A tactical nuclear weapon was just detonated in Donetsk, Ukraine.
One of the subhuman commies caught it on his camera: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuQ5EPnSE_4
Yes, the Russians hit a chemical factory. They are disputing it was a tactical nuke, but word is out that our Vela satellites saw the tell-tale double flash of a nuke. I'm bugging out now. This could get bad quick.
The flash of a real nuke would have blinded the camera and the shockwave would have been much stronger.
Vela satellites are obsolete.
Bhangmeters are actually now carried on GPS satellites.
This is all MILCOMM is talking about. I've been on 24 hour call and got called up 3 hours ago. The wife is crying and I am shipping out at 0600 tomorrow with a embedded INERT/NEST team.
This is just about as stupid as saying that bomb is atomic.
They was other fighting going on. That's why he was recording in the first place. The big crack about 20 seconds after the first light would put him ~4 miles away from the blast.
"The big crack"
Also it sounded more like gunfire than an explosion
It does in the surrounding area, anyway, that explosion was not a fucking nuke of any yield.
If America dies, so will shitty England. Hopefully not before Ireland can rape you, you stupid cunt
Nah, just fapping to pics of queen drowning in piss while tea is thrown in harbour
EMP happens in any nuke explosion, scale depending on blast yield. An optimal EMP would be airburst, but regardless, this was not any nuclear device
I field test EMP and EMP related products in jacksonville for a 3rd party contractor for USAF and these guys are absolutely on point.
If the 4 mile figure quoted by another poster is correct, then you'd expect a total outage of any equipment to have occurred at EMR speeds. This didn't happen so we know thats not a TNW.
Possible Tochka-U missile fired at the DPR's stronghold.
>I field test EMP and EMP related products in jacksonville for a 3rd party contractor for USAF and these guys are absolutely on point.
>Navy seal hur dur
Also, weapon needs to be detonated at a point above the horizon for an EMP effect to occur.
Obviously not the case here.
You don't know shit, my friend.
guys why are we even at war with the ukraine again??
Pretty sure a nuke would have a burning ball rise into the sky. Even if it was small. The light faded quickly, like conventional bombs do when they hit a target. If something like gas, or oil was hit, it produces huge amounts of light as a result.
That's not a nuke.
Nukes give off way, way more light. As in things will go on fire just from being exposed.
It's a huge ass bomb or some kind of industrial incident, that's for sure.
wow you a real oldfag if you remember that
You are all fucking losers. Not one of you translated the comments. Fucking idiots. It was a chemical plant explosion due to separatist fighting or some shit and some of the video is missing, there was a chain explosions beforehand
I can just imagine you saying that in a pub over there
You children should learn to research yourselves instead of believing OP, who has always been/will always be a faggot.
Not a nuke. It's a chemical explosion. Most likely a poorly executed Ukrainian false flag event. Not even Russians are that retarded.
Pic related, it's a clear view of one of the explosions, obviously not nuclear.
yeah I know, its like Irish/Scots/Welsh are culturally deficient because of their history until the english set up churchs/schools to educate them or smt
I don't think you can say welsh "people" in quotes though lol
>Reporter sees this vid
>Checks with sources
>Checks with other reputable sources
>Writes up article
>Sends it to editor
>Editor looks it over and approves it
>Article is posted
>/b/tard sees this vid
>Posts it on 4chan
This was on youtube, not sent specially to a reporter or journalist. Christ you're a fucking idiot.
>Reporter sees this vid
>Checks with sources
>Checks with other reputable sources
>finds nothing about nukes
>writes what actually happened
>Sends it to editor
>Editor looks it over and approves it
>Article is posted
French president and German Chancellor is talks with Vladimir Put in about resolving this Ukrainian issue. That would be a giant middle finger to the west if he left the meeting and just launched a nuke...
