that's some nice booty

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this thread is dicks

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>>661676813
It's true

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>>661676813
Yeah but dicks are nice and serve a purpose- That's cutting dicks the short end of the stick.

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>>661673490

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a whole buncha dicks

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>>661677237
So what you're saying is, They're getting the shaft?

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>>661677009
They're annoying like rats.

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>>661677237
>If I was the same person as I was now, yeah I would. I wouldn't know what to do with all that money, I'd probably give most of it away

That's bullshit and you know it- Ninety percent of would go toward Thai girlyboys and the last tend percent to the kind of uncut blow that would make Tony Montanna blush.

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>>661677529
Kek'd, have some plane ass.

>>661677657
they're ugly and small like rats too.

>>661677915
FUCK
>>661677009

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>>661677657
Are rats known for being annoying? Aside from being pests.
>>661677915
>Implying I wouldn't be the girlyboy
Puh-lease
Also
>Drugs
lolno

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>>661677529
Oh you cheeky bitch!

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Someone knot my hole pls

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why the chihuahua hate?

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>>661678370
you couldn't take it.

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>>661678184
It's how I roll. Bad puns and cheeky comments.
>Literally do it all day at work
>Literally the only one who tries to bring any joy to it
>>661678462
Chihuahuas are literally a genetic abomination.

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>>661678163
I have now learned something about you that runs contrary to previously established information and am trying to reconcile it in my head.

It's not going well.

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>>661678163
They can make a lot of noise, since they're nocturnal, so they bump around in the walls and shit in the middle of the night. Plus, they shit on everything.

wat was always a bitch though

>>661678845
I thought you were going to bed

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>>661678784
so... it's basically katia?

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>>661679016
I never said that at all

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>>661678462
Because they take all the best parts of a dog out of a dog and leave an annoying little shitstain in its place.

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>>661678845
>>661678845
>>661678845

>>661678745
Huh, really? Even after I told the story of wearing a French Maid outfit?

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>>661678707
I think they're cute. although chihuahua < corgi

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turbofaggot reporting

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>>661679033
Yes, but without the periods.

>>661679123
Nothing beats corgis.

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>>661678784
Ah, okay, I guess I see it now.
>>661679123
Of course you think they're cute, humans made them that way.

>>661679093
Someone else did and then you stopped posting a while

I have been mislead.

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>>661678707
Now all you need to do is hang your mouth open near a live grenade and ignore mass child molestation happening on your doorstep and you can be the worlds first American to British transethnic!

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>>661679106
But could you pull it off?

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>>661679537
get fucking rekt

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>>661679106
I do not recall this being a thing that happened.

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>>661679591
I'm literally confused right now.
>>661679701
I dunno, I was like 14.

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>>661679701
No no no, he wouldn;t be the one pulling it off.

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>>661679870
I will never trust any of you ever again

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>>661679701
He can pull it off as well as Nicholas cage can pull off a role in a movie.

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>>661679416
Im going to get a corgi eventually
>>661679499
they even look cute when they're all shaky

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>>661680121
did you in the first place?

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>>661680138
Nic Cage can act just fine. He's had some pretty good movies.

He chooses not to a lot of the time, because he can do whatever he wants and get away with it.

>>661680469
With all my heart and soul

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>>661679946
Yeah, I talked about it here once. I've worn women's clothing since I was like 11.

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>>661679956
I was saying that British people are often lauded for their biting humor, not unlike you. I went on to snark that they have fubar teeth and a track record of turning a blind eye to child molesting to add a bit of my own snide humor to the comparison. It failed.

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>>661680578
Nicholas cage Is literally the worst actor to ever hit the silver screen.

>>661680690
yuck

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>>661680578
you got what you deserved

>>661680730
yeah that joke was way too oblique man

>>661680808
get a load of this guy

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goin to bed, later fegs

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>>661679956
Well, then try it again.

>>661680105
Not if he looks like bloated French man in it.

>>661680138
Even National Treasure 2?

>>661680204
I ended up with a long-haired Chihuahua-Dacshund mix. And I love her.

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>>661680808
nicholas cage is a fucking god

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>>661680690
Hot.

