YLYL
Need a good one /b/
samefag dumping
lel that kid's face fuckin ugly
pidge
>>597470419
>Topical by Date!
>>597497974
lol. you can tell the first born got her mother sides looks while the last two got their fathers hahah.
>>597497974
That poor man... his soul has been crushed by those demonic perversions of nature. Just look at his empty, dead eyes and that emotionless "smile".
>>597498447
thats not funny oh wait never mind this is what all women do today
fuck this im starting a nuclear war
>>597498507
haha this is perfect
bamp
Contriboot
>>597499998
Now for a dump on par with taco squirts
>>597500101
>>597500137
ill save this thread
>>597500214
>>597500291
Unfortunately, like taco squirts, the dump was short lived and ultimately dissappointing
>>597500267
Wow those pupils
>>597499307
full version is much better. 1/2 a kek
>>597501806
kek
>>597501806
I don't see a thing...
>>597502960
Look between the two girls
>>597503662
slightly smiled, good 1 m8
>>597503662
i've never ever met anyone with a motorbike who would calmly wait and be a smartass to a stranger sitting on their bike rather than wanting to kill them immediately
>>597503885
Sooooo...... you're in a bikie gang?
>>597503956
OMG i'm crying dis is sooo fun xDDDD :DDDD HAHAHAHHAAHHA OMG POST MORE FUNNIE PICUTRES :DD
>>597504126
I think their called meems!
>>597504555
faggot waste of trips
>>597504097
nah, and i don't know anyone that is, just the people that i do know that have bikes tend to be really protective of them
>>597504289
they're*
>>597504602
I laughed way harder than I should have!
>>597504998
who are these badasses ?
>>597505133
Taking too long for the image to load, its too big
>>597498702
what?
go out loser
>>597505311
These fucks are russian terrorists in Ukraine. Tho they do have that swag
>>597504787good one
>>597504555
Holy keks
>>597505595
haha. Where did you find this one?!
>>597505568
>fucks
>terrorists
You seem to have misspelled heroes and patriots.
>>597505779
They would be patriots if they were defending their own land, not attacking someone else's.
>>597505746
oh somewhere online, it just cracks me up everytime! thanks for joining us tonight bill
>>597505896
They are indigenous in the regions where they are a majority. To this day, it's the fascists of Kiev who bomb them, not the other way around
>>597504602
This almost brought me to tears. Bravo.
>>597505865
le petru same faces xDD
>>597498447
Wut
/thread
>>597498447
Whut
>>597506022
Kiev is not bombing civilians and cities. These russian terrorists are.
>>597506272
>>597506313
I didn't know Donetsk was not a city and hospitals were not civilians. The more you know...
>>597498447
Chris Pratt ?
>>597506022
Holy shit what a bait son, 10/10.
Ps.: Fuck off, you russian piece of shit.
>>597506395
Thanks Lori
>>597506580
that's like, "1 vs dozen" of events when someone bombs civilians.
Also it's not officially Ukraine's army, while russian terrorosits are officially attacking civilians
>>597506395
>>597505048
theirye're
>>597507142
*threre
>>597506783
russians are superior in every way.
Great architecture, great women, and the smartest people i've met in my life (Biochemistry majors that make a living off synthesizing mephedrone, methylone, and GHB in their room, selling and turning 500% profit) have all been russian. russians have superior mindsets that are above 95% of you average fucks
So much tumblr...
>>597506783
>>597506313
the ukrainians are bombing the citizens who are russians, you fucking teenage amerifats
>>597506783
RUN UP OFF MY S . W A . G
DRIPPiN IN THAT S . W A G. S A U C E
DRIPPiN IN THAT S . W A G. S A U C E
DRIPPiN IN THAT S . W A G. S A U C E
DRIPPiN IN THAT S . W A G. S A U C E
DRIPPiN IN THAT S . W A G. S A U C E
I'M THAT S.W.A.G BABY FAM
TASTE MY S.W.A.G FAGGOT
CUT OFF YOUR DICK. EAT YOUR DICK.
Then Kill Yourself, faggot.
