being booty called

any lurkers?

bump plz no 404

Wtf op
Seriously

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>>597145162

>>597145330
SHARPIE IN THE POOPER!!!!

>>597145330
sharpie in pooper
thread is gold

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send him this pic and ask him to put a sharpie in his pooper

>>597146459
brushie brushie brushie

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>>597143763
requesting backstory OP, who the fuck is that nigger?

tldr OP is a faggot

>>597146729
This

>>597146729
I met him at my college. He came up to me and started asking me all these things about Photoshop and then gave me his card because I offered to show him how to use Photoshop in the computer lab. He is from Uganda. I have several other screencaps of him trying to booty call me but me just sort of shrugging them off. I hadn't spoken to him in months and he calls me today on my phone and I tell him I'm working and then he said he would leave me alone. That's when this text conversation started and I just had enough.

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Just when I thought niggers couldn't get dumber there is this fucking thread

Are those OP's tits?
11/10 holy shit if so.

>>597144985
OP YOU ARE ONE SPECIAL KIND OF GAY.
YOU ARE SO GAY YOU DONT EVEN REALIZE IT.

>>597148134
OP is a woman.

>>597148417
>>597148574
OP what the fuck

>>597148241
ohh I should have read further but that level of gayness was overwhelming me.

This is some gay ass thread

>>597148574
LOOOOOL IM SO FUCKING DED OP

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>this thread

Alright, that's all I got /b/
Now, what do you want?

>>597148996
Wait two hours

>>597148996
tits

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>>597148893
>he sends another pic with no provocation

OP are u actually going? lol

>>597148996
well wtf was his reaction when he realized you were fucking with him.
You WERE fucking with him right?..

>>597148996
Moar. sharpie in pooper instead of toothbrush

>>597149151
this

>>597148417
>bacon grease
Kek'd

>>597149151
infinite this, dumb fucking nigger

>>597148996
Check em

>>597149154
fuck no

>>597149176
he hasnt realized yet

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>>597148996
somehow fuck with his life, send this nigger back to Uganda.

>>597149563
Send those apes back in the trees, ship those niggers back. Anything you can do OP?

>>597149500
post reaction when he realizes

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>>597149563

this is the greatest thing ever

>>597146459
holy shit you got him to stick his toothbrush up his asshole

i cant stop laughing at this stupid black nigger

he stuck his toothbrush right up his asshole

holy shit

>>597149150
this or gtfo

can someone make a screencap of this whole thread?

posting in epic thread

nothing to see here

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This fucking thread.

>I have jam.

>I have jam

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>>597149701
Will do.
For now: enjoy tits with shirt

>>597150991
>>597150769
Hivemind. Also bacon grease.

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Bump.

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>>597144205

>>597151030
were those your titties you sent him?

>>597151541
yeah were they? I mean if he saw you previously he must have had an idea of their size so

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>>597151541
Naw, that would be giving him what he wants. Here is an actual photo.

>>597152113
upside down tits

>>597152113
Send moar!!!

epic thread

>>597152270
It baffles me how you guys are depraved enough to ask for tit pics on here when you could just use google and find fucking thousands

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>>597152270
here

>>597152616
Her tits taste pretty good.
>source: I am her husband

>>597152693
>OP posts face
You're a brave one, I'll give you that.

>>597152616
Timestamped pic?

Toronto eh?

>>597152805
>implying /b/ is anything to be afraid of

>>597152954
SHARPIE IN POOPER GET
>thank you based nigger

>>597152270
You have to put a sharpie in your ass and agree to have ops husband fuck you in the ass

>>597152693
Land whale, abandon ship!

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>>597152954
Oh shit nigger, what are you doing

>>597153006
Plenty of autistic lurkers here. I for one am scared of them. But I see your point.

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My sides destroyed

Either this nigger is really horny, or he's into some really weird shit.... like this could be too weird for /b/ and i don't even know if that's possible

>>597144205
Ayy Toronto in the house

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>>597151030
ayy lmaio b0ss

>>597153312
Bruh this nigger gave his straight address... wanna fuck him over?

>>597153312
#Tdot swag my nigga

>>597152693
4/10

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>>597152876

>>597153499
Pizza time

>>597153225
They all left. Nothing but reddit fags and 12-year olds left.

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>>597153672
Agreed, not a good picture XD
This any better?

Glad I was here for this.

>>597153707
Show ass

>>597153987
See
>>597153946

>>597153946
Noice!
Irish fag approves.

>>597153946
You're so hot, you make me hard

>>597153946
take pic of ass with and without panties

>>597153946
you are beautiful,no wonder why niggers wanna fuck you.you are white gold

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>>597153707

Someone screenshot this thread?

>>597154070
I have jam

>>597153946
cute face. I'd cuddle with.

>>597153946
Show moar

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>>597153946
MAN THE HARPOONS ONCE AGAIN

nice story btw

>>597154748
>jam tho

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>>597154748
Fucking says "Wait a minute" like he's looking around for some Smuckers.

>>597154299
http://imgur.com/a/8fkgD

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>>597154748

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This whole thread....is just.

