Yeah but dicks are nice and serve a purpose- That's cutting dicks the short end of the stick.
So what you're saying is, They're getting the shaft?
>If I was the same person as I was now, yeah I would. I wouldn't know what to do with all that money, I'd probably give most of it away
That's bullshit and you know it- Ninety percent of would go toward Thai girlyboys and the last tend percent to the kind of uncut blow that would make Tony Montanna blush.
Are rats known for being annoying? Aside from being pests.
>Implying I wouldn't be the girlyboy
It's how I roll. Bad puns and cheeky comments.
>Literally do it all day at work
>Literally the only one who tries to bring any joy to it
Chihuahuas are literally a genetic abomination.
I have now learned something about you that runs contrary to previously established information and am trying to reconcile it in my head.
It's not going well.
They can make a lot of noise, since they're nocturnal, so they bump around in the walls and shit in the middle of the night. Plus, they shit on everything.
Because they take all the best parts of a dog out of a dog and leave an annoying little shitstain in its place.
Huh, really? Even after I told the story of wearing a French Maid outfit?
I think they're cute. although chihuahua < corgi
Yes, but without the periods.
Nothing beats corgis.
Ah, okay, I guess I see it now.
Of course you think they're cute, humans made them that way.
Now all you need to do is hang your mouth open near a live grenade and ignore mass child molestation happening on your doorstep and you can be the worlds first American to British transethnic!
I do not recall this being a thing that happened.
I'm literally confused right now.
I dunno, I was like 14.
No no no, he wouldn;t be the one pulling it off.
I will never trust any of you ever again
He can pull it off as well as Nicholas cage can pull off a role in a movie.
Im going to get a corgi eventually
they even look cute when they're all shaky
Nic Cage can act just fine. He's had some pretty good movies.
He chooses not to a lot of the time, because he can do whatever he wants and get away with it.
With all my heart and soul
Yeah, I talked about it here once. I've worn women's clothing since I was like 11.
I was saying that British people are often lauded for their biting humor, not unlike you. I went on to snark that they have fubar teeth and a track record of turning a blind eye to child molesting to add a bit of my own snide humor to the comparison. It failed.
Nicholas cage Is literally the worst actor to ever hit the silver screen.
you got what you deserved
yeah that joke was way too oblique man
get a load of this guy
Well, then try it again.
Not if he looks like bloated French man in it.
Even National Treasure 2?
I ended up with a long-haired Chihuahua-Dacshund mix. And I love her.
Ah, okay. If it makes you feel any better, now that I understand it I think it's funny
I currently have a tiny french basset hound. she's the cutest
Just because you don't like his movies doesn't mean he's bad.
national treasure is gay.
he's like a steaming pile of cancer tempura
Nic Cage is really bad with money, so he just takes what he can to feed his comic book addiction. Him being a huge comic book nerd is also why he did Ghost Rider.
Would also have to be pretty questionable company, what with his apparently being 14 at the time.
He put on a French Maid outfit. The end.
Well long story short. I snuck into my stepmother's closet, found a French Maid outfit, took it back to my house, was wearing it after school one day. Fell asleep to my mother barging into my room wondering why I didn't respond to her. And yeah, fun times.
You're a monster
>Fell asleep to my mother barging into my room wondering why I didn't respond to her.
And people go around saying I'm turbogay, Christ. I'm practically a Puritan by comparison.
I'm not sure if he's even acting in this one:
I don't know it's kind of difficult to gauge the appearance of something when all I have to go on is a meager description of events that transpired.
how did she react
it does not fit into my budget
>he has acted badly, therefore he is a bad actor
It's totes legit, do it.
You may be turbogay, but you'll never be Milo Yiannopoulos gay
Like I said, why would he? If he's in a terrible movie he hams it up to make it funny.
See Vampire's Kiss and Wickerman remake for best examples.
For the opposite, movies where he actually acts, try something like Lord of War
I'll fuck you up faggot
It's always either really bizzare or monotone and boring. he's just a terrible actor.
