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New New Zealand thread.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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New New Zealand thread.
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This is now a BMW thread.
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>>598052433
How are your evenings boys? chch here, anyone going to world cup tomorrow?
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Havent had a new thread in a while
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>>598052598
Nope not going Auckland here. Different from OP
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Is clapistanian here?There was someone I was supposed to meet up with but I think I went to the wrong place.
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>>598052574
Fuck your shitty beemer
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>>598052433
Auckland reporting in
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Dunners in l8, this second or third?
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Saves me making another then, cheers man.
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>>598052433

Come back and give me timestamped pic with z written above pussy
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>>598052772
0620 here.
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Is the guy who wanted a Z in this thread?
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JAK you dirty bastard!

What time we meetan?
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>>598052866
>>598052890
Dat timing.
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>>598052864

You should give me a pic of your pussy with z written above it too. It would make my night
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>>598052866
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>>598052433

MANU FUCKING VATUVEI!
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>>598052867
Silverdale myself
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Your daily reminder it's not gay if it's femme dick
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>>598052938
Work tomorrow possibly until 5. Thursday next week is my last day of work would you rather meet then?
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>>598053031
Takapuna.
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>>598052987
But someone's already giving you one :^)
Seriously though you better give her the D, she seems pretty awesome.
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>>598052987

>>598052866
Throwaway email?
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>>598053173
Yeah I know but another one wont hurt :D go on
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>>598053194
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chch fag here
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>>598053194
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>>598053194
yuss. Hang on
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>>598052433
NZ I miss you!!! Lived there for 2 years. Had to leave 8 months ago when job ended. Would love to move back forever.
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>>598053194
What the fuck
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>>598053194
[email protected]
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>>598053345
Fuck off we're full.
Nah, but have some more pussy ;)
>>598053239
Go get laid already sheesh
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>>598053443
fat vagina
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>>598053173
nice tits :^)
>>598053254
>>598053321
LOL
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>>598053514
Thanks you too
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>>598053496

Please! I just want a pic, its cool to know i can get someone in another part of the country to do this lol. It would my night to get 2 in one night :)
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>>598052433
Why isn't idbro even back?
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>>598053496
mines better
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>>598053648
God this is so cringeworthy
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>>598053648
>being this desperate
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>>598053173
Those dirty great big milkers
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>>598053648
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To femannons of nz what should I put on my tinder to try get more matches...
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>>598053132
Nah,tomorrow's probably my last chance for a meetup,at least until I get my restricted.(sometime March)

Oh well.
:^(
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>>598053702
Yup. Its like they think this isn't fueled by exhibitionism or something.
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>>598053812
hmmm, can you give me photo? For inspiration
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I tried to mix coffee flavoured milk with whiskey, but the whiskey seems to kind of float on the milk so the top of the drink is way stronger than the bottom.
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>>598053825
Damn, I leave for uni next Sunday but I have my restricted so we could suss something. This is dave right?
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>>598052433
Bayfag detected
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>>598053979
whisky is acidic, milk with curdle. Don't drink that shit.
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>>598053812
Be rich. Some people say that girls fuck rich guys for their money, that's not true they are genuinely attracted to them, a guy being rich makes them wet as fuck.
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>>598053907
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>>598052433
>>598053651
>New New
IDbro is the OP
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>>598054056
Will it make me sick? Because I've already had a glass.
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>>598053194
>>598053469
??
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>>598052433
>>>/soc/
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>>598054145
hmmm what does your tinder say atm?
>>598054199
you might get the shits.
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>>598054122
T.t to much of a nice guy...
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>>598054303
If acid makes milk curdle, then won't it curdle in my stomach anyway?
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>>598054005
Damnit,yer its me David,sadly I'm going back to waimarima and ppl that wouldn't handle a /b/tard well this Monday...