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>>661680730
Ah, okay. If it makes you feel any better, now that I understand it I think it's funny
>>661681122

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>>661681031
I currently have a tiny french basset hound. she's the cutest

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>>661680808
Just because you don't like his movies doesn't mean he's bad.

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>>661681031
national treasure is gay.

>>661681049
he's like a steaming pile of cancer tempura

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>>661681251

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>>661680578
Nic Cage is really bad with money, so he just takes what he can to feed his comic book addiction. Him being a huge comic book nerd is also why he did Ghost Rider.

>>661679106
Post story!

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>>661681031
Would also have to be pretty questionable company, what with his apparently being 14 at the time.

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>>661681829
He put on a French Maid outfit. The end.

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>>661681829
Well long story short. I snuck into my stepmother's closet, found a French Maid outfit, took it back to my house, was wearing it after school one day. Fell asleep to my mother barging into my room wondering why I didn't respond to her. And yeah, fun times.
>>661681719

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>>661682267
>Fell asleep and then woke up to

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kinda want a french maid outfit

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>>661682201
was it cute?

ky clintfag

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>>661680955
You're a monster

>>661682267
>Fell asleep to my mother barging into my room wondering why I didn't respond to her.

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>>661682413
I support this.

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>>661682413
you should get one then

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And people go around saying I'm turbogay, Christ. I'm practically a Puritan by comparison.

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>>661681355
I'm not sure if he's even acting in this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOWBlGPOoxs#t=90

ky avery

oh my god clean up your crops

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>>661682530
I don't know it's kind of difficult to gauge the appearance of something when all I have to go on is a meager description of events that transpired.

ky the counting crows

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yessir

>>661682267
how did she react

>>661682673
it does not fit into my budget

>>661682735
>he has acted badly, therefore he is a bad actor

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>>661682413
It's totes legit, do it.
>>661682695
You may be turbogay, but you'll never be Milo Yiannopoulos gay

ky señor Wat

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>>661682267
Ey yo gurl, bae- Baby, call me.

freklz ill buy you a french maid outfit if you will clean my room for me

not you, you're flawless.

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>>661682735
Like I said, why would he? If he's in a terrible movie he hams it up to make it funny.

See Vampire's Kiss and Wickerman remake for best examples.

For the opposite, movies where he actually acts, try something like Lord of War

>>661682957
I'll fuck you up faggot

ky anonymous

>>661676813
Thanks, I can now start photoshoping dicks on to girls again

especially ky amm you faggot

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>>661682972
It's always either really bizzare or monotone and boring. he's just a terrible actor.

>>661682995
DP Fan?

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>>661682972
Screamed at me for a bit, then took me out later, we had ice cream and talked about it.
>Are you gay?
No
>Why?
I don't know
>Blah blah blah
Blah blah blah

Never really ever talked about it ever again
>>661683338
Also Sargon of Akkad fan, which is where I first heard of him.

>>661677937
get the fuck out of here plane niggers

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>>661682899
Eh, can't be bothered. Does it bother you?

>>661683502
Why didnt you just tell her you were gay

please be nice to zac, his psyche cannot handle maltreatment

>>661683544

no

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>>661683502
>Screamed at me for a bit
She's probably just jealous you pulled it off better than she did

>>661683544
Wait, who the fuck puts an LS in a Tesla?

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no I was responding to the other dude

>>661683268
no, he just does not give a fuck most of the time

but nef is more familiar with my work so I defer to him to make my argument

>>661683502
hey that's a pretty decent reaction all things considered

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>>661682995
If only I could be so fabulicious.

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>>661683586
Because I'm not, and at that time I didn't understand my sexuality.
Her finding out I'm bi was another crazy happenstance. She borrowed my computer, used my account on Yahoo for Yahoo Answers. looked at my profile and it said I was bi. I think she forgot both of those events though. Like she never ever brought it up again, and I know I carefully tip toe around the subject.

>>661683148
isn't lords of war one of those movies where they feel the need to say "fuck" or "shit" every 2 seconds? I vaguely remember him being in one of that (that I've seen).