Paul Blart
>>597507583
how is that funny? Get on my my level fagot
>>597507518
pls tell me more how ukrainians became russians
>>597507655
yours isnt even le moving may may friend
>>597507693
pls get baited more you fucking slav animal
>>597504749
ok.... lost
super fun tyme
>>597498343
fukkin' saved
>>597507848
wow i had this one on console, i remember those stupid intros
watch it, how much time can you spend watching it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoeDzHyEfdk
>>597504998
thought there were a giant pizza in the front
RUN UP OFF MY S . W A . G
DRIPPiN IN THAT S . W A G. S A U C E
DRIPPiN IN THAT S . W A G. S A U C E
DRIPPiN IN THAT S . W A G. S A U C E
DRIPPiN IN THAT S . W A G. S A U C E
DRIPPiN IN THAT S . W A G. S A U C E
I'M THAT S.W.A.G BABY FAM
TASTE MY S.W.A.G FAGGOT
CUT OFF YOUR DICK. EAT YOUR DICK.
Then Kill Yourself, faggot.
>>597507991
sauce!!!
>>597508161
>here's a pic i got from facebook of i guy im jealous of
>>597498681
who the fuck did that?
>>597498681
who the fuck did that?
>>597504944
Lost. Every fucking time.
>>597508284
word fam
jealous of that pure talent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNFFyxjBSwo
>>597498681
Kek
>>597498681
I don't know what this is but made me giggle.
>>597508284
Word Fam. Jealous Of That Swag Sauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exnmUCjvnRI
>>597498507
Glorious
>>597508284
RUN UP OFF MY S . W A . G
DRIPPiN IN THAT S . W A G. S A U C E
DRIPPiN IN THAT S . W A G. S A U C E
dat s.w.a.g baby
DRIPPiN IN THAT S . W A G. S A U C E
I'M THAT S.W.A.G BABY FAM
TASTE MY S.W.A.G FAGGOT
CUT OFF YOUR DICK. EAT YOUR DICK.
Then Kill Yourself, faggot.
RUN UP OFF MY S . W A . G
DRIPPiN IN THAT S . W A G. S A U C E
DRIPPiN IN THAT S . W A G. S A U C E
DRIPPiN IN THAT S . W A G. S A U C E
DRIPPiN IN THAT S . W A G. S A U C E
DRIPPiN IN THAT S . W A G. S A U C E
I'M THAT S.W.A.G BABY FAM
TASTE MY S.W.A.G FAGGOT
CUT OFF YOUR DICK. EAT YOUR DICK.
Then Kill Yourself, faggot.
>>597508634
>>597508913
Welcome to 2006
>>597507991
hahaha i'm dyin. SAUCE
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.
Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.
To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.
This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.
Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.
To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.
This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s
>>597506395
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.
Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn
