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hi /b/

i have a weird request

can someone post me a cigarette?

ive been grounded for 3 weeks. and my parents don't know i smoke. so i cant get any because im grounded

i'm 22 from england. so someone can help me?
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>22
Really?
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>>596588298
yeah why?
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>>596588209
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>>596588209
OPs a troll or a huge pussy
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Underage b&
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bump for helpful /b/ros
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>>596588298
Where you at lad? If you close I'll drive on in.
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>>596588209
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>>596588519

Walsall WS1
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>>596588209
>grounded
>22
>cigarettte

fuck off.
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you could have at least made it believable and say you just turned 18 or some shit and haven't gone off to school yet. 22 year olds don't get grounded.
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>22
>grounded
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>>596588209
Your 22 and grounded

>what
>the
>fuck
>is
>wrong
>with
>you
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>>596588519

Are you close to me? >>596588603
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besides, who in England uses the term 'grounded'?
I've lived in London all my life and never heard anyone here use that expression.

>also if you're real OP-take the chance to quit you stupid imbecile.
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>>596588209
>22 and grounded
not sure if trolling right here
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I'm a shut-in NEET.

Was grounded because my mom found bottles of WKD in my room
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>>596588893
Nah lad, I'm in Harrow.

Maybe next time.
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>22
>grounded
>parents don't know/allow you smoke

0/10
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>>596588893
Yes i am, wanna smoke

my cock?
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>>596589279
Harrow?
Hendon checking in here
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>sage
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>>596588209
dude wat

there's nothing wrong about living with your parents, I moved back to mine after 3 years because tight-ass student budget life and Im 25, but if your parents can ground you at 22 then there's something really wrong with your life
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>>596588370
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>>596589402
>staged* faggot
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What'd you do to get grounded OPIE?
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>>596588209
If you need to look a faggot just look in the mirror
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>>596589517
see
>>596589255
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>>596589458
i think that's pretty accurate
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>>596589517
read the thread, answer lies within.
geez
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>>596588209
what did you do to get grounded?
living with your parents at 22 isnt that bad, but being grounded and not being able to tell them you smoke is.
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>>596589255
22 and your parents ground you for drinking that kids juice? wtf man?
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>>596589624
nvm
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And not a single cigarette was posted that day
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Wait, what did you do to get grounded at 22 mate?
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>>596589255
shit mate stand your grounds you're fucking 22
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>>596588209
>22
>grounded
i stopped being grounded at 16 i'd just leave the house like the edgy teenager i was i mean what are they gonna do lets be honest
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You happy?
See how many fags we have brought you?
Now GTFO.
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How did you get grounded?
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>>596589624
alright never mind. THere's something seriously wrong when you got grounded for so long for a fucking bottle.
that said, also being 22 and them not knowing you smoke is getting strange.

Weird situation, that life of yours
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Hey OP, life assistance here, fucking move out you moron fuckwit b8r sk8r, l8r g8r
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So is anyone gonna help me out?

1st class stamp is like 50p bros
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>>596588209
Why you get grounded mayne?
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>>596588209
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT NIIGGER, UR 22 AND GROUNDED!!?? LOL WTF FAGGOT
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>>596589255
tell your parents bro they're english, mine gave me beers from 10+ and didnt really care when i told them i smoked at 16. you're fucking 22 technically a big boy now
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Wait, let's hear him out, maybe he got grounded for a good reason. We're waiting op.
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>>596589255
did you get real mad and yell "I HATE IT HERE" then run into your room, slam the door, then jump on your bed and start crying?
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wtf you're 22 and you're parents are trying to ground you? sounds like it's time to move out buddy
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all these newbois getting baited in here.....
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I have a friend I know who's 22 and gets grounded from time to time. He's a faggot
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>>596590028

Fucking hell, for everyone asking why I was grounded, see:

>>596589255
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>>596590036
LOL, this
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aww poor little op can't get his daily ciggy
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>>596590136
i'll send some over if you explain why you deserve it loser
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>>596590036
No but I held my breath until I passed out. My mum was going to call an ambulance.
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the most depressive thing is that he asks for someoneto get him smokes on 4chan
like nobody in real life would do that for him
like no friends or somebody
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>>596588209
whereabouts are you from ?
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>>596590265
Fuck off.

>>596590263
Because I've been looking for a job for 2 days now. I'm gonna move out as soon as I can
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>>596590364
2 whole days! You'll be Alan Sugar in no time. How fat are you OP?
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>>596588209

>22
>grounded

Pick one
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>>596590452
BMI is 19
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Why are you grounded OP?
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guise post a cig pic 4 OP's 3d printer he needz it cuz hes grounded m80
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>>596589458
>mfw theres a 5 - 10 K watch next to those hideous things
>some deranged autist who uses his time cumming in jars with pony figures has a motherfucking chronoswiss watch, god fucking dammit
>a mother fucking high-end watch worth easily 5000 -10 000 euros next to the very incarnation of whats wrong with these autismal bronies
>mfw I've always wanted a watch like that and propably can never afford one
>GOD FUCKING DAMMIT THAT MAKES ME SO FUCKING MAD!
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>>596590583
My mum found my dragon dildo under my bed.
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Wait wait wait, but OP why were you grounded in the first place? Getting cigs now.
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That sucks man. Why'd you get grounded anyways?
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PLEASE STOP ASKING ME WHY I WAS GROUNDED
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As soon as you tell us why you were grounded, wittle man, we will get you what you desire.
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>>596591436
sperg rage
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>>596590224
>>596590196
>>596590165
>>596590041

So funny
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So what happened, why you grounded nigga?
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>>596591488
FINE I POOED TOO LOUD WHEN MUM WAS ASLEEP AND SHE WOKE UP AND BANGED HER HEAD! HAPPY?!?!?!
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I haven't replied to this thread since :

>>596590572

Ignore fake OP
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>>596589624

whats so wrong with it? im 21 and my mom still helps me bathe, especially the hair and back. If i got caught smoking ( which i dont.. ) i would be grounded for a month maybe more.
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So how'd you get grounded OP?
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>>596588603
youre like 10 miles from me m8
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>>596590572

Have a sammich, you're going to have to get stronger if you ever want to murder your parents.
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