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I voulounteer! I want to do this, sick and bored at home. Just give me a nice beat /b/
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gsshnyyhbgr8tuhhgxfbfffd55()_:-)5;5_)(__)6)=__&&_77==(&###
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im nigger, suck a bigger, i like tigger, boo boo lick my finger
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>>599011104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ay-Jd9dWqU
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>>599011180
Someones fucked.
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I'll split every pound of your body into six pence
I'm sick of simple similes about The Sixth Sense

I'll leave your body drenched in the blood of all your ancestors

You'll never be at peace, like the souls of child molestors

I'll cut you and bless your festering wounds with alcohol

Drown you in a clogged toilet, in a public bathroom stall

I'll rip you down, take a chunk of you home like the Berlin Wall
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>>599011180
Word, you nigger, you haven't provided a fucking word.

My input:
onomatopoeia
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>>599011477
checked
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>>599011104
best to record it in a program like audacity then upload it to vacaroo
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>>599011632
that's exacly what I'm going to do
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When I get dusted, I like to spread the blood like mustard

Trust it, my hardcore rain leaves you rusted

Move over Lucifer, I'm more ruthless

Tears don't affect me, disrespect me, my potency is deadly

I'm shootin babies, no ifs ands or maybes

Hit mummy in the tummy if the hooker plays a dummy
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>>599011343
damn this beat is shitty like fuck
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>>599011924
you fockn wat m8 thats the theme for ISIS where were you 2 days ago
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i wish i was gay, but hey, all my friends said yay no more va-jay-jay for you ayy you fucking fag.
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>>599011104
pleas use this insturmental OP plz id suck your dick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiqxVmkmxEU
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His palms are spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti
There's vomit on his spaghetti already: mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
To drop spaghetti, but he keeps on spaghetti
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes spaghetti
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Sneak in ya house when your kids are asleep,

open there legs im going in deep.

next step im cutting there feet

next step they fall on there knees

put my key to there throat

now theres blood on my coat

i hope that it wont soak

in

ill put the bodys in a bin

put the bin in the nearest river

walk away ,yo, im not a killer

my name is just steve miller

im an ordinary guy, if you piss me off then ill watch you die

light your body up like it was fourth of july.

dont tempt me or ill make you cry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=229cawhkmNw 55 get
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Eat my dick
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the feel of his warm semen touched my lips

he gently grabbed me by the hips

I said give it to me hard Chad

I suck dick but I am not gay
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hitler seriously did nothing wrong
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I love black people
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hitler did nothing wrong
i repeat hitler did nothing wrong
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tongue my anus
tongue my anus
tongue my anus
tongue my anus
tongue my anus
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kek bump for potential
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flex my foreskin
flex my foreskin
flex my foreskin
flex my foreskin
flex my foreskin
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I caused 9/11
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rollin' for da 55
stab a nigga hope he die
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bump this to hell
also sieg heil and fuck the plebs
white power all the way
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not 55 passing through
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hi
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Fuck it. Rollin'.
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>>599012144
sexy beat


bitches like swag
but I aint got no swag
so I stabbed the bitch in the pussy
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55?
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>>599013458
reasonably close
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>>599013458
sick rap
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Spit in her face, she's a big disgrace

I lace her drink, make her blink

She's on the floor, wanting some more

I'll get down tonight, fuck her brains right

Need some more coke, shit, I might even smoke

Weed, it's my shit, I love it every single bit

But you don't know shit about me, I am the one who fucks your lady.
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I be reppin that gangsta shit out here on the streets of malibu

never shot a gun in my life

robbed an old lady

never shot a gun in my life

called my sister a hoe

never shot a gun in my life

got in trouble at school

never shot a gun in my life

yeahhhhhhhhh uhhhh


>>599013337
>13337
confirmed descendant of hitler
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>>599013544
sick dubs
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>>599011104

Faggot

Chk -e -m -55 -G
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>>599013337
leeet
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>>599013738
jesus, 55 get, fuck this gangsta nigga
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55 get
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55 shit dont get cos thisll be hard
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try this
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>599999999 get
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OP HERE
Shit's up for 20 more mins, then I'll be going to the doctor, really feel like shit. COME ON, 55!
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>>599014119
55 too hard maytee
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I like dogs, specifically ASSHOLE SHIT PUSSSPUSSS
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You know who the "f" I am,

And if not, let me spell it out


They call me
D, U, D, E, T, H, A, T, H, A, S, S, E, X, W, I, T, H, P, I, G, S, F, O, R, M, O, N, E, Y
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55 ps
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repeating digits
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>>599014119
use>>599012144
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>>599014371
curses
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suck my cock

my filthy black cock

my filthy block uncut cock
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niggers
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fifthy five get plz
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I got a story that will waggle your balls
It's called me being the greatest
Thus requires applause
I recall of dropping shit
Like I shat in my drawers
Big sack like Santa Claus

I'm looking for pre-K dispationate fag
Fabulous
Fascist honkey garbage
That be takin' offense
To this bad hazardous lingo
That be dropped from a kid
Or that makes actresses
Look like ass and shit
And I'm passin' shit
Like the next level of a masochist
I'm strapping bombs around my waist
Just to blow up like the Taliban and shit