To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.
This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely
Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.
To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.
This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.
>>597504749
Lost so hard
>>597507991
Apparently this is from a comedy show called danger five. Was kinda hoping it was gonna be a porno.
>>597508913
the first one of these was funny. every subsequent attempt has been unfunny
>>597500266
I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, like this image!!
>>597500363
tldr
>>597505468
cmon man
˙s0691 ʎlɹɐǝ ǝɥʇ ɟo sǝɯɐƃ pǝɔnpoɹdɹǝʌo ǝɹoɯ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝuo sɐ puɐʇs llǝʍ ʎɐɯ ʇı 'sǝɥɔʇɐd ǝʎǝ ǝɥʇ puɐ 'ʇɐɯ ʎɐld lʎuıʌ ʇuɐıƃ '(ƃuol ʇooɟ ɐ oʇ ǝsolɔ) sdıɥs ɔıʇsɐld ǝƃnɥ sʇı ɥʇıʍ ˙2691 uı ʞɔɐq 61$ ɟo ɯns ǝʌıssǝɹdɯı ʇɐɥʍǝɯos ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ pǝlıɐʇǝɹ ǝɯɐƃ sıɥʇ
˙ƃuıʇooɥs ǝɥʇ oʇ ʇɹods ɟo ʇıq lɐuıƃɹɐɯ ɐ ppɐ puɐ uoıʇdǝɔɹǝd ɥʇdǝp ʇɔǝɟɟɐ ʎlʇɥƃıls llıʍ ǝsǝɥʇ ƃuıɹɐǝʍ ˙ɥɔʇɐd ǝʎǝ uɐ sɐɥ oslɐ ɹǝʎɐld ɥɔɐǝ 'ɹoʌɐlɟ ǝʇɐɹıd ǝɥʇ oʇ ppɐ oʇ
˙uɹnʇ ɐ ɹoɟ dıɥs ǝɥʇ sɯlɐɔǝq ɟɟo lıɐs ǝɥʇ ƃuıɔɹoɟ ʇıɥ ɐ ;ǝpıs ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʇoɥs ǝǝɹɟ ɐ ɹǝʎɐld ǝɥʇ ǝʌıƃ puɐ ɟɟo dod oʇ ʇı ǝɔɹoɟ llıʍ slǝuɐd ǝpıs ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝuo uo ʇıɥ ɐ ˙dıɥs s,ʇuǝuoddo ɹıǝɥʇ ʇɐ sƃɐq uɐǝq ƃuıʇooɥs puɐ ʞɔɐɹʇ pǝqıɹɔsǝɹd ɐ ƃuolɐ pɹɐʍɹoɟ ƃuıʌoɯ suɹnʇ ǝʞɐʇ sɹǝʎɐld ˙uouuɐɔ uǝʌıɹp-ƃuıɹds ǝƃnɥ ɐ puɐ 'slǝuɐd ǝpıs uoıʇɔɐ-ɹǝƃƃıɹʇ oʍʇ 'lıɐs ǝlqɐʌoɯǝɹ ɐ sɐɥ dıɥs ɥɔɐǝ ˙ǝɔǝıd ǝɯɐƃ uıɐɯ ɹıǝɥʇ sɐ dıɥs ƃuılıɐs ʇuɐıƃ ɐ sɐɥ ɹǝʎɐld ɥɔɐǝ
ʎlǝɟɐs ʞɔɐq lıɐs puɐ puɐlsı lɐɹʇuǝɔ ǝɥʇ uo ʇsǝɥɔ ǝɹnsɐǝɹʇ ɹnoʎ dn ʞɔıd oʇ sı ɥɔıɥʍ ɟo ʇɔǝɾqo ǝɥʇ 'ǝɯɐƃ s,uǝɹplıɥɔ ɹǝʎɐld oʍʇ ɐ sı sɹǝǝuɐɔɔnq ƃɐq uɐǝq
˙s0691 ʎlɹɐǝ ǝɥʇ ɟo sǝɯɐƃ pǝɔnpoɹdɹǝʌo ǝɹoɯ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝuo sɐ puɐʇs llǝʍ ʎɐɯ ʇı 'sǝɥɔʇɐd ǝʎǝ ǝɥʇ puɐ 'ʇɐɯ ʎɐld lʎuıʌ ʇuɐıƃ '(ƃuol ʇooɟ ɐ oʇ ǝsolɔ) sdıɥs ɔıʇsɐld ǝƃnɥ sʇı ɥʇıʍ ˙2691 uı ʞɔɐq 61$ ɟo ɯns ǝʌıssǝɹdɯı ʇɐɥʍǝɯos ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ pǝlıɐʇǝɹ ǝɯɐƃ sıɥʇ
˙ƃuıʇooɥs ǝɥʇ oʇ ʇɹods ɟo ʇıq lɐuıƃɹɐɯ ɐ ppɐ puɐ uoıʇdǝɔɹǝd ɥʇdǝp ʇɔǝɟɟɐ ʎlʇɥƃıls llıʍ ǝsǝɥʇ ƃuıɹɐǝʍ ˙ɥɔʇɐd ǝʎǝ uɐ sɐɥ oslɐ ɹǝʎɐld ɥɔɐǝ 'ɹoʌɐlɟ ǝʇɐɹıd ǝɥʇ oʇ ppɐ oʇ