>be me 13yo
>Live in Kassel, mid germany, with father, mother and Anika, my sister
>Heard about everything that happened and shit my pants everyday
>Get beaten up everytime a kid my age sees me
>One day, father doesn't come home
>2 men in uniform stand in the doorway, saying that we are moving away
>They say we dont need anything, just to come with them
>Retarded as we were, we follow them. We had no choice
>Get taken to the train station and put into a train with many other people
>Almost pass out because of the smell and density of all the people in the train
>Actually pass out
>Wake up, Anika tells me I have slept for several hours
>Can't look outside, too stuffed
>Suddenly the train stops
No, its literally a roasted human. That's what it is because they got a human, hacked off some bits, roasted it and took a picture.
That's where this picture came from.
Bread played no part - people aren't even made of bread lol
>implying mainstream news would see this as soon as it was posted
>implying no one really listens to what autists on /b/ post because, like this, it's usually BS
>implying you're not actually a dumb negroid who can't fucking think due to a brain made of literal pigshit.
go back to africa cunt.
the large noise of the explosion clearly happened well after the flash of light. there was an initial noise that happened during the visual explosion, but that was likely from an ongoing firefight... hence; he was filming in that direction
Ukraine should have let Crimea secede. Russia HAD to keep Crimea out of the EU to keep the EU from controlling the flow of Russia trade through the Black Sea and to the rest of the world. Russia has a lot of goods to sell abroad and the EU shouldn't be able to destroy the Russian economy at the drop of a hat.
>Suddenly all the people get pulled out
>Fall onto the dirty ground, literally eat a pound of dirt
>Officer packs my arm screaming at me:"GET UP YOU MAGGOT"
>Stand up see a row and get in line
>The officers all have full automatic rifles, pretty futuristic in my opinion
>Dont wanna fuck with any of those
>Atfer being 5 minutes in the line and being told why I am here blah blah blah
>Notice that my sister and mother are missing
>I slowly start crying
>Heading officer notices and comes over to me
>"WHY ZE HELL ARE YOU CRYING?"
>He hits me in the face with the stock of his MP40
>Didnt pass out in the dirt
>I get immediately up, forgetting all the pain and apparent jaw fracture
>Get told where my "house" is
>By this time, I noticed: This is not a new home, THIS IS A PRISON
>Deep in my thoughts while walking thinking what I could have done wrong
>Walk into another officer
>He tackles me to the ground, calling me a a dirty subhuman and how he should just end me now
>Grabs his belt for his handgun
>Suddenly the head officer calls him
>The fucking luck
>Get up with tears in my eyes, fracture in my jaw and a gallon of piss in my pants
>Run after all the other people into my "house"
>About half a year later
>Shit is fucking TOUGH
>We have to work everyday, get beaten up by the officers or other inmates and get barely any food
>Everyone is near death by starvation
>People keep disappearing and never coming back but new people are coming every day
>Saw them being taken by the officers in whole fucking squads
>Every day, in my thoughts I beg for not being taken away
>I dont want to know where they are being taken, by the way they treat us it must be the worst of all
>Also managed to find my sister and mother, they are not far away (probably because the camp is really fucking small)
>My mother looks terrible
>She is forced to work in a brothel inside the camp
>My sister is working in a factory nearby the camp
>She is shivering everytime I see her, fearing, just as I, to be taken away and never be seen again
>Work there goes on and on and there seems to be no end to this suffering
>Many thoughts about suicide but I dont know how, we barely have anything so I cant hang myself
>I bet the officers would shoot me if I asked them to but I fear they would torture me
>A few weeks later
>Go to the place behind my house where my mother and my sister usually came to visit me
>Its midnight, I can barely see shit
>Sister runs towards me, coming out of the black of the night
>She is crying
>I ask where mother is
>"They took her away. Arnold, they took her..."
>I drop to my knees
>This cant be happening, first father now mother
>I keep going through my past in my head, how I deserved this in any way.
>Anika says she cant sleep so I take care of her for a day, the officers didnt care for the amount of people in a house anyways
According to British media reports, Putin has a form of Autism...
