the doctor is in for a bit. Taking requests.
If anyone's taking lewd requests, I'd really like to request pic related (Anzu from Persona 5) getting fucked anally by the viewer with spooge all over her back, and her looking back to the viewer, please.
Will take requests in the name of balance.
You don't do shit.
Quit reposting that if you're not the artist faggola.
I hope the spammer stalks you, finds out where you live and slits your throat.
But I'm not apart of the duck family. I just learned their martial art during my 187 years of living.
Here's a can of worms to open.
Why do drawfags take requests?
Could someone draw this girl with a green hat, black shirt, with the green hoodie lining, and black hair.
Could you draw my Waifu, please? she's horrendously underrepresented in fan art, and it's fairly depressing.
It doesn't need to be lewd or anything, just something cute or endearing.
she's just having tea break in apartment
For fun? I usually just doodle the other drawfriends. Nothing wrong with either, Dad.
They are fucking worms, they don't have moves.
I didn't take worm drawing101.
BUT WHY DO DRAWFAGS TAKE REQUESTS?!
There are fucking worms jokes?
Isn't interacting more fun than to draw something for anons?
>being this bitter over this much of a shit drawfag starving for requests that you are
"WE DON'T NEED NO REQUESTERS, GUISE!"
"WE'LL BE FINE!"
The door is right over there, crybaby.
Lewd drawfriends get more attention than the drawfriends that don't do lewds in a nutshell.
I ask Jib to do crazy shit because well... Jib did the first crazy shit I asked of him.
and Jib am best.
For the sake of my sanity, stop calling him dad.
>inb4 "i wanna kill your sanity" related comment
Just stop Jam. Anyone who refers to entity as 'dad' makes me cringe and slowly starts getting lower and lower on my list of respected people...
speak of her, let see how she's doing shall we
Here you are
How are you doing sausage samurai
GEE FUD THANKS
Isnt it obvious? I like the attention...
Pray for my soul monk-chan
I still gotta adjust brush settings
I dont know
LISTEN HERE, I WILL FUCKING THROW THIS CAN OF WORMS AT YOU. I WILL KILL THIS THREAD, DELETE THAT POST OR THE THREAD GETS WORM'D.
I don't know anon
If you want haha
sorry yo ;o
YOU THINK I'M KIDDING?!
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A WORM WITH SOMETHING TO LOSE.
DJ, how about a challenge to test yourself.
Referring to this post >>597731207
You arent allowed to draw anything lewd or ecchi for the rest of this week until Friday into Saturday morning, 12am.
If you can hold out, which I'm sure you could, you'll gain repect from me the likes of which is unfathomable. And before anyone asks, no. I'm not just a random anon.
she wouldn't open the door so i opened it with extra key... and...
But even so. It all depends on who your interacting with, I don't usually do Lewds. but on some rare occasion I'll humor some people. Even if the outcome would be horrible.
And sometimes even if I ask for questers, nobody steps up. So go figure.
>Friday into Saturday morning, 12 am
12 am isn't a gateway between two days, it's just the start of the next day chronologically. It's just Saturday, that's all you had to say
Oh, lol. I guess I didn't get it because I'm always that guy that asks for crazy shit.
Pic related, this was a result of one of my past requests
hehe have fun
never seen it
Challenge Accepted :)
Dubs is that you haha
How do you make sure the facial features you make look like that ones from your model? I can now make decent heads and place the features in the appropriate positions but I'm having trouble making them look like the model's.
I'm too out of it to really get what you're saying.
But yes it matters who.
you could always hire a model with the money you have and sedate them with a roofie in a glass of wine or something.
Rather than modeling something after them, sever their bodyparts and organize them in coolers so you can just use them to cast live molds on your work- don't forget to get your money back from them before you acid bath the clothes and jewelery
>this much quality
You know what?
Fuck it, I'll spam with random porn.
For once i'm glad with the spam.
I'M NOT FUCKING SHULK!
I'm salty as fuck right now and rightfully so.
There was a......television show of this shit?
>/b/tard who draws
>gaining the respect of.
This whole thing is gross.
>dedicating this much time and effort
>for a tumor that has been firmly lodged in drawthreads for a year now
>when he admittedly shat up threads before intentionally
>dragged drama in here
Do you just not know the guy or what?
OH COME ON.
It image swap my spiderman picture
No wait, that's the grossest and most amount of glue I've seen someone drink.
I want to disown you again.
That image swap is a warning for me >>597737107
You know, you're not much different than him now that you pointed those things out:
>you're a tumor that has been firmly lodged in drawthreads for a while now
>you admittedly shit up threads
>you start drama here
This is one of the times I have to agree with the spammer, not sure if he's spamming because of trying to tell people what to do, but you shouldn't be putting a rule or goal for a thread on /b/.
Thanks, glad you like it
I GO AWAY FOR 20 MINUTES AND THE TUMOR GROWS EXPONENTIALLY. SHIT.
I just request normally stuff.
I don't have to resort into petty spamming and attention whoring.
I don't shit up threads either but today is a exception where I draw the line.
stop being mad please[spoilers]but keep spamming if you want[/spoilers]
>comparing anyone to Chrischanshop.
Worked for carthage
I have not seen it
if you say so anon haha
It's actually my spooderman pic that got swapped.
But holy shit that's amazing. Thanks i guess.
Howdy do, Hows it goin?
Also, why is someone spamming animu stuff?
I didn't draw it, bruv.
By the way, here's a suggestion.
See all those characters I'm posting?
Why not request stuff about them?
Hi Avvy. Threads gone to shit I think haha
Can you draw Jason raping any drawfag here
this's not a good time to come to thread
CANT HUG RIGHT NOW
We just don't know
Oh yeah they're crying.
Can anyone do lewd yaoi with my OCs, Gear and Jamie? (Picture included)
They are twin vampire brothers. I'd like to see Gear as Dominant/The seme and Jamie as Submissive/The uke.
Possible situations: Anal Sex (Any position), Oral sex/69, Hand jobs, Fingering/Fisting.
Please, I really, REALLY want someone to do this request.
I'd be willing to draw for you if you draw for me (I do have some exceptions, however)
I'm not really feeling lewds at the moment.
Hey and I dunno, I just got here.
I guess so?
am agreeing with you.
I can't believe someone delivered you this request and you are still insisting. Worst part is your request is the best one out of this entire thread
Keep being cancerous like that and you might.
That's how things works here.
Would anyone please draw a woman dating a dead body? Taking it out to dinner, holding hands, whatever you think would look cutest/silliest. Any gender and appearance for the body is fine, blonde is preferred. The woman should be caucasian, brown hair, average height and build.
Thank you so much.
Don't even bother arguing, even though some lewd requests are good, they'll stick with that excuse.
THERE IS NO HOPE FOR THIS THREAD
I ask you. Do you really think my drawings are that sexy? Obviously I suck at drawing so my lewds are obviously sucky as well. So why even try to draw them? Why even have gratification from crudely drawn porn?
I also like futa, lolis and all that jazz but no.
Serious question, why are all of you drawfags legit faggots? I mean, look at this thread, and shad and spazkid and all of those faggots, all you/they do is draw dicks.. Sometimes females with dicks. Sometimes men with big dicks.. Whats with all the dicks?! I can not fap to that shit. Stop with the dicks and start drawing some r34 without penises damnit.