Maybe you could show up to my church Sunday next(if you don't leave in the morning)
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>>598054459
yup
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>>598054318
Way too long. Just list height, dick size, and yearly income. That's all women care about.
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>>598054303
My first pic is to draw attention and I don't have alot of pics on my tinder Beacuse I'm camera shy the pic I posted was when I was at the pools.
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>Way too long. Just list height, dick size, and yearly income. That's all women care about.
> 6 foot tall.
>$20 an hour
Depending on forplay biggest I've seen 17cm
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>South Auckland
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>>598053469
Did my email get there?
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>>598054614
>lets charge get down to 8%

Clearly women won't date you because you're irresponsible.
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>>598054614
there's your problem. Gotta get your face out there more. No one wants to hear why your here and shit.
Gotta bait the ladies. Tell them you what you enjoy and what you'd do for them and what your looking for.
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>>598054874
I've never used tinder btw. Never had to.
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>>598054318

You're such a fucking faggot.

>tumblr/reddit
>mentions debt
>faggy first sentence

I'm a femanon and i'd never fuck you.
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>>598054784
No try

[email protected]
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>>598054520
I'll be leaving sometime in the morning and I've never been to church in my life. I'll let you know if I get off early tomorrow.
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>>598054994
He's cute, but I'd have to agree with you.
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Bitches love confidence, and by confidence I mean "Ay girl u wan sum fuk?"
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>>598052433

guys...I've got my 1 year anniversary with my gf tomorrow...
What should I get her?
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>>598055054
>>598054994
same fag
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>>598055114

I would totally fuck you. wanna meet up?
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Ausfag here. Going to wellington in March. What do?
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Why is Soviet Union best union?
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>>598054994
Not one person has asked what debt it's student loan bull shit.
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>>598054994
>>598055054

this. I'd friendzone him maybe, but he just seems pathetic.

also if im on tinder looking for a man who can wine and dine me, I'm not gonna pay any attention to someone like that. what are we gonna do, sit in his crummy apartment posting on reddit together while he complaints that ordering pizza is too expensive? haha no.

####1 >>>>>>> anything for me is if i think the guy can afford to bring me out on the town and show he knows how to have fun. i dont hook up with tinder scrubs.
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>>598053651
Stop stealing my meme.

Why isn't IDbro even back?
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>>598054784
I got that email but I cant reply from that throwaway address. Send me your cell number or someway to contact you
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>>598055130
The D
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>>598055219
There's a bar called Motel, go there on Tuesdays. Two for one cocktails. Very much worth it.
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>>598055250
debt is debt and it's not attractive. no one wants to know about it.
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>>598055209
Naw soz
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>>598055250

It doesn't matter. You want to move somewhere asap, you're saving money for debt, you spend your time on the internet and you sound lame.

Sorry, maybe you're a nice guy, but you're obviously not going to afford to do nice things for a girlfriend, you come off as a wimpy dweeb type, and I wouldn't even think twice before deciding I would never have sex with you.

You wanted honesty there's honesty. No women will read that about you and want to see you.
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>>598055318
Yeah that's a pretty sad point. And it sounds exactly like my life right now but my boyfriends adorable.
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Better?
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>>598055588
DONT MENTION THE DEBT
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>>598055588
also holy fuck get a hair cut! Shower more than once a day. holy shit I can smell your beta. You play wow? and Lol?
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>>598055588
Why the fuck did still include student loan debt? You've just condensed the previous mess
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>>598055565

eventually for me at least I ask myself if he was really what I wanted then wouldn't he do more so he could do more for me. you know??

i like to have fun. i only want boyfriends who have it in them to not be so poor that we can't do things. or that he can't buy me something nice now and then to show he cares.

men without confidence and money are just meh..... be honest don't you think you'd want something better if it came along? at least thats how its been for me
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>>598055499
Fucking whore slut, think your too good for me.
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>>598055250
That's superfluous, you claim to need 7 seconds for impressions then go and spend an hour talking about more dry bullshit than the treaty of waitangi
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>>598055042
Shame...
I figured as much with you never having been to church,thought it'd be crackup

