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New Euro Risk thread Choose capitals, colors and name of country

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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New Euro Risk thread

Choose capitals, colors and name of country

>>Junebug Zimbabweezelbub, Lord of the Slapaho Tribe, Lion Elect of Britannica
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>>597805756
bump
>
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>>597805756
Bragi the Faithfull of the land Valhalla will start in the true north (west norway)
>Bragi the Faithfull - Valhalla
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>>597805756
Capital Northmost part of Britain.
Red
Maccabee of Christendom
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>>597806802

>Maccabee - Christendom
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>>597806771
Purple!
>Bragi the Faithfull - Valhalla
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>>597806921
Bump
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>>597805756
> Teal
> Estonia
Starting In Estonia
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>>597807890
>>597807911
Also Capital on island of Estonian coast
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>>597807911
Start the expansion of the holy land go north and east
>Bragi the Faithfull - Valhalla
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>>597805756
Spot right next to PINK is the pink of New Fagedora. Pink or go home.
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>>597808301
Alright we have 4, start your rolls gentleman

Make sure you include your faggoty Leader name in green text as a signature
>>Junebug Zimbabweezelbub, Lord of the Slapaho Tribe, Lion Elect of Britannica
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>>597808947
go north
>Bragi the Faithfull - Valhalla
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Also, if I have to leave for whatever reason, someone else can take over. I vote Bragi the fagg.

>>Junebug Zimbabweezelbub, Lord of the Slapaho Tribe, Lion Elect of Britannica
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>>597808947

Move to southern England.

>Maccabee - Christendom
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>>597809476
sorry Bragi the Faithfull
have to sleep and dream about faggot stuff
may you roll well gl hf
>Bragi the Faithfull - Valhalla
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>>597808947
Do the capitals actually have any benefit in this version, because the rules on the side don't say so.
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>>597808947
Westward bound! For to gather worshipers!

>Pink of New Fagedora
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>>597805756
Sovngarde
Brown
Balgrik The Cold, High King of the Nords
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>>597808947
> Estonia
TO THE SOUTH
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>>597809899
>>597805756
If you mean capital area i'll take morocco, Seville, or somewhere in Arabia.

>Balgrik The Cold, High King of the Nords
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>>597810009
activating hacks on the battlefield is no way to be soldier.
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>>597805756

> Fez
> New Morocco
> Orange
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>>597810009
Tfw almost quad zeros
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>>597809899
You take Bragis place
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Bumping for that time
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>>597810771
New faction: Mongols, they cant take any of your land but to take it takes double points to conquer their land
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>>597810771
Alright, then I surrender all my territory to New Fagedonia.
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>>597810771
> Estonia
That's some nice south you got there
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>>597811045
>>597810771
New Fagedora* my bad.

>Balgrik the Cold, High King of the Nords
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>>597811045
So are you quitting?
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>>597810771

Do this.
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>>597811045
THANK YOU FOR YOUR KNEE BOWING KIND UNKNOWN NATION.

>Pink of New Fagedora
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>>597810771
Head West to the Atlantic

> New Morocco
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>>597811302
>Maccabee of Christendom.
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>>597811298
No, I refuse to take Valhalla as my capital and surrender all my territory to New Fagedora.
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West is the right way to go, yes yes, this seems good.

>Pink of New Fagedora
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>>597810771
if theres room to join I want any color

Ganja Lords
Spain
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>>597811571
You can take Valhalla nigga or SMD
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Brown
The Fourth Reich
Give me Germany
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>>597811835
I will suck no dick, I will use the advanced technology of the nords to nuke Valhalla all the way to Sovngarde, and you with it, you high elf scum.
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>>597811835
> Estonia
Southeast up in here
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>>597811835
Head south. If there is any spill, go east.

> New Morocco
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>>597811835
Same Shit.

>>597811302


>Maccabee of Christendom
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Waiting on Fag
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>>597811835
We must form a wall of civilian casualties from the west cost to the east invisible wall!

>Pink of New Fagedora
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>>597812931
expand south, PROPOSE ALLIANCE WITH MONGOLS
>4th Reich
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>>597812931
> Estonia
East is best or at least more then weast
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>>597812931
If you occupy a foreign capital, you gain +3 squares on each turn

New mongol rules, later in game mongols will start to attack you randomly if you border them. Up until that point, you can attack them without taking any losses but it costs 2 points from your roll to take one mongol square
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>>597812931
Keep filling South.