˙uɹnʇ ɐ ɹoɟ dıɥs ǝɥʇ sɯlɐɔǝq ɟɟo lıɐs ǝɥʇ ƃuıɔɹoɟ ʇıɥ ɐ ;ǝpıs ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʇoɥs ǝǝɹɟ ɐ ɹǝʎɐld ǝɥʇ ǝʌıƃ puɐ ɟɟo dod oʇ ʇı ǝɔɹoɟ llıʍ slǝuɐd ǝpıs ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝuo uo ʇıɥ ɐ ˙dıɥs s,ʇuǝuoddo ɹıǝɥʇ ʇɐ sƃɐq uɐǝq ƃuıʇooɥs puɐ ʞɔɐɹʇ pǝqıɹɔsǝɹd ɐ ƃuolɐ pɹɐʍɹoɟ ƃuıʌoɯ suɹnʇ ǝʞɐʇ sɹǝʎɐld ˙uouuɐɔ uǝʌıɹp-ƃuıɹds ǝƃnɥ ɐ puɐ 'slǝuɐd ǝpıs uoıʇɔɐ-ɹǝƃƃıɹʇ oʍʇ 'lıɐs ǝlqɐʌoɯǝɹ ɐ sɐɥ dıɥs ɥɔɐǝ ˙ǝɔǝıd ǝɯɐƃ uıɐɯ ɹıǝɥʇ sɐ dıɥs ƃuılıɐs ʇuɐıƃ ɐ sɐɥ ɹǝʎɐld ɥɔɐǝ
˙ʎlǝɟɐs ʞɔɐq lıɐs puɐ puɐlsı lɐɹʇuǝɔ ǝɥʇ uo ʇsǝɥɔ ǝɹnsɐǝɹʇ ɹnoʎ dn ʞɔıd oʇ sı ɥɔıɥʍ ɟo ʇɔǝɾqo ǝɥʇ ǝɯɐƃ s,uǝɹplıɥɔ ɹǝʎɐld oʍʇ ɐ sı sɹǝǝuɐɔɔnq ƃɐq uɐǝq
>>597505133
Nice quality m8 I r8 8/8
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life
>>597497974
>>597508268
>>597509062
Danger 5, it's a tv show
Does anyone have the picture of the tard who took off his pants and is taking a crap, standing on the toilet ?
>>597499998
What it's like to be a black teenager in America.
>>597497974
>>597498447
the rubber chicken is the cherry on top
>>597511498
Average tumblr user
>>597511198
Are you sure I can save it? Won't I get into legal trouble? My friend says downloading movies is illegal so why shouldn't downloading images be? You're sure I can save it?
>>597512165
>>597504703
>>597504998
that is how russian spaced armor works
>>597498507
This is obviously not written by an 8 y.o. but on top of that fact it seems too far-fetched to be true.
>>597504749
Made my day
>>597506398
what?
˙s0691 ʎlɹɐǝ ǝɥʇ ɟo sǝɯɐƃ pǝɔnpoɹdɹǝʌo ǝɹoɯ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝuo sɐ puɐʇs llǝʍ ʎɐɯ ʇı 'sǝɥɔʇɐd ǝʎǝ ǝɥʇ puɐ 'ʇɐɯ ʎɐld lʎuıʌ ʇuɐıƃ '(ƃuol ʇooɟ ɐ oʇ ǝsolɔ) sdıɥs ɔıʇsɐld ǝƃnɥ sʇı ɥʇıʍ ˙2691 uı ʞɔɐq 61$ ɟo ɯns ǝʌıssǝɹdɯı ʇɐɥʍǝɯos ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ pǝlıɐʇǝɹ ǝɯɐƃ sıɥʇ
˙ƃuıʇooɥs ǝɥʇ oʇ ʇɹods ɟo ʇıq lɐuıƃɹɐɯ ɐ ppɐ puɐ uoıʇdǝɔɹǝd ɥʇdǝp ʇɔǝɟɟɐ ʎlʇɥƃıls llıʍ ǝsǝɥʇ ƃuıɹɐǝʍ ˙ɥɔʇɐd ǝʎǝ uɐ sɐɥ oslɐ ɹǝʎɐld ɥɔɐǝ 'ɹoʌɐlɟ ǝʇɐɹıd ǝɥʇ oʇ ppɐ oʇ
˙uɹnʇ ɐ ɹoɟ dıɥs ǝɥʇ sɯlɐɔǝq ɟɟo lıɐs ǝɥʇ ƃuıɔɹoɟ ʇıɥ ɐ ;ǝpıs ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʇoɥs ǝǝɹɟ ɐ ɹǝʎɐld ǝɥʇ ǝʌıƃ puɐ ɟɟo dod oʇ ʇı ǝɔɹoɟ llıʍ slǝuɐd ǝpıs ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝuo uo ʇıɥ ɐ ˙dıɥs s,ʇuǝuoddo ɹıǝɥʇ ʇɐ sƃɐq uɐǝq ƃuıʇooɥs puɐ ʞɔɐɹʇ pǝqıɹɔsǝɹd ɐ ƃuolɐ pɹɐʍɹoɟ ƃuıʌoɯ suɹnʇ ǝʞɐʇ sɹǝʎɐld ˙uouuɐɔ uǝʌıɹp-ƃuıɹds ǝƃnɥ ɐ puɐ 'slǝuɐd ǝpıs uoıʇɔɐ-ɹǝƃƃıɹʇ oʍʇ 'lıɐs ǝlqɐʌoɯǝɹ ɐ sɐɥ dıɥs ɥɔɐǝ ˙ǝɔǝıd ǝɯɐƃ uıɐɯ ɹıǝɥʇ sɐ dıɥs ƃuılıɐs ʇuɐıƃ ɐ sɐɥ ɹǝʎɐld ɥɔɐǝ
˙ʎlǝɟɐs ʞɔɐq lıɐs puɐ puɐlsı lɐɹʇuǝɔ ǝɥʇ uo ʇsǝɥɔ ǝɹnsɐǝɹʇ ɹnoʎ dn ʞɔıd oʇ sı ɥɔıɥʍ ɟo ʇɔǝɾqo ǝɥʇ 'ǝɯɐƃ s,uǝɹplıɥɔ ɹǝʎɐld oʍʇ ɐ sı sɹǝǝuɐɔɔnq ƃɐq uɐǝq
>>597504602
kek'd
>>597504847
that sure is a creepy cat
>>597504749
Lost.
>>597499998
