why do you hate chihuahuas?
because huge eyes and ugly faces
>>661690466
the same as the point of puzzle game speedrunning or shooter speedrunning
to finish it as fast as possible
>>661690359
because they're ugly as hell and annoying to boot
Chihuahuas are literally genetic abominations that shouldn't exist in the first place.
I like them
aw yeah kawaii tank guy
>>661690359
They gots stupid ugly faces on 'em they do.
>>661690705
>>661690738
>>661690753
also super noisy
>>661690738
Sorta ignores the whole point of the game though. Bit silly.
>>661690828
you also like CBT so your opinion is of little import.
>>661690738
>>661690753
spiderman and kawaii vehicles are better than you avatar faggots
i prefer my cute to me of the armored variety.
>>661690900
aw yiss you know it!
>>661691102
CBT?
Tank guy you had some dude trying to mimic you
He wasn't very good.
>>661690930
yeah well I just watched someone do the talos principle without solving any puzzles and half life 2 shooting barely any enemies
speedrunning's no fun if you don't break the game
>>661691132
stay fuckin mad, dude
gaaaaaaaaaaaaay
they're like pugs, so far down the scale of horrid they somehow recurse and end up cute
I dunno what the fuck this tank guy is doing... but i like it.
I think im going to go to bed, Goodnight
>>661691415
really? crossthread link?
>>661691600
>half life 2 shooting barely any enemies
Oh yeah I've done that. I did HL2 speedruns once upon a time.
Not just time, but to see how few bullets you had to fire.
>>661691921
nini~
WHY ARE ALL OF THESE VEHICLES GERMAN?!
>>661691942
This was yesterday
The filenames were all from 4chan, so I am guessing he saved your images and was trying to spam dump like you do
He didn't get very far. No pass and little patience, maybe.
>>661690833
Chaika tank is love
>>661692029
oh, no, man, this guy was abusing the fuck out of Source physics to fly through all the levels
like, literally fly
he did the coast portion in like 3 minutes
I type slow, what do you want from me? And if I'm going to speak on something I enjoy, I'm going to think it through and give a well-reasoned response.
>>661692151
BECAUSE THE GERMANS MAKE THE MOST KAWAII OF STUFFS YOU FUCKNUGGET!!
>>661692294
props for trying, at least?
>>661692597
Oh. Well that's boring.
>>661692636
No originality, no staying power. He gets 2/10 at most.
>>661692629
I think the other guy left though, which is a shame because you were giving him a real what-for
>>661692863
it was super fun looking though
he got the game in a soft-lock though so he had to noclip through one part
>>661692863
originality can't really be judged, though. I've been using the same one hundred and sixty tanks almost the entire time.
I'll agree on your assessment purely on the basis of his lack of commitment. Either go all the way or don't bother trying.
Mine is p awesome
>>661693237
Hideous
>>661693052
>noclip
even worse
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>661692636
Fuck off Nazi cunt!
>>661693502
it was for the sake of the marathon
>>661693052
It's been a while since I've had a conversation as empassioned as that 'round here, I am actually kinda disappointed. Oh well. Yeah, if it's going to be my claim to fame I'd better be able to throw down like that.
>>661693721
I mean hey, if you've got a talent
>>661693537
NO GO TO BED
>>661693570
It is still weakness. He should have started again like a real person
>>661693721
you did great
>>661693836
IT WAS LIKE AN HOUR IN THOUGH
but he did have multiple save files at any given point that he was abusing
but it was one of those "I've never seen that before" moments and they couldn't spend an hour figuring it out
>>661693831
Fucking wish I had a talent- Wait no, I just wish I was talented at what I really enjoyed. I'm really talented at badminton. Badminton.
>>661693945
Oh gosh you~
>>661694224
Indefensible
>>661694455
gently tickles your ears
>>661693836
I REFUSE FUCK YOU
AGDQ
>>661694455
badminton is great though
you can whip shit at nerds without fear of actually injuring them cuz it's just a dinky little birdie
which means you can do it over and over again
>>661694474
the portal 2 guys did it too for the same reason
>>661694224
that point was great, love that
>>661694714
If you go to bed, maybe you can wake up as someone who isn't shit
>>661694751
Everyone is so bad.
>>661694626
Please no.
>>661694863
hey man, I don't pick the runners
>>661694751
>badminton is great though
>>661694751
>>661694751
>>661694886
your fur is so soft today~~
>>661690359
>>661694751
Yeah but nobody gives a flying fuck about badminton. When was the last time you saw a televised badminton game that wasn't on an ESPN channel with an increasingly large number after it? The channel that you get with the like seventh cable package extension.
>>661694863
that is never going to happen ,darlin
oh god what
>>661695583
isn't in the olympics? I dunno if they televise that portion
but yeah it's a pretty lame talent I suppose
>>661695607
Not with THAT attitude
>>661695325
This must be how small children get bit by animals.