>it was a thermobaric bomb faggots
This guy has it right. An unfiltered camera lens at four miles away would have a pixel death from the sight of the explosion. The fact that the lights and the electronics where still around to work is a sign of it. In fact, film and spring driven rotors are still used to this day to film nuclear explosions so there are no electronics to fry.
EMP was the primary issue that lead to the development of Arpanet and later the Internet. The Internet is intentionally decentralized making it still operational if a city was nuked. The packet route around the area with dead equipment and keep on functioning.
Many of the ISP trunks do regular "doomsday tests" taking down background equipment to see how the routers reconfigure. This is how Cisco made its name by having some of the quickest reconfigurable routers in the business. But to answer your question, you'd notice some sites down, a lot of network lag for a period of a few minutes to an hour before it reconfigures itself.
I actually got worried for a second, but some Googling put my mind at ease. They've accused Russia already of using nuclear weapons, but independent sources have failed to verify the claims.
Also, all that is required to make a mushroom cloud is a large explosion, not a nuclear bomb. Even gas explosions and other such explosions can cause a mushroom cloud, if sufficiently large.
If nukes were being used, the radiation would be easy to detect, and we have worldwide monitoring for such radiation.
>If nukes were being used, the radiation would be easy to detect, and we have worldwide monitoring for such radiation.
The Air Force GPS birds have a lot more than navigation equipment installed. One is a good set of sensors for spotting nuclear explosions. EM signature from a nuke is very distinctive and has been profiled for decades. These birds pick it up, the navigation equipment on-board triangulates immediately and all the boys at NORAD and other theaters get the notification.
Now, this part makes me feel really uncomfortable. But its for you incest-fan faggots
>So my sister slept with me in the same house/bed
>So many people slept in a bed, she was really close to me
>Enourmous breasts for her age, she was a year older than me
>I can feel her shiver, but might aswell be the fat guy on the other side
>Its so cold, I can barely feel my limbs
>She gets closer to me, now I feel her shivering
>I whisper, "Dont worry, I wont let them take you"
>But she is already asleep
>She is shivering in her sleep, this is not good
>I wake up the next day, everyone is already up and on their way out
>I run as fast as I can because I dont want another jaw fracture
>Its the same shit everyday, mining stone in a quarry like prisoners in a lucky fucking luke movie
>Luckily managed to walk, or more crawled "home"
>Sister is already in front of the "house"
>Waiting patiently for me
>She doesnt look exhausted anymore
>"Why are you in such a good mood?!"
>"Well, last night...it felt really good sleeping next to you"
>"So I was wondering if you would hide me here again
>I dont even know how she managed to get here but certainly, it was harder to get back so I agreed
>In bed, really tired
>She is right next to me, spoon position
>Feeling REALLY uncomfortable right now, being like this with my sister...and 5 other dudes
>Close to fall asleep when she suddenly grabs my hand and says:
>"You promised that they wouldnt take me, right?"
>"Yes, they wont take you away, I swear"
>She still has my hand in her hard grasp and pushes it against her chest
>Starting to get boner, this cant be happening, she will feel it
>Looking around in panic and confusion for something to make me less horny, but it keeps growing
That nuclear weapon looks legit, look how the landscape lights up due to the blast. The duration of the burst indicates that this is around a 20kt nuclear explosion at a distance of 3.4 miles, the effects being pretty consistent for the video - 1.3 psi max overpressure, 2 cal/cm2 thermal radiation
>tfw everything is burned and fucked
>tfw nobody really cares about us
>tfw one one bottle of wodka left
maybe it's time to go
At least it wasn't a Tzar Bomba. that shit was decreased by 50% too.
WW3 has started.
>Its too late now, it hit her butt
>She doesnt move or anything, but she did notice it, didnt she?
>She slowly turns her head, giving me that sideway look
>"So, how long have you been holding it back now?"