But cool,keep me posted.
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>>598055828
Maori confirmed.
Think, who's taking the pictures?
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>>598055828
yeah having sex with a /b/tard is a no go and you've enforced the idea.
>>598055806
I do nothing with my life and I don't expect my partner to carry me. I've been there. I've been with my boyfriend for over 2 years. To be honest I'm not much of a catch anyway.
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>>598055959
not to mention I've seen these photos before.
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>>598055779
I was clarifying it but forgot it when typing it out.... more editing...
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>>598056071
Too lazy to take oc so every day is repost day.
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>>598056226
You should write emily on your tit's for me lol
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>>598056152
Tinder boy, you in the Wellington region?
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>>598056226
Too lazy...
Or too male?
I am suspect.
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>>598056026
> To be honest I'm not much of a catch anyway.

get some confidence of your own girl. 2 years might have worn you down

if your guy isnt doing nice things for you theres no guilt in shopping around. just get to know who's out there and who's interested. if your boyfriend loves you he'll do more to keep you, but you shouldn't have to waste your best years not having fun or not having nice things

trust me ive been in relationships like yours and i know now to drop scrubs like that like a bag of rocks. too many guys out there with better jobs and confidence who aren't afraid to spend some money on their girlfriend and make your life together a lot better
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>>598056364
I am not.
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>>598056321
Only if you write "Grove street 4 lyf" on yours
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auckland here... where are the fucking ounces at.
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>>598056461
My pants
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>>598056461
Surprised this hadn't been bought up sooner.
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>>598056461
I fucking know your feel
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>>598056461
Kingsland
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>>598055828
butthurt virgin detected
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>>598055588
i think i know u, ash?
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>>598056410
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Probably sounds more shit...
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>>598056410
Yeah I can see where you're coming from. I've got medical problems so even if I managed to catch a great guy I wouldn't have the energy or the stamina to do awesome stuff. I actually like sitting around watching random shit, playing video games and eating pizza.
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>>598056822
Happy birthday
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>>598056820
Nope my name isn't ash.
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>>598056822
Dunedin cold at the moment?
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>>598056854
WHY ARE YOU BEING PICKY!? 5,5? Holy shit, asking for a girl that likes long walks on the beach is better than that.
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>>598056956
a balmy 10C
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>>598057072
sorry m8
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>>598056372
Bapzimbabwe
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>>598056932
different b ro
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I've just been through a bad relationship that sorta scared me a bit to much...so thanks for the help /b/
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>>598057072
guts.

Anyone listened to the latest Drake mixtape/album?
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>>598057325
Yeah it leaked on mu pretty shit tbh
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>>598057361
danm, I've just started listening to it now. Was getting hyped for a late night of decent music and shitposting on /b/
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>>598057361
I would imagine this is fairly accurate
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Uuugh, Drake.
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http://www19.zippyshare.com/v/dd1CZDAM/file.html

<3 TinGuy
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>>598056882

eh, a more successful guy could give you a better place to live and more comfort. your boyfriend should want to do better in life to do better for your relationship. for me at least guys who dont do that get dumped because they should want to do nice things for me
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I like korean girls.
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>>598057937
Fuck off you're not idbro you poseur
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>>598057937
Good for you
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>>598057894
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>>598057937
have a cutie azn
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>>598057894
omg your right, I live in a caravan!
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who or what is idbro
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someone hook me up wit some molly
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>>598057894
You're the worst kind of woman. Selfish and superficial.
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>>598057937
Based idbro
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>>598058137
location
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>>598058085
he is(was?) a disgusting tripfag that loves korean culture.

other than that he was a decent dude.

