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Alright guise, OP has returned! Round 2 of Nightmare /b/ is about to commence! Pepper your angus, the end times are upon us.

Rules:
>Nightmare mode
>OP will decide tie breakers
>All pictures must be accompanied by a time stamp
>Submissions without one will be disregarded
>Don't be a faggot

Let the games begin
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>>596554910
Oh fuck it's time again
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Get the fuck in here guys
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>>596555437
get
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I may have the star fish
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>>596554910
Do I look 85 years old?

>Bingo
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I got the hologram charizard one sec
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>>596556651
Lets get it started anon
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bumpin get in here niggers
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no one else?
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Obligatory bamp
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>>596557414
The first shot has been fired.

>Well done
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I got this
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And check em
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can't keep hard for the toilet paper get sorry
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bump
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whats an ice chest??
>inb4 newfag
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Get
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>>596558373
whoa you're from the future!
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>>596557713
Try not to commit Sudoku when the anons lose to OP

>>596558373
>OoT
>Well played

>>596558369
No time stamp
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>>596558978
pleb
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>>596558971
oh god why
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>>596558971
Time stamp & You're in business
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>>596554910
What if I don't have a dick to stick in a toilet paper roll?
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>>596559246
>Obligatory tits.
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>>596559246
sigh there is one for tits lrn 2 read
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>>596559246
post tits then
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>>596558971
shitty tatt/10
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>>596559171
Had all that random shit and nothing to write with
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>>596558985
Does gold fish mean an actual gold fish, or just a general term for pet fish?
I got a beta fish.
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>>596559246
pretend to have one
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>>596559246
buy toilet paper roll
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>>596559246
Damn eunuchs wanting special treatment
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>>596559478
>There is a special place in hell for people like you
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>>596559478
>>596560129
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Movie ticket from 2013. English is not my native language.
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>>596554910
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>>596560313
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>>596560209
>English is not my native language.

A win is a win in any language
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>>596560129
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>>596560313
m-moar
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I've got a clipper with skulls?
Clipper > Bic.
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>>596560313
Well now, tits worthy of being the center piece of our game.
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>>596560523
Now this guy knows what it takes to win

>Step it up anons
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>>596560523
>>596560984
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>>596560588
Sorry, Anon, only needed one! No moar
>>596560766
Why, thank you, OP. We totally got this.
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>>596558971

not in the garden. doesn't count.
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>>596561345
>Jealous you didnt quint on bingo
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>>596561119
Sharpie in pooper in on the list
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>>596560201

What the fuck, OP. You can't use the same exact picture for multiple bingo spots.
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>>596561542
> jealousy jr.
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>>596561417

didn't what now?
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>>596561542
Read the rules.
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>>596561453
>Prepping the lube

>>596561542
He had all the items
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>>596561453
I was waiting for someone else to, and I think you should, Anon

Captcha: shept
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>>596561801
>>596561746
one or both of these isn't the girl...
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>>596562114
does it have to be?
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>>596562114
Here, Anon
This is me >>596561801
This wasn't me >>596561746
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>>596562187
they both replied claiming to be so... yeah
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>>596562425
that isn't the real dog
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>>596561603

MY NAME IS FLYNN
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>>596562581

yes, it is.
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>>596561746
>>596562114

This one was me, I'm OP

>Quit being a faggot

>>596562425
My favorite piece

>Son I am proud
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>>596561720

It's not stated in the rules, so I guess he can do whatever. He's OP, and he's a faggot.
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>>596562425
>>596562802
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>>596562734
it's way too small and plastic
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>>596562921

I'm on the board. We bingo now.
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>>596560313
/tread?
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>>596554910
rollinng
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>>596554910
>ice chest
so an esky?
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>>596562906

We just need a "Beware of Dog" sign and we got ourselves a bingo! I'm about to walk down to my neighbors and take a picture of theirs.
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A better one
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>>596562579

Put it on the board, OP. She's small, but she's a keg nonetheless.
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>>596563182
Nightmare mode = Blackout
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>>596563238
stahp
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>>596562921

Your mom's way too small and plastic
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>>596563042
you want a medal for cheating? go play CoD
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>>596563238
>we already have one
>no timestamp
You just wanted to stick your dick in a toilet paper roll didn't you.
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>>596563334