>"Y-you mean how long I didnt jerk it?"
>"Yes" she said with a confident voice which made me even hornier
>Disgusted by myself I said:"Never"
>"Hmmm, I think we'll have to change that"
>She grabs my boner through her legs and starts jerking it with her thighs
>Trying hard to not cum on the spot
>After 10 seconds of her jerking it with her tight thighs, I cum
>Both of my hands on my mouth to not wake up everyone with my orgasm moan
>"Hmm, you really cant hold back. Its my first time now so dont be too rough"
>Too rough? Oh no.
>She grabs my dick once again and now puts in IN her
>"I cant do much here, its you turn now"
>I cant stop now, my dick took over the situation and controls my body now
>Instinctively, I grab her thighs and start pounding her
>Just as me before, she holds her hands against her mouth to not scream
>It feels so amazing, i could cum any second but I try to hold it really hard
>I keep hammering her from behind for what I assume was 15 minutes, my mind has gone blank by now and hers too I assume
>People around us are still sleeping, I wonder how they didnt notice a jew slamming his sister in the middle of them
>I forget to control my thrusts and suddenly cum inside very violently
>As the weak pussy virgin I am, I immediately pass out aka fall asleep right after I shot my load into her
>look at massive explosion behind glass
There's a reason why they made the movie Duck and Cover (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqXu-5jw60)and that asteroid that crashed in Russia just proves that Eastern Bloc peoples can't figure out how to avoid broken glass.
When you see the flash, you duck and cover. If you're too close, you'd be dead anyways but, if you're far enough away to survive and you DON'T Duck and Cover, then you can enjoy blindness for the remainder of your post-war life.
a cute and small modern bomb isn't that intense
Its over after this one, I promise
>I remember everything
>EVERY FUCKING THING
>Desperately telling myself it must have been a dream and Im just kind of sick headed
>I turn around, now halfway convinced that it was all a dream, that I didnt actually slam my sister last night
>Last guy leaving the room notices that Im awake and says right before he leaves:
>"What the hell man"
>From freaked out in the morning, I accepted it over the day
>We're probably not coming out of this alive anyways
>Work was easier than before today
>I feel happy the whole day even though I have no hair, are dressed in almost nothing, freezing and pointlessly hitting rocks with a pickaxe
>Evening, getting back to the house
>Sister is already inside waiting
>I fell asleep right after I fucked her
>She hates me Im sure
>I was bad too, for sure
>"It was perfect" she said like she read my mind
>"Lets do it again sometime"
>But again being driven by my testosterone, I decided to do it again
>Theres not enough place on the bed so we do it on the ground, her on top
>Now I can see that it was really good for her
>She can barely balance her body as she is riding me, moaning like she is cumming any second
>Enjoying the view without any hold of myself
>I dont care if anyone will see us, they all know anyways, and what are they going to do? Judge us?
>I keep ramming my dick into her until I cum
>Again, I dont know how I get to shoot so heavy loads but I do
>She came many times, I could feel it.
>Yes, the Russians hit a chemical factory.
Nice try Ivan. You forgot to mention that they were vacationing Russians who did it using intelligence data from vacationing Russian spysats.
>They are disputing it was a tactical nuke, but word is out that our Vela satellites saw the tell-tale double flash of a nuke.
Of course they are. Even George Kennan, the author of the containment doctrine and the "Long Telegram" (i.e. everything America needed to know about Russia during the cold war), explained why they lie about everything. Russians see the truth as something that's defined by the largest power and thus as something that doesn't exist as objective facts. Russians thus will believe stuff they know is wrong if the state says its true.
> I'm bugging out now. This could get bad quick.
If you're a Russian, you are fucked. If you are an American, just don't life in a filthy liberal-infested city and you'll be fine. Rural people will live since the Nuclear Winter theory is bullshit (even the Kremlin admits that they made it up just to keep American nukes from being deployed to Europe).