>>661695583
ultimate frisbee is more popular than badminton
>>661695785
maybe if I go to sleep with you next to me
and you strangle me in my sleep
>>661695877
are you going to bite meeeee??~~~~~~~~
>>661695765
People still watch the olympics?
>>661695937
I find this acceptable
>>661696015
Needs more tildes
why is this thread full of APC's and tanks with eyes? I just dont understand...
>>661696090
War never changes.
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Acceptable
>>661696054
yeah, my roommate had the winter olympics on a year ago
he was one of those weirdos who keeps up with european soccer and tennis though
>>661696088
deal, buying the one way ticket now
>>661695937
Exactly, and ultimate frisbee sucks ass. Actually along with any game involving a frisbee. Especially frisbee golf, perpetual favorite of stoners that it is. Regular golf too. Y'know what? Fuck sports in general, if it isn't a sport preceded by an attached "motor," fuck it.
>>661691306
Er... Cunt Binary... Triangulation?
>>661696015
Not with that kind of tone.
>>661696410
Let me know when you arrive.
If I can't be bothered sleeping with you I can just chain you outside and let the heat do the work for me.
>>661696322
what do you have against soccer and tennis
>>661696582
plllleeeaaasee????
>>661690359
They remind me of Yorkies and I hate Yorkies.
Five minutes until I have to go to work...
NOOOOOOoooo o o o o...
>>661696741
nothing, I love watching tennis
this guy keeps up with them religiously, though
which is quite un-american of him
Thanks 4chan now I fucking jerk off to tanks.....
>>661696322
Eugh, what a weirdo. I remember some kind of "games" added snowmobiling, so that was neat to see 'em taking those things into half pipes and off ski jumps. Probably the x-games, broken bone competition that it is.
>>661696938
watching any sport is probably marginally more american than watching any anime, really
>>661696741
My God man, stranger danger! How many times have you been maced with this kind of fervent persistence?!
>>661696623
i dont even know what airport I would go to
will you be holding a sign that says A.MMMMMMMM?
>>661697114
yeah, the x-games is always neat
good clean fun to see people faceplant form 20 feet in the air
>>661697345
him being weird doesn't preclude me from being weirder, I guess
>>661697362
first off, you think dudes carry mace?
>>661697369
Look for the adonis wearing a pretty summer dress
>>661697578
I'm being optimistic and hoping you've gained an immunity to mace rather than bullets- Because frankly I'll be out of options at that point.
>>661697581
YOU wearing a pretty summer dress?
already worth the ticket
not for how sexy it would be, but for how funny
Also cops, security guards, off duty cops and security guards, hunters who worry about bears, dudes who look like ladies annnnnnnd- Dog the bounty hunter.
>>661697503
meeee tooooooooooo
>>661697879
i've taken precautions to shoot myself with .22 cal bullets in order to build an immunity to larger caliber bullets.
>>661698029
Posted myself wearing a dress in thread once, like two years back or so.
I think I looked rather fabulous
>>661698347
Show it again!
post your wife's strapon
>>661698181
Then truly it is too late. What can I do before such a beast?
>>661698524
kisses, duh
>>661698181
>>661698347
wait I never saw this
>>661698635
You can't make me be cute.
No
>>661698496
Fuck no.
It was a mistake then and would be a mistake now.
>>661698902
Would be surprised if you did.
>>661699096
Ok. Never hurts to ask though. Thanks anyways!
>>661698347
you are just telling yourself that
or trying to make freklz jelly
it was worth a try
>>661699072
you'll choose it eventually.
>>661699096
wow I am so disappointed right now
>>661691132
moar of this?
It's not even summer. Why are you wearing a summer dress.
did you even READ the POST
do you EVEN capitalize your WORDS?!
>>661699847
Because it is Summer in Australia. Where I live.
>>661699453
Oh no
>>661699303
I am telling myself that. If I put a paper bag over my head, I am pretty sexy
>>661699250
No worries.
aisfashfuiashfli
Why would I read a post on the internet.
well you clearly read some of it
Only some
>half-assing anything
>>661701145
Well, you don't half-ass hypocrisy.
>>661700232
well you have a woman who will give you lsd and let you fuck her brains out and fuck you in the ass, you cant be awful looking
don't be so ironic
just trying to be consistent
consistently SHIT
>>661701261
I have a good body, but a pretty bad face. Sorta evens out
I wish they would speedrun League of Legends
wow uncalled for
>>661701473
that is how it works, though body is more important for short term, face for long term
If I consistently half ass everything, that's still being consistant
nef post face
>>661701589
ahahahahaha no
>>661701543
I dunno man. I'm awful at this relationships thing.
>>661701928
you seem to be doing fine
and if someone as awful as you can do it, there is hope for the rest of us
They killed my family
There was never hope.
>>661702058
Yeah but I was in a relationship BEFORE I started posting here.
>>661701928
oh well
guess I'll just go to bed
>>661702378
Okay. Sweet dreams