> New Morocco
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>>597812931
Expand and take Spain

>Ganja Lords
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>>597812931

Roll!

>>597811302

>>597813170

Hey stay away from the west please? Maybe Germanic Aryan alliance?

>Maccabee of Christendom
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>>597813181
Dearest Estonia,

Plz stahp expanding

Sincerealy, Pink of New Fagedora
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>>597813588
Dubs means alright any particular direction
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>>597813533
Check em.
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>>597812931
Mongols attack Estonia
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>>597812931
March to the west! Invoke fear wherever the Pink treads!

>Pink of New Fagedora
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>>597813170
Mongols deny your peace offering, they kill your men and gain 1 square with new weapons that they looted

>>597813181
MY bad, fucked up last turn, redid it and made you go southeast

>>597813533
Not enough minerals to colonize the mainland much longer, some of your points now go to filling in rest of southern england
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>>597814450
expand southwest
>4th Reich
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>>597814450
> Estonia
It's all good. TO THE BALTIC
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>>597814450
Expand east

>Ganja Lords
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>>597814450
Keep going south!
We must continue to grace the world with the glory of Moroccan civilization!

> New Morocco
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>>597814685
Germany I'm thinking you and I should work out some border plans regarding Western and Central Europe?

Also keep doing same shit.

>Maccabee of Christendom
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>>597814978
>>597814450
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>>597814450
THE PINK IS HAVING AN INTERNAL RELIGION PROTEST. The people wish to worship other gods.

The Pink wishes to create a wall from the Mediterranean eastward!

New Fagedora has started raising multitudes of goats.
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>>597814978
split france down the middle?
>4th Reich
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>>597814978
>>597814685

This seems like a fair start.
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>>597815289
>Pink of New Fagedora

New Fagedora is forgetful!
signed,

>Pink of New Fagedora
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>>597815310
>>597815364

I drew a map, what do you make of it?

> Maccabee of Christendom.
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>>597815499
Fagedore how do you feel about a non aggression pact with Estonia
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>>597815364
Pink is not pleased, but Pink will make do.
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>>597815514
let me take Italy and you have a deal, sir.
>4th Reich
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>>597815364
Nigga i want the brown. Call it niggakdom
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>>597815727
We accept on the terms that you adopt our new religion once the debates and protests end, as a sign of loyal peace. Pink expects that the people will win their religion as they are vast. (we bread like rabbits)

>Pink of New Fagedora
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>>597815905
Put me near aral sea
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>>597815836
All of Italy or simply what remains?
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>>597816077
Estonia is more then happy to change to a new national religion. The Flying spaghetti monster wasn't viewed in a favorable light by many.
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>>597814953
Moroccans gain immunity to Mongols. Moroccan Mongols now get to roll if they are attacked

If you are going to expand against the border of Mongols next turn you must state if you wish to attack them

Are Red and Grey allies?

>>597815905
You get valhalla, give yourself a name, faggot
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>>597816466
>Herkfag of Valhalla
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>>597816164
the remainder, if you don't mind.
>4th Reich
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>>597816466
Morrocan Mongols are the Mongols in Spain, Morocoo, and Sicily
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>>597815364
Pink puts it's faith and stock in the southern lands. Expanding in the previously decided westward wall fashion. Northern New Fagedora shall fare well for no with it's new ally.

>Pink of New Fagedora
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>>597816466

I think we need a clear agreement on borders before an alliance.
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>>597816643
Ok, use that as your signature when you roll please
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>>597816677
> Estonia
Take some more of the Baltic and crush anything in the way.
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>>597816677
expand southeast according to the Anglo-German border pact
>4th Reich
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>>597816654

Sure. This is my finalised vision. I think it gives each of us a roughly equal amount of land and a decent enough opportunity to conquer others. We might have to come up with rules regarding Africa at a later point, but this'll do for now.

>>597816831
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>>597816677
Rolling.

> Maccabee of Christendom.
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The people of New Fagedora have adopted The Goatmother as their new religion and their sole god. The Goatmother has blesses the people of New Fagedora with the ability to bread with goats.

