to the bedroom
>''you can do all that you want with me, anon''
cont.

>>662013018
>she asks me ''you like blowjobs right?''
>what am i fuckin' gay? ''of course i do''
>i try being gentle with her
>she notices that shit
>''you can be as rough as you want, anon''
>i start throatfucking her hard
>pushing her head all the way
>she's gagging loud
>im wondering if i should cum inside her throat
>that might be a bit much for her
>i start pulling out the dick
>she notices and pushes me all the way into her
>i cum as hard as fuck, blowjobs never felt this good
cont.

>>662013084
>she wants the dick bad, i undress her
>fuck am i bad at undressing women
>''come on, faster''
>i decide to rip off her shirt
>she rawrs like a fucking cat, so hot
>bra off, pants off as we're getting on the bed
>get to her panties, she's completely soaked
>i rip that shit off, apparently she likes that
>she spreads her legs, her pussy dripping juice
>''you can use both the holes, anon''
>goddamn, where do i go first
>hard decision made, i wanna fuck her anal
>she seems happy i chose her ass
>slides in surprisingly easily
>probably because her pussyjuice is everywhere
>i start fucking her in the ass
cont.

>>662013147
>i go as deep as i can
>''mmmmh anon, it feels so good''
>i finger her pussy, while im fucking her ass
>she moans louder and louder
>''cum inside my ass, PLEASE!!''
>i cum hard, but keep going so she can cum too
>push my fingers in her pussy hard asf
>''YEESSSSS'' she's screaming and falls on top of me
>her hips still shaking while we're laying on top of each other
>both breathing heavily, we decide to take a break
>5 - 10 minutes later i hear a knock on the door
>i'm a fucking deadman.
>the fucking boyfriend comes in, he's furious
>of course he starts yelling, she starts yelling too
cont.

>>662013204
>he picks up his motherfucking bass GUITAR
>slams my leg with that shit, hurts hard as fuck
>i roll off the bed and fall on the ground
>quickly pick up my jeans and shirt meanwhile they're yelling
>im limping out of the room as fast as i can
>the guy is yelling, he'll fucking kill me
>i run out the house naked, put on my jeans and shirt
>in the middle of the fucking street
>the guy comes out of the house with his guitar
>i jump into my car, pure adrenaline
>''FUCK IT'' he turns around and goes back
>i hit the motherfucking gas, barefoot
>while im driving away, i hear her screaming from the house
How do i return there to get my shit back? alot of my clothes are there, including
a jacket in which is my wallet and my phone. What do i do guys?

Tell him it was just a joke

just go back with a gun and pop his nigger ass

>>662013315

>>662013713
>it's just a prank, bro

>>662013713
he saw me and his gf lying naked on top of each other.
what kind of joke is that?

>>662013791
dont have no gun, and cant get any just casualy.
not america

youre fucked m8. Take the loss and move on. You fucked up with that shit you pulled so any hope of getting your shit back or it even being in one piece is a fucking joke. You got a cool story out of it which I probably wouldn't tell it to anyone I'd know off the fact that you look like a pice of shit , so yeah. Cool story brah.

>>662013823
A good one

>>662013942
ok, so if i dont go there i lose my shit but whatever.
How do i know he's not searching to fucking kill me? hes a fucking scary guy and thats a reason why people dont fuck with him.

>>662014227
They prefer to fuck with her gf

>>662013315
delete system 32

>>662014227
I don't think you need to worry about him killing you.

He seems all about that bass, no trouble.

>>662013823
depends on the size of your dick

>>662012851
sounds like you're straight fucked mate. You COULD just wait it out and see if the situation resolves itself, but it probably won't.

>>662012851
post the shoop bro

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you should have said ''it's a camera there, there and there''

>>662014227
You should've weighed the pros and cons beforehand. All I can say is keep a blade on you and stab the fucker. Sucks to say but you pretty much brought this upon yourself.

>>662012851
can we get the shopped pic?

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>>662013713

>>662014437
I thought it was pretty clear that he wasn't a size 2, yet he can shake it shake it just like he's supposed to

>>662014227
sounds like you need to buy a gun, faggot

>>662014570
i deleted it off of my pc after i got it into my phone (like i do with all my shit), and sadly the phone is there now.

>>662013147
>cums from bj
>analfucks right after
seems legit

>>662013018

nice tale OP, it is a pity that this never happened

>>662014819
That's possible. Op could've been a virgin

>>662014819
idk how, but my dick stays hard after i cum, so, even if i have to wait before i can cum again, theres no reason for me to stop fucking.

>>662015004
you can fuck off then, thanks

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>662014753
I CALL BULLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>662012851
official 9-11 story is more believable than this

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>>662013816
Fucking kek

Can't believe people would respond to this obvious troll. >cums hard as fuck but keep going so she can cum too

I can confirm you've never had sex

OP here, well i guess that i got what i deserved
>I kept calling the girl
>finally just now she answered crying and shit
>''he started beating me, so i ran out of the house''
>ofc i ask her ''what about my stuff?''
>i dont know about anything else, but he smashed your phone into a wall like 3 times after seeing the picture''
>holy fucking shit
she basicaly said she'll never return to him, but she wants to spend the night at my place.
What the fuck do i do?
Im worried if it'l fuck me over again.

