/b/ my gf left me.
*Pic related*, I need you guys to help me troll her and teach her it was a mistake to have ever messed with me. I'll deliver anything, please help me
That's the dude she left me for, some neckbearded bastard who doesn't even go to college. The fuck's life plans is to forever work at a Whole's Food Market. I'm not even joking
I go to college, I have a job at college making more than him. I have a future better than his. I have a dick most likely bigger than his. He's a fucking clown compared to me. This bitch needs to know that. I'm just asking for help
Most likely not, he's a minimum wage dumbass
We were together for 7 years, and she just threw all that out the window cause she said "I've changed".
That bitch needs to get what's coming to her and I want you dudes to help me please
You're young. Forget her there plenty of other fish in the sea. Use your anger and hit the gym. Become An alpha male.
Tits to make you happy.
New york city
Gtfo is you're not going to help me get even with her
You're more likely a bigger shithead
This bitch was cool with my sister and even after I told my sister to leave her alone after she left me she still hangs with her. 4chan please help
You sound like a self righteous materialistic fuck head, she prolly left you because your boring and are already trying to act like a middle aged adult.
The other guy prolly tells jokes and taps that ass just right.
Lemme guess, you guys were together through our most of highschool, transfered to college, together for a bit, until she turned 21 and found her inside party animal and let loose. That shit happens, there is a reason relationships tend to work better after we grow out of our party phase.
Stop whining like a fucking bitch, faggot. Grow the fuck up. She left you ? That's her choice ! Deal with it like a grown man, and stop acting like a crybaby. Coming here to ask us to ruin her life is pathetic, you can't always expect people to act like you want to, you don't own people. If your natural response to that is looking to ruin their lives, then you clearly are worth dumping.
Maybe she actually realised how much of an arrogant, pathetic manbaby you are. No shit she chose that other guy.
I'm not materialistic, i'm a fucking realistist. I gave facts not "me being made and yelling".
No she can't, she needs to stay the fuck away fro my sister if she isn't with me. I fucking introduced them in the first fucking place
I'm not the problem, I kept her happy for 7 years. She's the fucking problem and broke up with me over FACEBOOK, so I don't think I am in the wrong
That's a piece of it I guess
Dude quit being a faggot. I was cheated on and the guy who she left with tried to kill me and my family. Man the fuck up and take care of your own business. Either you get even like I did or you move on, and those are YOUR only options, nothing involving the Internet should be there at all. I can understand why she would have left if you can't even fight your own battles.
I'm such a decent person, she's sooo mean. I'm so great and the other guy isn't as full of himself as I am! I'm so romantic! Nobody is better! I go to college!!!! Please help me ruin her life and attack her!
Fuck you're scummy man. Who cares if she broke up with, as long as she didn't steal your shit or something.
If I take care of it in the real world that bitch would be dead. I've done nothing but treat her right and honest like everyone would expect a man to do. Now breaking up over nonsense? I'm angry, hurt and rightfully pissed off. I came here asking for a solution that would make me feel better about it. My life is great and I fight my battles this isn't a battle, it's a war,
Bitch still hasn't unfriended me cause she knows she wants me to see all her pics with her boyfriend and his friends
Hey man, here
I might offer the solution to your problem but it will have a price
I can train you in gorilla warfare in less than a month for some nude, are you in?
Getting a bunch of people to go after this girl will totally prove she made a mistake by leaving you. I completely see the logic behind your thinking.
You guys are dumb. You always pursue these fucked up "I'm not like those other girls" girls and then act surprised when the girl with hair in her face, weird lookatme doo-dads and piercings and a tumblr with a full harem of orbiters cheats on you or gets bored and runs off. Yes, they're cute right now but their world of narcissism, immaturity and stunted moral/psychological development just isn't worth it.
I understand your pain OP, they just your feelings, so now its time to hurt hers, some may say that its pathetic or morally wrong
BUT IT JUST FEELS SO SATISFYING WHEN YOU MAKE THEM FEEL YOUR PAIN.
Well OP since no one is actually asking any real questions/giving advice (because this is /b/, there are like 4 people here who have ever even touched an actual woman) let me ask you, do you have any idea why she left?
