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>Be me last night.
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>Be me last night.
>Sister is in bedroom next to me watching TV.
>TV is playing a bit loud so I go in to ask her to turn it down a little for me.
>Sister is out cold sleeping.
>I've never seen her as anything but my system but tonight something is different.
>Her blanket is pulled off of her some and I can see her young body. She just turned 18 last month but looks much younger still.
>Cutest little panties I've ever seen.
>I could see the outlines of her pussy through them.
>Bra is twisted on her where she rolled over and I can see her nipples slightly.
>To urge to cum washes over me in an awesome wave.
>Hey, this is your sister. Why the fuck are you staring.
>Before I knew it I am holding my cock (which is now throbbing harder than it has EVER throbbed
>I know now that I have to cum and the excitement of staring at her tight body is making it hard to hold back.
>I know I need to go to my room to do this but I cannot unglue my eyes from that cameltoe.
>I never have to cum fast but this is the best fap I have ever experienced.
>The endorphins flowing through my body are completely blocking any logical reasoning.
>I HAVE to cum on her face. I know the clean up would be impossible but I no longer care.
>I position myself a bit closer and blow my wad
>I want to watch it hit her face but the pleasure is so intense my eyes roll back into my head.
>Never came this hard before.
>I finally regain focus and look down to view my handywork.
>My cum covered sister is looking at me in absolute horror and disgust.
>Pleasure quickly turns into a flush feeling as I realize she wasn't sleeping but only resting her eyes.
>I say nothing and go to my room.
>I await a knock at my door or anything but it never happens.
>I hear her go to the bathroom and shower.
>Never says a word to me.
>My mother text me this morning to inform me that we have a family meeting tonight.
>Im fukt.
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well since you're fucked, pics?
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>>596592272
Sage
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Lolz
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If this is true... Godspeed anon.
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>>596592272
Where in Kentucky are you from?
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>>596592272
You are mentally ill. Kill yourself
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Sweet dear god you sad fuck,
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I'm not into incest but that's kinda hot
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Godspeed. Pics of the sis?
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think you are mentally sick
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>>596592272
chapter two: anons mom gets fukt
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>>596592272
Run Anon, run away
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>>596592272
You're about to be disowned, anon
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>>596592272
Just....just wow op. Just because you read the fictional stories on here, doesn't mean it's a smart thing to go do yourself
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>>596592891
I am not into incest either. I had never seen her like that before but last night something took over me.
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>>596592272
pics or it didnt happen
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>>596592272
Judging by your terrible writting, I would say this is a true story.
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>>596593009
Oh goddamn it please tell me this is real!
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>family meeting
What are you guys? The fucking Waltons?
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>>596592272
Better run m80
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>>596592272
oh god, i know it can't be real but just the fact i'm imagining it in my head is really awesome
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>>596593282
Lost it.
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>>596592655
>>596592912
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>>596593282
Well she didn't really say "family meeting". She said we all need to talk tonight.
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you are one crazy idiot, why didnt you just wait until you were in your room? i mean come on dude?
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>>596592272
I'm glad you're fucked. Maybe the rest of you retards will realize that this shit isn't normal, and that you can't just fucking whack off on your sister or fuck some sleeping girl without consequence. You're fucking retarded OP.
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GG no RE
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If she was just 'resting her eyes' why didn't she cover up when you entered the room? I'm calling bullshit unless I see pics.
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>>596593442
Threesome niggaaaa
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>>596592272
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>596593213
Honestly, I wish I could tell you it wasn't.
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>>596593442
Tell her you were on Estascy and you did not know what you were doing. You thought she was someone else.
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>>596592404
This.
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>>596593559
She never heard me come in, first off her door was already open and the TV was loud as fuck. She was falling sleep but not out enough. She didn't even hear my fapping (or at least didn't act as if she did).

I knew she might wake up but part of me didn't care.
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>>596593606
What time is this "family meeting" occuring?
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>>596593442
Follow-up /b/ tomorrow, right around this time!
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>>596593537
You mean cum on sister
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>>596592963
So much this. Fucken /b/tards are totally incompatible with the real world.
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>>596593927
Zing
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It's literally a copypasta
Nothing to see here.
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>>596593559
the cum might have awaken her
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>>596593927
My sides
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>>596593812
When she gets off work... 6pm west coast.

