POST YOUR FAVOURITE GREEN TEXT

OP posted mine. Damn...

>>597806175


........ i don't even

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>>597806419
>porn blaring through the room from the shattered tv with ashtray stuck in it

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>>597806908
>pic related

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>>597805888
nice trips

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>>597806419


yes.

>>597805888
Nobody noticed that OP got trips?

>>597806175
Dastardly.

>>597806175
holy fuck

Does anyone have the greentext where an anon gets a footjob from a blonde loli? Would appreciate

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>>597807528

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>>597807528
What kind of story is this? I'll read it later.

>>597807762
>>597807850

Go to >>597807267

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the funny banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Banana is love" I say; "Banana is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the funny banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the funny banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Banana is love. Banana is life

>>597808438
fuck you

>>597808281
Skinwalker/Goatman.
It's from /x/

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my favorite.

>>597807528
Classic creepypasta, well worth the read

>>597808711
I said what KIND of story you autistic fuck

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Always kek so hard

>>597809219
Creepypasta about a skinwalker/Goatman.

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This... this right here is one of the best ever.

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>>597808196

this one?

>>597806439

Eat it to gain its strength.

KEK

>>597809533
What the fuck

>>597809946
Fuck off yames

>>597809961
Yeah Thanks Anon

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Sorry not green text but still worth sharing

>>597810510

no prob

got any more like it?

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Not greentext but I kek

>>597807402
no one gives a fuck and you're a faggot.

>>597810776
Love that one
fucking dirt daubers

>>597810903
K

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Slightly depressing and long but worth the read

>>597808438
I really really like this post

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Not sure if this has been posted but it's one of my favourites

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>>597806419

>>597809349
>>597808983
>>597808776

yes

>>597810436

no

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>>597811080
I've read it
Not depressing
Not worth the read
You're a faggot and this green text is shit.

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Anybody have that green text where the dudes gf is a jar of prego sauce? thought i had it saved but cant find it anywhere and that shits my fav

>once upon a time
>go fuck yourself

>>597811217


yes

>>597811231
this one...fuckin legendary

>>597808057
gold

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>>597811548
yee

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>>597808983

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>>597812127
post it then pls

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anyone got the story of eight beers?

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>>597812513
tyty

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>>597812789

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>>597812853

>>597807441
LOL

>>597813950
thx

>>597814041
No problem. It's a great read although very sad.

>>597809219
>/x/
>paranormal

>>597807528
Holy fuck

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Spaceman 1/?

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>>597814870
Spaceman 2/?
Shall I continue?

>>597809162
kekkity kek

Does anyone have the one about the 4 college roommates and one f the gets a fat girlfriend that everyone hates? That one is my all time favorite

>>597814681
i think its my favorite because of how it opens with "sorry, we don't have autism in Ireland" and has the ending that makes you cry like a bitch everytime

>>597815101
already been posted

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>>597815074

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>>597805888

>>597809349
This

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>>597806419
>gently cuming into the air

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>>597815138
I love it because the guy lives such an extraordinary life and that makes me feel like I need to as well. Stories like this have really helped bring me out of my shell.

>>597815220
Spaceman 4/?

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>>597811231

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>>597808883
>alan aadvark

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>>597815584
Spaceman 5/16

>>597806484
Man, I laughed my ass off at this. So good

>>597815584
go on

>>597815101
>>597811231
Here

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>>597816136
Spaceman 6/16

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>>597816341
Spaceman 7/16

>>597808664
woah....this

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>>597816472
Spaceman 8/16

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>ctrl+f
>foodbro
>0 results

I am disappoint

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>>597816622
Spaceman 9/16

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>>597816688
Already posted :)

>>597816869
Spaceman 10/16

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>>597817095
Spaceman 11/16

>>597817095

if this ends with open the door i dont even know what ill do

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>>597817236
Spaceman 12/16

>>597811231
learn to name your files faggot

>>597817276
Lol no worries man. The ending is kinda disappointing but not THAT disappointing.

>>597817330
Spaceman 13/16

>>597817553
kinda shat the bed there

>>597817553
Forgot pic

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>>597817553
Whoops

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>>597817676
Spaceman 14/16

>>597811231
worth it

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>>597817820
Spaceman 15/16

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>>597817927
Spaceman 16/16

Thanks for sticking with me anons, enjoy the story

>>597806175
>my bastard
holy keks

>>597806175
Thats sad man

>>597808438
I would really really like you to an hero

>>597818042
10 out of motherfucking 10

>>597818042

Amazing but i cant stop but thing there might be 1 more? what song does she play? rocketman?! fuck

>>597818042
God damn! Good as shit

I like the one where the hooker farts while anon is rimming her - and the one with the stoned paranoid kid in the park mistaken for a rapist.

don't have screen caps tho.

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not even sure what this is. Posting it to read it. probably good though.