Better than this Nathan faggot.
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>>598058240
I'd love to meet him. Maybe touch his cawk. Just for a second.
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>Hurrrrr my man needs to take care of me 4 lyf :^)
New Zealand women, folks. Its shit like this that gives me no faith in humanity.
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>>598058207
blockhouse bay
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>>598058137
Weird request but ok
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>>598058443
I look after my bf.
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>>598058240
yeh ive encounter nathan before, seemed like a faggot.
why was idbro called idbro
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>>598058402
I'm actually a little curious to see what he's like in real life.
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>>598058458
wrong island sorry
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>>598058085
there should be an image out there that sums him up.
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>>598058655
A pretty good shag
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>>598058725
Idbro's a good shag? Noice.
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>>598058600
He started that overly used (not so much anymore for obvious reasons) meme "why are IDs even back"
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>>598058494
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>>598058153

why because i have standards? most women do. if you're a loser then why should i have to stay with you. i dont want to waste my life with a guy who doesn't care enough to be able to take me nice places or do nice things for me. im not gonna stay in some crummy apartment for a guy who can't be successful

if a guy wants me he better get a good job and know what hes doing in life. because im worth that
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>>598058891
ahhh the good old days. The lack of id's have killed these threads, we should move to /soc/ seriously.
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>>598058681
yo you got hookups? im in blenheim brah wu8
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>>598058792
Yeah tbh I think he might be gay tho
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>>598059233
Dubs make it true. Damn.
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>>598058973
>Lol I'm not superficial, I just need nice things and a successful partner with steady income!
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>>598059233
dubs confirms it
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i would totally fuck idbro if he was gay
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>>598059233
Tbh I would suck his cock
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>>598058973
You need a guy with a successful career because you don't have one?

>because im worth that
What exactly makes you worth that?
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>>598058973
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>>598059426
id bite his tiny weiner
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>>598059341

i dont date or stay with losers. if you wont try to do better for a woman then its you whos superficial. you dont deserve her
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>>598059426
Its aight
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>>598059532
what does he look like?
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>>598059465

because if he cant be more successful for me then there are lines of guys who will.

women dont like being with losers. not a single woman thinks its good that her boyfriend has a bad job or doesnt buy her things or take her out often. every woman wants nice things

guys who cant do better dont deserve better.
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>>598059500
How does that make a guy superficial? I'm not sure you understand the word
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>>598059574
5" dick
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>>598059639

fine it makes him weak and pathetic

i dont fuck pathetic men
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>>598059676
ooo sad for him. Did you atleast look at his face?
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>>598059203
further south
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>>598059574
You know Brandon who always posts on /b/ complaining why no one likes him? Suspiciously like that
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>>598059726
ye

10/10
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>>598059726

5 inches is above average so stop acting like its sad to have a 5 inch dick ok
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Palmyfag reporting. Just a friendly reminder that I touch all your groceries.
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>tfw no idbro bf
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>>598059719
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>>598058891
i still see that in almost every nz thread
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>>598059500
Riiiight, not being successful is superficial, I'll note that in my new book I'm releasing; "Check your superficial privilege and get me that dosh". It'll be a great read for any like-minded feminazi such as yourself.
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>>598059777
trips

butthurt, 5 incher
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Who watches anything but 3 news, tv1 and prime a shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlNFIOz5218&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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>>598059789
oi, JAK
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>>598059834

what are you on about. your probably one of those poor idiots who thinks a girlfirend should stay with your pathetic ass forever
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>>598059756
needs to have keys face shooped here.
>>598059777
Wow, sorry I triggered you, also checked.
>>598059758
mmmMMM
>>598059834
Lol
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>>598059719
Yet you're on /b/.
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>>598059607
how old are you?
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>>598059777
7.5" reporting in
your dick small af bro hahahahahahhaha
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>>598052433

Yo guys, whats the best uni for medicine and biology studies?
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>>598059877
angus?
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>>598059877
wat?
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>>598059988
Otago probs.
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>>598060068
>>598060032
which one is jak?