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>>597154748

>>597144205
Oh fuck I actually live 10 min from the subway station

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I have laughed harder at this thread than anything in months

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>>597153707

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He's not responding anymore :(
Sorry for the disappointment guys, here are some pussy shots.

>>597155834
not disappointed. :9

>>597155834
Moar

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>>597155834
Fuck, sorry, that was the blurry one lol

>>597156092
agreed

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>>597156119
GIVE US ALL THE STUFFS!

>>597155834
No disappoint.
OP is goddess.
(I have jam, btw)

>>597156119
what's that thing going in it? is it a corndoag?

>>597156299
I have jam btw

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>>597156270
Put it on your ass for me? ;)

>>597156345
OMFG lmao no. It's husbando.

>>597156345
It's my dick you insensitive fuck
>source: I am her husband

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Fucking epic thread, nice call OP.

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>>597156299
pls moar

>>597156548
Can verify: am autistic lurker

>>597156299
Please show moar

is OP kill?

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trying to get better lighting on it

This thread...

What the fuck is happening?

The nigger is a raging faggot and op is a landwhale trap?

This shit's so fucked up.

>>597143763
this bread had everything on the menu, niggers, tits, pussy, fucking over a beta faggot... etc..

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>>597157048

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>>597156980
HOW MUCH MORE CAN I SHOW? Lol I'm running out of nudes XD

This thread is killing me

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>>597157048
He got the Smuckers

When you reveal what you have done send him a link to the thread OP so he can see what a dumb nigger he is and we can laugh at him.

>>597157075
I'm not an actual trap. I was trying to fuck with him.

>>597157187
grosssss she is fat

>>597156548
I have one request from now on, keep your ass out of the pictures

OP, you mah nigga. I'm thoroughly impressed.

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Underrated thread.

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>>597157187
Today was special. Op will live forever.

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Toasting in epic bread

>>597157358
This

>>597157048
He had jam.

>>597157187
Mammaries.

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>>597157187

>>597157187
take more then, Take a full body shot

>>597157358
Pictures are old, can't do anything about it.

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This whole thread

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>>597154045
>>597154052
>>597154070
>>597154104
>>597154115
>>597154587
>>597154725

>All those cringeworthy comments

You virgin faggots proved yourselves to be as retarded as that nigger one. Please an hero.

>>597157517
This

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>>597157358
This ass?

>>597157663
no I was talking to the guy

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>>597157436

>>597157621
Nice b8 m8 8/8

>>597157663
No your small dick faggot cuck of a husband

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>>597157048
You're doing God's work, OP

>>597152693
You look like my friend's sister, but she's not married. Would hit that, though

>>597156548
husbando is cool guy. would totes let Fuck me in the ass while hot wife watched.

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>>597157517
Yeah, I'mma chubby girl. I tried to lose weight, but to no avail. I say treat yo self and love life. I get dick anyway.

>>597157867
Cuck tier is god tier, my friend.
>also implying sharing nudes = cuck
You must be fun in "post your girlfriend" threads.

>>597157867
kek

>>597158119
Would do.
>source: I am the one who fucks in ass while she watches

>>597158143
I'd fuck you but your face is ugly.

>>597157663
asshole pls

>>597145900
>fuck my Jesus

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Rate me while we wait for this nigger

>>597158646
3/10

>>597158646
7/10 chubby girl

>>597158646
soft 3

>>597158143
>>597158257
Would husband fuck my husband in the ass while the we watched?
>th-that's my fetish

>>597158807
maybe 6

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>>597158646
I just realized how terrible I look in that pic lol

>>597158646
2/10
just a bj when drunk

>>597158983
7/10

>>597158646
For someone who's married you really don't like to wear your ring do you

>>597158983
hit the gym you fat fuck and stop eating like a whale

>>597159003
I'll take it. Got a nice dick and some vodka?

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>>597158646
GET THE HARPOONS NIGGA

>>597158983
still terrible

>>597159160
We don't have wedding rings. Too expensive.

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>>597158983
Much better
Much rather you then this thing

>>597159182
i wouldn't spent a dime to get you drunk.

>>597159175
(OP) Treat yoself

>>597159241
ahh right i get it now

>>597159280
So much this

>>597152693
6/10, bet you're good at deepthroating.

>>597156345
its a tendie

>>597158143
no doubt 9/10. cute face, great tits, cute belly, and fucking hilarious if you're actually behind these texts. would date.

>>597159459
Can confirm
>source: cucksband

(OP) /b/ want me to make a gif of me giving bj?

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>>597146459

>>597159516
>I have jam

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>>597159557
>oh yeah

>>597159557
NOW

>>597157048
is that treebark growing in his ass crack?

>>597159640
deepthroat pls

>>597159516
>no doubt 9/10
>9/10
>that

just no you desperate faggot

>>597159970
It's jam.

>>597159280

I'd rather fuck that skeleton and pretend that i'm a nazi and she's a jew who fled from Auschwitz concentration camp.