I honestly do not know what the fuck I am going to say. I was thinking about using sleepwalking as my cop out, but it is hard to make up an excuse because she did not say what the meeting was about so I do not know how much information she was given but I know she knows something.
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>>596593812
Livestream it!
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>>596592272
We're men we can't help it. Don't worry OP it'll be ok after a while.
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Tell them youre autistic
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>implying your sister would just lay there without a grimace
>implying she wouldn't scream when you came on her
>implying she's comfortable enough with Her parents that she would tell them that she just laid there and let her big brother cum on her face

It's fake guys

Getting déjà vu so this is probably some remade pasta from a few years back
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come on op we know its fake. POST THE ENDING
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>>596594077
We're looking for lies here though
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>>596592272
> >I've never seen her as anything but my system but tonight something is different.
> anything but my system
> my system
> SYSTEM
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>>596594174
This guy
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r>>596593927
clever girl
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>>596594241
Siiiiiiiiiiistem
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>>596594062
This fucking website is the blame. Seems like every time I come here I get new sick thoughts that I never had.

Worst part is my sister will be home before my mom and I am just going to hide in my room. I want to ask her what she said but I cannot face her
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Tell your mom that your sister knew what you were doing and let you continue. She wanted it too. Your word against hers /b/ro. Also, nice work of fiction
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>>596594115
Mmhmm
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>>596594004
I will be back on here and if there isn't a true ending to this story being by delivered by you... I will be highly upset OP.
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>>596594339
If you're trying to blame /b/ for cumming on your sisters face, then nobody should be mad at you for doing it, since you are obviously completely autistic.
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>>596594339
How the fuck can you be that aucustic???
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please someody just make up an ending i really need the ending i love this story and i need to cum
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>>596594339
Rape her.
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>>596594471
>Implying this thread will survive
>Implying OP will survive if tis story is actually real
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>>596594471
Ok, I'll repost and update tonight around 7pm PST if I don't get kicked out of the house. Man I cannot believe I did this. I mean I have to say it was probably the best fap I ever had in my life but the aftershame is killing me
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>>596594339
This is your chance. Fuck her right in her pussy
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>>596594004
You're an heterosexual man
Like every other man, you have the need to feel sexual pleasure

You were very excited this time and your sister didn't help with her outfit

I can tell you're not the type of creepy perv who like ejaculating on sleeping females, it was just too much this one time

So try to tell that. Yes, it won't work. Yes, they will probably ban you from the house, call you a monster and shit. But try that.

You're an human and a man, you don't have full control of your body, and you never will.
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>>596594826
>"Did you see what she was wearing? Totally asking for it!"
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rip in pepperonis
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>>596592272
Haha. Hopefully you get kicked the fuck out after your dad beats the shit out of you. And then live in a bum village for the rest of your life. I bet a bum is going to do the same to you.
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>>596592272
And why the fuck was she only wearing bra and panties?
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>>596594826
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>>596592272
Screenshot of conversation with mom or this is fake also kill yourself irl
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>>596595024
Probably it's hot there, you fooking cunt!
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>>596595133
Seconded. Best order so far.
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cont.
>Family meeting taking place.
>Mom speaks some generic shit about hormones.
>Dad nods as usual, has no opinion whatsoever.
>Then mom pauses and whispers with sister for a few seconds.
>Sister doesn't look disgusted anymore.
>what.jpeg
>"Anon, I'm totally ok with your desire towards your sister.
>whatisgoingon?
>"I actually like you too, anon-chan"
>My mind contains wats in numbers previously unexistant to human perception.
>I am no longer capable of computing what had just happened over brief moments, hence my unresponsive poker face.
>Stand up, go to my room.
>I don't know why, cry in pillow.