I mean his work

o-oh

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Plane nigger thread? Plane nigger thread.

173x200

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>>661684114
>Thumbnail
Why even bother?

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>>661684114
I need bigger planes

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>>661684226
dont be such a whinny fagget, I will fix it

>>661683544
>>661683544
>>661683544
>>661683544
>>661683544
>>661683544
Are we seriously just going to ignore the sheer fuckery in this picture? This shit is wrong on so many levels.

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>>661683627
Awesome then I'm going to continue having shitty crops.
>>661683843
The kind of person either trying to get me into bed or piss off liberals.

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>>661683861
>my work
Cage pls

>>661684037
They do a lot of swearing. It's a little bit unnecessary, but it shouldn't be too distracting unless you're from a culture where swearing is taboo.

As an Australian I didn't even really notice it at all.

>>661684332
you need a bigger penis

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>>661684390
thats also tiny

>>661684458
Fuck liberals, you don't destroy the perfect torque of a Tesla by putting an LS in it. That's like buying a GTR and swapping a 2J into it.

There is swearing in lord of war?
hardly noticed
>>661684009
oh, what a faggot you are then

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>>661684441
yes, because very few people in this thread know or care about cars

>>661684460
hey I fixed it

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>>661684441
Someone put a red-blooded American V8 into the in vogue greenie mobile of the hour giving it a million times more character. I see nothing wrong here.

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>>661684641
what a zinger

>>661684458

that is your prerogative. i am not the one that looks like a Total Goon.

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>>661684671
Of fixed of things
Still not enough nigger planes

>>661684798
That is some sad faggotry.

You faggots make me happy with your g/fur pics and sad with your lack of care about cars.

>>661684460
it is distracting because I don't believe it's a real conversation.

kind of like how hot tub time machine was boring for that same reason.

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Also, slowpoke comment is slow, but I am part British, ethnically at least, on my Father's side.

>>661683502
I watch DP a lot sometimes they can get in a ultra liberal circle jerk but for the most part good. Paul was shitty on the last show also.
And Sargon is a really good youtuber I agree with him on most things

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>>661684942
nice

>>661685006
I like cars and gfur

>>661684676
cars... yay...

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>>661684721
It mostly pops up in scenes like the cocaine binge where he makes an outline of Ukraine in coke.

>>661684798
Maybe you shouldn't have broken it from the start.

You can fix a typo freklz, but you can't fix a broken heart.

>>661685077
Probably just wear you're from then (not just country but locality).

>>661684843
The Prius is the faggoty worthless green mobile. Tesla's are actually pretty fucking good driver's cars. Then again you keep posting pics of cars on drag strips so I can't trust your judgement at all. Drag strips are for rednecks who can't drive.

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>>661685006
I'm sure you will be able to find it with in yourself to overcome this trial

>>661685305
did I break your heart?

by ultimately not turning out to actually be nic cage?

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Goodnight, fags.

>>661685458
Gnight homo

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>>661685251
WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAID YOU LITTLE KIKE SHIT I WILL HAVE YOU FUCKING KNOW THIS IS A STRICT GAY ANIMAL AND NIGGER PLANE THREAD AND NOT A GOOK CAR THREAD GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

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>>661685251
I like you more now.

>>661685430
Nevar! Cars are life!

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>>661685458
night

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>>661685430
Yes, it is shattered into fragments that will never be reassembled.

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>>661685532
hey look, a nicely sized pic

>>661685558
I don't believe we've talked enough for you to have formed an opinion on me prior to this. Cars are great though, glad to see other people here care about them

really liking cars is tantamount to really liking bridges or stamp collections.

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>>661685823
And what's wrong with those?

>>661685823
except usually more in-your-face about it.

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>>661685823
Bridges are great they let me get across water without swimming

Fuck you, nature.

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>>661685558
they're big, expensive, and difficult to get into

can't really blame someone for not giving a fuck

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>>661684676
>perfect torque

Stupidity in that statement aside, if someone has the money and wants to do so, what's the big deal? It's their property and their money. Even in the GTR's case, you could make an incredible case for it, since up until the current generation it had run a straight six and the departure from that was met with considerable backlash.

