Fight me Nigger. I'm doing a 360 then I'm coming for you.
SHIT COMES OUT OF ASSHOLES
SHIT COMES OUT OF ASSHOLES
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YOU LITERALLY WOULD EAT POOP? YOU ARE DISGUSTING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE. THERE IS NOTHING GOOD ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE POSTING. ASSHOLES ARE FOR POOPING. SHIT. FECES. EXCREMENT. DIGESTED, TOXIC HUMAN BODY WASTE. PEOPLE WHO ARE INTO SCAT SHOULD BE CASTRATED. SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCCKKKKKKKKKK
whats up with these fags always coming to anal related threads saying its super dangerous and eating a delicious ass is gross. gtfo that stuff is the sweetness
>i cant see it so its not there.
yes it is there you fucking mongoloid what did you just get here from the 12th century. just because you can't see the shit doesn't mean it's still there. keep trying to defend your degenerate lifestyle. you're lapping up shit particles like it's candy i hope you get septic shock and become sterilized.
>sniff my asshole
the fetish is that you're turned on by the fact that there used to be shit there, and its left its scent mark, it's "naughty" and taboo, obviously because you shit from there.
"anal" fags are nothing but closet SCAT enthusiasts. the appeal is in the "naughty dirty" aspect of the asshole. prove me wrong
>protip: you can't
people like you all are why the black plague happened, fucking dirty imbeciles.
Well I hope I've talked some sense into you people. Hopefully you feel some healthy shame and you'll at least make an effort to be normal.
Have a nice day! I gtg practice drawing loli and anime.
fucking kek, thanks for the laugh man
>"fuck my pussy"
the fetish is that you're turned on by the fact that there used to be a baby emerging from there, and its left its scent mark, it's "naughty" and taboo, obviously because you shit from there.
"vaginal" fags are nothing but closet PEDOPHILES. the appeal is in absorbing the essence of youth to achieve immortality. prove me wrong
>protip: you can't
people like you all are why the Fritzl locked up his family and bred with his daughters, fucking dirty Australians.
the appeal is the effort the girl goes through to clean such an inherently dirty place for you to enjoy. AS well as the pain she will endure with an assfucking solely because she really wants to get you off. And anal isnt particularly pleasurable for her either so it is a utterly submissive act that shows how desperately she wishes to please you.
when a girl sucks your dick out of her ass you really feel like you are a god and she is worshiping your cock
There's a difference between shit smell and asshole smell.
Wash your ass really well before you go to bed. When you wake up, rub your asshole and then sniff your finger. It should have a musky, asshole smell and not rancid shit smell.
Same deal how girls like the way dude's balls smell during sex.
I only like clean assholes and don't like to sniff them
but I love to have that tight ring of muscle wrapped around my dick
and I love to see my wife try to pretend to like it at first when it doesn't feel good, and even more when she tries to pretend it doesn't feel that good once she starts to enjoy it.
The best was one time she was trying to deepthroat me in the shower and got some really thick spit going on and I told her not to waste and and started catching it and rubbing it on her ass. She let me fuck her ass facing away from me and didn't move much or make any sounds so I figured she hated it but was just doing me a favor, then right after I came she shuddered and said "I just came from you fucking my ass" with disbelief.
I still fap to that memory all the time, and it was years ago
they can enjoy it if it is done right, but it is fun when they don't, just in a different way.
My girlfriend in college could tell I was getting bored with her and one morning I fucked her ass without asking, and she didn't complain (which was a first) and she was so trained to quickly jump down to my cock to suck my load out after sex (never used condoms) that she did it without the slightest hesitation even though it was just balls-deep in her ass without any real prep (I didn't see or smell anything though, so I'm sure it wasn't too bad).
I was done with her emotionally so I thought it was cool/funny/somewhat hot but I wouldn't want my wife to do it.