I don't think that's what "Nightmare Mode" implies. OP, can we get some clarification?
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>>596563066
Not until we win, Anon
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>>596560313
sharpie in pooper?
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>>596563487
Doesn't matter if we win, tits were delivard
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>>596562579
>>596563256

As small & shitty as it may be, it is a keg

>Well played
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>>596563357

You just mad because you don't have Monopoly, bitch.
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>>596563559
Anon pls. You should do it <3
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>>596563645
You don't either
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>>596563462
hell yeah
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>>596563779

Yes, I do. I also have Battleship and a Liquid Swords chess set. Stop bitching and put a marker up your ass.
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>>596564027
To lazy to timestamp your board game as proof?
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Can't we all get along so someone can shove a marker into their anus?
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>>596563639
Beware of dog sign
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its dangerous to go alone, take these
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>>596564487
did you drive to the store for those?
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>>596564639
negative batman, had a big bag of assorted ones in my pantry, too lazy to drive anywhere for you assholes
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>>596564194

You've caught me. I'm actually Wayne Szalinski. I shrunk the family dog for a game of /b/ingo. My life has spiraled out of control.
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>>596564472
>>596564487

Awwwww yeeeeaaaauh. Put 'em up, OP.
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24 posters 100 posts
There is some serious samefagging going on.
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Have a shitty starfish
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>>596564194

I still want you to put a marker in your ass.
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>>596564472
Nice find anon, however..

>Nightmare mode is Blackout mode

>>596564487
Dun dun dun dun! You got a win!
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>>596564949
>>596564409

samefag
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>>596565025
> nightmare mode is blackout

Are you new?
Shit was on this site twice a night, two years ago. Every /b/ingo is blackout
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>>596565025
>>596564472
>>596564487
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>>596562425
>>
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>>596565307

...she refuses to sharpie in pooper.
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>>596561059
MFW only thing I can do is sharpie in pooper, but can't even find a sharpie
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>>596565307
wow so fake it gave my an orgasm
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I have a pet goldfish
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>>596564966
A star is born

>None can defeat OP
>I am the final Boss
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>>596565478
Kek
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>>596565301

What the fuck is that? Nigger dogs?
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>>596562579
That is either a really small keg,
or the biggest fucking postit note I've ever seen

I like to believe the latter
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>>596565525
Timestamp that shit, we must defeat OP
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sorry for the shitty picture but its 7.33 and gf is sleepy
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>>596565025
Im not the guy that wanted to walk down to his neighbors

>also the fuck you mean with black out mode?
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>>596565307
>In a surprising chain of event
>tfw no gf to play /b/ingo with
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>>596565532
I got a hundred dollar bill, I also got 2 20s and a 10. Can I play?
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Looks like I gotta do the sharpie one
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>>596565780
>>also the fuck you mean with black out mode?
every space must be filled for a bingo
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>>596565644
Okay I'll ask my mom.
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>>596565739
I commend your effort, but it seems you were just a few minutes to late anon.

>To the honorable mentions!

>>596565851
>Blackout the board
>or lose
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>>596565761

Did you even lurk before you posted? Hang on, let me get my N64 out real quick.
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>>596566047
underage b&
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>>596565915
I want to see President Grant! No other shall do
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>>596565739
moar
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>>596566047

>Mom, can we get a pet goldfish? It's for /b/ingo. Pleeeeease?
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>>596566127
did you? there is an on going argument that the dog is just a bead and not from monopoly
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>>596565642
it is a 5L keg.

You get these for home beer drafting.

Nearly every brand in germany sells those
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>>596566255
> anon you're 20 years old. I changed the locks how'd you get back into the house.
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>>596565851
this was hard to take
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>>596565761

that file name

top kek
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>>596566255
>Fuck off, Dan! You're 42 years old!
>Get your own fucking goldfish!
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>>596566340

I'm on the board, bitch. Deal with it.
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>>596565851
$50 here
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Had to google what an ice chest was
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what? are we done? fuck this shit, i cooked 2 pounds of spaghetti already. fuck you all
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>>596565495

your shoop detection is failing.
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Euros, but still

Delivered
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>>596566346

>I broke in through the basement window. Please, let me stay. It's so cold outside. I'll do the dishes!
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>>596566479
>>596566541

The Aussie beat ya to it, Yuropoor. To the Aussie, I say "GOOD JOB, BRUCE!"
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still need a real monopoly dog
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>>596566501

We're still playing. Put that shit in a boot and snap a picture of it!
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>>596566776

Hahaha, thanks mate

>>596566801
Do we? I think I have one
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>>596566776
Actually kiwi, but I have shekels for a trip

The rivalry lives on
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>>596566571
> don't give me lip service you had your chance to be a part of this family.
> you're the reason your father left us!
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>>596566801

Still with the real monopoly dog. I won. I'm on the board. It can't be undone. I am forever. I am the dog and the board. I am the community chest and the chance card. I always collect $200 dollars, and I always go to jail.
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>>596566349
>>596566479
>>596566486
Looks like we have some winrars!