>>662014437
LOL

Hahahaha this is total bullshit

Itt 14 y/o pretends to have sex

>>662014023
Fuckin kek

>>662016097
Let her stay over, lock your fuckin doors, find a weapon lol this is the best story I've seen in fuckin years

>>662014437
kek

>OP is a kissless antisocial virgin living in his mothers basement
>anther day was over, and he didn't even left his room
>noone even talked to him
>damn I feel so miserable, let's fap!
>but the mods deleted all the teen - pedo threads
>fuck, let's talk with someone on facebook, but noone even noticed him even when he had his birthday
>OP was thinking......yes!
>YES!
>today is the day
>today...
>he will be important!
>finally!
>he will write a story! on 4chan! And everyone will reply to him
>what should he add? Well...a sex story!!!
>he watched enough movies about high school teenagers, it will be easy
>"everyone will post in my epic bread!! XD" he was thinking
>and after several hours it was ready!! His real life sex story!

>>662016097
Haha classic. Well let her stay at your place and get some more bhole. Also cancel all your credit card and shit. Or call The cops and get that shit back.

>>662016546
no one needs to hear about your daily routine

>>662013816
HAHA

>>662013315
>bass guitar
Well he's literally a retard then.

>>662013018
>she completely loses it, goes around the house yelling and shit
>she obviously gets what i mean - ''i guess i am ;)''

I'll take things that never happened for 100

>>662016546
This. Abandom thread.

>>662016097
Get a Baseball bat, Lock the doors and shit. If the guy comes, just call the cops. I mean, you might get charges because blackmail, but he'd likely get assault and domestic abuse, if the girl backs you up on this.

>>662014585
Yeah snag a quick felony good idea idiot

>>662017071
Oh, and destruction of property (your phone.)

>>662014819
This is from the "unforgivable" videos on youtube kids

>>662016320
Hey I do sex to girls ok

>>662017071
>>662016387
Thanks anons, this is what i'll proceed to do.
Wish me luck

>>662012851
>goes into a full on porn sub-plot when in reality you'd be freaking the fuck out way too much to get horny and spill sexual details
>girl pushes herself on you and takes it all in like an experienced porn star "because all women are that way!™"
>implying anyone would be brave enough to deliver a picture like that in person and have your name and face attached to this
>she doesn't question how you have a picture of him fucking someone else
all of these plot holes, not to mention the most unrealistic sex scenario of all time, looking like a 15 year old's sex fanfic.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>662012851
movie tier bullshit OP
>i take a shitty attempt at flirting - ''so.. youre free now?''
>she obviously gets what i mean - ''i guess i am ;)''
>before i can even say something she starts kissing me
>pushes me all the way over to the bedroom
>''you can do all that you want with me, anon''
>she rawrs like a fucking cat, so hot
>get to her panties, she's completely soaked
>i rip that shit off, apparently she likes that
>she spreads her legs, her pussy dripping juice
>''you can use both the holes, anon''
>''mmmmh anon, it feels so good''
>''cum inside my ass, PLEASE!!''
KEK

>>662014618
this

>'you can use both the holes anon'
didn't happen/10

make it a little more believable next time.

>>662012851
OP I don't care if this is fake or not, it was worth posting, much better than some ylyl threads recently.

>>662012851
Did your wallet have a lot of important documents? Credit cards and stuff? If I were you I'd call the bank and everything else to cancel them fast

>>662017319
Stay safe Chummer.

>>662017448
>>662017477
>>662017533

You can kindly fuck off. I know Iit is hard to live a life without pussy while I get to fuck girls every week, fucking jelaous loosers.

>>662014432
>underrated post

>>662013204
YEESSSS???? Who says this shit? Porn people?

>>662017746
>''you can use both the holes, anon''
>''mmmmh anon, it feels so good''
>''cum inside my ass, PLEASE!!''
no matter what you say this is cringey bullshit

>>662017095
Oh yeah you'll get a felony if it's in self defense. Don't procreate please.

>>662017319
One more thing, If it comes down to a fight you might be fucked, but aim for the head with the bat. You hit him in the chest, it'll hurt, but he'll keep coming. You have one good shot, maybe two.

>>662017448
>not to mention the guy uses his bass guitar as a weapon
unless it's just for looks and he doesn't even play it, no musician in their right mind would do that
also
>rawrs like a cat
that only works in fantasy, in real life that's the cringiest fucking thing you could do in a sex situation

>>662014437
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>662013315
Tell him it was just a prank for a youtube video. That makes anything and everything okay these days.

>>662012851
You wouldn't have remained calm after she lost it. You never laughed. She wouldn't have taken the image and your word at face value, she would have tried to contact him., She didn't rampage around the house like Godzilla just to suddenly hop on your dick. You have no prospects and your story is shit. No woman on this planet would start kissing you and "push you all the way over to the bedroom" unless you paid them.