U still @ nw?
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I've been living in Australia since 2008 (born in Christchurch) and for my birthday yesterday I got 2 x 8 cans of L&P I was fucking stoked. Does anyone else still enjoy that shit?
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>>598059967

24 why
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>>598059916
You got me. Ouch. Ow. Burn is very hot :(
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>>598060197

men who wont do better to make a nicer life for their girlfriends dont deserve girlfriends
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>>598060261
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>>598060092

thanks bro
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>>598059985
I dunno, mines 7.5 and I don't think its size is anything to brag about.
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>>598060261
You assume I don't which is, once again, why you are superficial. She's even reading this now and is pretty entertained by how much of a vapid cunt you're making yourself out to be.
Also check my dubs.
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>>598060444
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>>598059967

also im american. our women are more free here to not have to stay locked in relationships with loser men. that way an american woman can find a good man who treats her right.

i dont know if NZ is just some kind of middle eatern like sexist place (i know its not in the middle east k?) but in the US men should have to provide instead of being scrubs. knowing this thread i will always think twice before dating any NZ man if they all like this thinking they shouldnt make money or do nice things for their girlfriends
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>>598060444
Of fucking course I get trips.
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>>598059574
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>>598060176
That line of men is gonna shorter and shorter every year sweetheart.
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>>598060509
Isn't men having to provide a bit sexist?
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>>598060419
No probs, its pm the best for most studies. Except law
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>>598060119
I'm the Palmyfag but I'm not Jak.
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>>598060509
American? More like American Israeli you fucking kikegina.
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>>598060444

i didnt assume anything about you im just saying i refuse to date scrubs and losers who cant afford a nice life with me. can you or your girlfriend tell me why i should sink down into the gutter for a man who cant make ends meet??? no way.

btw i dont know if you do well or not but if you decided to stop trying and didnt do anything nice for your girlfriend and couldnt afford a nice place to live i can tell you for sure she would leave you too. because if you cant do well that reflects on you as a man. men who cant find success are pathetic to date and its too hard to respect them or live comfortably with them
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>>598060444
>"check my dubs"
>gets trips
The gods hold you in high esteem
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>>598060617

what? men who want to be romantic should buy nice things and take their girlfriends to dinner. its what good men want to do. when a man isnt doing these things its because he isnt good enough to make it in life and really he isnt good enough for his woman
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>>598060521
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>>598060679
Your traditional values are showing. Do you do well? Are you successful? If the answer is no then you're what is wrong with women today.
>>598060703
The gods fucking hate feminism, what can I say?
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>>598060509
>im american
It's all making sense now.
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>>598060866

its none of your business what i do. but what i dont do is stay with men who are losers. do you really think being a loser is an attractive thing?
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>>598060814
broke bitch detected
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>>598055499
Kek
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>>598059830
Not like this
>>
i love these captcha
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>>598060935
Feminist "Full time mummy :)" detected. Take your social justice and fuck off back to tumblr you misandrist piece of filth.
>>
You New Zealanders are fags for ganging up on one woman in your threads.

Stay classy.
>>
>>598060935
broke bitch meter off the charts
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>>598061091
White kike brigade arrives
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>>598061065
Mine on clover suck ass...
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>>598061127
Fuck the hypocrisy is killing me with this bitch.
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>>598060935
confirmed for worthless gold digger.
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>>598061211
Hey guys she might be a qualified beautician
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>>598061206
ouch, i try not to post from my mobile. Stick to lurking
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>>598061426
Heh.
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>>598061426
so what? im attractive
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>>598061426
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>>598061427
Also I got that cap wrong by one letter failed to post...
>>
>>598061528
Based idbro
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>>598061528
I'm shocked and frankly a little disappointed this hasn't been said yet, but tits or gtfo.
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>>598060935
what's a loser in your books?
>>
>>598061631
Are you fucking blind? Scroll up bitch
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>>598061528
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>>598061698
Those tits aren't hers
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This bitch gotta be trollin... Surely your all getting trolled....

Guys I dont know anymore.
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>>598061780
I don't want the ride to end
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>>598057937
there's fuck loads of asians in new zealand
>>
i only date men who earn AT LEAST 30K A YEAR
>>
>>598061045
Is there anyone that hates idbro?
>>
>>598061528
For now, but in a couple years they'll want nothing to do with you. I mean why would they waste their money on you when they can get someone younger and prettier.
>>
>>598060679
is it fair for a man to break up with a chick who isn't putting out?
>>
>>598061780
I'm actually fine with this.
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>>598061896
so you wanna fuck my dad?
>>598061977
Find out why first.
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>>598061780
I dove in a long time ago man.
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>>598061896
30k a year isn't much. Kinda setting your sights a little low don't you think?
>>
>>598061930
FUCK

