my dad and I got drunk last night and fucked. Now I am really fucked. Am I going to hell? What should I do this morning? I can't even look him in the eyes.
We partied. we got drunk. I gave him a lap dance. everyone laughed. we weren't planning anything and we haven't done anything before. we went upstairs. we kissed.... use your imaginations. I don't want to write the rest.
Well I study psychology and Im in my third year so I may help you but you are being selfish. You request our help and you give nothing to us. As a former economy student Id say nudes for free psychological help is a fair trade
okay i see now...well im sorry to hear that Femanon, i myself have never been in a situation like this so i wish you the best of luck
>my dad and I got drunk last night and fucked.
wincest is best cest.
> Now I am really fucked.
>Am I going to hell?
No, that's stupid. Lot did it and they were fine.
>What should I do this morning?
I suggest a blowjob.
> I can't even look him in the eyes.
Follow my advice and you won't have to.
>I just got done fucking my own father.
Yeah, so showing your tits to a bunch of strangers should be nothing compared to taking dads dick up your cooze.
Yes you're going to hell. Might as well make the most of it. Did you let him deliver the soldiers inside the skank tank or was it an air drop on your grill. We need details to better structure your treatment. Help us help youm
your father fucked a door?
This is S.
YOU ARE FUCKED!
I think you can hang in there, OP.
Fine, you're an amazing woman and you're gonna do great and you shouldn't worry about having sex with your dad, you were really drunk and had a lapse of judgement. Now timestamp?
It's only as big of a deal as either of you make it. You can move away and never speak to him again, pretend like nothing happened, talk it over and work past it, or have a long-term sexual relationship together. As long as you keep it to yourself none of these options will change the world in the slightest
>I've seen 12 year olds with bigger tits than that. No pedo, I mean at the mall and stuff.
>I mean at the mall and stuff.
How do you know if they were 12? you need psychological help you poor beta autist neet
Sorry, you fucked your dad, not sure what help you seek. You're the one that has to determine what happens next. It can be as awkward as you want.
If you didn't like it, don't do it again. If you don't want anyone to know, don't tell anyone. If you feel the need to recount it in great detail, feel free, we will listen but you don't get to choose our response
things to do:
1. place a hidden cam in your badroom
2. record when you take a shower...a loooong shoooower
3. try to mastrubate (e.g. with the
water jet from the shower head)
!!! don´t look at the cam !!!
!!! be naturally !!!
4. the this film and give it to your Dad, so he can fap to you...but then told him it is OVER and will be nothing, never ever happend.
Are you hot op? Why are you on /b no place to be for a 16 year old girl. Let me replace that. Since you had sex with your dad, you are fucked up and a thru /b tard. What did you do before this, to be so fucked up, to be here? Fucked your dog?
Some Mumsnet or similar forum post got capped and posted on 4chan. The basic gist was this
>Mum has a basement dwelling son
>has started misbehaving recently
>she's started using a system many of them use called Good Boy Points
>through completing tasks she asks him to do he can earn them, then trade them in for shit like trips to the movies, or chicken tendies which are his favourite meal
>if he can save up enough he gets a new laptop
>he's started acting out more since then
/b/ laughs about it, when really it describes a good chunk of the userbase.
for the love of god, you have fucked you father!! show tits bitch
Sooooo. Dad came into my room to "talk". He said he doesn't regret it. I just let him talk. I couldn't think of anything to say. What the hell!? Does he think I am going to move into his room? He tried to french me when he left.
Oh I thought it was an entire fried chicken breast, not just with breast meat. At least in the US chicken fingers, nuggets, and chicken popcorn call all be made from chicken breast or other random chicken meat. We also have chicken wyngz. They have to spell it like that so people don't mistakenly think it is chicken wings they are eating.
You need a fucking medal. Someone get this guy a medal
It was alright for a few months after the reboot, good OC and fun greentext stories, what it was meant for basically. Then the aspies started flooding in, and claiming it as theirs, saying'hurr durr that's what it was there for before', completely ignoring the fact that that was what ruined it before and caused it to get deleted. Then sometime around 2012 someone made wizardchan, and that still didn't get rid of the aspies, because that place is too apsies for aspies. Then moot removed the robot, and left that shithole as a containment board.
That means he was into it and may want to do it again. Of you don't want to just tell him that it's not happening again, you feel terrible, etc. Just lay it all out to him and don't put yourself in a situation where it could happen again. That is don't get drunk with your dad.
I wasn't virgin before, but I was never a slut. I have only had a few guys in my life. I just let things get out of hand. I dont know what to think of dad though. He wants more. I don't know if that makes him a freak. But I liked it too. I didn't say no. So I guess that makes me a freak too. Now he will stay home and try to get in my pants all afternoon. I just want this day over.
OP, where is your mom.
Also I am not a psychologist but my advice is to confront your dad, tell him it was a huge mistake and isn't happening again. Never drink with him again and go get a morning after pill just in case - I am sure if you fucked him you probably weren't in a state of mind to use protection.
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OP. Does daddy's O face look anything similar to this?
Hi op, I can understand that you feel bad about this. But still alcohol is no excuse, why did you give him a lap dance? Was there something in your head saying you wanted to do this. I have studied this behaviour, in the history of men kind, it's beeing kinda normal for daughter and father to have sex. Nobody talked about it. The past few years it's been a taboo. Still it's hard to keep or natural instinct of "doing it" down. If I was you I wouldn't act out today. Sleep about it. You're 16, so you're still a child. Your father did something illegal, and if you don't want it to happen again, tell him about this. Than he will not do this anymore, because you can get major jail time. Wish best of luck to you!
ok I will post it just because you will all shit yourselves.
