Let's make a magic card. 1 decides name.

how about you start with type and stuff first, so a more fitting name can be suggested

card

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Name: Gassing the Jews

Frog Butt Emperor

>>596413747
Sure. 1 decides type, 2 decides sub type.

Jew Breaker

Ash Checkum

01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100001

>>596414008

>>596413534
Banana Hut

Nigger Stain

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>>596413534

Dubsy, lord of shit posting

>>596414008
>>596414073

>>596413534
François Hollande

>>596413534
a magic card

niggity nig nog

>>596414120
Reroll

>>596414008
...

>>596413534
niggy nigg nigger

>>596413534
The Pudding Patrol

>>596414092
type winrar

>>596414107
rolin for name again

>>596414173
reroll

>>596414008

re roll

>>596413534
Potato is life

>>596413534
Adolf Hitler

How the fuck has 1 not been rolled yet

Batrick Pateman

OP IS A FAGGOT

cuntman kenobi

>>596414107

rolin

chinky winky

Name: Cuntmunch

Faggot OP

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>>596413983
>>596414092
>>596414173
>>596414241
3 decides rule

Bendthatdick cumfartbucket

aggressive backdoor delivery

this is fukin gay; everyone rapes ya

>>596414444
quads? go on

>>596414295
it has faggot
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>>596414444
I'm sorry OP but what is the rule?

Watermelon thievery

omba wonga oooga booga ooma mau mau

>>596414444
Tap 4 quads

>>596414579
Sry should've said abilities.

shit stain anal rape

>>596414444
Fuckin hell nice quads

>>596414595
roll for this

>>596414444
Pay 1 + tap; Steal target bike

>>596414444

"NAME" comes into play with 3 Nigger counters

If Nigger is Nigger than Nigger the Niggers during your upkeep.

"tap" gain control or target bicycle.

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>>596414493
since the win doesn't do anything i'll put it as a flavor text.
4 and 5 decides abilities, and they have to make some sense.

Shasta Grape Soda Rage

>>596414776
reroll

>>596414595
>>596414776
>>596414855
OP here, what does watermelon thievery do?

>>596414666
Oh okay

Pay 2: Give niggity nig nog Gorilla Warfare for this turn.

>>596414839
re roll

>>596414839
Ha yesss cool

>>596414836
rollin

>>596414920
It makes a typical nigger a huge faggot nigger

>>596414836
roll again

>>596414920
take control of target artefact / vehicle

>>596414839
Squirrel that hoe - roll four dice, multiple combined number by eight. Yell 'squirrel'. If opponent looks away take their shit.

T, 2, pay 15 life, 15$: you win the game and every games in a 20 meters radius

>>596415216
reroll

>>596415175

win for rules

>>596414839
lol

go on

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>>596414836
>>596415175
>>596415216
>>596415264
Looks good. How about 6 decides name.

>>596415693

nigger

>>596415693
Tyrone, of the horsecock

>>596415693
Cassius, Raper of Worlds

>>596415693
Michael Jackson

>>596415829
lol rolling for this

>>596415693
Tyrone, Lord of Niggers

>>596415693
Marcus, Hoarder of Watermelon

>>596415693
Moot of 4chan

>>596415693
Black Phallus of Wisdom

>>596415693
Shit

Daniel, the White

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>>596415989
Rolling once more

>>596415829
>>596415887
>>596415971
that feel when you want it to be a flip card with either of these names

Gigga Nigga

>>596415693
Fuck

>>596415693
Niggerking of Chicken Breast

>>596416043
Roll

>>596415693
Moot

>>596415693
Titties

Lord Nigger Tyrone , master of water melon

>>596416069
whats a flip card?

>>596416069
Rollin' for this nigger

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>>596416111

>>596415693
Barack Obama

>>596416126
Chicken dinner

>>596416144
Was a thing in Innistrad Block, Werewolves, Vampires, and other horrors. Though Niggers would work with the flavour

>>596416140
reroll

>>596416126
7 Decides rarity, common - uncommon - rare - mythic rare or special.

>>596416126
What a waste

>>596416126
fucking win

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>>596416286
sry forgot pic
7 Decides rarity, common - uncommon - rare - mythic rare or special.

>>596415693

Martin Luther King, Jr.

capcha "ohnomyb"

>>596416286
common because niggers are never any value

>>596416286
Special: moot

>>596416295
You don't like titties? What a fag.

>>596416286
common welfare

>>596416368

purple rare

>>596416460
I just don't like niggers stealing them

uncommen in the suburbs. commen in ghettos

>>596414666
hi satan

>>596416398
dis

black (swamp) common

>>596416479
This

>>596416695
reroll

https://www.jet.com/#/ji/cgc4g

>>596416368
Titties

>>596416479
come on OP, this

It's a planeswalker.

>>596416695
rerollllllll

>>596416479
This

>>596416479
reroll

>>596416695
dammit 7 get

>>596416479
common welfare

>>596416479
>>596416479

7 get for dis

COMMON WELFARE

7 GET

>>596417059
^

>>596417093
rererereorleorlrorlorlollll

luky nnumber 7 for >>596416479

>>596416695

reroll

>>596416479
fckit .....this guy

mythic rare pls

>>596416479
seven get

>>596416479
10 percent change fuck it, gimme 7

Common nigger

>>596417363
reroll

ffs seriously ??? no fucking 7 yet????