Fast forward - 2 hours.
>Laying completely still in bed.
>knock.door
>Sister comes in.
wanna hear more?
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>>596594339
listen, at this point in time everybody in your family is going to know you as the kid that jacked off over his sister, so when she gets back you should fuck her and post pics here for us to see, then you'll be a total hero, not just a loser
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>>596594944
I never said that.
Only OP and his body are responsible
But some guys can't resist as well as others. If he is regretting, it means something.
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>>596594826
>I can tell you're not the type of creepy perv who like ejaculating on sleeping females
But he is
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Say you were on drugs, it's the lesser of two evils. Even try to buy some before tonight, to show them. Xtc, lsd, speed, cocaine, shrooms, mdma whatever you can get.
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>>596595142
Wow so the whole neighbourhood walks around in their underwear.
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I hope things wil get resolved for you anon...
You didn't seem to do it out of free will but more hornyness and i guess i can only say: Goodluck!.

And try to apologize
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>>596595195
Kek
Cont please
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>>596592272
>>596593686
tell her you were on mushrooms, if asked how did you get them, made up some story that could never be backtracked, dont include friends, or friends house,or school, etc. convince yourself that was what happened, helps in the poker face. make them understand you are young and experimenting and everything went fucking out of control (unless 40 basement dweller), and you never want to do drugs again. and stop being fucking autistic you faggot..
obviously b8, but idc
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>>596595024
That is what she sleeps in. Normally though she is under the blanket if I have to go in there.
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OP, I think you are deeply fukt and your life will be a massive chunk of embarrassing shit for years to come.

That said, you BLEW YOUR LOAD ON YOUR SISTER'S FACE!!!

That is fucking epic.

Yeah, you're going to pay and pay hard...but they can never take that victory away from you.

Respect.
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Found a pic of OP
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>>596593927
muh sides xD
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>>596595195
cont.
>Sister climbs on bed and tugs my pants down
>Cock hits sisters face
>"Osaki-san, I am your sister and you are hard for your little sister~"
>"Yes Kimaki, I, your brother, am going to put my hard penis inside your body little sister"
>All this dirty talk has got my boner raging
>Get between sisters legs
>Can smell her sex in the air
>Put my cock against her pussy and she yells "Auuuuuuuuuh~"
>Put it inside of her
>"Oh Osaki-san, you feel so good inside me, your sister, my brother!"
>Pump for a few minutes, so wet and squelchy
>"Kamiki my little sister, I'm going to cum, your brother is going to cum inside of you, his sister!"
>"Not inside of me Osaki-san, my brother cannot cum inside his little sister, which is who I am! Auuuuuhhh~"
>"Sister I can't stop, my hips are moving by themselves!"
>I came inside her and looked down at my pixilated dick
>Instantly guilty
>Suddenly notice father is standing at doorway and has watched it all
>"Shamefu dispray! Where is your homework?!"
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>>596595444
I actually thought about using drugs as the excuse. I think they would be more accepting that I was high over cumming on my sisters face.
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>>596592272
any story that includes the phrase "she just turned 18 last month" is plagarised in part or in full from penthouse forums
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>>596595681

fucking lol
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>>596592272
Realize you fucked up, show up to the family meeting not giving a fuck, look baller as fuck. Lil sis will be so impressed she would tell your parents it was her fault.

That or say it was a joke gone wrong, admit you have a sick sense of humor.
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>>596595681
lost it
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>>596595682
but u need to actually do the drugs in case they go and test u
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>>596595681
Kek
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>>596595681
kek
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>>596595799
This is true

I have English degree
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>>596595681
10/10
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>>596595681
kek
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>>596595681

Totally sides on this one.
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>>596593442
Just say you don't remember anything at all. Go for insomnia.
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>>596595682
Diffuse the situation with humor. Tell your mom you thought it was her in the bed, not your sister. Then tell your sister she can cum on your face and you'll be even-steven.
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>>596595648
That's a gif
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>>596592272
Of all the things that never happened this never happened the most.
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>>596595863
Please tell me how this could be a joke
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>>596595681
b y e
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>>596592272
i am so glad i never went through with that.
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>>596592272
I've stolen my sister's panties and cummed on them before while wearing another pair on my head.