Screamed at me for a bit, then took me out later, we had ice cream and talked about it.
>Are you gay?
I don't know
>Blah blah blah
Blah blah blah
Never really ever talked about it ever again
Also Sargon of Akkad fan, which is where I first heard of him.
Eh, can't be bothered. Does it bother you?
>Screamed at me for a bit
She's probably just jealous you pulled it off better than she did
no I was responding to the other dude
no, he just does not give a fuck most of the time
but nef is more familiar with my work so I defer to him to make my argument
hey that's a pretty decent reaction all things considered
Because I'm not, and at that time I didn't understand my sexuality.
Her finding out I'm bi was another crazy happenstance. She borrowed my computer, used my account on Yahoo for Yahoo Answers. looked at my profile and it said I was bi. I think she forgot both of those events though. Like she never ever brought it up again, and I know I carefully tip toe around the subject.
Plane nigger thread? Plane nigger thread.
Awesome then I'm going to continue having shitty crops.
The kind of person either trying to get me into bed or piss off liberals.
They do a lot of swearing. It's a little bit unnecessary, but it shouldn't be too distracting unless you're from a culture where swearing is taboo.
As an Australian I didn't even really notice it at all.
yes, because very few people in this thread know or care about cars
hey I fixed it
Someone put a red-blooded American V8 into the in vogue greenie mobile of the hour giving it a million times more character. I see nothing wrong here.
Of fixed of things
Still not enough nigger planes
Also, slowpoke comment is slow, but I am part British, ethnically at least, on my Father's side.
I watch DP a lot sometimes they can get in a ultra liberal circle jerk but for the most part good. Paul was shitty on the last show also.
And Sargon is a really good youtuber I agree with him on most things
It mostly pops up in scenes like the cocaine binge where he makes an outline of Ukraine in coke.
Maybe you shouldn't have broken it from the start.
You can fix a typo freklz, but you can't fix a broken heart.
Probably just wear you're from then (not just country but locality).
The Prius is the faggoty worthless green mobile. Tesla's are actually pretty fucking good driver's cars. Then again you keep posting pics of cars on drag strips so I can't trust your judgement at all. Drag strips are for rednecks who can't drive.
I'm sure you will be able to find it with in yourself to overcome this trial
did I break your heart?
by ultimately not turning out to actually be nic cage?
WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAID YOU LITTLE KIKE SHIT I WILL HAVE YOU FUCKING KNOW THIS IS A STRICT GAY ANIMAL AND NIGGER PLANE THREAD AND NOT A GOOK CAR THREAD GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
I like you more now.
Nevar! Cars are life!
Yes, it is shattered into fragments that will never be reassembled.
Bridges are great they let me get across water without swimming
Fuck you, nature.
they're big, expensive, and difficult to get into
can't really blame someone for not giving a fuck
Stupidity in that statement aside, if someone has the money and wants to do so, what's the big deal? It's their property and their money. Even in the GTR's case, you could make an incredible case for it, since up until the current generation it had run a straight six and the departure from that was met with considerable backlash.
You probably know a lick about cars yourself so trying to point fingers at other people is really an exercise in futility.
I don't think obsessive compulsive consistency toward one's internet posting images reflects as badly on the person as the posting itself. I don't think anyone has looked at someone and went, "Y'know, the guy's got a point, but the shabbiness of those Vanishing Point pictures just makes me unable to give any credence."
nothing, they're reeeeeally coooool
those fucks that remove their mufflers just so they can feel their asscheeks jiggle when they punch it, honestly.
But I guess you gotta save money for that maid outfit.
You like cars and g/fur, that is enough for me to base a starting opinion of you on. Hell a good portion of my friends today are people I've met on track days or through car clubs.
I was unaware you could race a bridge or a stamp collection.
Which is why I fully rebuilt my FA20 and am pushing 407 to the wheels. I've been working on cars for the past 20 years.
> I don't think anyone has looked at someone and went, "Y'know, the guy's got a point, but the shabbiness of those Vanishing Point pictures just makes me unable to give any credence."