>Could the anons possibly be victorious this time?
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Starfish reporting in
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>>596567110
7 Spots left!!! We can fucking do this
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>>596567110

Question: Can I just draw some skulls on my bic lighter?
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>>596567210

Dude, just stop posting.
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>>596567240
not specific so it should work
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>>596567210
Too late i guess
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>>596567210
Kek
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>>596567303

here goes nothing
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>>596567292
Why? Isn't Staryu considered a starfish?
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>>596567110
snake tattoo:
>>596558971
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Enough skulls or should I (poorly) draw another one?
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>>596567446
That's awful.
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>>596567429
Needs an timestamp
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Done
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>>596567446
>Lighter with skulls
>Posts lighter without skulls

fif
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>>596567380
god speed my friend
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Cooking tha spaghetti
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i even made sauce
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>>596567110
sobriety coin incoming
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>>596567582
Was it worth it?
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>>596567446
>lighter with skulls
>lighter next to skulls
>lighter with skulls
>>596567600
checked
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>>596567712
fuck you. Now i cooked Spaghetti for nothing.
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>>596567712
Fuckin hero
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>>596567582
>You guys never cease to amaze me
>This makes me moist
>A winrar is you
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>>596567796
enjoy
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>>596567582
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>>596567734
>>596567734
sorry this version is more clear
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>>596567533
>>596567600
It didnt say the skulls should be on the lighter

>also not seeing the fun in this bingo and taking this all seriously
there should be a discussion thread somewhere for you
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>>596566801

Someone wanted a real Monopoly dog?
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>>596567979
mfw the picture keeps fucking flipping
fuck
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>>596567712
>>596567734

>All my spots are now belong to you
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It only they were bic's.
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Here's the lighter with skulls. Also, for those who doubted me, take note of the Monopoly board, faggots.
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>>596567542
Was too lazy butt fuck it.
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>>596567429
it's not really a "tattoo of a snake" it's one with snakes in it. Also more importantly no timestamp
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>>596568139
Then why post them?
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>>596568200
Fatass fingers. Shit nigger.
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>>596568004

Seriously, do you guys even look at the bingo chart before you post?
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>>596568200
>Checked
>winrar of the highest degree
>+1 internets to you good sir
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>>596568200
>>596568373
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>>596568369
lol u mad because someone posted a real dog?
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>>596568200
Neat
>>
So close!
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>>596568100
Toasting in epic bread
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aw shit man, my goldfish died a few weeks ago
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>>596568325
So you want a tattoo made by a snake?
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>>596568200

dubs confirms. update the board, OP.
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My pet gold fish (with friends)
Name is Bubbles
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>>596568352

I've never been told I had fat fingers before. Usually everyone says they look like a skeleton hand. Thanks for the compliment, anon!
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>>596568492
Mine literally died yesterday, goldfish man.
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>>596568501
He beat you to it m8

Captcha: toXin
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op must feel like a fuckinng god, got sharpies in the poopie, tits and shit. You better fap to thm later
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>>596568500
you question makes no sense
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>>596568302
As shitty as it looks, it is a tattoo with a snake!