[spoiler]She's 14[/spoiler]
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>>596595681
kek. I came XD
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cont.
>There she is, dressed just like last night.
>"Hey anon, before you say anything, I'm sorry for reacting so harsh last night"
>"Eat me, anon."
>Don't know what even to think at this point.
>I sit up the bed and gaze at her.
>Never did I imagine a scenatio like this.
>Ok, here it goes.
>Slowly, she comes through doors.
>ayylmao
>Ultra hard at this point
>Realise she got on the floor, she is now walking every first letter of my greentext.
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>>596592272
Pretend insomnia or shrooms or both
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>>596596123
Just tell her it was lotion and you were putting it on her face as a prank.
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>>596596123
One twisted sick of humor, I don't know. How will he be able to explain cumming on his eighteen year old sister while she sleeps.
>inb4 they think this has been going on a while
>inb4 father was doing it all along
>inb4 they think you did it the whole time
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>>596595133
OP is a phony, won't post screenshot
Time to leave this bread
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>>596595863
I literally feel sick the more I think about it. Seems like time is flying by today.

In my mind I pictures her looking up with a smile and asking me to fuck her. If you had seen that look on her face.. I knew that option wasn't coming.
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>>596592272
Say you found her dead and your cum has invigorating capabilities!
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Picture of OP
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>>596596338
This was awful. you are shit and your whole family is shit. Never 4chan again
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>>596596369
And as for his cock in his hand?
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>>596596466
I already fukt up enough, do you really think I am going to make it worse by posting her pics here?

I can already see someone recognizing her and this ending up on our facebook pages.

Hell no
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>>596595681
this anon gets it
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>>596593282
Kek
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>>596596338
kek
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>>596595358
so the idea that someone sleeps in her underwear is completely impossible for you to understand.

how fucking autistic can you get?
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>>596596678
Someone recognizing a screenshot conversation with your mother? You're a phony and a shitty liar too. Thread is over, we can all go home now
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>>596595799
Lmao.
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>>596596792
nobody sleeps in their fucking underwear
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>>596596944
wat?
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>>596596664
Cock? That was the lotion bottle. Like OP would cum on his sister's face!? Are you crazy?


Deny, deny, deny.
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>>596596944
I sleep in my underwear
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>>596593555

GG nice trips
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>>596596944
I sleep in my underwear.
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>>596596944
wat?
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>>596596678
Honestly, if I were in your situation I would go ahead and tell her the truth.

Tell her that she looked hot as fuck and that you don't know what came over you. Also say that you have never felt like that before and act as if you don't know what's going on either.
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>>596596944
Completely stupid statement.. but you got dubs so we will let it pass.
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>>596597093
That's why you're a virgin
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>>596594241
Fucking lost my shit on this. OP is a faggot
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>>596596944
I have never once slept in anything more than my underwear.
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>>596597158
Joke's on you, I lost it in high school nerd :^)
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>>596594790
I'll bring popcorn
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>>596597093
If you know you cannot deny, this is the best. Explain that you need help and felt horrible and are thinking about killing yourself. Then do it, faggot.
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>>596596944

I sleep in a hoodie and basketball shorts.
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>>596597093
I am just hoping the meeting is about something else and I am worked up over nothing but we never have "need to talk" moments.

I text my sister earlier to ask if mom send her a text this morning. No reply yet and that alone tells me all I need to know.

Why does it never work out in real life like it does in porn
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>>596597246
ever heard of pajamas? its what normal people sleep in
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>>596597260
Someone's still in high school.
Don't worry, you'll realize it's all downhill after you start college.
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>>596596338
I have to admit, you got me
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>>596597396
>implying there is such a thing as normal people on /b/
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>>596594790
Question is, knowing the aftermath. Would you do it again?
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>>596597396
Those look like retarded oompa loompa suits. How the fuck would you get it off too?
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>>596597396
Anyone who wears this kind of shit as an adult is far from normal
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>>596595681
lol
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>>596597408
High school was 5 years ago turbonerd
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>>596595613
>that pic

don't tell me that's you, anon
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>>596595195
go for it OP
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>>596592655
if he was from Kentucky there wouldnt be a family meeting
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>>596596944
Dude I even sleep in YOUR underwear
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Run op run away and never return.
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>>596597626
Kek
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>>596597383
Why does real life never work out like in a porno
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>>596597396
I sleep naked, next to my girlfriend, sorry if thats not normal enough.
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>>596596944
Cold/Winter - Pajamas and socks
Normal (Like 300 days per year) - Boxers/briefs and maybe a shirt
Extreme heat - Nude