>"anal" fags are nothing but closet SCAT enthusiasts
this is fact.
my girlfriend is pretty prudish, never even masturbates and when I brought up eating ass she was like "that's disgusting, I'm gonna throw up"
now she's like
"eat my fucking asshole" anytime I lick her pussy
This one? Im positive there's more but I could never find it.
Why are these girls' buttholes' brown around the outside but still pink in the middle? Does wiping shit not turn the intestines brown also? I don't get it.
You have a negative obsession with anal issues. You are possibly suffering from unconscious anal trauma during that stage of development.
I would suggest regular counseling & a psychiatric consult.
Watch that. Guy cums from getting a rimjob from his gf.
By your logic any time a chick gives you head she shouldn't because she is sucking on your piss hole, and she shouldn't let you fuck her because piss comes out of there. Fucking gross man.
I'm honestly pretty technologically inept. If I knew the proper way to make one, and had anything I would need, like some kind of picture editing software, and was remotely skilled with it, I'd do it.
But I'm just some faggot sitting here hoping someone who does know how to and can do it does it so I and everyone else can hold onto it forever.
it is amazing
My gf through high school and college was a pushover and it was easy to get her to. I actually didn't even realize I wanted it.
>she's sucking my dick
>9th or 10th grade
>I was just out of the shower
>told her to lick my balls
>no, between the balls
>a bit lower
she gets to my taint
>holy fuck that's good go a little lower
feels even better
I'm jacking off the whole time
>keep going lower
now she's right above my asshole
her tongue barely hits it a couple times
she asks "you want me to lick your ass?" in a shy, goofy voice, thinking it was funny
>I nod, and say "yeah, sure"
she does it
>holy fuck that is amazing
>I go crazy writhing in pleasure jacking it like crazy
>she gets off on how much I'm liking it and really goes to town on me, really getting in there
>I tell her when I'm about to come and she jumps up to catch it
after this she would do it whenever I asked, but I only asked after showering
towards the end of our relationship, when she was trying hard to keep me, she did it without me asking one time when I definitely wasn't feeling entirely clean
My wife has done it three times, and was not turned on by it at all
I gave up on trying to get it from her
I'll probably ask again sometime when she's drunk, but it's better for me to keep her happy and comfortable with sex because she's a rockstar when she's comfortable but super boring if I weird her out (she has a history of molestation and rape so weirding her out is easy to do)
I'm this guy >>661581423 btw
if nothing else, get an extension for your browser that will take a screen shot of an entire web page, instead of just the visible part
I have something called 'Awesome Screenshot' for chrome
at least you won't be completely worthless
everything in public has shit on it
you touch it
you touch your mouth
you eat shit every day
you probably ate a whole handful of shit at some point when you were a baby, and you didn't die
it's not a big deal, and could possibly even improve your immunity by consuming shit from others - maybe digestion too
I heard that if you are lactose intolerant, you can eat the shit of someone who is not and enjoy a fine milkshake
>this whole thread
I am seriously disappointed. I don't know if it's videogames or what but it's so unfair. I don't like consoling these parents. Would you stop? Please stop. I'm Scott Hoy.
Don't do it, anons. Just a tiny bit of the wrong kind of intestinal e-coli gets on a mucus membrane like the mouth and yer fucked m8. Enema helps, but really. better safe than sorry
feels good. had a fat chick i was letting blow me and had her head tilted off the edge of the bed fucking her throat. Next thing i know shes licking my asshole jerking my spit covered cock off. Best orgasm i ever had
my wife has always said she'd be down for a threesome, so my life goal is to find a decent looking girl that is willing to rim me while my wife blows me. I will then be able to die a happy man no matter what else happens in my life.
Trying to crop, but MS Paint won't even let me select that
It's a damn shame that girls will ride fake plastic dicks instead of going out anywhere and taking the 5 minutes to find a willing guy to fuck. I mean really, this could be mutually beneficial but no they'd rather wreck they're pussies on a rubber schlong.
>emily blooms bleached lovetunnel
far superior to anything posted in this thread so far
Someone can probably fix this up and make it look better
stupid fucking niggers