The craziest fucking thing happened to me today.
>be me
>walking home
>really snowy, people are walking slow and like retards
>late at night
>decide to cut through alley
>guy approaches me
>pulls a knife on me
>give me your wallet anon
>ohfuck.jpg
>literally am frozen with fear
>all of a sudden a toaster comes falling down
>hits the mugger in the head
>out cold
>guy who threw it was aiming for the dumpster
>take toaster
>go home
>make toast
Turns out one of the four slots for bread was broken, so the guy tried to throw it out his window into the dumpster.
yea this is crazy. I want pic of the toaster as proof.
I guess that mugger is toast
>>596337880
>>596337880
Top kek
>>596337207
Toaster pics or it didn't happen
Pretty nice toaster too.
>>596338870
sweet
>inb4 epic bread
>>596337207
Let's all drink a toast to OP's miraculous escape.