>Pink of New Fagedora
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>>597816677
Collect the Canaries and the last Southern tile. Then head East to spread the one true faith to the Mongols.

> The Lord of the Sands shall grant us strength
> New Morocco
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>>597816939
To the right

>valhalla
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>>597817360
(Top kek)
Estonia gladly joins the fagedoraians in their new national religion
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The first Goattaurs are born to New Fagedoa, the offspring of human and goats. The Goatmother is truly all powerful.

>Pink of New Fagedora
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Final rule change regarding Mongols: if you expand to their border on a roll, they attack. I will call out said person getting attacked and we will roll to see who wins. Mongols get permanant +1 ATK DMG.
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>>597818471
> Estonia
rolling for that mongol fuck in the west
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>>597818471
Maybe not the final rule change, let me know what you think. but I want to do something like this and we need to decide during THIS turn
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>>597818471
Rolling for trips.

>Maccabee of Christendom
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>>597818774
I've always thought about a rule change where territories rise up within an empire after the empire loses a certain amount of their land, or something like that.
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>>597818471
Rolling to reach estonia, if I also hit the mongols then I shall fight with the north's wrath

>valhalla
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>>597818471
New Fagedora, strong in their faith to their new Goddess of Goats, wishes to finish this fleshwall by expanding to the east.
Estonia is welcome at our alcohol induced festivities any time they wish.

Long live The Goatmother!
>Pink of New Fagedora
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>>597818471
Christendom and the 4th Reich are claimed as allies.
expand north to take Denmark
>4th Reich
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>>597818471
Head East!
We must enlighten the ignorant!

> New Morocco
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>>597818717
Well do it like this, if you attack/border Mongols, we roll, if you win, you get all Mongol territory, if you lose, they make a 1 square gap between you and them and you lose 2 squares.

Rolling Monogls Vs Estonia
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>>597819427
The greatest union in history.

>Maccabee of Christendom
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>>597819826
> Estonia
Check this 2
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>>597819953
indeed
>4th Reich
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>>597819231
You win vs Mongols, it wasnt fair to put them right next to you

>>597819982
I went off your first roll, you win
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>>597820489
> Estonia
(Thanks I'm kind of mad I called that two)
Get to fucking the Third Reich
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>>597820489
I keep rolling for the east.

>valhalla
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>>597820489
Rolling

>Maccabee of Christendom
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>>597820489
New Fagedora has erected temples in every city town and shanty to worship the amesome power of The Goatmother.

New Fagedora wishes to expand south from the wall, creating a powerful walled nation.

Purebred Goattaurs are a thing to be marveled at, true children of The Goatmother, combining human and goat that all may be saved in the end.

Long live The Goatmother!
>Pink of New Fagedora
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>>597820759
Alright, if 3rd reich gets owned, then they can inherit Ganga Lordz. For right now Ganja Lordz is peaceful, cant be attacked until I declare otherwise

3rd riech is getting attacked, godspeed
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>>597820489
Tell the Mongols of the coming of New Morocco and the Lord of the Sands. Tell them to either convert and join, or die by his swird.

> New Morocco
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>>597820489
whoa there, Estonia. Gettin a bit close, don't you think?
Expand Southeast
>4th Reich
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>>597820759
>>597821141
Aw shieet, this is so unfair. I am God, I thus give the Estonians Bubonic Plague if they step on German Soil. The Estonians Retread and instead take more land near the coast
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>>597821584
That's some shenanigans op but I understand
> Estonia
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>>597821584
The Goatmother would like to have a word with you... Alone... In a dungeon...
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>>597821584
Dont worry, I wont prevent conflicts in the future but we need more time to expand first
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>>597821836
I gave you 5 extra to compensate
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>>597821584
thanks OP. May the Fuhrer smile upon you.
>4th Reich
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>>597822040
> Estonia
Alright since there is a plague protecting the Reich I'll go fuck Valhalla
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>>597822040
EXPAND NORTH. DESTROY THOSE FILTHY NORDS OF SOVNGARDE
>4th Reich
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>>597822323
>>597822040
Also there is a alliance kind of thing between Estonia and Fagedora
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>>597822040
Estonia is attacking...