The speed limit isn't stupid or arbitrary, and it's more irritating to deal with the number of ridiculously stupid and avoidable "accidents"
>>597500363
10/10, would read again
>captcha nokilla was
>>597504904
Lost.
>>597497974
>>597506022
Hey man, I am with you.
>>597507693
pls learn some fucking history you dumbfuck
>>597501806
Lmao
she's almost invisible
>>597505683
Hey, if it really works that way, I wouldn't mind being visited!
>>597500101
who sleeps with their glasses on
>>597506159
I've seen this many times before and I love it, but I don't know where it's from. Sauce pls?
>>597501806
>mfw I saw it
>>597500214
vtec just kicked in, yo
>>597514434
Ass 'n' titties.
Ass 'n' titties.
I said ass, ass, titties, titties.
Ass 'n' titties.
>>597499998
So close
>>597499999
>>597512274
Why this shit resolution is 3MB
>>597506395
Thanks Lori
>>597515198
kek its even more hilarious with audio
>>597506159
>calls someone a faggot
>uses animie gif
mfw
>>597511498
I've fap to worse. Try again.
>>597504749
lost fuck hard
>>597515908
be careful with these edges
>>597514991
Beyond the Boundry
>>597511444
checked m8
>>597501511
back to reddit you fucking faggit
>>597512384
> banana pictures
Sorry guys, i absolute don't get it. It's not funny, it's embarrassing
>>597516300
>>597503902
lost hard
>>597504749
nice one
>>597504847
spooky skeletons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc6xpU6P9Zs
>>597507655
Lost. I don't even know why
>>597516203
Thanks a lot, anon
>>597516460
If I see that fucking banana one more time...
Hello /b/,
I think I have found a cure for the banana cancer that devastates threads on /b/. Please hear me out:
My theory is that the banana was initially posted as something amusing because of its inconsistencies, which provoked an inability on the reader of successfully explaining the situation.
After laughing it for a while, this feeling was forgotten but underlie on every one of us; the picture started to become an irritating symbol, and so was employed by your typical low-class troll as bait.
Perhaps the reason why they cannot let go of the banana is because they need to understand it, but they do not. They keep reposting it in search of an explanation. They do not get the joke, and they expect to eventually get an answer if they keep posting it.
And hey, they succeeded at it. The answer, which I am about to share with you, I found here on /b/ yesterday. I will not claim authorship of this explanation, it was a fellow anon. My contribution is the realization that sharing this explanation with every last one of us may eradicate the cancerous banana.
