send him this pic and ask him to put a sharpie in his pooper
requesting backstory OP, who the fuck is that nigger?
I met him at my college. He came up to me and started asking me all these things about Photoshop and then gave me his card because I offered to show him how to use Photoshop in the computer lab. He is from Uganda. I have several other screencaps of him trying to booty call me but me just sort of shrugging them off. I hadn't spoken to him in months and he calls me today on my phone and I tell him I'm working and then he said he would leave me alone. That's when this text conversation started and I just had enough.
Just when I thought niggers couldn't get dumber there is this fucking thread
>he sends another pic with no provocation
somehow fuck with his life, send this nigger back to Uganda.
For now: enjoy tits with shirt
Naw, that would be giving him what he wants. Here is an actual photo.
Agreed, not a good picture XD
This any better?
MAN THE HARPOONS ONCE AGAIN
nice story btw
Fucking says "Wait a minute" like he's looking around for some Smuckers.
I have laughed harder at this thread than anything in months
He's not responding anymore :(
Sorry for the disappointment guys, here are some pussy shots.
Fuck, sorry, that was the blurry one lol
Put it on your ass for me? ;)
trying to get better lighting on it
HOW MUCH MORE CAN I SHOW? Lol I'm running out of nudes XD
Today was special. Op will live forever.
>All those cringeworthy comments
You virgin faggots proved yourselves to be as retarded as that nigger one. Please an hero.
Yeah, I'mma chubby girl. I tried to lose weight, but to no avail. I say treat yo self and love life. I get dick anyway.
I just realized how terrible I look in that pic lol
Oh, I am, is the thing. It's only been about 6 months since I went on the diet and these picture are about that old. I had a pretty crappy relationship with food because of my family, but now that I'm in college I'm making my own diet and shit. I know you don't need excuses XD
When will you stupid fat bitches learn the difference between "chubby" and morbidly obese. You are not chubby. You are not curvy. You are not a bbw. You are just fat. Thread was entertaining 7/10
>made him think you have a husband
>made him okay with getting fucked in the ass by said husband
>told him you had a dick
>hes okay with it
>he wants you to fuck his ass too
>he put a toothbrush in his ass
>he wants whipped cream in his ass
>you made him put jam on his ass
>he won't clean it for you
seriously, this is archive worthy. /b/ hasn't seen anything like this in a while
(OP) Tru. But, I don't really care to lose weight at this point. I mean, obviously some guys find me attractive and I have no health problems. I'm sorry you can't find me attractive as well, maybe this just isn't the thread for you.
OP is just a confuse little fat girl messing with some lame faggot (who's even lower in the social scale than her) in order to earn approval from a community of literal retards.
As if this wasn't enough, she shows her tits and cunt in a desperate attempt to not lose the scarce approval she got.
I've been off of 4chan for over 5 years and just started coming back about a month ago. This is far and away the best thread I've seen since my return. OP, you are hella attractive and funny as fuck. Stay cool.
skinny girls like that feel "hollow" when you fuck them
when they are thick, there is less room for the dick in there, so it feels tighter and better i think
that other bitch puffs air out of her hole while she is getting piped. i guarantee it
>comes to 4chin making fun of its user base
>is actually the most retarded person on 4chan
>mfw your desperate attempt at self validation makes you look like even more of a pleb
(OP) Ah, sorry. I mean, I think I'm losing weight? You're probably right, I just didn't go low enough. I was using an app.
As for the gifs: PS is being a bitch, trying to work it out. Hang in there.
No lie OP I'd tear you apart. Thick girls are hnnngh.