This is how I slept
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>>596597396
this shit is for children
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>>596597796
sorry i dont live in fucking africa
i wear pajamas all year
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>>596596338
Well-played. I chuckled audibly.
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>>596596944
trolled softly
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>>596596944
I do! Even in winter
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>>596597696
OP do this, or tell the truth.
Do the first and you won't have to deal with it ever again, but you lose your family.
Do the second and you get help for your fucked up mind but face shame and possibly lose your family.
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>>596592272

You're a newly discoveres sleep walker?
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>>596597093

This is one of your only two options here OP. You sister gets home before your mom does so just fucking talk to her about it. Maybe, just maybe, she'll help take the sting out of this for you. And there's the longshot that she might want more too, but a greater chance that just talking about it will take the sting out enough so you can both live with yourselves.

The other option is to simply fucking deny that it happened at all. Be absolutely incredulous when it's brought up, and if they come right out and actually say what happened be borderline outraged that you're being accused of something so outrageous and repulsive.

Basically throw your sister under the bus.

Those are your two options. Do anything else and you're going to be put in therapy at best.
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Op should just do a bunch more crazy shit. They'll think he's having a mental breakdown and get him in therapy. Who knows, it may even cure his autism?
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OP, post a pic of your sister's panties
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Got to admit op made me laugh
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>>596593686
have you ever experienced what ecstacy does to a mans performance? he would be trying to cum for hours with a semi
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>>596592272
We are going to need to know the details of this meeting post haste
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>>596592272
AHAHAHAHAHA!
You stupid fucking faggot OP
You commited a sexual criminal act on your own sister
I just hope this is real
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>>596597306
Top kek
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>>596593554
>>596592272

That. Don't know if real but.. I don't care if it's your sister, you just don't go and cum on someones face.
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>>596594241
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>>596596792
Her fucking brother is right next to her. "S'ok bro I'm just gonna lie here with my camel toe and shit don't worry we're family"? Retard
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>>596597306
This is truly the only way, do it faggot

Captcha: ireel
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>>596598020
I think I am going to go with the sleep walking excuse. I was watching porn, fell asleep and I didn't know what I had done. I think that is my best bet.
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when your sister gets in, go tell her she's a bitch for running to your mom and not dealing with her programs by herself. just totally spin it around on her so the issue isn't you cumming on her head but that you think she's a dick for telling on you.
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>>596598549
>sleep walking excuse
Nice knowing you OP
It was a short time
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>>596595648
what's the sauce on this?
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>>596598549
Just tell her how hot you find her and you couldn't resist. She'll either have pity or think you're more perverted than she thought
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>>596592272
Please use at the family meeting the words 'camel toe' 'cumshot' 'sleeping fetish' and 'ass to mouth'
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>>596598549
yeah.. that's actually the worst
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>>596598017
This. Do that, show up to the meeting, tease your sister and blah blah like you're in trouble or what ever you do. Pretend to act unknowing to the situation. Claim you fell asleep in your bed/couch and woke up there.
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>>596598497
Yeah, right next to him. In the other room. Fuck, this bait was too shiny
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>>596595269
kek
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>>596593554
Agreed.
People seem to think is a fucking game.
If this is true YOUR LIFE IS OVER. You will forever be the guy who violated his own sister. GET A FUCKING CLUE. You will be outcast, you can never ever make your family the same again. YOUR LIFE IS OVER.
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>>596595681
10/10
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>>596593927
Ayy lmao
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>>596596043
kek
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>>596598722
Its from Pokemon
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>>596598897
Well nothing I can do about it now
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>>596598827
Goddamn.. We were all baited by the prospect of it being real. Fuck you OP
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>>596598722
Plastic nee-san
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act like you don't know shit. And when they begin to talk about it, you just act shocked and deny this shit. Then behave like you drunk/took drugs last night and can't remember anything. Deny deny fucking deny it! Then cry and admit that you have a alcoholic/problem. Maybe they pity you and try to help. But you'll be somehow out of this shit.
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>>596595681
10/10would read again if i was literate
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>>596598549

It makes sense you choose that, because it's in keeping with the stupid fucking decisions you're making lately.

