/b/, I'm incredibly horny and I want to be some one's fuck toy! Tell me what to do!
could u try something like this pic OP, just naked ofc, it would make my day thanks
You look like SHIT. What kind of a haircut is that anyway? Looks like you did it yourself while under the influence of intoxicating liquor.
Reasons why you suck:
- Your camera is cheap and blurry.
- Your haircut is ugly.
- Your face is ugly.
- You have a cheap stereo on a tv tray. Fuckin' white trash.
I bet your house smells like animal piss and shit.
ANNNNNND I BET YOUR FUCKING FATHER ISN'T AROUND HAHAHAHA. YOU ARE A FATHERLESS BASTARD, AREN'T YOU?
totally fuckable yo
try something like this
spiderman is for wincest. I can understand using it for traps/cuckold/other type of cancer threads, but a girl who posted timestamp? really? you must really have serious mental health issues.
Should I make a new thread and leave spidey to this one?
Anything? K then.
First, you must go a zoo and get a penguin. Then name the penguin Ruairi. Now train him to follow you around and have him become a total bro. Next, get a convertible car, and drive down a very busy street with the roof down and the penguin in the passenger seat (ideally raised so that all can see the penguin).
Alternatively, ride a motorbike down a busy street with Ruairi as passenger.
Now for the next stage of training.
You must get a female penguin. Let's name her Dorothy. Now introduce her to Ruairi and let wild penguin sexx0r happen. Wait until the penguin chicks are born. Then train them to become total bros. Again, continue to introduce male or female penguins for the chicks to breed with. Trade them to become bros too. Keep doing this until you have an army of trained bro penguins.
Now, the final part!
Go to some big city (who cares as long as there are many people). Bring your army of penguin bros and wait at a very busy pedestrian crossing. Now cross the road, so will your 200+ penguins in style. Now sit back and enjoy the lulz.
Congratulations, you win at life.
TL;DR you want to attention whore? This is how you attention whore properly.
Enough lazing about. How about something like this? ;)
theres a difference between defending a camwhore and not being a complete fucking loser that goes out of their way to ruin the camwhores life at the same time ur fapping to her