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>>662017746

>>662014437
HAHAHDNRHAJAHEBAHAUEHSBAJAJEBSNA

>>662017533
I forgot to even mention the outrageous emotional rebound (girl is traumatized by cheating, yet immediately wants to have sex with OP)

>>662018117
>cringiest
This

>>662018138
Yeah bro, it's just a prank, did you see the camera? You're being filmed dude. Stop. It's just a prank bro, I said stop. STOP IT BRO, IT'S JUST A PRANK

>>662012851
>>662012936
>>662013018
>>662013084
>>662013147
>>662013204
>>662013315
maybe when you'll grow up you'll be able to post an actually believable story
>that whole fucking sex scene
you couldn't be a day over 15. You might fool the virgin neckbeards, but that's not at all how real sex works.

>>662018386
Unless you're Chad, but Chad wouldn't be here on a Thursday night.

>>662013315
Put some ham on them and they will realize they have been on the receiving end of a comical farce.

>>662018792
Personally, I don't care. he may or may not need help, so I'm giving to him.

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Next time you want to make a bait story please consider how a normal human would react in a situation like this.

>>662014437
HOLY SHIT FUCKING KEK

>>662019331
>not knowing about whores
>thinks op looks like shit
>never seen projecting this hard
It's a pretty shit and obviously fake story but if she was suspecting it and op had a decent face/body he could easly get pussy, but sadly he's here typing shit stories for his 4chan buddies.

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and you fucked with him and now you're fucked

da fuq

either go back like an alpha and fuck her on the way out or be a beta cunt and let him have your wallet

>>662019331
Fuck off

>>662014437
Fucking top kek i lost my shit.

>>662012851
Why are you guys even replying to this. If this actually happened IRL then you wouldnt have escaped. So go back there and use your superior karate skills learnt from naruto to initiate the beta uprising.. fuckn autismo

Ok I dont care if you guys dont believe me but she is coming over now she will be here in 5 minutes so keep crying while I fuck both her holes again. :)

>>662017583
No op but some girls enjoy anal. Like really enjoy anal. I take it to have t heard the phrase "it's not always the wrong hole". Plus if this story is true she prob wouldn't let her bf do it or she hated it and this was revenge.

>>662014437

top zozzle

>>662016546
this tbh fam

>>662020526
What happened to the guy who said he was going to "fucking kill you" and chased you with his guitar?

>>662019680
>>662019902
what the fuck about this story is realistic? so "you can stick it in both holes" is a phrase a normal person would say? so a girl will go from a rampage to immediately wanting sex from a line as cringey as "so... u free now ;^)?" ? so anal actually feels good for females, enough so that they would say a porn-tier line? stay classy kids

>>662014227
Have you tried just not being such a little bitch?

Dude takes a run at you, just punch his balls, dipshit.

If you were really into deep shit you wouldnt spend time going into details how you fucked her but of course these virgins believe you.
Second, as a femanon i can confirm that if a guy showed up on my doorstep showing me a picture of my boyfriend fucking some other girl id investigate first before coming to conclusions. Or like any normal person, i wouldnt fucking jump right on the guy to suck his dick and act like hes the hero. Boyfriend > friend
Also, you clearly have no idea how anal works. It doesnt just happen like in hentai, you stick it in no problem and roll with it and the girl feels pleasure. Also pussy juice aint enough.
So in conclusion, nice b8, you faggot.
>inb4 tits or gtfo
>inb4 those are the rules

>>662014227
>>662020526
lol

>>662021598
As a faggot, I can confirm that anal hurts like a bitch.

nobody would waste precious assfucking time by typing this shit out. Fake.

>>662013315
nice story, a shame none of it is true
i doubt you even make good 'shoops brah

>>662021598
ey gurl wut up

>>662022238
Then youre doing it wrong unless you have some rare case of like a abnormally tight sphincter or someshit.

>>662023331
nah man, you need lube, and lots of it.

>>662022238
True.

>>662021598

fuck off

>>662016853
rule #2, your bass player is a useless cunt

>>662013816
kek

OP is a 14y old virgin autist cringe retarded faggot

>>662018044
This.

I've had a women ask for anal but they all get kinda pissy when you cum in their ass in my experience.

>you can use both holes
Made me kek

>>662014023
toporu kekuru
>also fuck all those "i zozzled" faggots, fuckin cancer.

>>662012851
Any more?

>>662016097
How dumb can you be?
She knows you photoshopped the pic.
As soon as you open the door, he is beating the shit out of you.
Then he is going to fuck you harder than you fucked his GF.

>>662016097
this didn't happen you cunt, just kill your self.

>>662016097

How dumb can you be?
She knows you photoshopped the pic.
As soon as you open the door, he is beating the shit out of you.
Then he is going to fuck you harder than you fucked his GF.

>>662013315
"was just a prank, bro"

>>662014819
You never have a second go around ?:D

OP is not very bright. If you are gonna fuck someones girl you should be prepared to fight. What else did you expect?

>>662012851
>''i think you should see this'' i show her the pic
>she goes "THIS LOOKS SHOPPED / I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME"
>go back home embarassed
>beta.jpg
>post on le ebin 4cucks