We will keep expanding, i will go south, but keeps us away fron that bubonic plague

>valhalla
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>>597822581
> Estonia
I'm so sorry I didn't know you were gonna get fucked from two sides. But I'm not undoing or changing anything
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>>597822040
The Goatmother has elected current day prophets to teach the people of her will and what she shall do to those that oppose the truth of her fist.

A prophet has had an vision of lands to the south-east, and has asked the Pink to mobilize troops to take that land.

New Fagedora marches south-west.

Long live The Goatmother!
>Pink of New Fagedora
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>>597822040
Eastward!
For God and his glory!
> New Morocco
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Oh fuck

>Herkfag son of the thunder from Valhalla
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Waiting on red

>>597822518
Fags need to make formal statement on that
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>>597823367
URGENT!! FORMAL STATEMENT!!

New Fagedora and Estonia are nations in blood and religion.

Long live The Goatmother!
>Pink of New Fagedora
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>>597823367
if he goes AFK, by alliance, would i get his territory?
>4th Reich
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>>597823673
The Goatmother permits, in the case of her subjects being incapable, that Estonia take over spreading and defending The Goatmothers laws.

Long live The Goatmother!
>Pink of New Fagedora
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>>597822143
>>597822471
Im going off your first roll. Also, its wise not to attack the enemy of your enemy.

>>597822323
>>597822581
You cant expand during combat unless you win.
Estonia:3
Nords:1
Estonia gains 2 squares
(Im gona do territory gained based of subtraction)


________
Red gets 6 free squares this turn, if they AFK reich absorbs him
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>>597823856
> Estonia
Continue the conquest. IF ONLY ESTONIA WOULD BE RECOGNIZED AS NORDIC
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>>597823856
i will heed your advice, OP. rolling to connect the 4th Reich to the kingdom of Christendom in anticipation of AFK
>4th Reich
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>>597823856
That is not where the Goatmother wished to expand, she commanded south-east. She grows tired of The Pinks inability to listen to her words.

The Goatmother has cursed the Pink, and he has fallen ill as parts of his flesh slowly slop off his body.

Long live The Goatmother!
>Pink of New Fagedora
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>>597823856
Rollong for our god Odin to give our warriors wisdom to slay this estonians

>Valhalla
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>>597824391
Gods have forsaken us

>herkfag
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>>597824391
> Estonia
These rolls are proof of Estonia being true Nordic
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>>597823856
is there going to be another game after this?
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>>597823856
Abdullah II, Born of the Sand, has heard of a people who control a Great Desert in the east. He motivates the Moroccan people to make haste and convert these people in time for the coming of the Lord of the Sands.

> New Morocco
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>>597824295
Shut your whore mouth

JK OP is dumb and doesnt know east from west. he grants you 15 squares in the easterly direction as tribute

>>597824119
>>597824391
Estonia gains 8, the sons of Skyrim are sad on this day

In anticipation of coming Estonian doom Red hastily colonizes its home territory
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>>597824667
Not done by me, but you can probably join this one soon if you want
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>>597825321
> Estonia
THE RAPE TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES. Also we hold feast of all the enemies captured pigs for the goatmother.
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>>597825321
We will keep the fight, nevermind the gods

>Valhalla
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>>597825321
continue the connection. hey Estonia, when you're done killing the vikings, wanna exterminate some sandfags?
>4th Reich
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>>597825680
> Estonia
Holy shit is that bad luck
We will hold back the rape train this turn because of that.
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>>597825688
be sure you recognize the dubs, OP.
>4th Reich
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>>597825835
T-thanks

>valhalla
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>>597825688
Alliances should encourage an interesting outcome. Keep in mind that Estonia is allied with the gay goat fuckers, leaving you only one enemy to conquer
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>>597825688
Well depends whom you are talking about. If it's the Fagedoras, is you blind.
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>>597825321
East
East!
We will not lose sight of our goals!

> New Morocco
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>>597825321
The Goatmother is not pleased at the mistake, but will continue to side with her followers of this world. The Pink does not become cured as he had expected and continues to grow I'll as his body dies around him. His mortal shell has forsaken even himself for The Goatmothers Word.

