/b/, I fucked up. >best friend since 8th grade >never pursued

>>596266961
>What have I done /b/?
You ate a girl, she wanted it for a while, she likes you. Either flirt and profit or not

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you should have made like a duck and leafed

yeah, you did fuck up

>>596267226
I don't want to pursue anything with her. It just happened.

>>596266961
did she ever have a bf in those like 6 years?

also whats your problem in general?

>>596267774
She's had a few relationships while I've known her. I've never done anything with her until that point.

My problem is explaining to her that it meant nothing to me. I don't want to be with her.

>>596268244
This would make sense if it were some girl I met last week. But she's expecting a giant explanation. Obviously, she's wanted this for a while. Girls want what they can't have.

>>596268502
So flat out tell her it meant nothing? I feel as if anything else added would be an excuse.

>>596267475
It just happened? Half an hour long?

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>>596266961

must be troll. this only happens to girls.

keep her as a fuck buddy and say you are perfect to be fuck buddys because you can stay friends simultaniously. also post her pic.

>>596268948
Virgin detected.

>>596268943
This will most likely be the outcome

>>596266961
You ate her for half an hour and she didn't cum?

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>>596266961
well she clearly wants the D. and i don't know but you sticking around since 8th grade doeskin raise any flags for you in you being attracted to her?
Or maybe you are just shallow wanting grade A meat and not noticing that sometimes its best to stick with someone you already get along with and have mutual likes and dislikes. just a thought, Faggot.

post pics

>>596269562
I'm shallow as fuck. I don't see myself settling anytime soon because of this.

Dunno man, i'd try it with her, you already dun goofed the friendship, and who knows, if you like being with her as a friend, you might like the relationship with her...
If you're really so repulsed by her, just tell her plain and clear, while being as nice and understanding as you can, also spending a month or two away from her could help her deal with her "feelings".

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>>596269773
K

>>596266961
go fuck her faggot

Gotta tell her sorry it meant nothing, I don't know what happened, but yeh, sorry

>>596269930
I'm not repulsed. I don't want to commit to anyone. I'm 21 and I have plenty of time for that later

>>596266961
"I am a retard, sorry. Can we still be friends" put in nicer words. Although before you say that think if you really don't want to be with her. If so, then don't fuck it up.

Test

>>596266961
I gotta get anons like you a proverb book. This half mix and match cliche shit has to go

>>596268276
Is she ugly? Or what the fuck. Why you so against being together.

>>596267475
just fuck her you retard. then have fun like usual and after some time tell her you wanna be just friends, like you were

>>596266961
Is she fat and ugly?

>>596270740
She's not ugly or fat.

>>596266961
BUT IS SHE HOT?!

>>596271245
ok, dump one pic u fagget!

what u wait?

>>596271245
So dont mess this up with some whiteknighting like
>my frendship with her is important for me

>>596270314
Yeah, you've already fucked up your friendship you may as well salvage what you can from it.

Fuck her until you get bored then leave

>>596271553
Nah it's more of a "why settle?"

>>596270314
Say that to her, easy. If she really loves you, she'll wait.

Until op posts pics of the girl this thread is trash

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>>596272101

Op, does your name start with the letter D ?

>>596272342
No

If you didn't care you wouldn't be asking for advice. Either you scared of rejection at some point or maybe you have some self esteem issues your trying to mask. The why settle things is retarded, give it a try. If things don't work out then tell her. Stop being a faggot and grow a pair. Your gonna have to deal with it because you went and started something.

If it meant nothing to you why the fuck did you do it in the first place? You cant fight it OP, you made the first move so you know you subconsciously want it. Hope you enjoy life with your new girlfriend faggot.

> consequences will never be the same
Well, the friendship is basically done, only question being what you can salvage from it. You're probably better off telling it like it is - that you appreciate her company but haven't had enough booty yet to settle for good. Tell her you dun goofed but you don't want to reduce her to fuck buddy. The rest depends on her, really.

>>596266961
>do you want to have sex with her?
if yes, then you're horny, maybe not particulalry romantic
>Do you also like her?
date her
>was is spontaneous and no horniness or romantic feelings?
it was an oops, don't burn bridges, be honest,

>>596266961
Could you show us her photo?