>>596416479

non-common but also non-rare and non-card

common niggra

>>596417447
YESSSSS

>>596417447

eww

>>596417447
WINRAR

>>596416398
bump

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>>596417447
Common it is.
8 decides picture

>>596414008
fuck you too

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STVE

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>>596417575

>>596417644
ReR0LL

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8 pls

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>>596417575

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>>596417575
hur

>>596417671
rolling

>>596417799

reroll

>>596417660
rawlin

>>596417799
double dubs chekd

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moochelle obongo

>>596417829
rollin for this

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>>596417575
Brian peppers.

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come on 8

>>596417887
re roll!!

>>596417799

'gain

>>596417904
>>596417575
Re-roll

>>596417797
reroll

>>596417887
ROLL

>>596417887
Rerollin'

>>596417827

rollin for dis

check these singles

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>>596417575
this

>>596417799

pls

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check dis nigga

>>596417887
this, rollin

>>596417797
rerolllllllllllllllll

>>596417904
>>596417575
Rollin

>>596418000
nice trips though

>>596418000
tripzz

check the second singles

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>>596417575

>>596417797
rerolllllllllll

>>596418078
winrar

>>596418078
winnawinnachikndinna

>>596418078
I LOVE YOU

>>596418078
woooooord

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stealin nigga

>>596418078
Winner!!

>>596418095
chekd

>>596418078
winrar

>>596418078

Winrar

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>>596418078
nice win, 9 decides casting cost

>>596418078

windumb

>>596418300
10 black mana

>>596418300
2 Black.

>>596418300
three colourless, two black, and one green (or steal nearest bike)

>>596418300
>dubz
1 mana

>>596418300
3 black

>>596418423
re roll

Tree fiddy, and 2 swamps

>>596418435
rerollin'

>>596418300

as many black mana as you can fit

42 black

>>596418439
winrar

>>596418439
easy winrar

>>596418459

maybe trips can save this post

>>596418300
Cast cost needs to be ∞

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>>596418439
one mana it is
0 decides power
1 decides thoughness

>>596418605
5

>>596418605
power: tree fiddy

>>596418605
69

>>596418605
Fix the fucking typo.

>>596418605
69

>>596418605
x/1
x is value of stolen bike

>>596418730
>>596418741
we have two epic winrars

>>596418745
check em

6 toughness, one for each bullet mr. Brown took.

chicken chicken

>>596418730
>>596418741

WINNNNNZZ

>>596418855
weenrar

>>596418730
>>596418741
winrar

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>>596418730
>>596418731
>>596418741
lel
2 decides illustrator

>>596418999
moot

Steve Harvey

>>596418999
Ghandi

>>596418999

john bob

>>596418999

It must be moot

>>596418999
A. Badgercock

Perkele

>>596418999
Darren wilson

>>596418999
J.K. Rowling
also trips

>>596418999
Joshua Alcorn's inside-out penis

>>596415555

beaver dick

Jesse Jackson

Félix.

>>596418999
Nigorium Niggerito

>>596418999
>nice tripz

Swan Ronson

>>596419151
rollin

>>596418999
Gain control OF target bicycle not OR.

Its giving me a headache.

>>596418439
Hi swan nice 1

>>596418999
Poopy Smegma

rock roll

>>596419168
re roll

>>596419144
Reroll

Girugamesh

>>596419049
rerolin

>>596419151
celui-ci

>>596419168

rawl

Michael jackson

john mcain

>>596419222
Trips confirm

>>596418999
holy moly jesus christ

>>596419252
winz0r

>>596419222
winrar

>>596419175
this

>>596419222
Winrar

>>596419222
Trips for truth

>>596419222
winrar

>>596419222
epic winrar

>>596413534
Butt Hurt

crawling in my skin

>>596419222

windoz

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>>596419168
>>596419222
3 decides border color
4 decides frame color

we done?

purpl

>>596419222
ahihuhu

purple dank

>>596419190
no it makes sense "gain control" its called patriarchy. or target bicycle.

>>596419592

rollin

Seems a bit OP.

chrome 4 both shiny ass niggah

>>596419545
Fix the typo

Green

>>596419545
Deadnigga grey

>>596419545
Nigger Brown

roy-g-biv

>>596419545
Kool-aid purple

>>596419545
Has no colour you nigger, has no coloured mana cost

>>596419545
melon green

>>596419661
reroll

Cheetah print

>>596419592

reroll purpl

>>596419545
red

>>596419709
roll

>>596419545
leave it

blackish

>>596419717
KEKS, roll for this

>>596419679
Rerawl

>>596419744
>>596419753
winnrars

>>596419753
>>596419744
Winrar

>>596419744
Winrar

>>596419763
>>596419764
winrars done

>>596419744
>>596419753

Winrars

Disgonbegud

>>596419763
>>596419764
WIIIINNNNNN

>>596419753
OP here, i can only do solid colors for the border.

>>596419947
Fuck it, take >>596419764
then

green skank

>>596419947
a nice melon-fleshy red then please

>>596419947
Then take the closest colours to the winrars. Green for melon, yellow for cheetah print.

>>596419947
>>596419763
was next 3

gold chain

>>596419947
Do >>596419763 then

OP, since we haven't let your thread die and gave you a pretty epic card, you should print it out on card stock and try to play it this FNM.

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>>596419753
>>596419763
>>596419947
OK we're done. Gj everyone.

brown teeth

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>>596420161

>>596420161
Even the card itself is watermelon

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>>596420151
OP here, lol I actually don't play magic but it would be fun to try and pull that off.
Here's another one we did

>>596420161
saved

>>596420161
the card matches his clothes gonna use him at FnM

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>>596420343
No graveyard for you, Åkesson.