>>661685006
You probably know a lick about cars yourself so trying to point fingers at other people is really an exercise in futility.

>>661684906
I don't think obsessive compulsive consistency toward one's internet posting images reflects as badly on the person as the posting itself. I don't think anyone has looked at someone and went, "Y'know, the guy's got a point, but the shabbiness of those Vanishing Point pictures just makes me unable to give any credence."

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>>661685623
I can lend you some glue

>>661685975

nothing, they're reeeeeally coooool

>>661686047

those fucks that remove their mufflers just so they can feel their asscheeks jiggle when they punch it, honestly.

>>661686081

god forbid

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>>661686300
>lend
Stingy

But I guess you gotta save money for that maid outfit.

>>661686203
stop farting and go take a shower

>>661685758
You like cars and g/fur, that is enough for me to base a starting opinion of you on. Hell a good portion of my friends today are people I've met on track days or through car clubs.

>>661685823
I was unaware you could race a bridge or a stamp collection.

>>661686203
Which is why I fully rebuilt my FA20 and am pushing 407 to the wheels. I've been working on cars for the past 20 years.

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>>661686203
> I don't think anyone has looked at someone and went, "Y'know, the guy's got a point, but the shabbiness of those Vanishing Point pictures just makes me unable to give any credence."
I feel like that happens a lot more than the opposite, actually

this is the internet, after all

>>661686534
exactly

glue's expensive these days

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>>661686517
I don't like your tone mister.

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>>661686733
>glue's expensive these days
Just grind up some horses.

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>>661686517
No, they actually remove the muffler so the car will jiggle the butt plug in their ass so it's like getting fucked by the car.

>>661686203
Also electric engines have do have perfect torque. There is nothing impede the torque from an electric motor.

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>>661686636
>I've been working on cars for the past 20 years
Go away old man

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>>661686940
I don't have a horse grinder

>>661687059
>old man
I'm 28, that is far from "old".

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>>661687059
>>661687059
>>661687059

Old people are gross.
I plan on dying in a plane crash at 25

>>661687192
you have a garbage disposal, yes?

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>>661685415
Teslas are heavy as shit with stability control out the ass and electric assist fly by wire steering- None of these add up to the buzzwords that are tossed around when even the most pansy of journalists talk about a "driver's car." As for drag racing, a couple points- If it's so easy, I might ask why you haven't made your fame and beat up on John Force and all the rest. It's also racing I like to do because I can bring what is effectively still a street car to an event and have some fun. If I wanted wheel to wheel shit, that's what my sprint car is for. Please though, tell me about your extensive driving and automotive knowledge.

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>>661687244
>28
Jesus Christ how horrifying

>>661686636

i just love to watch things go fast, it captures my whole attention and i've devoted 20 years to it

>>661686746

luckily you'll really like my stamp collection

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are you crashing it or just hoping?

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>>661687244
I can hear the creaking in your bones through the internet.

>>661687192
Do it the old fashioned way then.

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>>661685823
So? Is there a hobby I should be enjoying?

>>661687382
>implying you can't bring your daily to a track day and have fun

Making a car go in a straight line is infinitely easier than having to take turns at speed.

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>>661687508
Crashing it. I'll have a small single prop plane and give crappy middle age people tours and then one day just crash into a mountain. It'll be glorious

>>661686636
Where I live, cars are a fairly big part of the culture so it'd be unusual if I didn't like them
Do you go to track days often?

>>661687673

what are you even asking? i suppose the answer is "sure, go enjoy it."

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>>661687673
sucking my dick.

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>>661687350
ever tried to fit a horse in a garbage disposal?

>>661687516
my god you are making this so complicated

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>>661687899
>crashing the plane with no survivors

>>661687913
Every chance I get. Plus I live about 2 hours from the mountains so I do a lot of mountain driving as well.

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>>661687998
It's not my fault you broke my heart and are now being stingy with glue.

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>>661687899
with the other really old people in it?