>Imma need some sauce, please.
Its a war faggot. There aren't any reliable sources and the ones that are are only as reliable as the source of their data and the effectiveness of misinformation campaigns.
You're asking for sources when there are non that could be believed. Do you really think that God is going to come down and prove to you exactly what happened? Even if he did, you'd claim he was a NSA construct used to help the NWA destroy Russia and bring about a Zionist dystopia.
>physics/military fag requested
Posting "Yeah, science" and "Support our troops" pics on twitter doesn't make you an expert. It just means that you like shinny things and take comfort in feeling like you're intellectually superior to people you don't know just because you read up on the dumbed-down opinions of others.
The best tools for spreading propaganda and misinformation are the ones who keep defending it and believing it because they rely on it to protect their own egos.
>Regretful me again, picturing all the flaws I did
>Telling myself I will go to hell and suffer
>But its worktime again (hooray)
>Sister already gone, like everyone else so noone who could judge me except myself
>Coming back to the house, lost my thoughts again just happy to see my sister
>Suddenly some officers take another squad of people right out of my "house"
>But my sister
>In the middle of the squad, there is my fucking sister
>I stand there, not able to move. Fixed on the spot
>They took her
>I promised to not let her being taken
>She sees me, with a look telling me "It's not your fault"
>But its mine
>They should have taken me instead of her
>Once again, I drop on my knees, losing all my thoughts
> One year here and I lose all my family
>I keep thinking while 2 officers pull me up and throw me into a house
>EMP would have fried everything electric right at detonation.
Tactical nuke != strategic nuke
Also, its where its detonated that matters and the relative load on the electrical infrastructure at the time.
>Or a larger bomb from a jet.
One that the "freedom fighters" "captured" from the "nazis" while on a "vacation" during a "training exercise" after they "got lost" in Ukraine?
Pic related only to the Russian responses ITT
>before professional reporters get their facts verified.
Professional reporters can lie too.
At least on /b/, the truth can come out. Also, unlike "professional reporters", almost everone on /b/ knows most everything is bullshit and are thus more skeptical.
>keeps saying shit that's already been debunked
>thinks its relevant
Explosion source isn't visible. Only secondary light from the mushroom cloud. Also, the distance would dispurse much of the light anyways.
Anyone know the speed of sound so we can calculate the distance from the explosion that that idiot standing behind the glass is at?
1) 0:05 is when you see the light form the explosion. 0:21 is when you hear the explosion. That's 16 seconds.
2) Sound travels at 340 m/s. That means the explosion was ~5.4km away (340 m/s * 16 seconds)
3) I assumed windows break with a 0.25 psi overpressure (estimates on this vary).
4) A 5 kiloton explosion will cause 0.25 psi overpressure from 5.4km away according to http://meyerweb.com/eric/tools/gmap/hydesim.html.
5) The atom bomb dropped on Hiroshima was 15 kilotons.
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>3 years later
>I have grown older and so has my strength and anger
>I want revenge so bad, I fought for this moment
>I made plans, planned how I would survive in this hell of a camp
>I sacrificed other people from my house and other houses for my chance of survival
>All for this moment
>I looked at the officers weapons, how they worked
>27th of January, 1945
>Its morning, I stand up and walk out
>My plan: There was a guard, not particulary strong
>Overwhelm him, take his gun -> chaos
>I step out, seeking the guard
>Noone was there
>Literally, no single guard to be found
>People streamed out of their houses, looking through everything
>They were all gone, they packed their things and went away
>Everyone felt free, started to cheer and screamed out of their lungs "WE ARE FREE"
>Suddenly, one of the walls falls over, a tank driving through it
>All people are scared, thinking its not over yet
>The tanks top entrance opens, its a soldier
>He says something in russian but nobody understands that shit
>No education and stuff in the camp
>Another soldier comes out of the tank saying "It's over, you people are free. nazi germany is about to be defeated"
>But in this moment, I didnt feel joy.
