You have 10 seconds to prove you're not a normie.
I watch anime, play dating sims, spend most of my time in my room. Fap to hentai almost exclusively, and I have a waifu.
With the way /b/ is now this is more in your favor of being a normie.
I truly believe in socialism.
Franklin and beyond is my favorite anime from the last two months that has under 3000 views in all
I have a 12 inch schlong and every store I go to I make sure to edge the head on to the counter while im purchasing something
>7 second cold boot
>i3 CPU with 4 gigs
>only task it needs to run is a browser
For the money this thing is exceptional and it's half the price. I thinking of rigging it inside of an old Toshiba T3100 for dat IBM keyboard.
I'll get a touchscreen when I want to reset up my Star Trek NG rainmeter.
>did I mention I'm not a normie?
I have Aspergers, like anime, have no friends, have no facebook, accepted a long time ago I would never reproduce/get a girlfriend, craft gunpla, ahegao when I ejaculate, sniff my sisters used panties, rub my unwashed balls on her stuff when she's not around, take cold showers, sleep naked, yell random shit, etc.
Anyone that believes in minimum wage is a socialist my friend.
>work 70 hours/week
>spend spare time on 4chan
>collect action figures
>been on 4chan since I was 12
I actually get super feels when I think about leaving this place. You guys are really my only friends. Even though you hate me.
hate? yes. But we respect a brother in arms. God speed with your shitty life anon, hope you can catch a break.
i can stay hard while scrolling through 4chan and come across gore and other gross stuff. i repeat, i stay hard.
>Frequently have fantasies of close friends of mine harshly sexually dominating me, to the point where on more than one occasion I have came while imagining my best friend slapping me on the face for not sucking his cock right.
>My sole motivation for getting a drivers license was so I could go to a convention in my Steven Universe Cosplay
>Routinely invent scenarios of absurd power for myself and my friends, but to be fair I usually either give everyone else in the fucking world similar powers in these fantasies, or severely limit my own powers with drawbacks to my existing powers
I know you won't believe me no matter what I say but I am simply not autistic, I have a large circle of friends who are lovely and not trash like me.
Dude I'm 18, live at home, and my current method of escape from my purgatory of masturbation and self starving is the navy. That's my whole plan, in a circle of friends in collage with bright futures and busy, exciting lives. They're not exactly in heaven, if anything they have it worse than I do as far as difficulty in daily life goes, but my escape is coming through selling my soul, not hard work, and the seeds I've sewn will be my harvest. I'm not a normalfag, but that's not always a good thing, anon.
You could be one of those
>OMFG SO HAWT
nerd guys the media keeps trying to convince everyone are TOTALLY a real thing and not an invention to keep the unpopular spergs of the world from losing all hope.
>Bragging about your IQ
Wow such Dunning-Kruger Effect
Yould be surprised I know lots of people who would message me from clubs I go to but unless im completely fucked on at least one drug I wouldn't be able to talk to them without getting bored as fuck and having to tell them id rather look at pictures of dead people on the internet than talk to them.
Eat some fucking dominoes and play WoW, then have a personality deprived hot chick come and save you from your depressive state of not having a girl to stand in the background while you eat dominoes and play WoW, fagtron.
If your coping skills are as bad as mine were, then it gets a little better. Not much, but less intolerable. After the military, THC helps, too.
I have fairly severe depression, and I started getting a lot of mental health treatment while I was in, that has continued since I've been out. Treatment helps, just a little, too.
Most bars aren't much better. Either they're expensive, they suck, or they're both. Alcohol is cheaper at the store than at the bar, and /b/ sucks but at least its free, and at least you aren't technically drinking alone.
I have steady employment, a wife, 2 cats and 1 dog. I live in the trendy part of the city, in a trendy apartment.
I still fap to traps on /b/ when my wife isn't home and more than one doctor has tested me for aspergers.
>I live in the trendy part of the city, in a trendy apartment.
I am not there.
I do not like niggers, oh wait that makes me normal. My bad.