I eat dogs and I fry hogs
I'm Asian
Cause my dick is really small
And I'm burning through these book pages

Cash money like Bursar's
I'm sicker than the AIDS flus, hepatitis, and SARS
I rattle bars
Smoke rapper cigars
battle and scar padded Hispanics in bars
That at the cash register cards
Cause I swipe hard on these bitches

Yo
I lose money rapid like Nic Cage
A six gauge ring couldn't wrap around my dick
It's got a rib cage
I was chillin' when these dicks came like homos
Spittin' out mad phrases
Dumb like YOLO
It's a no-go when I get my face beat in
They call me crater face in school
But they got beef
And I got all the seasoning

Bring the pain
In a sinister way
Cause I strike with more blow
Than Kurt Kobain's brains
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ill cut your penis off and eat it
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>>599014520
honkeys
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>>599014638
thats way to fucking long you fat cunt
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I>>599011104
you better delivar OP
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>>599014717
i dont make the fuckin rules
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shit on a stick
call me aboriginal
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Oh, shit, can't wait to hit the streets.
Suckin' nigger's dicks as I bow to their feet
Oh, fuck I meant white power.
Hope the KKK doesn't find out.
Or I'm going in to Hitler's showers.
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ok
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>>599014762
yea, but this guy >>599014717 is right, i will skip such a BS
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>>599014782
common sense would be to not post a fucking novel because it isn't funny in the least bit, kill yourself
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ten ten twenty dollars on your titties bitch
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>>599011104
check this 5
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you spin me right round baby right round baby right round like a merry go round round, round round
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It was the September of my wife's divorce, already slammed a bottle of Hennessy, of course.

And if pennies are anything to go by, the bitch was worth her own weight in peroxide and "white" lies.

Lawyers calling me, former in laws ignoring me, my own kids are fucking "bored" of me! while the bitch is across the road on her knees in heat with the man that fathered me!

Fuck you, dad, happy father's day!
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>>599015056
close anon
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>>599015056
omfg wat the fuck i was so close
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:^)
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Killa B in da house
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destiny is calling me, open up my eagle eyeeeeeeees, because im mister bright side
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>>599015056
fuck it, let's go. give me few mins
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I can't rap
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fuck me in the ass hole
then my penis hole
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>>599011104
Let
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>>599015354
almost
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niiiiiggggeers

*drum solo*

fuck niggers
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i'll do it in french
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First of all, I'm not your friend, so stop lookin' at me
Second of all, I'm not a rapper, so stop rappin' at me
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Lel, I'm not doing it, even if I get it.
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bitches love my dick cause its green
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>>599015450
re-tap
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>>599015495
Lol nearly got 555
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>>599015524
So did you lol
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no words can explain the pain inside
it hasnt been the same since the day you died
wish i could change a time
i wish you were still here you made us laugh you made us cried

RIP dad
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>>599015538
Lol you too
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555?
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>>599015555
WINRARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>599015555
WINRAR
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>>599015555
epic winrar
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>>599015555
>quads
even better
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>>599015555
do it faggot
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>>599015555
WINRAR
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>>599015555
its time
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>>599015555
niceeee
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>>599015555
get
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55 pls
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>>599015667
Damn, just missed the devils Trips :'(
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pls
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>>599015555
delivar naow
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>>599015555
darude - sandstorm
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wank
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staaaaankyyyy
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<3
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>>599015555
Double 55!
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I swear it's a curse how I rip this verse. Test me and you'll be leaving in a herse.
Another lesson learned this be working my nerves. I be mixing up the beat the way your stomach churnes.
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>>599015855
nice
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>>599015864
You're the other anon who was going to deliver?

Still do it, I was loking forward to you posting.
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>>599015855
other fag backed out, now its your turn
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>>599015864
well you better pray OP saves the day you failed nigger, go suck your mothers titty bitchboy
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>>599015056
Hnnnng
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>>599015855
you up hombre, better fuckin deliver. step up
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>>599015864
>2011+4
>using iOS
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>>599015555
Shieeeeeet, fucking kek
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SHEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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Yo, fuck anybody I might alarm
Life is a tour, I sit and ride along
Taking some notes and then I write the song
I’m staring down the road my life has gone
Is this where I belong?
Is it wrong to not believe in right and wrong?
My mental state is fucking me up
And I cry the pond while asking you for some answers
But we don’t have that type of bond
That my desires gone with the way that I’ve been living lately
If I died right now, you’d turn the fire on
Sick of this bullshit, niggas call me a sellout
Cause I hopped on Christianity so strongly then I fell out
Now I’m avoiding questions like a scared dog with his tail down
Feeling so damn humiliated because they looking at me like I’m hellbound
What story should I tell now? I’ll just expose the truth
I'm so close to the fucking edge, I should be close to you
But who the fuck are You? You never showed the proof
And I’m only fucking human yo, what am I supposed to do?
There’s way too many different religions with vivid descriptions
Begging all fucking men and women to listen
I can’t even beat my dick without getting convicted
These ain’t wicked decisions, I got different intentions
I've been itching to get it, I’ve been given assistance
But the whole fucking system is twisted
Now I’m dealing with this backlash because Marcus isn't a Christian
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>>599016042
>>599015949
stay tuned. i shall deliver
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>>599015258
Shit, done with the 56 already. Well, fuck it. There ya go
>>599015258
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J7R2dNbMTR
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>>599015864
THAT'S NOT ME, I DELIVERED. fu
>>599016382
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Rolling, rolling, rolling on the riv-ah
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>>599016382
fucking kek
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I've never gotten dubs, trips, or quads in any thread. Ever.
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>>599016542
Lol
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>>599016382
Holy kek. My sides
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Im a dirty nigger
my cock is bigger
ima pull this trigger
shoot you in the face
then leave without a trace
nigga this a race
grab the cash
grab the do
smoke smoke hash
then fuck some ho
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>>599016382
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J7R2dNbMTR
We're good
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>>599016382
lol
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>>599016382
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J7R2dNbMTR
oh my god, my sides
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>>599016382
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>>599016382
respect