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>>597818495
Yeah the anon I got it from said he lost it. I'm satisfied though.

>>597818407
>>597818792
If you guys want more there's this, but warning there's major feels at the end

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>>597806439
>eat it to gain it's strength

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must read

>>597809749
One of the saddest fucking things I have ever read, but my sides are made of fucking mush right now.

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>>597819582
Boy are you gonna love this

>>597809749
kek

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every fucking time

>>597807441
That darned monsta went and tricked me again

>>597808057
Sauce on the video please

>>597819205
Here bro, here's the rest of the story.

http://i.imgur.com/SpAr7oc.jpg

I Think I Feel a Miscarriage Coming On

>>597818042
I almost didn't read this for being too long, glad I did.

>>597820926
Thanks Anon

>>597808664

>sees 12/15/14 post date

mfw this faggot stole this from tumblr

>>597821174
same here

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>>597812045
>Yeah, but I told him.

>>597821359
mfw who gives a shit it's funny

>>597810776
Jesus Christ.

>>597809162

holy fuck i've never read this one before and i'm losing it

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>>597821359
its been around longer, the faggot just stole from an old cap, some fuck capped that

>>597819205
Anybody finished reading this yet?

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>>597808983
>>597812565

>>597822134
I've read it in the past.

>>597822046
god damn it fuck you, my neighbor's kid is over here right now because niggers gonna nig and apparently lock their kids out while they go out for several hours, and I woke him up with my laughter and couldn't explain what I was laughing at

>>597813950
fuckin feels every time

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>>597822317
Read this one?
Also-Trigger warning

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R.I.P. Mootikins

>>597822435
kek

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>>597822435
means its nigger posting time
glad to help a fellow anon scare the nigs

>>597822702
yep

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>>597822702

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>>597822842

>>597819205

holy shit man the feels are real

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>>597822913
Damn son. How about this?

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>>597823282

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>>597823436

>>597823403
Yeah, trying to get my mom to read that one.

>>597810891
wat

Does anyone have this following story that was posted on /b/ for like a month with followups and shit? I can't fucking find it. Here's the basic plot to what I remember.


>guys a kid in the like late 90's, he has a single mom
>single mom is a stoner and a cunt
>knows this one young female
>this female is really nice to him since his life blows
>they have sex a few times and whatnot

I also think if I recall the dude met up with the chick too.

>>597819205
Wow. Beautiful. Just fucking beautiful.

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>>597822894

>>597806175
How does one get the idea that after rape, you cum in the pussy?

I mean, even in the nose sounds more logical

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>>597823580
True vet here! Post some if you got em. Here's Amy, one of my favorites.

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>>597824300
what is with you feelers

>>597824300
Pretty sure I've read em all. Been depressed lately, mostly keep to feels threads.

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one of my fav

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hello friends I come from the land of /d/

>>597808776
That wasn't acid, sounds like pcp

>>597807528

I wasn't wearing a shirt when I started reading this but now I am fully clothed and the lights are on and I have a knife

>>597824636
Feels stories are typically the best stories. If there were good funny stories I would like those too.

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>>597824702
/b/ prepare/d/

>>597824636
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

I recognize that gay blowjob

Anybody got what I'm referring to?

>>597825344
that thread with the gay bj

>>597824678
Was just about to request this one, thanks.

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>>597825079
well i guess i'll post the few vidya feels i have.
then anti-cunt

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>>597825344
yee

>>597818042

Waste of time.

>>597806419
>I started gently cumming into the air

Oh god

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>>597825660

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>God speed anon!

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>>597825858

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>>597825972

>>597806175
Fuckin white people. Damn snow niggers.

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>>597826057

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Anyone know if there is more to this story?

>>597810776

Holy shit kek

>>597825502
np

>>597806175
mother fucker made jon snow, props

>>597818748
Kek

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>>597827718
Cont.

>>597818042
I know there's one more. And I WANT IT

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not a greentext but fuck it

>>597826169
no, that was it.

>>597829071
see
>>597820926

>>597823051
Gets me everytime

>>597806175
Damn dude, i fucked some chick a couple years ago, came a lil inside as i pulled out, she was saying prior that she was preggo, not sure if BS but that kid is starting to look like me.

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>>597805888
this one by far

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>>597829650

>>597826113
>keep changing the video from 2d to 3d
Every fucking time.

>>597829193
Thanks, Anon

>>597813460
Fuck you

>>597806175
Savage

>>597815584
>if I come to hate or love you one day, I'll tell you

I already know this is gonna be bad for my feels

>>597809349
Toppest kek I've ever had holy fuck

>>597813950
Fuckin feels man...

Anyone have the one with the dragon dildo and the cops it's a good one

>>597813460
holy shit! lmao

>>597807441
>archers of her feet
>archers

i would photoshop something but im too lazy

>>597833238
Your move Mr. Law man