so guys, i've struck fuck shit city >19, apprentice,

And that's how pedophiles are made, folks!

You should impregnate her as fast as you can to claim your property

>>596920834
well ofc I wouldn't do anything concerning molestation, but fuck /b/, I've lurked for 2 years now, YLYL such and so and out of the corner you see this insidious growth of loli threads and trap threads.
then BAM
[spoiler]you start masturbating over them[/spoiler]

Do you think it is healthy for anyone to frequent a board where you're confronted with cp from time to time?
Do you have a gf or casual sex?
You obviously started liking her but don't do what all betas do and start sexualizing what give s you affection boi.

>>596921036
>catalog
>search term: trap
>1 thread found

>>596921144
had a gf, dumped her because she was that kinda girl, well... you know
>religious
>feminist

>I joked one day about feminists
>she gets up and tells me that I shouldn't joke about it because I don't understand their plight or whatever...
>tell her I was just joking
>then fuck up and say "hey, while you're up could you make me a sandwich?"
>she looks at me, with a twitch in her eye
>"i'm only joking..."
>she fucking storms out of my apartment
>text her later, she tells me that i'm an asshole and I keep joking about unfunny things
>always say "911 was the dankest meme" and edgy shit
"anon, grow the fuck up please"
last text I got from her
see her 2 days later, she looks the other way, then tells me that she wants to break up

and that's the end of the story kids!

>>596921822
You should have killed her anon

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>>596921877
>>596921822
yes anon, kill her for the glory of Allah

>>596921036
Trap threads have been around for more than 2 years, bud.

>>596921822
>dumped her
>hen tells me that she wants to break up
don't lie to us anon

>>596921036
Most rape or molestation occurs from people who actually possess social skills, so if you find it easy to get along with this girl but still thinking about it, you should step back immediately unless you're down to becoming a registered sex offender. Just fap to something else, it'll make your life a shitload less complicated.

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>>596920675
>be me
>have best bro
>14 year old younger sister
>mfw he actually encouraged me to fuck her senseless
>mfw I did it and it felt insanely good

just fuck her bro, what's the worst that could happen?

>she totally wants you
>your bro will be cool with it
dooooo eeeeet fag.

>>596922241
It's because when you are 13 years old, it's not a big deal

>>596922241
>>your bro will be cool with it

Not necessarily. How old were you when this happened?

>>596920675
do you surf OP?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOABuPJtGmg

>>596922241
>hey dude
>yeah?
>you should fuck my younger sister
>why, lol?
>yolo

>>596922378

38

>>596922415
sometimes, why?

>>596922517
>>596922415
You dun goofed OP

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>>596922241
>just fuck her bro
>just fuck her bro
>just fuck her bro

i knew it andrew

>>596922517
australian?
east coast aus?

>>596922556
>>596922517
>>596922415
FBI IS ONTO YOU ALREADY

>>596922468

It's called being a bro and not cock blocking.

>>596922619
yes
why??

>>596922619
fuck. I knew you'd be lurking here Daniel

>>596922619
>>596922699
YOU GOOFING EVEN HARDER OP

ABANDON THREAD MOTHERFUCKERS

>>596922699
where abouts on the east coast?

I have a feeling I know you

>>596922730
>>596922619
>>596922415
GOOFED

>>596922378
18 I think, maybe 19
she was a real nympho after the first time
plus she started joining the smoking circle so big win there

>>596922468
>hey dude
yeah bro?
>could you have sex with my sister
wat
>I fucking trust you man, your almost blood to me and she's been getting curious
are you sure?
>yeah just give her a solid dicking, I think she likes you to
uh, okay

>>596922578
well it's all you can do
wanna know how far you can go?
give her the dick, if she wants it, it was meant to be

what is happening??????

>>596922784
I doubt you know me, anon
>>596922730 this is me, not >>596922699
I speak French, if you know someone who speaks french it's me

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>>596922838
>just give her a solid dicking

>>596922948
Oui je connais quelqu'un qui parle français...

>>596922948
Anon open the door without asking because fbi is arriving

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>>596920675
Please pick up your phone, jack

>>596922948
is your best friend chevy?
and are you an apprentice roof tiler?