>Only 2 spots left
>Will OP finally be defeated?
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>>596568579
Dat insecurity. Stop.
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>>596568352
Get your eyes checked, shit nigger.
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>>596568421

Yes. You're right. I'm horribly upset that I don't have a "real" Monopopolopoly board.
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I have a fish, its not my pet and its not a goldfish. Its dead, dried and I found it on the beach when I was in australia. Its also illegal and especially when transported, which I did
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>>596568681
>>596568579
Must hurt if you're samefagging over it.
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>>596568200
ew the other one has better nails
>>596568004
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Does nobody care about how much of a babe center girl is?
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>>596568419

It's happening. It's really happening.
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I know one of you faggots has a green dildo
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>>596568783
She got 5+ replies.
That's enough attention for one day.
Also, this is a /b/ingo thread. Not an attention whore thread.
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>>596568834
My mom does but its in here room. Hold on I'll ask if I can borrow it.
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>>596568770
that ain't me, dawg. no, no, no, that ain't me.
>>596568681
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>>596567446
that lighter is totally hanging out with that skull though...
seems legit
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>>596568929
dat white knight
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>>596568774

I'm trying not to laugh over here. At least I trim mine. Fuckin' savages.
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>OPs face right now
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>>596569041

inigomontoya.jpg
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>>596568783
Lol, thanks Anon!
>>596568929
Hence why I didn't post moar. Objective: defeat OP
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>>596567825
I have flower tats, skull tats, and 2 birds. T.T
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>>596568834
I have a dragon dildo, two small vibrators, two buttplugs, anal beads and a bullet vibrator, but i'm fresh out of a green dildo. Sorry.
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>>596568552
I think your goldfish may be a salmon
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>>596568654
Can I subsitute a turtle for a goldfish?
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Does a pickle or a cucumber count as a green dildo? Because I've got both.
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>>596569235
Shut up you racist-.
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>>596569239
This sounds fair
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>>596569239
Yeah I want my turtles counted as goldfishes
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>>596569282

Only if they're up your ass
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>>596569239
No, deal with it. You gonna cry bout' it, bitch?
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>>596569235

cis scum! he can be whatever he wants!
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>>596569239
Is it a teenager/mutant/ninja?
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>>596569149
What colour is your dildo?
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>>596569110
this guy
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>>596569381
Can is my trigger word...
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>>596569329

it doesn't say it has to be in use.
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Yo GF-fag!
get your bitch to go get her dildo!
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>>596569392
My bad, it's a tortise
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How the fuck does no have a goldfish but a copy of 2004 Madden?
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>>596568654
fuck me, it would take about half an hour to get to my girlfriends apartment to get the dildo
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>>596569437

They're not dildos unless they're being used as such, though.
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Thank me later...
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>>596569426

I'm sorry. I will tailor my posts to suit you better. I know I can make this right.
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>>596569575
seems perfectly legit
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>>596569527
Just don't wanna take a pic of it.
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>>596569534
ANON PLS, PLS ANON SAVE US
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>>596569619

FUCK!
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>>596569575
winrar
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>>596569527

out of context that would be one fubar sentence
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>>596569213
>>596554910
Would it count if i shopped the color to green?
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>>596569619
Much appreciated...
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>>596569636

GET THE FUCK OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND DO YOUR COUNTRY A SERVICE! MY BUDDIES DIDN'T DIE FACE DOWN IN THE MUCK SO YOU COULD SIT ON YOUR ASS AND NOT TAKE PICTURES OF YOUR GOLDFISH!
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>>596569575
I'm not expert, but that looks a little shooped

>You can tell by the few pixles that are out of place near the fish
>He is a crafty guy but a sharp eye can spot the mistake
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>>596569636

Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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>>596569395
I don't even have one, believe it or not
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>>596569527
Top 10 games of all time. also
> jerry rice on the cover.
gg mate
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>>596569744
lol meetme
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>>596569836
Also feels good knowing I single handedly raped that bingo game 20%. Night kids.
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>>596569836

What sets it apart from the other Maddens?

>Jerry Rice on the cover.

Literally, who?
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We were so close.
Am disappoint.
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>>596569920
Anon pls. We're all in this together
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OP here

>I'll be fapping tonight using all of your tears as lube when the thread finally 404's
>Never shall you taste victory
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Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough
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>>596569920

You're one of the good ones, anon. I didn't like you at first, but I learned to accept you.
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>>596569534
In Anon we trust
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>>596570024
4 more like me and this boss would have went down in 10 minutes. Bring on v3
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>>596570005
That's why youre on /b/
Get a life lol
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>>596570068
That is a pretty terrific yearbook quote
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>>596570068
Winrar
One moar and we finally win
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>>596570068
If Anon takes a picture with this in pooper, it counts.
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>>596570232
OP IS KILL
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>>596570154
>not heard of american hockey player
>get a life lol

logikz gud brah
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>>596570232
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>>596570232
WINRAR
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>>596570068
Thats a toothbrush
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>>596570232
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>>596570154

but, you're on /b/, too. I don't into sports, but I know a lot about music and Godzilla.