>>597158143
>tried to lose weight
>no avail

fuck you did, "only" ate 5000 calories a day?

>>597157436
Nice job anon. This will live for eternity

>>597157436
thats funny as fuck

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>>597159557
I'm pretty sure we do.

>>597160058
it's almost like beauty is totally subjective.

>>597160232
this
OP if you actually ate less than your body uses, you would jave lost weight smh
all these fat fucks tryna find excuses...

>>597160664
It's coming.

>>597160692
Madness.

>>597160232
(OP) It was 1400. I can show you screencaps from MyFitnessPal but it seems pretty useless.
Also: OP about to deliver on GIF

>>597160850
i dont believe you, no way you only ate 1400kcal and were able to maintain that weight.
even if you only did this for two weeks, you would have already seen progress.

>>597160821
Oh, I am, is the thing. It's only been about 6 months since I went on the diet and these picture are about that old. I had a pretty crappy relationship with food because of my family, but now that I'm in college I'm making my own diet and shit. I know you don't need excuses XD

>>597158143
When will you stupid fat bitches learn the difference between "chubby" and morbidly obese. You are not chubby. You are not curvy. You are not a bbw. You are just fat. Thread was entertaining 7/10

>>597160850
where's the blowjob gif?

>>597161147
Funny how some people's body work a little different.

ITT: OP tricks lonely nigger into violating his toothbrush and spreading jam on his asshole, and also delivers nudes.

Today was a pretty neat day.

>>597147480
So you're actually a chick or is he just gay?

>>597161237
Photoshop fucking crashed like a little pussy. give me another five minutes.

OP is now a legend.

>>597161208
Faggot

>>597161373
can't wait 4 it!

>>597161285
its basic physiks bitch, energy in emergy out, if she only needs 1400 kcal to maintain that kinda weight, then she can easily survive with only 800 kcal too and lose weight

>made him think you have a husband
>made him okay with getting fucked in the ass by said husband
>told him you had a dick
>hes okay with it
>he wants you to fuck his ass too
>he put a toothbrush in his ass
>he wants whipped cream in his ass
>you made him put jam on his ass
>he won't clean it for you
>you timestamped
>mfw

seriously, this is archive worthy. /b/ hasn't seen anything like this in a while

>>597158983
Fat disgusting 4

>>597161344
OP has been posting nudes... judge for yourself.

>>597161373
make one of your husband fucking you

OP is a legend.
Would fuck op for days

>>597161572
She has a husband... do people not read thread?
>source: I am him. My dick was in the pictures.

>>597161532
(OP) Tru. But, I don't really care to lose weight at this point. I mean, obviously some guys find me attractive and I have no health problems. I'm sorry you can't find me attractive as well, maybe this just isn't the thread for you.

>>597161344
see
>>597153707

>>597160692
almost is the key word there

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>>597157436
>>597160291

OP is just a confuse little fat girl messing with some lame faggot (who's even lower in the social scale than her) in order to earn approval from a community of literal retards.
As if this wasn't enough, she shows her tits and cunt in a desperate attempt to not lose the scarce approval she got.

>YouBetterMakeAChangeInYourLife/10

I've been off of 4chan for over 5 years and just started coming back about a month ago. This is far and away the best thread I've seen since my return. OP, you are hella attractive and funny as fuck. Stay cool.

>>597161711
i think i can do that

>>597161954
You must be great at parties.

>>597161810
how old are you?

>>597156541
I wish I could see that cock in the negger ass. is he still not responding?

Uh this thread was cool but now it's just a flop

>>597159280
skinny girls like that feel "hollow" when you fuck them

when they are thick, there is less room for the dick in there, so it feels tighter and better i think

that other bitch puffs air out of her hole while she is getting piped. i guarantee it

>>597161810
i aint dissin yo looks, i'm just sayin that "i actually adjusted my diet but didnt lose weight" excuse is bullshit, i hate when people say that

>>597161954
yep, so what's the problem?

>>597149818
kek

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>>597161954
>comes to 4chin making fun of its user base
>is actually the most retarded person on 4chan
>mfw your desperate attempt at self validation makes you look like even more of a pleb

>>597162518
Totally agree

Gods damnit, op, where's that gif?

>>597162925
thx fam

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>>597162518
(OP) Ah, sorry. I mean, I think I'm losing weight? You're probably right, I just didn't go low enough. I was using an app.
As for the gifs: PS is being a bitch, trying to work it out. Hang in there.

>>597161285
It almost like you never learned physics. Oh wait it is exactly like that.

>>597162218

Yeah, i don't move around whiteknighting every random fat girl by saying that she's "hella attractive" "gorgeous" or "9/10" as you faggots do.

>>597148134
You better shut up bitch before I suck your dick dry

>>597163151
why don't you use this website instead?
http://makeagif.com/

>>597156299
Nice lookin puss op. Thumbsup.jpeg

>>597148101

> being this stupid

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>>597158646
No lie OP I'd tear you apart. Thick girls are hnnngh.

OP is probably fucking with us like she did with that faggot duh

Lesson learned here today: always have sharpies.