Why are people talking about cars in a gay porn thread? i'm confused

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>>661686615
I'm not that no-nothing cuck Mr. Regular, though.
>>661686636
That's nice. You can work on something for an infinite amount of time and still be utterly misinformed. See people who have went on about their pappy working at GM all their life and teaching them all they know and insist big block Pontiacs exist.

>>661687998
not a horse specifically but I have stuffed sooo much down it.

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>>661688134
it is your fault, for having such a pansy-ass heart

>>661688079
That must be fun

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>>661686733
Maybe I'm giving people too much credit I suppose.

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>>661687924
He's asking what hobbies you think he should have, even I got that.
>>661688158
Duh, I'd pull out a bottle of whisky and start talking about how horrible aging is, going on a rant about how the beauty market is a sham because you can't stop the aging process.
It'll be fun, they'll enjoy it

>>661688282
Dude you can't honestly think it requires more skill to drive a car in a straight line for <15 seconds than it does to race an actual circuit.

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>>661688311
The most beautiful things are always the most fragile

>>661688411
Checked

And yeah it is, I love it.

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>>661688245
idk. just some kind of mindless circlejerking.

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>>661688480
sounds fun

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>>661688644
That's not true, fragile dogs are fucking ugly as fuck, just look at Chihuahuas

>>661688644
so then you must be a diamond by that standard.

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>>661688288
wow you are just on the cusp of giving giving me way too much information

>>661688453
yes, people are quite retarded generally

>>661688644
more often it's just cuz it's a piece of crap, generally

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>>661688870
chihuahua's are super cute

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>>661688870
Is there anything more beautiful than seeing an airborne Chihuahua after being punted?

>>661689049
my dick is
rock solid, baby.

>>661689132
wow harsh
you're so mean today

>>661689303
noo

chihuahua's are probably the worst dog.

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>>661689303
have you ever looked at a chihuahua

>>661689364
it's past my bedtime

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>>661689447
they're a bunch of cute little shaky dogs

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>>661689303
No
>>661689364
A Chihuahua being hit by a baseball bat going 40 mph as the batter is sitting on the door frame of a car speeding by Paris Hilton carrying her dog in a bag.

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>>661687030
Factually wrong. Aside from the nebulous term "perfect torque" (if you were going to argue about the nature of electric motors having peak torque from the bottom of their rev range, you might have had some kind of point, but is also not necessarily a virtue unto itself) your point is also semi wrong in that there's nothing impeding the torque getting to the wheels (I presume what you mean) on any typical ICE layout either, the entire drivetrain is in service of getting torque to the wheels. If you mean that there no torque losses with an electric motor you are also factually wrong because in order to get power from the motor to the wheels there is a gear reduction transaxle(sorta) differential to send power both ways. This neccessitates maeshing gears and as such there will be power to heat loss. You are dead wrong no matter how you slice it.

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>>661689617
>staying up past your bed time
you little rebel

>>661689663
:c

>>661689841
I have this urge to stay up to watch the SOMA and Amnesia speedruns

>>661689723
See? Cathartic isn't it.

>>661689954
Who is doing them?

watching soma instead of playing soma and streaming it

>>661690068
ZOM and Scoot respectively it says

I don't recognize the names but I don't know speedrunners anyway

I don't have soma

>>661690276
I'm not sure what the point of horror game speedrunning is to be honest

>>661690359
>>661690359

>>661687759
Ah, track days. Sure you can do that, but they're about as non-competitive as you can get while still calling them motorsport. If I'm going to be running hard wheel to wheel I want the full experience. Not this pared down castrated bullshit that will usually have limitations on where you can pass, can't rub someone and are generally running with people who have hardly been on a racetrack.

>Making a car go in a straight line is infinitely easier than having to take turns at speed.

If the speed is about 25 miles an hour with a general noncompetitive atmosphere, no. Cutting a good light and keeping a car in the groove on walkaround slicks as you powershift the bitch with some other guy breathing down your neck and trap 150 at the big end while trying to stay as close to your ET as possible is pretty skill intensive.

>>661687924
Well your comment was bagging on enjoying cars, so I was asking what kind of hobbies do you approve of? What should I be doing with my time instead?

holy shit clint speed the fuck up