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>>596266961
>made like a tree and left

>>596272523
I was in a 2 year long term relationship until last July. I have no urge to pursue anyone.

>>596266961
poor dog, he trusted you, you are his feeder
yet you betray him

kill yourself

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>>596273235
Fuck off dude dont let a shot at discovering true love slip away.

>>596272852
I told her it was an oops.

Thread is fake and gay

Why the fuck would anyone be so indecisive on whether or not to fuck?

"Hurr I don't want to settle". So don't. Fuck and move on.

If you can't fuck your best friend - who can you fuck?. What's the problem?

You can never uneat her pussy. Let's get that straight. The best you can do is tell her is that in a moment of weakness, you forgot your wits and you don't want to ruin your friendship over some pussy.

And you might be gay if you ate her pussy then ran away like a bitch. Make another story and we'll deal with that there.

>>596273716
I told her like it is.

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>>596273607
You made a mistake faggot
Its not too late to fix it

>>596273962
>I told her like it is.
You came out of the closet?

>>596273930
I came unprepared so there's that.

>>596274177
Unprepared?! Clearly you be never heard of the pull out method. Works about 80% of the time. The odds were in your favor. Plus, she's your best friend! Who better to have a kid with than someone you don't hate?

Someone school this kid on the art of busting on a stomach.

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>>596274130
Obviously

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>>596273607
>it was an oops

>>596274570
This is why I'm here.

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>>596266961

>Potential top-tier gf material because you're best friends since 8th grade
>Your best friend can be your gf too
>Not going for a relationship

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>>596274621
Carlos!

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>>596273607

>"Hey Anon, did that day mean anything? I really like you."
>"Nah, it was an oops."

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>>596274866

>>596275179
>Anon I'm having a baby
>but it was an oops

>>596275179
Kek

>>596274824
You say, "Oh femanonbestfriend" I'm about to cum! You grab the base of your dick, and right before yours about to cum, you don't pull out and say, "It was an oops," as you cum in her unsuspecting and too trusting pussy.

>>596266961
>itt a bunch of wizards trying to figure out why OP doesn't want a gf

For the first time someone comes to 4chan trying to get advice on NOT having a GF. We should be experts here. We should be able to get OP away from any girl in 10 seconds flat after only 15 minutes of training.

I'll start:
>ask her what her favorite anime character
>tell her why she is wrong
>ask her what her favorite movie is
>tell her she is a pleb
>ask her what her favorite vidya is
>tell her she isn't a real gaymer gurl
>ask her what characteristics she likes in men
>tell her that you are sorry your name isn't chad
>ask her to send a tit pic
>tell her she forget timestamp so she has to gtfo

Any more /b/?

>>596275683
You forgot the oops.

>>596275391

>"OP, how come that you are a faggot?"
>"It was an oops."

>>596273235
Why not tell her this?

I mean isn't that the simplest explanation, the truth?

I bet she will understand and this way you won't lose a friend or a future chance with her.

This will also make a great transition into the friends with benefits conversation.

or just do this
>>596275683

>>596276029
I already told her it was an oops.

>>596270869
That is a terrible fucking idea.

OP is a massive faggot. You're fucking up badly right now. This whole "Oh im 21 I have time" bullshit is fucked. I'm 34 fucking years old and miserably single because I had those thoughts with a few girls. She's obviously your best friend, which they say you're supposed to marry in life. Not only that you'll destroy her if you tell her it was nothing. Trust me, you'll never have the same chemistry after this. You're sitting there thinking you're in charge of your own destiny like a faggot. It's ignorant with a side of arrogance. Wake the fuck up, homo. You're pissing away what's meant to be.

We really do need a picture for reference.

>>596266961
>a tree

>>596276235
Dont you understand? It was an oops!

>>596276235
It was an oops.

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>>596266961

>best friend since 8th grade
>never pursued anything with her
>a relationship was never a thought
>be 21
>last week her parents were gone
>home alone to watch movies and eat like normal
>she starts getting close
>I fucking bite her lip without thinking
>I fall on her pussy and eat her out for a half hour
>"anon what are you doing? I really like you, do you like me too?"
>"Nah sorry, it was an oops."