Surely she didn't just leave out of the blue with a message saying "I found a new dick to ride, peace nigga", there had to be some kind of build up.
You look like a fat richard ayoade. Lose weight, get a cut and stop wearing gay ass necklaces
best way to troll her and "teach" her it was a mistake is get the fuck over her, ignore her, forget about her, stop being a 10 year old, grow the fuck up and improve yourself. Google "men going their own way" and stop being a fucking turd, even though you're clearly a child, this is the best advice to you, hope in twenty years you'll be a man who only gives a shit about his own shit.
>If I take care of it in the real world that bitch would be dead.
Haha, okay skipper. Here, I'm feeling nice today so I'll give you some advice
-Block the bitch already, you're just feeding your own ego
-Stop trying so hard to be someone you're not. You've already told us it's because you're boring/you've changed, so obviously this isn't your normal modus operandi.
-You'll grow up eventually but until then disregard females and aquire currency. Obviously you can't handle a relationship without resulting to shitpost on the Internet about how your chemical romance doesn't hold any weight and you should not be with anyone else until your head is out of your ass.
-If you want a personal army this is the wrong place to look especially with the lack of information you've given us. If you want a blog to whine get >>>/out/ and go to Tumblr. We only need oc and nudes here.
-Messing on 4chan will result in real serial killers knocking on both of yalls doors so seriously just leave.
obvious troll is obvious.
she's not a bitch, she's another loser human like most of them. Fuck it, be glad you're done with that abusive shit and move on. stop being a fucking weirdo / weird reporter type trying to show most people are up for "revenge" - there's nothing to revenge, she did you a fucking favor.
THIS IS THE FIRST DAY YOU'LL FEEL TRULY ALIVE, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO TASTE THE CINNAMON IN YOUR CRUNCH TODAY BOY
do what i did: crack into her email, change her facebook password and then post all the nudes you have of her to her entire friends and family and to her new bf and all his friends and family's facebook pages. :)
Man, you seem insecure, obsessive and self centered. The fact that she left you means she realized this, and good for her. That guy probably actually makes her feel loved, plus he might have a bigger dick.
Shut the fuck up
She left me cause i've changed and by that she meant "I'm too focused on my life and career". When i've been doing that for 7years building up everything for us and the "family" we were suppose to have
shut the fuck up
She is a bitch and I'm a good person. Can't see that then gtfo my thread
You think i'm pussy enough not to go to her house and gun her down? You really take me that lightly? How many people gave threats over the internet and did said threats. I'm not some dumb kid. I'm fucking 24 years old, I pay my own bills and this shit seriously made me angier than i've ever been. Being broken up over facebook proves how much of a bitch she is
Fuck you, you dumbass motherfucker
I'm not edgy, i'm a realist
Don't you ever compare me to him. Hes a virgin loser. I've had sex before
I've fucked a few sluts since our breakup. But I want her
OP also gave us nothing to work with so even if someone wanted to help which apparently nobody does, they couldnt
>brings facebook into this
>confirmed for underageb&
Either way, you seem to have a very childish view of relationships. There isn't some sort of easy equation to keeping a girl.
Just because your nice and treat her right yadda yadda yadda doesn't mean she'll love you forever, people don't work like that, we're not automotons.
Get over it, go drink a load of monster and listen to dubrock or whatever the fuck 16 year olds do these days.
How about you calm the fuck down and try and be rational and think about it rather than spewing shit and angry cuz mad.
You say you're 24 but all you're doing is being an immature bitch about your break up. I get that it sucks and hurts but just realize that it's not worth it. If she left you in such a shitty way she doesn't care or respect you. Realize that and move on.
do it u fuckin faggot, u dont the balls to do anything real to her so u come here to cry
also: spiderman thread?
>>I've fucked a few sluts since our breakup. But I want her
Jibbers Crabst OP. Just move on. That's the long and short of it. Yeah, you want her. Guess what? I want a million bucks and a woman that can cook, but it turns out I'm never going to have either. And that's just that. As >>596983983
says, you're being very immature and not being rational. Find yourself one of those "sluts" and have yourself some fun. She's not worth it, and do you really want someone else's secondhand-goods? I mean, seriously, she might have caught any sort of nasty diseases by now.
