Salam Alaykum /b/rothers! I am a Muslim and I am currently searching

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sage

Please, by the will of Allah, help out a /b/rother.

>>598058728
You didn't say "Peace be upon Him" after Muhammad (Peace be upon Him).
Prepare for beheading apostate.

>>598058728
I dated a muslim girl once.
I hated it. She was a bitch and cheated on me.
Also she was a nigger.
It might have been because she was a nigger.

>>598058880

Trust me /b/rother, I did say so in my heart.

Assolatuwassalam ya nabi Allah!

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>>598058855
butthurt mudslime detected

>>598059077
Please /b/rother! No name calling like that.

Verily it is not recommended in Islam to do that, lest you want to end up in the torments of hellfire.

Salam Alaykum!

>>598058728
at your local goat farm.

if you are into necrophilia, check your local halal grocer.

>>598058728
She was a dude

>>598059324
What is this bait business?

Please /b/rother, as I have stated, I am looking for a wife, not a bait.

I also have no need for baits because I don't fish, I usually consume Halal camel meat or mutton.

Thanks be to Allah for all the Halal meat I have eaten, very delicious.

>>598059305
/thread

Dear OP, let me explain something.

A century ago, women in our Western world were treated the same as women in your Islamic world; like dog shit.

But, since that time, Western women have fought long and hard for the right to work, to vote, to be treated like a human being, etc.

You are basically asking a woman to give up all of those gains.

So, your best bet is to look for somebody very broken or very stupid.

>>598059305
what is the meaning of this necrophilia?

You must forgive me, I am not familiar with the word /b/rother.

Do you have a sister?

>>598059615
No no no!

This is all a misunderstanding and clearly you have been brainwashed by the Jewish media.

Islam liberates women.

Instead of being outside half naked all the time like prostitutes. Islam treats women like queens - Always protected and kept pure by the will of Allah.

Thank you prophet Muhammad (PBUH) for all of your teachings, indeed we would be lost without you!

Yeah whatever man.

Go choke on a piece of bacon.

>>598060050

No bacon! Never!

Do you not know how filthy swine is? It is indeed one of the hallmarks of Islam that the flesh of swine is made forbidden by Allah.

Allahuakbar!

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How about this girl?

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Here, an incentive.

I shall educate you /b/rothers about the magnificent animal once rode by the prophet.

The name of this blessed creature is the Buraq.

The angel Gabriel brought this animal down from the heavens for the prophet to ride upon on his Ascension to meet Allah.

Truly wondrous this being!

Do you not see the power of Allah as the Creator?

Wake up please.

>>598060177
Obviously living in 12BC seeing as modern farming techniques make pigs not a dirty animal, ergo you are waisting your life not enjoying bacon or pork. Lol more for us inb4 jews as well.

Allah is one great guy, YFW you realise Allah hates you and wants his non-believers to have tasty meals

>>598060177
There are more bacteria in your gut than there are people on earth.

Peace be upon your pedophile of a prophet.

>>598060603

Giving up tasty pork (I truly do not know because my pure tongue will never touch it) is but a small sacrifice to be made compared to the rewards Allah has prepared for us in the hereafter.

While you infidels will be roasted forever in hellfire.

Do not call out to me when we get to the hereafter. Ask your pork meat to save you on the day of Judgement.

Allahuakbar!

>>598060779

True brother, bacteria...these little little creatures are indeed proof of how powerful Allah is.

To create so many of them and yet they are able to live hidden in the body.

I do not understand this word pedophile...but yes, peace be upon the prophet.

Salam alaykum!

>>598058728
HALAHALA SNACK BAR is the answer, you get 32 of them in heaven and shit.

>>598061456
Please /b/rother,

say it correctly.

Let me correct you...it is Allah-u-akbar.

Not snackbar. Snack is something you eat, yes?

And you cannot eat Allah, see?

It is simple. Allah-u-akbar.

Salam alaykum /b/rother.

>>598058728
VERPISS DICH MIT DEINEM SCHEIß MEME ALTER


meine fresse

this guy keeps spamming his "islam meme" in every thread.

if you want to complain, add him on skype

animui1

>>598058728
anyone who uses "allah" when speaking about the muslim god in english is a faggot.

just saying.

>>598060864
Bacon God is 10x the god allah is lol jks allah isnt even a god pfft

>>598061817

I am no faggot, there is no homosex in Islam, it is a grave sin and is forbidden by Allah!

Have you not learn from what happened to Sodom & Gomorrah?

Indeed Allah the Almighty is harsh in His punishment.

>>598061817
You are completely gay and also stupid

>>598061978
>There is no homosexuals in islam
>grave sin

ergo there must be fags in islam seeing as there is a law against it

Caucasians:1
Sandniggers:0

allah made bacon

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>>598058728

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>>598061990
I am humble muslim, blah blah
where are all the Muhamad gay pics at?

look upon your white woman

Allahu la Akbar
You mad Sandniggers?

allah hu snackbar

>>598058728
No worries bro just pop over to Alabama and wander round any town with your Koran telling farmers u wanna marry their daughters

>>598062754
some dude spent his free time making this, not realizing anchors are not used for baiting

Gtfo you fegget muslim

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>>598062552
>responding in complete seriousness
you are completely retarded

>>598058728
kindergarten.

>>598063029
If the fish is big enough, then you could use an anchor as a hook

>>598062754
pretty obvious as well if you read the thread

>>598063282
anchors arent sharp, so no you couldn't

>>598058728
JGKHUI

>>598063029
>>598063029
I agree, the faggot who drew it should have used a curly tailed grub or at least a Berkeley power worm lure as inspiration

>>598063572
>being this retarded

>>598063951
wow great argument, you sure convinced me.

>>598064082
im this guy - >>598063700
not this guy >>598063282
fucktard

>>598064272
did I imply you were?

having an anchor to represent bait is still retarded and you are both idiots

>>598064272
Hey I'm the curly grub guy! You wouldn't know a Zara spook from a fuking original gitzit u cumdribbling menstrual cramp!
Fishing ain't no game bitches!

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>>598065357
>having no argument other than just saying "ur retarded"
nice one