Humans of New Fagedona find they are no longer fertile and cannot reproduce. The Goattaurs are slowly rising in numbers as human numbers fall.

The Prophets of The Goatmother lead the charge for the south-eastern lands.

A gift of a small number of Alpha Goattaurs arrive at Estonias gates. A gift given to Estonia through the will of the Goatmother.

Long live The Goatmother!
>Pink of New Fagedora
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>>597826096
i'm not a fan of the Moroccans' holy war. you in?
>4th Reich
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>>597826295
> Estonia
Thanks to our most gracious allies in the south. We sadly only have some polar bears and they don't survive well in the heat of the dunes.
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>>597826295
Out of character:

Gunu shoot my auto-correct in the tit.
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>>597826618
> Estonia
Not at the moment. But maybe a letter date
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>>597826449
This idea does not follow Gods plan. Bad things may happen if you continue down this road

>>597825680
>>597825591
Estonia gains 1. The Nords fear their genocide, a small group of women and children flee to foreign lands

Red gains 7 squares
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>>597827001
For now the Nord colony can only gain one square per turn
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>>597827001
> Estonia
Continue the conquest of polar bear land. Also calm down the raping and pillaging, we need this land.
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>>597827127
Enough God for now though, God will sit back and let thing play out, aside from the stray Mongol attack
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>>597827001
Childs need to grow and woman need to settle properly.

Men will keep the fight or die trying

>Valhalla
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>>597827273
>>597827323
Tiebreaka, reroll
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>>597827503
> Estonia
Rolling for that dream
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>>597827001
How about that red land about now, OP?
otherwise, begin expansion towards Italy.
>4th Reich
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>>597827323
Keep the fight!

>Valhalla
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>>597827001
Abdullah II, Born in the Sand, shows this village of heathen Mongols the prosperity granted to the Moroccan due to the graciousness of the Lord of the Sands. He tells them to join the holy empire or be killed.

> New Morocco
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>>597827001
The Goatmothers Prophets have found what they have long searched for, a gigantic set of four purple stone obelisks. The prophets begin to order preperations for a fortress to be build around the obelisks and begin preforming rituals in the center of the ancient structure.

The Goattaurs have overshadowed any humans that use to exist in New Fagedora. They are stronger, faster, and more loyal than humans. Their hearts beat only for The Goatmothers will.

Expanding the southernmost lands is in order.

Long live The Goatmother!
>New Fagedora
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>>597827938
Did you forget that the Mongols are your ally? do not curse them or they will turn on you fool. Also, when you reach Mongol land you automatically gain it in addition to your roll
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>>597827617
>>597827693
Estonia blitzkrieg gains 4

Valhalla can chose to forfeit its remaining land and move it to the new colony, or attempt to fight the Estonians

>>597827639
Riech has now absorbed Red and gets +3 capital bonus
>>
Bamp
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>>597828282
The Moroccans have heard the voice of the Lord and decided that any child of the Sand is a brother and shall not be harmed.
> New Morocco
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>>597828700
> Estonia
Rolling for that curbstomp or if they surrender expansion to the north west
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>>597828700
We will try to reconstruct our civilization, we surrender our north

>Valhalla
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>>597828700
highest speed to the remains of the Ganja Lordz, OP. i want that capital.
>4th Reich
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>>597828700
The Moroccans continue east, eager to meet their Brother in the Sand.
>>
Bampy
>>
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Estonia gets capital

Riech ahs to dule Mongols on next turn
>>
>>597829978
I gave fags +5 cus they AFK
>>
>>597829978
> Estonia
Roll for that south eastern expansion
>>
>>597829978
eliminate the mongols. nothing will stand in my way.
send an offer of non-aggression to the new nordic colony.
>4th Reich
>>
>>597830287
In Norway or in the Estonia area?
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>>597828700
The Pink has been kidnapped in the night and brought to the obelisks by Alpha Goattaurs. Goattaurs have gathered around the obelisks as commanded by the Prophets. The Pink is placed into the center of the obelisks, a purple light surrounding the entire area. The Prophets chant as a tear in the air occurs in the center of the pillars. The Pink collapses in on himself as the tear touches him, and out of his body emerges an enormous goatbeast. Standing on two legs just as the Goattaur the prophets cry out "All hail Agmagleon, right hand of The Goatmother!".