>go drink a load of monster and listen to dubrock or whatever the fuck 16 year olds do these days.
kek, but sound advice though.
And what's op's obsession with getting dumped via facebook. She just saved him the embarrassment of crying like a little bitch in front of her if she had done it face to face. She actually did you a favor by dumping you on facebook op.
What's this "we" shit? Enough as well? Look, I know you think this place is edgy with dank memes and can only recall one murder here, but we've had people show us freezers full of body parts before. It's an institution by now.
You're a pussy nigger faggot, that's why she left your superior bitch ass.
It doesn't matter what you have or will be doing, he probably fucks better and you're a little pussy bitching on /b/.
This thread is gold.
Grow up kid, shit happens.
One of my exes dumpd me via text message after out three year long relationship.
She had been fucking another guy behind my back but I wasn't so beta that I came crying to /b/ asking to be my army.
Move the fuck on.
Shut the fuck up and gtfo out of my thread you fucking waste of life
She saved herself a IRL beating in front of me, I was at work when she hit me that message so fuck you
I have been trying to get right and move on but when I think about those 7 years wasted it makes me want to rip her jaw out her mouth and shove it up her ass
Shut the fuck up, you're the queer
HOW THE FUCK AM I BEING IMMATURE WHEN ALL I ASKED FOR WAS HELP TEACHING THIS BITCH A LESSON?! She will respect me one way or another, she didn't cause I was the "nice guy". If people seem me irl and all the shit I did you'd all be praising me or thinking i'm a standup guy but now i'm bashed for her leaving me?! gtfo of here that's bullshit and everyone in this thread knows it's fucked up
gtfo of my thread, i'm dead fucking serious.
I'm childish, i'm 24 years old not 16 dumbass. You're right she's not a machine but she was a person I gave my all my teen years and time to
If these people continue to talk like they're badasses then I will to
You know what's funny, i'm being bashed when this dude is taking her to all the places I did and I see everything they do. the world is fucking amazing isn't it?
Alright, but what does that help in the long run? Seriously, is this bitch worth going to jail for because you want to rip her jaw out of her mouth and shove it up her ass? Seriously, just leave her behind. If this guy is as pathetic as you say he's being and taking her to all the same places, I'm sure she'll go off on him eventually. Block her and go. That's the best solution here.
lol OP is a fucking psychotic crazy faggot why don't we ruin his life guys?
your replies tell me you get angry easily, she probably left you because she saw the relationship going nowhere after so long, she left you because she wanted something new, she left you because she's still young and wants to sample other dicks
OP saulk do what you have to then move on, and go make another girl miserable you fucking narcissistic piece of shit
>ITT: OP's girl leaves him for someone else
>OP gets super mad and spouts a tonne of shit about him and makes begs for a pa request
>spouts tonnes more shit at anons for saying it how it is
>we spiderman thread now
why am I fucked in the head for feeling the way I feel.
No, I'll do more. I see no one here will help me. Then I'll take matters into my own fucking hands
Don't compare me to him, I will only kill one person. A person who took my heart and smashed it for her own benefits and still continues to step on the pieces. I've been a good guy, I tried to do good in everthing I did and this is how she and the world repays me and i'm suppose to just accept it? No, no no no no no no no no no no no no no I'm not and you're all fucked up. I'll take care of this my way i'm not replying again. Stay tuned on the news.
>TEACHING THIS BITCH A LESSON
>she will respect me one way or another
Look at you, self-centered fucker. She isn't your property or your daughter. Grow up.
>everyone in this thread knows it's fucked up
Well actually, if you read the thread carefully, you'll realise everyone here thinks YOU'RE fucked up.
>she saved herself a IRL beating in front of me
So basically, you'd beat up a girl just because she decided that after 7 years of relationship, she wanted to move on ? You are a madman. Break-ups are part of life, and she has every right to decide that she doesn't want to date you anymore.
