>mates & cunts
>general straya chat
So is this cunt gunna survive the next election, Not fuckin likely
It's true. Kingswood all the way cunt.
Anyone know where i can sell my soul for one o these
What is the best claw hammer in the world and why is it this one?
If anyone knows "Nicolette DuPont" from Aussie...shes likely a he.
>tfw my mate has a 302 Windsor XW GS Falcon, complete stock as a rock condition sitting in his garage untouched
Same as pic related.
Really? Where abouts in AC? Most people who I know there are in pretty good areas in there. Only part that ruins it is the high school kids. I've honestly never heard anyone call Albany Creek scummy.
I live under a rock
also here is a couple from SA that drive around with no pants on. if you find them you can fuck them.
Are u even Aussie cunt. Of course they do
Nah. Does it look like it?
there's more people here from darwin.
Yeah you've never seen an NTfag because no one in the fucking territory has internet, they're all fucking boongs too busy sniffing petrol to fucking call optus and set up a fucking internet connection.
KEK LOOK AT ALL THESE AUSFAGS AND THEIR 4-DIGIT PLEB AREA CODES
I like you. Hell, you can even fuck my sister
Ever fucking heard of Google, look up Ivan Milat and Chopper Reid, two blokes he made a living killing backpackers who were autistic enough to go fucking hiking in soem fucking bushlands out in the middle of fucking whoop-whoop by themselves, dumb cunts deserved it if you ask me, fucking thinning out the polluted herd of the human race, getting rid of the dumb cunts ensures only the worthy survive.
>internet is better than walls to paint on.
How the hell u gonna gut a croc with a sword. Steve's dissatisfied with u mate
oi crocs aren't cunts mate. Have some respect. They're only responding to their natural feeding instinct and to protect their habitat. Steve's disappointed with me? Look at yourself you wanker
WHY ISN'T THIS BEING BURNT BY MUSLIMS!, I'M INCENSED...
I'll explain it to you nice and slow, people of 4chan are fucked up, almost every single one of them, come onto a site of fucked up anonymous people and try and organise a little playdate or maybe a quick root, you've gonna end up dead in some ditch on the side of a fucking road in woolamaloo
I feel this way could be true
but at the same time I am a /b/tard and I'm normal and my best mate is also a /b/tard and he's normal and I have met a few other anons that have been normal too...
Brazilian exchange student living in 3148. You'll have to put with me really soon 'cuz I loved this place.
Who's going to Future Music Sydney, or GTM Maitland?
I want ppl to start using more Aussie slang..
E.g- go have a captain cook
Got to get the uncle gus
Did the Harold holt
Got a Ronnie Coote
I don't have any Kembla grange left in my Sky rocket
Head down the rub a dub dub for a pigs ear and dead horse
Solve the slang. Go
Slipknot, Faith No More, Gerard Way, Animals As Leaders, Apocalyptica, Smashing Pumpkins. And even then only a few I genuinely wanted to see. Those were just a list of of people I would see. It's been better in past years. Really only wanted to see Slipknot and Faith No More. Seen Slipknot before though.
Yeah but you're not only dealing with /b/tards but you're dealing with Aussies as well, we're fucked up mate, you know it, I know it, the noonga down the road trying to siphon petrol to get high knows, so you're dealing with Australian /b/tards, a fucking dangerous mix.
Oh shit, totally forgot Soundgarden. Still, $200+ Ticketek or whoever faggotry is pushing it too far.
If they had more local acts like Psycroptic or Be'lakor instead of people I've never heard of I'd be down
Captain Cook is take a look.
Harold Holt is disappear.
Those are the ones I know so far. I wish you Aussies used them with me cuz I really enjoy that shit, but apparently you avoid them with foreigners. Too bad. At least I'm making some progress to make my foreign accent sound a little more australian.
>Just finished working for JB HIFI
Which one? I applied at about four different stores and never got a job there. I've heard working there is pretty cool. I'd still love to work there.
Born in New Zealand, came to Australia when I was , come at me cunt lords
No idea bro. I suppose if you hide it in your underwear or something, they can't find it unless they have sniffer dogs. First time going, which days are you hitting up and whom?
Worked for Harveys. Don't work retail if you can avoid it man. JB shafts on employee purchases and Harveys will bleed you dry. Dickies is still so fucking up in the air I don't even know
One in Browns Plains. I went in to buy a phone and they got me a Christmas Casual position. I've tried applying online for a more permanent position but it's hard. I'd say your best bet would be to go in store, but even then we got heaps of resumes a day.
I really enjoyed it, good bunch of people and it's fairly cruisy, especially counter work.
I like electronics so I was thinking one of those. I just quit Virgin Mobile. I was only there for three months. My manager was a complete fuckwit so I bailed.
>go in store
Lots of them rejected me and told me to go online. It's pretty much protocol to do it online these days.
Hid 4 pre rolled joints in foil in waistband of undies at ASOT sydney for the comedown. Worked a charm... Maybe just tape a bunch of joints to your body. Coffe and deodorant to confuse dogs
Fuck JB Hifi browns plains
They had a shitty package for the Xbox One (AC3 and battlefield) while carindale had a better package for a better price (battlefield and Forza)
not to mention I bought a router from there once and i had to return it since it had a big crack in the side
What a shithole
Sick as bro, I'm going 28th. Mostly seeing Manson/The Vandals. If you see a girl with red hair, white shirt with tonnes of patches (RHCP, MM, Ramones etc) don't be afraid to come mosh.
I was going to go to Harveys, but eh. Dick Smith is just a fucking joke, do they even sell anything? I like selling shit, but fuck me it's hard to find a decent job selling telco or pcs and shit.
Ahh, when I was there we took resumes in person. I guess it depends on the store then. I know Browns Plains are looking for a telco guy at the moment, so might be worthwhile applying there if you're close enough.