The Goatmothers Prophets have all become like unto The Goatmothers will, as they all now have the bodies of Goattaur, but with six arms and nine horns and the tail of a mighty beast.The Goattaur slaughter the remaining humans and burn their bodies unto The Goatmother.

The nations name, laws, and adornments are all changed to reflect The Goatmothers will.

Long live The Goatmother!
>Agmagleon of the Goatmothers Realm
>>
>>597829978
We can almost see our desert kin!
Finally the Moroccans will not be alone in their worship of the Lord of the Sands!
Just a bit further east...

> New Morocco
>>
>>597830447
> Estonia
Norway plz
>>
>>597830100
afk my ass XD

long post is long
>>
>>597829978
Roll for the west

>Harell son of Herkfag
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>>597830352
Rolling for mongols. +1 Atk dmg bonus
>>
>>597829978
Continue expanding The Goatmothers lands in the south behind the wall.

Long live The Goatmother!
>Agmagleon of the Goatmothers Realm
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Bumper
>>
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Riesch wins, they gian Mongol territory

We need to lay oiut some rules, how do we want this to go

Can moroccans ally with Fags, or at least be peaceful? or do they fight

Estonia has +# bonus so they are getting really strong
>>
>>597831368
I'm tired as fruck guise, it's 1 am so seeya, gg.

>valhalla
>>
>>597831020
and incase it isnt apparent. New Fagedora is now Goatmothers Realm

Long live The Goatmother!
>Agmagleon of the Goatmothers Realm
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>>597831619
Thanks for playing bra
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>>597831616
> Estonia
Blitzing the Germans. Head for the capital
>>
>>597831616
OP here, Imma take over Valhalla and ally with Reich
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>>597831766
likewise. gotta head off to bed. i hereby leave all my land to the Estonians. Give em' Hell, guys.
>4th Reich
>>
>>597832171
hey i wanted valhalla
>>
>>597830526
Lol.

Vallhalla rolling to expand towards Estonia
>>
>>597832341
Shit. I wish i did this faster, sorry it took so long
>>
>>597832358
OP here Im gona take over Riech. Also rolling for Riech now to fight Estonia
>>
>>597832341
>>597832117
>>597831616
> Estonia
Um I'm not sure what now assuming the Reds are "alive" get going on them
>>
>>597832171
DISREGARD MY LAST STATEMENT. TAKE MY LAND OP. DESTROY ESTONIA.
>4th Reich
>>
>>597831616
Goatmothers Realm keeps expanding southward areas by yellow

Long live The Goatmother!
>Agmagleon of the Goatmothers Realm
>>
>>597832603
Red and Grey are the same country now.

This >>597832544
was my roll for riech to counter attack your roll >>597832117

Not sure whether I should count dubs or what
>>
>>597832603
> Estonia
I'm still not sure what's going on. But the fuck train needs a station
>>
>>597832963
I (OP) am now in control of red/grey (they are one nation now) and valhalla
>>
>>597833082
And I attacked you in >>597832544
>>
>>597831616
The Moroccans are appalled. They expected to find solace in the lands of fellow Children of the Sand. Instead all they found was dergredation. People lied with goats in the streets. The children born were mutated halfbreeds. Instead of worshipping the Lord of the Sands, they worshipped a heathen monster. The Moroccans feel betrayed. No sooner had they promised to never hurt as any Desert Folk, they meet some who wouldn't be more offensive. Moroccans pray for the halfbreeds to be choked in their sleep by the righteous sand. They wish for the cities to be swallowed and forgotten by the cleansing dune. The Moroccans plead with Abdullah II to break his vow and slaughter these people. But he will not.

The Moroccans head south in order to cleanse themselves of the sinful air.

> New Morocco
>>
>>597833082
> Estonia
Ok then Fuck train to Berlin. Also how about this turn is just a reorganization turn due to what just happened
>>
>>597833421
OK, Ill kick it off. Rolling for Riech to attack the Norway capital

We both get +3 bonus for owning 2 capitals
>>
>>597833614
> Estonia
Rolling for the fuck train of polar bears to hit Berlin
>>
Bumpety
>>
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>>597833789
12-7, estonia gets 5 spots and my capital. GG

Also, I rolled for valhalla and got 8+3=11
>>
>>597833210
Morrcco is so mad that they get one nuke to launch
>>
>>597834332
> Estonia
Fuck train to Valhalla push
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>>597830526
This new religion sounds intense
>>
>>597834332
The Moroccans head southeast to claim the desert.