NO
>>
>>598061896
Tbh that's like the benfit on work and income salary.
>>
>>598061977
Absolutely, if you spend money on her, she is obliged to put out.
>>
>>598061930
He's breddi cool, I just don't like azns.
I feel like a heretic :(
>>
>>598061641

any guy who lives in a shitty apartment or has debt or has a job instead of a career.

if a guy ever looks "defeated" to me i dump him. ive been in relationships with guys like that and its not worth living like that. i want to be comfortable and have nice things and feel like he loves me when he does nice things for me. i dont want some guy who acts like its not his fault that he's a loser.

if you're a loser then it is your fault and you dont deserve me.
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>>598062111
She should probably come finger blast me then.
>beneficiary life
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>>598062192
*Don't want you
Fix'd that for you, enjoy dying alone.
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>>598053669
That pussy is hot!
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>>598060509
>im american
>american
you're the type who gives your people a bad name
>>
>>598062192
So by that logic anyone with depression should go fuck themselves, yeah?
>>
>>598062091
>>598062111

that wasn't me. it was probably one of you

no i dont settle for men who make poor money
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>>598062192
"So why did you break up with him?"

"He looked defeated"
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>>598062257
Ayyyyy
>>
Well I'm from Hamilton, i've had 2 old BZP pills I found in my desk and just feeling the effects. Any ideas on what I should do?
>>
>>598062339
Vidya, sex if available, a shooter would probably be awesome.
>>
>>598062288

thats just an excuse so i wouldnt stick around to hear the complaining anyways
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http://strawpoll.me/3628951
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>>598060814
>implying we don't do that
all you're doing is describing a shit bf from any country
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>>598062389
I know a girl like you, you'd like her.
She got fat at 26 and beats her husband.
>>
>>598062389
>clinical depression is an excuse

Well I guess I'm going to need a new broke bitch meter
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>>598062501
>I want someone motivated enough to support my lifestyle of doing nothing and being a beauty queen
>Oh you're miserable too? Fuck off, loser :)
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>>598062389
I don't see girls with less than a PGdip, does that make me bad, or do you agree it's an okay standard?
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>>598062389
whoa what a bitch, I'm a chick and I've got depression. Fuck you.
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>>598062592
<
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>>598062592
Yeah. That feel when it actually says "Incurably cynicism" on my doctor's file.
I fucking love my doctor.
>>
>>598062677
*Incurable
Fuck
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>>598062672
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>>598062375
Sex not available, Any recommendations on a shooter?
>>
>>598062677
Got heaps of other problems too. My doctors are dicks.
>>
>>598062566
this. what if guys want a chick that has proven to be somewhat successful?
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>>598062592
Tits or gtfo
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>>598062743
>>598062672
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>>598062450
I voted no but...
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>>598062810
can I get a please?
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i just want a kiwi woman
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>>598062786
Anything that you can focus on will work, but shooter-wise I'd say anything multiplayer. Also have fucking awesome music playing, for this purpose I'd suggest Unreal Tournament if it's not 100% dead yet. Fuck I miss UT.

>>598062803
Yeah, I've only just gotten a good one.
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lol
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>>598062938
Well your shit out of luck unless you want weapons grade cunt gas or an STD because the good ones are very few.
>>
>>598062864
Not the who requested, but please.
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>>598062955
Original or 2k4? I fucking loved 2k4
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>>598063011
Ironically I found a good one by hanging out with the biggest scumbag I know. His missus happened to have a qt 3.14 innocent virgin sister who is no longer innocent, or a virgin. Ayyyyy.
But seriously go for the virgins if possible unless they're like 25+ because then they're probably psychotic.
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>>598063063
M8 Anyone with taste loved 2k4
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>>598063063
I have a soft spot for GOTY but that's just cause it was my first, 2k4 is fucking amazing though and I occasionally play UT3 because vehicles, but the music isn't as catchy.
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