Btw, my surroundings look normal but that's because I'm back at my parents house visiting, I'll be back to looking like human trash in no time, bank on it.
my mom yelled at me last night at 1am because i woke her up making chili and she said making chili at 1am is not nomal. normal people have 9-5 jobs and wake up at 530 and go to bed at 10. My mom told me last night I'm not normal.
shit that took more than 10 secs but it was close
Listen you faggot. I am not a normie because I co-ordinated mass attacks with 4chan against terrorist organizations. I am insanely smart with an IQ of 183(And not just an inside joke bait meme). I was to multiple 4chan rallies and I have a legit neckbeard. I have purchased 12 trillbies and 4 fedora(e). I do eat cheetos and mountain dew- so don't you ever fucking call me a normie and/or a normalfag or I will go to your house and chop you into bits with my katana. Fuck you, austistic faggit.
I am a transgender tanker truck driver from Texas. I'm also a tremendous furfag and I've written books. I had a Hunter S Thompson phase and I sold coke, MDMA, and weed. I also did a fuck ton of shrooms.
These days I've calmed down a get. Got a real job. I haul milk tankers for a livin'. Pays good. Kinda tough though.
Other than that I like to drive motorcycles and I like it when a guy fucks me good. AMA
No, never been to canada-land, ey.
And no. My first roommate out of highschool did meth and he would FLIP SHIT when he was coming down so that was the one thing I swore the fuck off. Dude was CRAZY. Screaming and throwing dishes. One day he pulled all the fucking food and shelves out of the fridge and splattered detergent all over the bathroom. WTF dude was trippin balls
In the acne department i am lucky, i just get it where it's not seen.
Struggle? Oh yes.. Struggle, i have been, i have seem, i have traveled and I've been the weirdo, the outcast all my fucking life. Spent the last two years living in a trailer 19'×8', where i fell apart and suffered. I am 22 and i already have stress indused grey hairs. The trailer had no ac in the summer and i ran out of propane a few times in the winter, life has been shit.
I have a full time job learning a trade with my dad.
I live in a nice apartment in a fairly nice area of town.
A girlfriend who loves me more than anything and would be a solid 10 by most anyone's standards, 8 lowest depending on autism standards.
Yet all I do is play wow and get drunk.
I do not enjoy the smell of shit.
I hate getting salt on my ring finger.
I am ver cautious when walking around corners.
There is no definable "main dish" when i cook.
I am most comfortable when driving in parking lots.
all while not having severe acne on your face how do you fucking do it m80
i had a grey hair on my chin, i plucked it out and never looked back, boo hoo.
go have severe acne and come back and talk to me, let me tell you it will fuck with you on a psycological level that you think you'll never amount to anything. it is the absolute worst i'd rather have down sydrome AT LEAST THEN YOU HAVE AN EXCUSE TO BE LESSER THAN OTHERS
My teeth are fucked, it's gong to take 2500$ to get them fixed, i hate baring my teeth for any reason.
>boo hoo hoo my skin looks like a linoleum floor at a meth lab.
Get ya hormones straight you underage cunt.
not that easy i'm over 20 years old i've done a super heavy dose of accutane my acne still rages on you don't know my life you don't know my struggle you're wrong kiss my ass.
sucks about you're teeth thought cannot relate.
people with real acne have more serious problems then washing your face, for me that just makes my skin overproduce oil so i have whiteheads everywhere the next morning.
>hurr wash your face every night that fixes it!!
for a person with normal skin, you don't know what it's like man, do me a favor and when you wake up every morning and look in the mirror and you don't have an agenda of pimples to pop do me a favor and just thank creation that you're so lucky because i'd do alot to just have some normal skin that doesn't react because i had a little too much saturated fat this week or too much sugar and because of that i break out and look like i'm a LEPER
neither of you know shit about what it's like, thank creation ever day for me.
Me too, mate. People don't choose who they're born as and who they become - they are almost entirely shaped by the people around them, So it doesn't make sense that people should be punished for not being able to become rich
I've been using the internet since the age of 6, and an internet troll for over 7 years. I don't have any friend, and LITERALLY all I do everyday is jack off, lurk 4chan and play video games. I stay in front of the computer all day, even when I eat. Fuck, I can't even order a fucking mcdonald's meal without being nervous. My own mother still cuts my hair for me, never been to the barber shop and she still brings food to my computer. My family hates me, they think i'm a waste of oxygen. I'm interested in stuff like existentialism, fan theories and such, and can type at 110WPM.
I spend every waking moment behind a screen shitposting, watching chinese cartoons, playing vidya and/or teaching myself programming.