>she was a person I gave my all my teen years and time to
Well those were your teenage years ! Just accept it as happy times and move on ! She didn't sign a contract bonding her life to yours dammit !
>I'm childish, i'm 24 years old not 16 dumbass
24 and super childish, believe me.
its a part of every OP's healthy breakfast u can easily lose weight thanks to it, pic related
>No, I'll do more.
Uh huh. Other than making Personal Army requests?
>I see no one here will help me
We've all literally been saying the same thing. Fuck bitches, get money.
>Then I'll take matters into my own fucking hands
Okay. You need a nice good wank.
>I will only kill one person
You do realize these threads are monitored, aye? Like... you're not THAT much of an idiot are you?
post pic after kill, but make a new thread cuz this one belongs to spiderman
You guys looked like a good couple, sorry things didn't work out. I know what youre going though, I recently broke up with my girlfriend after 5 years.
It wasn't easy and I think about her all the time and miss her (mostly the sex), but I had to do it because I had changed, and didn't love her anymore.
You have to understand her point of view, and you have to appreciate the fact she called it off because she respects you enough not to hurt you by cheating.
No offense, but seeing revenge is childish. If you love/loved her, let her go. Hurt never helps. You're a decent enough looking guy, just get a hair cut and shave, don't become stuck on her, and you'll have another girl in no time... You're probably saying to yourself, it wont be the same, and It wont be, but that's not a bad thing.
Dude's this if 4chan, especially /b/, we don't take anything posted here as fact. Only a fool would. It's on the damn board's header.
you really are a dumb fuck.
it's not about how much money you make, where you work, or even what kind of education you have. none of that shit makes you any more or less of a person.
it's about attitude and what you do with it.
you have a bad one, so all you're going to be in this life is an asshole.
don't pollute /b/ with your PA request, we're assholes as it is, and we love to fuck with other assholes. we'll turn on you quicker than a spinning quarter.
now smile. you just got fucked.
>claims that he is a better man than the new gf's fuckmeat
>has to ask a internet image board for help
if you are so mad at him why don't you try to beat him up you pussy? this board is not your friend just because you waste your life here
holy shit wtf is this you deserve a fucking b&
Alright fine, Ill be good. Ill take your advice and just get over it...it's just not fair. I just love her
I don't tell you to get over it. I tell you that you should do what YOU think is right, not what a image board thinks bro. stand your ground and asking a board filled with retards isn't going to help you
>it's about attitude and what you do with it.
One day you will realize how full of shit you are, maybe when you reach past the 11th grade. So no, we are actually laughing at you. Attitude doesn't get you shit in this world, it doesn't pay the rent, it doesn't satisfy the needs or desires of potential mates, it has no bearing on your station in life and a bad attitude is even, in some studies, correlated with life longevity etc.
So please, piss off with your hippy nonsense.
lol @ the people op hangs out with.
HAHAHA AS SOON AS WE MAKE CLEAR WE'RE GOING AFTER HIM HE CHANGES HIS MOOD. LMAO GOOD JOB OP YOU'RE STILL FUCKED. I WILL MAKE SURE THIS LEGACY LIVES ON AND YOU END UP IN JAIL OR WORSE.
get a gun and some hard alcohol and reconsider if ur really gonna move on, pic related: its OP in 5 minutes
OP please stop ruining yourself. You're a fucking cocksucker.
OP IS THE ULTIMATEST FAGGOT OF THE YEAR
These picture make it seem it was so obvious she was going to dump you. In all of these, you can tell her smile is from the fact a picture is being taken, she does not look happy to be with you at all, she is posing for a camera. Either you are very boring or she is an airhead. Im guessing both.
>thinking that's a Star of David
You're a fucking dumbass.
Don't you realize you're the one being a bitch ?
No one has to "show you respect". Respect is earned, and this kind of behavior will get you none.
Get off your high horse, for starters.