I feel like that happens a lot more than the opposite, actually
this is the internet, after all
glue's expensive these days
>glue's expensive these days
Just grind up some horses.
No, they actually remove the muffler so the car will jiggle the butt plug in their ass so it's like getting fucked by the car.
>I've been working on cars for the past 20 years
Go away old man
Old people are gross.
I plan on dying in a plane crash at 25
Teslas are heavy as shit with stability control out the ass and electric assist fly by wire steering- None of these add up to the buzzwords that are tossed around when even the most pansy of journalists talk about a "driver's car." As for drag racing, a couple points- If it's so easy, I might ask why you haven't made your fame and beat up on John Force and all the rest. It's also racing I like to do because I can bring what is effectively still a street car to an event and have some fun. If I wanted wheel to wheel shit, that's what my sprint car is for. Please though, tell me about your extensive driving and automotive knowledge.
I can hear the creaking in your bones through the internet.
Do it the old fashioned way then.
So? Is there a hobby I should be enjoying?
Crashing it. I'll have a small single prop plane and give crappy middle age people tours and then one day just crash into a mountain. It'll be glorious
ever tried to fit a horse in a garbage disposal?
my god you are making this so complicated
>crashing the plane with no survivors
It's not my fault you broke my heart and are now being stingy with glue.
with the other really old people in it?
I'm not that no-nothing cuck Mr. Regular, though.
That's nice. You can work on something for an infinite amount of time and still be utterly misinformed. See people who have went on about their pappy working at GM all their life and teaching them all they know and insist big block Pontiacs exist.
it is your fault, for having such a pansy-ass heart
Maybe I'm giving people too much credit I suppose.
He's asking what hobbies you think he should have, even I got that.
Duh, I'd pull out a bottle of whisky and start talking about how horrible aging is, going on a rant about how the beauty market is a sham because you can't stop the aging process.
It'll be fun, they'll enjoy it
The most beautiful things are always the most fragile
idk. just some kind of mindless circlejerking.
That's not true, fragile dogs are fucking ugly as fuck, just look at Chihuahuas
wow you are just on the cusp of giving giving me way too much information
yes, people are quite retarded generally
more often it's just cuz it's a piece of crap, generally
Is there anything more beautiful than seeing an airborne Chihuahua after being punted?
my dick is
rock solid, baby.
you're so mean today
have you ever looked at a chihuahua
it's past my bedtime
they're a bunch of cute little shaky dogs
A Chihuahua being hit by a baseball bat going 40 mph as the batter is sitting on the door frame of a car speeding by Paris Hilton carrying her dog in a bag.
Factually wrong. Aside from the nebulous term "perfect torque" (if you were going to argue about the nature of electric motors having peak torque from the bottom of their rev range, you might have had some kind of point, but is also not necessarily a virtue unto itself) your point is also semi wrong in that there's nothing impeding the torque getting to the wheels (I presume what you mean) on any typical ICE layout either, the entire drivetrain is in service of getting torque to the wheels. If you mean that there no torque losses with an electric motor you are also factually wrong because in order to get power from the motor to the wheels there is a gear reduction transaxle(sorta) differential to send power both ways. This neccessitates maeshing gears and as such there will be power to heat loss. You are dead wrong no matter how you slice it.
>staying up past your bed time
you little rebel
Ah, track days. Sure you can do that, but they're about as non-competitive as you can get while still calling them motorsport. If I'm going to be running hard wheel to wheel I want the full experience. Not this pared down castrated bullshit that will usually have limitations on where you can pass, can't rub someone and are generally running with people who have hardly been on a racetrack.
>Making a car go in a straight line is infinitely easier than having to take turns at speed.
If the speed is about 25 miles an hour with a general noncompetitive atmosphere, no. Cutting a good light and keeping a car in the groove on walkaround slicks as you powershift the bitch with some other guy breathing down your neck and trap 150 at the big end while trying to stay as close to your ET as possible is pretty skill intensive.