>I felt sad, a sad anger
>The anger for never being able to avenge my family
>My mother, my father
>And my sister Anika
>They all died, only I survived
>But for what cause now
>My life seemed pointless
>Russian soldiers supplied us with food, everyone was happy but I
>Years passed, many years. Germany was rebuilt, DDR and BDR, all that shit came and went
>I found no point in life, even in my marriage with Hannelore later on
>She died in 2002 at the age of 72
>Completely hopeless, again considering suicide
>But then, in 2004, in october it happened
>I found a website called "4chan"
>A mystical new place, full of retarded people from all around the world
>For now, I realized that my journey just begun
>My real story
>All those guys shitting their pants and screaming "HIBS HABBENING" while it's probably an ammo storage or a chemical factory that exploded.
This is the only piece of news i can find. I think there is multiple vids of same explosion from different vantage points.
>Just an artillery shell that hit a "chemical plant" not a nuke
However, I could see Russia using this:
>Russia detonates small nuke in an expendable area
>Uses it to bolster moral and "justify" a conventional invasion
>Keeps claiming that Nazi Jewish American Ukrainians would be stupid enough to nuke a worthless target with a tactical nuke despite risking a strategic nuclear exchange.
>Russia invades Ukraine
>Putin's dies of an unexpected heart attack or brain aneurism
>power struggle results in a nuclear war
>Russians and liberals finally wiped out
>New American millennium begins as American survivors rebuild the whole world.
6 of one / half a dozen of the other, Russia is fucked.
It's true, look at the original atomic test footage. The buildings are models and they explosion is just a cropped in sun rise that they expanded. For the moon landing, no stars in the pics, module too heavy to lift off the moon, too much radiation (eg you would need feet of lead to protect yourself). For 9/11, footage of the day was doctored (eg in one vid you can see the nose of the fuselage EXIT the tower), impossible physics, confiscated phones, fake victim families. The clues are there you just have to look.
If this truly was a nuke ( at the time of writing this im not sure what to believe but leaning more towards it being a nuke) whats stopping the press from putting a hold on this story as it may cause total panic world wide and do more harm than good? Redpilling is almost never consequence free
>cleverly crafted fakes to instill the general public with a sense of fear and awe they don't deserve.
Didn't realize the moon landing was meant to scare the shit out of everyone.
Moon landing made it so that technically, the moon is property of the United States for the same reason that islands become property of the nationality of the first person to step foot on them (even if they're wearing shoes). This is why Russian Active Measures campaigns want everyone to believe the moon landing was fake: They want to steal OUR moon from us by claiming that we don't rightfully own it.
The Moon belongs to America and there's no amount of retarded propaganda that you foreigneres can do that can change that. Its our first major extraterrestrial territorial aquisition and the rest of the solar system is next. Soon America will own every star in the sky and the moon is our stepping stone to the Great American Galactic Hegemony.
No wonder you foreigners are jealous.
You know what? I was about to dispute that you wrote it with the voice of a 14 year old boy, but then realized that you were really young when you were in that camp. That kind of trauma really would carry this far, wouldn't it?
>Didn't realize the moon landing was meant to scare the shit out of everyone.
It falls more under the "awe" category and it's purpose is to instill a sense of arrogance about our abilities.
>Moon landing made it so...Great American Galactic Hegemony.
The moon landing was faked, it's impossible to make it to the moon.
>not knowing their is a lethal amount of radiation in space from this little star called the SUN
radiation is detected using sensors from far, far away. Not saying your post is invalidated, I hope to God no one ever thinks I'm that fucking stupid/gay, but knowing there is radiation on the moon doesn't mean shit.
Okay, I see now that you are just a simple autist. I'm saying that having detected radiation doesn't mean that we have been on the moon. I don't doubt we have, but that still isn't an argument for a moon landing. I'm trying to help you here not dissuade you from feeling your belief is correct.