I mean seriously, you fucking jacked on your sister's face, does that seem in any way like a good decision?

So yeah, you're making shit decisions and claiming sleepwalking is on the same shit tier you're currently working on.
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>>596595682
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>>596599159
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>>596596559
kek
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>>596598549

No OP don't be stupid. Go to that family meeting in a bathrobe. Then when everyone is there take it off and stand in front of them and yell

>I declare that the family orgy has begun
the masturbate and try to hit your sister with your dick
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>>596599199
kek'ed
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Tell Thema, you're shocked yourself, because mom and dad don't wake up, when you come in their faces.
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>>596592272
Tell your parents you were on a shit load of MDMA and this experience has made you realize drugs are not for you.

>>596594115
Sounds like she woke up as he started coming and froze up like a deer in the head lights.
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>>596599172
fuck i'm drunk as well and forgot grammer
*have a alcohol / drug problem
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>>596599449
The only logical course of action.
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>>596595613
This lol.
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>>596592451
true
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>>596596338
more keks than i thought possible
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OP is this your sister?
>>596599159
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>>596592272
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>>596599891
It's obviously OP newfag.
he's trolling and it was good
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>>596598722
+tic neesan
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>>596599271
kek
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>>596597626
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White. People.
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>>596600191
>White
>implying
Even us spics find incest hot
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>>596598020
It IS her word vs yours. If you dont mind destroying the family sister bonds completely, try to say that she threatened you for something (pick something they kinda believe she would want from you) or say you caught her having sex with a guy and she is saying this to put it on you. That way its your word vs hers, family cant prove, but it plants that seed of doubt.
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>>596592272
>>
Best pasta ive ever eaten
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>>596599981
Actually it is not me.. but I have to admit that was funny.
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>>596600599
Kek
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>>596596338
T H E D I N O S a U R
ayyyylmaoo
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>>596600599
check em
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>>596596944
I do.
When I don't it's because I'm sleeping naked. Most likely with a grill next to me.
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if she was only resting her eyes, then she knew you were fapping and allowed you to finish. you should thank her actually for being so cool.
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>>596599449
fucking kek, how do you guys come up with stuff like this
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>>596597429
That's why people come to /b/. To get people and to be got by other people.
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>>596594339
You 'faced' her pretty good last night, big guy
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>>596596338
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>>596593927
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To be fair, I would probably cum on OP's sister's face
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>>596592272
You've got balls op, if you had of taken pictures you could of become a legend, but since you don't I'll assume it's fske
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>>596595613
Fedora champ 2015

So many fucking whiteknights on this board now
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i just to Cum in my cousins body moisturiser and rub her Toothbrush on my dick alot.
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>>596601081
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test
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>>596601844
Stop now before you get busted and end up in my situation.
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>>596601639
>whiteknight
>YOU BLEW YOUR LOAD ON YOUR SISTER'S FACE THAT'S EPIC
Dude I don't think you know what whiteknights are supposed to be, I didn't see that guy defending OP's sister and shit...
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>>596602178
i stopped a year ago when i moved.
what happened to you?
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>>596598549
Go with drugs u spreglord
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>>596601639
Obviously, you're not a golfer
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>>596602230
But yeah seriously dude best bet is either sit down and have awkward talk with just your sister,
or claim heavy intoxication
Drunk/pills
shrooms would be really good
or LSD
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>>596602374
He's trying to imply that he is OP
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>>596597396
I sleep in whatever the fuck I pass out in. Do your jammies have Yodas and shit on them?
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>>596592272
Someone tell me that girl's name? I'm sure I've seen her before.
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>>596592963
>Just because you read the fictional stories on here