I'll give anyone a game on steam under $20 who can top >>599016382, leave your ID
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>>599016968
Good thread is good.
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>>599011343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTPRlerb1zQ&feature=youtu.be
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>>599016968
Hey, I can still top myself
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198042695995

give me few mins, i got an idea
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Rolling.
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>>599017246
use this beat nigger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7nuNdKCahQ
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>>599017363
Fark.
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this is gonna get good this thread just turned into a rap battle
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>>599015855
>>599015949
>>599016042
>>599016042

did my best. its really shit.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yByvSvLc4q
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iza black
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>>599017422
bretty col
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>>599017688
thx
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>>599017724
your english skills are just as bad as mine
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>>599017422
kek do part 2
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How do I nigger?
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>>599017896
im gonna have to be a fag and tap out.
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>>599017971
Do a part 2 and leave steam id yo
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>>599016968
OP here again-o. Something different uploading roght now. give a sec
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>>599017422
part 2 pls
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>>599016968
OP AGAIN. GOGOGOGO
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eu7kzRgK5W
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>>599011104
Can't make me.
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>>599018193
Lol. Sounds like a opening narration.
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>>599011104
Joke's on you OP, I have a horrible speech impediment that makes even normal conversation impossible... Oh, wait. Fuck.
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>>599018193
lol wtf are u rapping from its not even in this thread
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>>599017422
gay
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G6cg7LZ6MT
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>>599018644
kek, rap king has arrived

10/10
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>>599018644
nicely done, what instrumental is that?
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>>599019189
poke mart heist by raisi k
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>>599011104
nig nog
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Blacker than night
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Spin that shit. More Vocaroos go!
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>>599011104
challenge accepted, u fucking cunt.
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>>599019618
DO IT FAGGOT
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>>599019618
kek do it
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OP again. Here.
>>599016968
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wQjcmQTbMG
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this shit is kek
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>>599019690
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wQjcmQTbMG
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wQjcmQTbMG
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wQjcmQTbMG
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suck me OP
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so the thread die... sad.
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nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
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>>599022304
Nigger tits are black tits.
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niggers
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>>599017422

OPs not a faggot

I repeat

OPs not a faggot
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>>599022568
But thet's not OP. This is op.
>>599019690
and
>>599016382
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>>599019944
You sound like the guy from pendulum - blood sugar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_5zvV0btCo
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I didn't know there were this many russian and polish faggots in this thread. kek
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nigga nigga nigga
I'm 100% nigga
gimme your chicken and your money
cuz u don't wanna piss off a monkey
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>>599019164
master rapper here again this one was a little worse because im not good at reading fast

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RSvoCvXAqy
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Allah is all, allah is great

He gave me a chance to m8

For the sole purpose of procreation

Ima build up this muslim nation
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>>599016382
Nico let's go bowling
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>>599024223
faggot
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>>599024223
Wow faggot
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>>599024223
fag
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>>599024223
gg fagit
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>>599024223
What a faggot
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>>599024223
faggot
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>>599024223
who the fuck goes bowling faggot
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I'm a big old cuck,
And I like to suck,
My husbands cock,
And then get struck.
I'm shit out of luck,
Cuz I'm a shitty schmuck.
If you're down to fuck,
Then you've got your luck,
I just got stuck,
With my pants down, fuck!
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>>599024223
ulra faggot fagg
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>>599024223
faggot
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>>599024223
OH MY GOD

WHAT

A

FAGGOT
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>>599024223
That's not even funny
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>>599024223
FAGGOT
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Why is everyone calling me a faggot? What the fuck is going on?
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i eat my own shit, while i'm on an LSD trippp
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>>599025067
Fagghot
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>>599025067
You're more than a feg
>you're a samefag
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>>599025067
>>599024223
Faggot
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Butt-cleavage
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>>599025067
Nice try faggot
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHU AKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
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>>599025351
holy shit
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Yea rite..
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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
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sucka sucka fool
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>>599024223
faggot
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>>599025067
faggot ass nigga
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