> New Morocco
>>
>>597834552
> Estonia
Oh shit is the fuck train coming to a stop
>>
>>597834552
Rolling for Valhalla vs Estonia

We roll again for Reich Vs Estonia

Keep in mind you now own 3 capitals so plus 9 lel
>>
>>597834864
Yeah I cant win if we do the capitals shit
>>
>>597834864
>>597834983
> Estonia
Yeah nerf my capitals a bit I can't lose if it's +9
>>
>>597834495
We cannot harm our Brothers in the Sand
> New Morocco
>>
>>597835412
*cough* nuke estonia *cough*
>>
>>597835536
> Estonia
HEY I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT.
>>
>>597834864
K well do you get one bonus capital so 2+3=5 Vs my 4, I lose one

Rolling for Riech vs Estonia
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>>597834332
The Goatmother elects war-shamans and Goatrams to lead her battles, that prophets may stay in the cities and divine her will to goatkind. The purple portal remains in flux, power emanating from it's depths.

Push South-West, south of the original wall, towards yellow.

Long live The Goatmother!
>Agmagleon of the Goatmothers Realm
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Morocco has one nuke

Estonia +3
>>
>>597836177
> Estonia
The fuck train is full of fresh polar bears to be used In some hostile fucking
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>>597836465
You cannot defeat our GMO ants
>>
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were doing it big this time, if you win you gain your number on both fronts
>>
>>597835536
The prophets speak of a terrible land. Its mountains are stained with the blood of its men and the valleys smoke with the ruins of their cities. The people of Morocco pray that the Lord of the Sands will bring peace to such a weary people.
The prophets speak of the light blue uniforms of the soldiers that murder the innocent.
The Lord answers the Moroccans' prayers as a beast emerges from the sand.
Without eyes it sees.
Without wings it flies.
Without a mind it knows.

It roars into the sky spouting fire and curses as it hurles itself at the bloodthirsty men in the light blue.

The Lord of the Sands has delivered.

> New Morocco
>>
>>597837028
> Estonia
THE FUCK TRAIN HAS FOUND A NEW STATION
>>
>>597837100
> Estonia
Oh god dammit
>>
>>597837028
Head south of the Goatmother's Realm

> New Morocco
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>>597837415
Your phony capital has been nuked by the 10 megaton sand bomb (and some demonic sand creature) and the radioactive sandcloud has drifted across your land poisoning its people. The time of Estonia is over

>rolling
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>>597837028
I cant stay awake any longer, I'm shutting down. Estonia gets to carry out The Goatmothers legacy, even though The Goatmother herself has retreated back to her realm she has left Agmagleon and her people on this world, only to join her in hers when they would die.

Night everyone!

P.s. Estonia u better fucking win this for The Goatmother.

Long live The Goatmother!
>Agmagleon of the Goatmothers Realm
>>
>>597837800
Well fuck looks like I Don ran out of polar bears. FAGEDORA YOU MUST TAKE THE MORROCANS BY STORM
>>
>>597838044
That is rightfully Moroccan land!
>>
>>597838044
>>597838132
Oh god so much pressure now
>>
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>>597838044
GG. THE ERA OF GOAT HAS BEGUN
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>>597838330
that was one mere possibility. God has many options. you can choose the path of goat if you so desire
>>
>>597838858
> Estonia
I choose the path of trips
>>
>>597839048
Damn I was really counting on a win though one roll
>>
>>597805756
>Euro risk thread
>Euro
>colors
>>
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>>597838858
Continue filling out the Arabian peninsula
>>
>>597839503
> New Morocco
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>>597839503
>>597839048
GoD is proud of his work but he is tired. God has made all possibilities come true. goats, Estonians and Moroccans can all be happy.
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>>597839834
> Estonia
I roll to take that guys trophy.
>>
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>>597839503
There, now Moraccans can die happy. Praise Yahweh.
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