Implying this is not a fictional story
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>>596602591
kek another oldfag. Love the RA reference.
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>>596602434
i think you might have replied to the wrong post pal, i ain't OP
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>>596592272
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>>596594339
It seems like you weren't afraid of facing her last night.
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>>596602915
A P E X K E K
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>>596602915

HEYOOOO!
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>>596594339
talk to her first, you're already in the deepest shit, what could happen?
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>>596597890
Do you live in Alaska with the heat turned off? If it's above 68 °F I would die wearing pajamas.
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>>596602915
kekar00
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>>596594228
kek
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Half this thread is people arguing about pyjamas. How the fuck can you get so baited
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>>596603244
Wisconsin
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>>596595133
This
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>>596592272
Already done that, sister never found out though, i can see how scared you are of that family meeting, i'd be thinking about suicide, honestly.
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I want to believe this isn't fake so bad.
You should of atleast made the second half of this story already, OP.
Because I still have to know a conclusion before I blow my load.
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>>596603513
Oh, you live in one of THOSE places.
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Screenshot mom conversation or you are fake and gay
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You should be fine op. I fucked my step sister a few times and she never told my parents. Currently working on getting in my half sister's pants and I'm very close.
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I've jerked off on my sleeping sister and her friends so many times. The rush makes you cum so good
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>>596595648
Top kek
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>>596603772
what do you mean?
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>>596603725
The story is on going. OP is waiting for his mum to get home so he can get kicked out of the house, and became just another homeless autist in a sea of statistics
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>>596595681
Fucking loool :D
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son plsget a gf bcuz fspping on ur sis is sad unless ur both into it
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>>596603854
>screenshot a family meeting

Not even God can make someone this stupid.
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>>596604021
The text messages you autistic fuck
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>>596604021
he meant the text she sent to him to tell about the family meeting.. you retard
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>>596603946
One of the places where people fuck their sisters
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>>596603854
this
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>>596604021
He means the text in reference to the family meeting. Obviously.
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>>596592272
Just leave and never come back.
Pretty hot tho.
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>>596604304
I think OP left this thread and never came back
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>>596592272
Only way to be loved by your family again is to write a sad goodbye letter a kill yourself. Do it you sick fuck.
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Captcha was pictures of pizza
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>>596597626
oh yes there would be, oohhh yes
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>>596604517
I think OP came and her sister came back
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>>596604661
Wat?
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>>596604648

except it would be called a family meating instead.
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>>596604661
>>596604750
He's saying he thinks OP's Sister has returned.
Thus he has went to plead forgiveness
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>>596604661
No, it was her face, not her back
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>>596593686
This is good, but say mushrooms or lsd
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>>596595681
11/10
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>>596604021
lol niga u dumb af
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>>596598246
She doesn't need to know about that little issue, not even worth mentioning.


I love the drug idea, blame the drugs!
Damn its actually clever because its easy and it works!!
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>>596604998
OP is gone but he should say he tried robotRipping
where confuse mo stroud amounts of PM cough medicine and stay awake.
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>>596604021
lol
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>>596594339
Nrwfeg
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>>596592272
Drugs OP, only way out
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>>596594004
Bro, how old are you? If you are older than, like, 17... Run. Somewhere else. Preferably on different continent than you are now. Because from now on, your life will be... Worse than it was.
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>>596602702
This
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>>596602744
Glad to see I'm not the only one who isn't a teenager here. I was starting to feel a little pervy for being in a troll thread about a kid rubbing one out on his sister's face.
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>>596594666
super devil trips
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>>596592919
This.
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>>596593927
/thread
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>>596605429
It's been a while op may have just been a real life autismal.
I mean, I used to jerking it with my hot sisters dirty panties but never anything so stupid as op
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>>596605120
Ambien. It will be easier to deal with. There is a lot of proof online of people doing all kinds of wack shit on it like killing their inlaws and shit. So blowing a load in your sisters face will look like she got off easy, I mean she isn't dead right?
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>>596596944
This
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>>596595681
kekles
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>>596596278
I mean, if you've never done that you haven't lived.
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>>596597396
Yeah I had pajamas when I was 5 nowadays the bitch don't dress and I wear a gown
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