>So Many Dynamos "The Loud Wars" contains parts of old songs played backwards to create new songs
>The first enemy to make Godzilla bleed was Gigan

Jerry Rice, eat your heart out.
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>>596570318
0/10 gg
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OP, COME BACK!
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>>596570381
Like I said get a life. Qq. Nerd.
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>>596570232
>You have done well anon
>However it is not enough to vanquish me

I still have one spot left, forever I shall remain
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>>596570232
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>>596570467
Well fuck you too then.
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>>596570467
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>>596570250
>>596570068

I never thought I'd say this, but if you don't shove that toothbrush in your ass and take a picture of it I'm going to fucking hunt you down and torture you to death.
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>>596570068
OP here

>While you are correct
>This still poses a question
>To turn the toothbrush into a dildo you must use it like one
>until then, it is just an ordinary toothbrush
>Now I have one question for you

Are you Brave enough?
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>>596570068

Put that in your ass. It's for the greater good. We can beat this /b/ingo once and for all.
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>>596570068
ANON PLEASE
WE NEED YOU
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Heading to the sex shop, brb. Keep this alive!
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>>596570695

Don't get our hopes up. This thread is dying. I can see a bright light at the end of the tunnel. It's just a freight train coming your way.
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>>596570068
Anon, you will forever be remembered as a hero.
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>>596570068
FUCKING PUT THAT IN YOUR ANUS ANON FOR THE GREATER GOOD
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Pls
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PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS
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We've gone into autosage, quick for the love of god (or fedoras, whichever you prefer) someone post a fucking green dildo!
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PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS PUT THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IN YOUR ASS
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>>596570068
This is not the green dildo we deserve, but the green dildo we need right now
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PUT IT IN YOUR ASS, ANON!
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>>596570701>>596570800
>>596570796
>>596570663
>>596570629
>>596570617

Only on /b/ would you ever see this lol
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here guys
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>>596570701
Roll
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If you could, umm... Just insert that toothbrush into your rectum.... Please.

That would just be the best.
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>>596570068
REAL HUMAN BEAN !
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>>596570936
put it in your ass
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>>596570936
Lolz
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>>596570936
THIS
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Gentlemen, it was an honor playing with you. I'll see this ship to the frigid depths of the Atlantic. Goodnight, my lady, and a forever farewell.
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>>596570936
that oughta count, right?
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I'll finish this.
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>>596570981
its in stoya's ass, dont need to be in mine, pus you really dont want to see that
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>>596570936
I'm 5 and what is this
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>>596570936
I DONT CARE WHAT THE FUCK IT IS. IF IT'S GREEN, SHOVE IT IN YOUR ASSHOLE FUCKER !!!
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>>596571029
YES ANON
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>>596571029
TOPFUCKINGKEK
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>>596570936

is that a fleshlight? you guys, he's fucking that fleshlight with a cucumber, essentially turning it into a dildo. quick, someone get the OP!
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>>596571029
YASSSSS!
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>>596571029
anon, our hero
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>>596570467
DONE
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>>596571029
WTF
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>>596571130
perfect

MISSION COMPLETE
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>>596571130
2 late
anon came through with a light Saber dildo.>>596571029
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>>596571029
no this
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>>596571029
NEED TO SHOVE IT DEPPER
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>>596571029


OP, WE FUCKING BEAT YOU!!!!!!!!! UPDATE THE BOARD AND TAKE A SCREENCAP FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
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>>596571130
Anon win
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>>596571029
THE PERFECT GET
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>>596571029
Light Saber was first. And more /b/ I vote this
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>>596571130
>>596571029

YODA WINS.

an hero you vibrating late comer
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>>596571130

OP!!!!!!! I never thought I'd get this excited over seeing a green dildo. It's really real! We fucking won!!!!!!
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do we get money now?
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>>596571029
>I have been vanquish from this plane
>What a fitting end to my defeat
>Until next time

Congrats anons
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>>596571029
The true hero of /b/
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February 5th. A day which will live in infamy. The day /b/ beat a game of /b/ingo with a lightsaber dildo.
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>>596571315
Woooo! Rest in peaches, OP
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>>596571315
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toasting in epic bread
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>>596571359
Somebody for the love of god screencap this shit
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