CONGRATS EVERYONE, YOU TOOK THIS B8 WITH SUCH FORCE i'M PROUD TO CALL MYSELF A TROLL. THIS IS BYFAR THE MOST EASY THE TROLL BOARD ON /B/ THANK YOU FOR THE LAUGHS AND THANK YOU FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT. IF YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL THEN I MUST BE A MASTER-B8ER ;0000
Just humiliate her whenever you have spare time for your own entertainment. If you really are better than the other deadbeat human being, make her realise that. She looks like some fucking emo bitch so go ruin her life. Itll be worth it.
>You think i'm pussy enough not to go to her house and gun her down?
Do it. Prove you're not a beta faggot.
>We were together for 7 years, and she just threw all that out the window cause she said "I've changed".
7 years?!? You need to change your oil eventually ya know. She was doing you a favor.
Looks like Spiderman isn't the only one saving New York.
you mean that /b/ is not a site and a thread is not a board?!
gee, thanks anon . Now I'll have to talk with the party van. taking b8 this seriously
I dun have any :(
She looks like Boxxy, hurl!
Didn't say it wasn't. Just don't blame the Jews for this stupid bitch.
Why in the hell would you want to claim her when your own laws claim she isn't kosher? Kek nice try m8.
god OP, im in the fucking pits, she broke up with me, ive been drinking every night, realizing im going to neckbeard for the rest of my life, but at least im not a whiny trolly bitch huh?
Are you kidding? This is great! Now I can explain the situation to the cops and make them pokerface for thinking this is serious business
I never dated her, I've been b8ing for hours now. And god I must say people take it
>Been on here longer than you, faggot. It should show in my willingness to fuck up someone's life at the drop of the hat.
>being b8'ed and then taking it for real.
At least let me take the hook out your mouth, and how long exactly is "longer than me" kek
Not everyone here is a hikikomori. I know I was baited, but really, I have been this whole thread, sure. Still enough evidence to either facilitate the personal army request if I was being rused, and then again, enough to mess with op if not. I don't care either way honestly, I'm enough time zones away and on 7 proxies. And real bait doesn't last as long as when you actually cast out the line. It's eaten once, and that's it.
I'll oblige you with an answer, I've been here since before desu was anything.
>be king of /b/
>write down rules for real b8
shuy up, faggot
Like other's said this thread is Gold. I was going to stop posting after about 10 replies but then everyone flooded in and I decided to get more lulz out of the thread. You can see I stopped being serious after people started taking the b8 serious. But that's the real fun part of this thread. The best thing about this is those aren't my friends, the dude's face I used isnt mine and I've pulled in over 200 replies off b8 alone.
>inb4 KING OF FAGGOTS
>explain the b8
>calls himself faggot
HEY, I GOT OVER 200 REPLIES. I don't have to keep the b8 up any longer. Queen of Faggot's orders!
Better than nothing!
You're a fucking douchebag asshole.
You're controlling, probably really manipulative, and you probably guilt-trip her all the time cause you're an insecure and emotionally unstable faggot.
The dude she left you for looks almost exactly like you, how does that make you feel? Imagine her looking into his eyes while he's laying some fat pipe on that cooter of hers, and she's thinking about how much time she wasted with a loser like you.
Hur hur hur. I'M A GOOD PERSON. Now ruin this girls life because she left me.
Fucking seriously bru. Kill yourself. Even if she got with a fucking slug faced Algerian named mustaff, with AIDS and a prolapsed anus that slapped against her cheeks when he fucks her - it's still a step up from you.
>Don't compare me to him, I will only kill one person. A person who took my heart and smashed it for her own benefits and still continues to step on the pieces. I've been a good guy, I tried to do good in everthing I did and this is how she and the world repays me and i'm suppose to just accept it? No, no no no no no no no no no no no no no I'm not and you're all fucked up. I'll take care of this my way i'm not replying again. Stay tuned on the news.
is he just copying and pasting lyrics from simple plan or something?
She's my friend's friend. I barely even seen her irl yet we're friends on fb. Thought i'd post her and her and her bf since they're always filled my fucking news with shit they do.
If this is you, you look like a whiny bitch and that's probably why she left. Get over it and move the fuck on. She is going to find better and you might as well too by getting over your ex and just bettering your self and do some fucking soul searching bro