>>596276396
an oops?

Sorry, I forgot he said it was an oops.

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keking at this thread OP what the fuck is an oops and how do you make like a tree

>>596276994

Someone should screencap this whole fucking thread.

>>596276235
But it was an oops.

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>>596266961

>>596267475
Why don't you like her?

>>596277225
I already said it was because of an oops.

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>>596273607
>anon did that day mean anything?
>'it was an oops'
>her face when

>>596266961
You done goofed!

This is why we can't get the girls anymore. Faggots like this ruin them. She'll have fucked emotions for years. Probably whore around on the weekends to deal with it.

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>oops

>>596277543
Fuck you for not understanding it was an oops.

>>596266961
it was an oops

>>596271245
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU... JUST FUCK THE CUNT AND BE LIKE MORE THAN FRIENDS BUT NOT TOGETHER YOU KNOW... FUCKING VIRGIN YOU MAKE SO FUCKING ANGRY

>>596277536
That doesn't explain anything. If you want help you gotta work with me.

>>596277823
>more than friends but not together

Normalfag.

>>596276994
An oops is to err; a mistake or accident.

"Make like a tree and leave" is a pun about leaving because deciduous trees shed leaves. Make like a tree and leave/get the fuck out is also used in the Boondock Saints and Back to the Future, both popular movies.

>>596276235
My father's a cops

>>596277823
It was an oops goddamit.

>>596278015
GO FUCK YOURSELF

>>596277823
He doesn't want to be with her, why are you choosing to act like an idiot?

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>it was an oops
ok here it goes!

>>596278175
IT WAS NOT OOPS YOU FAGGOT IT WAS FUCKING WIN AND YOU DIDN'T ACCEPT IT... YOU COULD FUCKING A CHUCK RIGHT NOW AND NOT BEEING A FAGGOT ON /B/

OP dun goof'd

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>>596277819
>>596277695
>>596277350
>>596277344
>>596277177
>>596276994
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>>596276899
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>>596276791
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>>596273607
Stop you fools before it's too late!

if its just commitment and you want to fuck her then do it. make it clear you don't want anything more. if you or her start to get the feels pce out for a month or so

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>>596278424
It was an oops.

>you said it was an oops?

>>>>I don't even...

honestly OP fuck her on the dl is it that hard you damn beta

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this fucking thread
>it was an oops
holy fuck

You're gunna fuck up and I'll tell you why.

Because you're gunna break her heart, and then you're gunna wonder what a relationship, brief or long term, would've been like and you're gunna want what you now can't have. Js.

>>596278605
It is when it's an oops.

Op is kill ?

>>596277536
Actually, he dun oops'd.

>>596279080
OP killed himself
cuz it was an oops.

>>596278424
>a chuck
I kek

>>596279080
Yes. Oo P is kill.

OP must be mentally retarded
the poon is on the table you dumb nigger

>>596271245
are you gay?
nttawwt

>>596279080
Never left. It was an oops

Have similar story so OP doesn't feel bad.

>have super close friend who is a girl
>spend majority of summers with her
>she's a year older
>I graduate
>starts getting physical with me
>rubbing my leg, shoulder to shoulder
>eventually we start dating
>goes good for awhile

Cont? It gets hot.

>>596279700
Might as well

>>596279700
do et

>>596279700
>inb4 it was an oops

inb4 OP saying he told her and ruined the friendship like the faggot he is.

>>596280303
You dumb fuck I already told her it was an oops.

>>596279700
>Cont?

That's never a necessary question, go full speed ahead cap'n

>>596279856
Don't worry, you'll boner

>we start dating
>she shows a completely different aide
>what once was a timid nerdy girl is now a cock loving slut
>always asks me to rub her nipples
>every night before she goes to bed, she has me stroke her rock hard nipples until she falls asleep
>always dry humping my cock
>when she cums, she goes full pornstar and moans like she's in heat
>really into this new side of her
>big mistake
>turns out dating your best friend and being her fuck toy is bad
>starts getting aggressive
>demands sexual favors
>if I don't lick her tits, she won't speak to me the rest of the night
>begs to fuck
>always in a bad mood, sexual aggression at its finest
>dump her
>still talk to her occasionally
>talks about getting married and having 4 kids

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screen cap this shit

>>596280872
That's it? No oops?