Just like it is said of a ghost that still had pending business on Earth and had to get it resolved before being able to cross to the other side, the banana is hanging around us hoping we will find out the truth of its situation. And when we do, it will disappear from our lives.
Because it will not be funny anymore, not even for the people who reposts them only to infuriate whoever they can get. It will not be funny because the truth will finally be understood, and that human urge to explain everything, the same urge that made our science advance to the point of being able to catapult us to space among the stars, will be finally satisfied and hence forgotten along with its symbol.
And the explanation is this:
(1/2)
(2/2)
And the explanation is this:
Bill is the Original Poster of the banana image on Facebook. John sees it and shares it on his wall without giving credit to Bill. When the later realizes this, makes a series of sarcastic comments while John replies with apologetic ones, although John is cheeky enough to not let anyone outside of the joke understand what really happened.
When the female member makes her comment, appreciating John's sense of humor, Bill intercepts the compliment and takes it upon himself, hoping that it will finally be clearly understood that, if anyone deserves any praise for sharing this picture, it is him and not John.
We have before our eyes a small-scale copyright fight between two males to conquer the attention of a desirable female.
And now that you understand it and see it this way, it is not funny anymore. Every sentence here has acquired a different meaning, a more logical, sensible one, and on this transformation it has lost its comedic value.
Please share this explanation. For the treatment of this situation I would prescribe this copypasta taken every four hours on /b/ for a week. I can only hope that it will work.
Please, we can defeat cancer together. Share it, do your part. It is worth giving it a try, don't you think?
Thank you.
TL;DR: please share this copypasta to eradicate banana cancer.
P.S: in this picture there is a wrong explanation. It has been posted for an illustrative purpose. It is an early attempt at its interpretation, which shows the tendency of people to find a meaning to it.
>>597513490
Were you sitting there during Star Wars saying "how could this have happened a long time ago? We haven't even come to blaster technology today!"
>>597500101
Well, I'm out.
>>597517125
Star Wars didn't pretend to be true, though
>>597504703
every fucking baby tasting sour stuff will make a priceless face (bonus if first times).
>>597517006
>>597503535
>Game of War
>Play for Free
>Get absolutely NOWHERE without spending money
>>597501492
fuck you and your not funny shit stupid child nigger.
>>597516411
absolute? why didn't you say so in the first place, we would have stopped posting them
>>597517761
The e ain't silent nigga
>>597501806
Damn nigger
>>597517929
>>597504614
Every time
>>597505865
>>597515801
>>597500137
I lost
>>597511498
You think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it.
>>597498325
LOST LOL!
>>597504847
looks like cat is attached to strings
>>597506395
Thanks, Lori
>>597504749
this fucking killed me!
>>597504749
Hector Cowamanca.
>>597519798
underrated post.
>>597512274
Lost hard
>>597519798
>>597519841
samefag
>>597515398
Because it is a .gif
>>597508708
>>597501806
lol i was looking at the board behind them trying to get wtf i am supposed to see until i saw the nigger.
>>597511728
it´s smashing.
>>597506011
Lost
>>597498681
>tumblr
GTFO
>>597519921
Sure thing buddy.
>>597519921
shieet, that wasnt me. I was cooking some chicken nuggers upstairs.
>>597520588
>>597520590
great, that means you're both just faggots with a retarded sense of humor then
>>597519982
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>597498368
thats fucking hilarious
>>597520851
okay then.
>>597520868
You motherfucker. HOW COULD YOU?!
>>597504998
I don't get it
>>597518151
I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY TODAY AND I USUALLY COME FROM WORK AND MAKE A YLYL THREAD AND THEN WHENEVER I SEE THIS BANANA I JUST WALK UP TO MY WIFE AND BEAT HER INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN, U AND THAT BANANA ARE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE IS IN SUCH A SHIT STATE, U TELL MY WIFE U ARE THE REASON FOR THE PAIN I BRING HER, YOU ARE THE REASON YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU AND THAT FUCKING BANANA GOD FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>597504904
>>597499225
why is horizon flat?
>>597517339
nigga, you dumb a fuq.
>>597521560
srry
>>597504069
>>597517102
is it so hard to believe lor bill and john are just that unfunny and barely understand the internet?
>>597504375
Underated post, lost hard.
>>597505133
>>597502960
>>597500266
Underated post, lost hard