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>>596922838
so did you fuck her bro?
Are you gay after fucking her bro?

pic related, her bro

>>596923085
nope, lol
>>596922784
btw, I live in Tweed Heads, on the East Coast

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>>596923174
A-anon... pls stop giving so much information

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>>596923287
inb4 Australia doesn't even have an FBI

>>596923174
good waves the last week eh?

and if this is chevy's mate you're a massive kook and look like some sort of heavy metal surf bum fluff bearded retard

also Imma tell chevy just in case

>>596923406
Well go ahead because I don't even know a Chevy lol
Close, but no cigar

>>596920675
Keep being the cool brother friend for a few more years, then go for it, I'd say

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Just bring pic related with you everytime.you visit your bro and if he asks just say "idk what I could use it... could you lend me your sis?"

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>>596923707
>caring dads always lube

>>596923162
>>596922838
I may have fooled around with her brother a bit too, the details are a little hazy

>>596923032
those were his exact words
>when I finished and came back out to join him
>walked past him to sit down
>he calls me a champion and slaps me on the ass
>sit down, get high and watch old cartoons for the rest of the day
>his sister comes down and goes to the kitchen, made us cakes and shit

best day ever

>>596920834
>And that's how pedophiles are made, folks!


Shes 13 so OPs probably just a hebephile.

>>596923927
The cake is a lie

So is the story

>>596923927
waifu material

>>596924025
it's up to you to believe it or not, no shit off my ass
I know it happened, that's all that matters to me

>>596924081
she's great, we've been dating for a while now

>>596923974
Like if hebephilia was legal

>>596924487
Is hebephilia legal...? Guise?...

>>596925105
why do you think there's a thing called "age of consent" in every country?

>>596925237
So women can exploit men by marrying older and wealthier ones.

>>596926102
Being a poorfag, sometimes I'd like to be born as a girl... they have it so fucking easy, you have to be fit or skinny and that's all

>>596926303
I can definitely understand your feel.

I am poorfag, and also have no friends.

>>596926770
Yeah wirh friends too, have you noticed there isn't a single girl without friends? There is always there but for us... well.. think I have internet and stuff

>>596920675
i have similar situation.
>gf's cousin is 14
>has tig O bitties
>stare at them sometimes when noones looking
>she wears short shorts
>she craves the attention
>she looks at me and my gf when we kiss or make out or anything like that
>i'm pretty sure shes thinking of something with us
>i'll be honest. i'll suck them tits

what do?

>>596927155
T-threesome?

>>596927391
idk.
>gf thinks wincest is bad
>she calls it, "incest" kek
but she doesn't approve of topics like that, becuase her mom's brother/cousin i forgot which tried to sleep with the mom one day when they were both drunk
>kids saw and found out
>prevented it

>i'm pretty sure my gf wouldn't be down

>>596927817
Dump your gf for an hour or two and fuck her cousin. It's that simple

>>596928118
kek'd
>can't do that
>i have thought about it though
>i'm 22
>shes 14

>>596920675
Yes, but you can change.

>>596928225
Oh now that's complicated man...
It's too risky imo. Remember ir you ever break up with your gf she might get mad and tell her

>>596928551
so close to trips.
yup and thats why i'm trying to think of something but also feel like thinking of something couuld be a waste of time.
I just need to be able to take them both out at the same time and see what happens.

>>596928690
You gotta get them both horny at the same time but in different places, and when they met, thy will just forget... women are always like that

>>596929016
well how can i prevent them from meeting when they're both cousins kek
>but i can only get one horny at a time if they're at two different places

>>596929164
Leave some porn on your laptop on and ask the cousin to search something for you while you are getting your gf horny somewhere else... you gotta be creative

>>596929723
Don't you think the 14 year old would trip out on the pron?
>she doesn't come over to my house(the cousin)
>but my gf does
>cousin goes over to the house/room at my gf's

>but i do understand the creativness thats coming from you /b/ro.
Thanks

>>596929949
You are welcome. So it's up to you what to do... Only thing I can do is wish you the best of the lucks

>>596921002
this

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>>596930216
would it be better if i offered to take the cousin out with my gf?
>maybe to the beach or something like that out in the natural world, so she can get this erotic feeling out of life?