>>596280872
>starts telling our friends I'm an asshole
>some believe her, others see through her veil of shit
>bugs me daily to get back with her
>always wants to hang out and "just be like the good old days"
>continue to ignore her
>she goes full apeshit
>performs poorly at work, cries all the time, can't get another boyfriend even if her life was on the line
>is basically a shell of a woman
>friends stop talking to her
>thank based gods that they don't hate me now
>horny as fuck lately, thinking about pity porking her

>>596281618
Don't do it.

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ITT:pic related

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Here lies what was almost a meme.
>oops

>>596281618
Wait, it gets good I think.

>stops texting me
>its been weeks
>very unusual, was getting used to the constant harassment
>new from a friend of hers that she's in the hospital
>sounds like the typical attention whore behavior one expects from a broken female
>find out she actually cut herself up pretty good
>in intensive care
>was about to die
>not gonna go see her for obvious reasons
>call me a dick if you want, I'd rather be one than see her
>turns out nobody is visiting her
>has lost all friends and got fired from job
>is on suicide watch


Women

>>596281618
Got any pics?

>>596282441
meh... that story was not really what i would call exciting... better get the oops outta here

>>596282534
Don't want to give her identity away. I will however explain her in detail. Thick brown puffy hair, lots of moles, tan, DD tits, dark brown nipples, bumpy as a driveway, bit of a tummy, long legs and arms, thick thighs, huge ass but kind of meh, shaved pussy, smallest vag lips I have ever laid eyes on.

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>>596282441
hang on I forgot to finish
>get home after finding out she tried to an hero
>take off all my clothes
>bend over kitchen table
>my daddy fucks the shit out of my asshole
>he says he's close
>I say quick pull out
>he cums deep inside me
>oops

>>596283254
is dis rlly the guy hoe was sayin stuff

>>596283254
Real ending for you

>find out she's in intensive care
>suicide watch
>nurses are out
>ODs on cleaning solution
>at her funeral
>family is stating at me
>nasty looks from everyone
>people scoffing and scowling at my presence
>mom is crying
>oops

>>596283734
>it was an oops

Now could someone screencap this thread and post it?

>>596284347
Too much work

>>596283528
No, here's the true ending
>girlfriend is riding me
>wailing like a banshee
>we cum in unison
>grabs me by the cock and bends it
>my dick is broken
>screaming and tearing up
>girlfriend licks penis blood
>vision goes white
>wake up in her basement tied up
>can't scream, tongue is gone
>dick still bent
>girlfriend in basement doorway
>looks at me before turning off light
>"oops"

>>596266961
you became alpha

>>596285265
I had no other choice.

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>>596273607

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lazy fucks

Beautiful

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>>596285731

>>596277823
>more than friends but not together
>implying that would work
>calling other's virgings

At least fuck her before you leave her forever.

If you like her, stick around and fuck her.
If you don't want to be with her, fuck her and leave her.
If you are a heterosexual male, fuck her and leave her.
No matter the outcome, you'll always be a faggot.

>>596266961
Just tell her your not ready and don't want to soil your relationship, then proceed to say that you do love her in the way you always have(friends) and that you don't want that to go away. Proceed to be friends with benefits. ???
win

>>596287836
This faggot anon isn't taking her feelings into consideration. If she's liked OP for, like, ever, going back to being friends just won't be good enough. OP's only options are to (1. start a relationship, or (2. stop being friends with her. Of course there's the third option of killing himself, her, and that dog.

Just tell her the truth that you wanted to make her happy as she is a really good friend, so you ate her out, but ber honest with her dont say its romantic love if you dont feel it.

But she will respect just what an awesome friend you are, not many friends are up for giving you head lol and if she is mature she will totally respect the honesty