I knon this is awkward for you. It is for me to, but I refuse to be silent. You really are special to me. I enjoyed last night because it was the first time I had the nerve to do what I have thought about for years. The way you kissed, the way you held me, I know you feel it to. After that first time I felt a little guilty, but then when you climbed on me for more I knew it was all right. We should not pretend, not with each other. Please don't be scared. You are always my little girl. I love you and I know the world says it is wrong, but I still do. Screw the world.
I hope you can talk to me later. You didn't talk at all earlier. I will give you time.
OP, why would you give your dad a lapdance in the fist place? That's clearly crossing the line of acceptable behavior, he's a human male and you tantalized him, he wanted more and so did you. Alcohol doesn't make you do things you don't wanna do, it just lowers your inhibitions to the point that you don't have the capacity to care about repercussions or morals or anything but what you want, if you drink to that point.
That being said I'm a hedonist, if fucking your dad is what you wanna do and if fucking his daughter is something he wants to do then revel in the sex and make sure you don't get pregnant, or be sure to abort that shit if it comes to that.
Do you have plan b? Or are you DOWN with a kid?
I have been going to b for a while for the funny stories. No, I am not some freak that gets off on the crazy porn. But who should I go to for this? a therapist? And tell them what? That I fucked my dad and liked it? That I am tempted to do it again? That I know he wants me? That he is sending me dirty messages? Yeah right! I know what would happen. He would end up in jail and I would be in some foster home with some religious nut family. b is the best place to vent. I can't get in trouble here. I can laugh about my problems and nobody can tell shit about who I am or what I have done.
fair point op , just remember there is a advice board , also a great place for help is http://blahtherapy.com/ they offer professional councilers but you can talk to other people for free. i highly recomend it. ,
Reply and tell him that what happened was a mistake and was not ok. Tell him that what happened stops right now and that he needs to remember that he is your father and his first duty is to protect you, not harm you.
Also I know you do not like your mom bit I would seriously consider moving in with her for a few days or weeks until your dad gets it out of his system
All hippie white trash does this, am I suppossed to be impressed?
I know this whore, everyone I went to school with wanted and got a shot at her
Then she became this joke. Some sick fucker went and broke her, people still take shots and want turns
Holy shit, somebody screen cap that
so just fuck him again if you're tempted to, but don't tell anyone you know IRL about it because you will be harshly judged no matter how you rationalize it.
There are LOTS of things I do that would get me ostracized if my friends and family were aware, but I keep that shit quiet and put on a front so that I can continue my day-to-day life without dealing with a mountain of backlash for the choices I make.
Live however makes you happy and if that includes sucking your fathers cock and letting him fuck your pussy than have at it.
op im the tumblr fag who has been trying to help and give actual good advice , i have got a way we can tlak in private,>>596230392
oh wtf just email me at R8chlj@gmail.com please be quick as these people will spamm me
tell him it was wrong and you were drunk and you'd never do it again
dont be stupid, dont let him think you want to do it again, because you will
it's never gonna be less awkward in your family from now on, you better find someone to move in with
tell him you won't bone him again until he buys you something nice, whatever you want. new TV, computer, phone, whatever. might as well get started earlier being a gold digging piece of shit.
nah fuck this she already said she enjoyed it and is tempted to try it again.
just because it goes against the social norm is no reason to change, fuck the social norm, life is short so why should anyone choose to live simply? live strangely and have emotions and memories to take with you through the rest of your life for better or worse.
People have wanted and gotten turns at you since I can remember, there is nothing I can say or do to stop you being a whore and the people from advancing
Im also a dead man walking, I do not give a fuck therefore emily
>not knowing what trolling is
dude are you like shortbus level retarded, or do you think you can fly by holding onto a kite in a tornado?
if you got an email from a random ass person would you give them all of your money if the story sounded real enough?
cuz based on this shit right here I'd say yes.
there has been a total of 1 pictures.
the person says they slept with daddy while drunk and asks if they are going to hell, then later on says they liked it.
its a fucking troll.
this pasta is from 2008.
newfags, all the way down.
4chan is shit now.
I'm going back to the cave to meditate with the true oldfags, you youngun's are giving me indigestion.
>She's a slut
Coming from someone who fucked her own dad you should watch what you're saying dear.
Your mom probably made better choices than you did so stop whining and get your shit on the road.
It's obvious you're 16 year old, always having problems. Go fucking solve them instead of crying like a little bitch.
Thank you for ruining my life and killing a bunch of people with your whore bullshit and daddy issues
Went from no perenting to shitty hippie white trash classic
Look in a mirror a lot, see if you can see what I see or find some self respect
Honey, I have been coming here since 2005, and thats why I am such a messed up pervert. I can't believe I hit that like the fist of an angry god, but I still love you Amanda poo.
you've got a lot of hate in you brother.
My response is honest, whether the OP is a troll or not is irrelevant. Best case scenario I gave some honest advice to someone asking for it, and worst case scenario I wasted 15 seconds typing it while I sit here drinking my coffee and eating a bagel.
Do you go around replying to anyone that gives honest-sounding advice and criticizing them for getting "trolled" ? If so, you need new and better hobbies brother.
I don't even know half of what you are writing, but I will not post any more nudes of myself. Everyone can go fuck themselves if they want that. I am just venting. I liked it ok. Is that so bad? I liked it and I don't want to feel bad for it. I am just a normal person. I am not a slut or freak. I don't think my life is anyones business except mine and if I want to do something then nobody should condemn me. Dad is my only real friend. So what if I gave him a lap dance. Yes I wanted to. It wasn't the drink, ok. I don't care what anyone says.
This. She lost her right to judge her mom when she let her father ejaculate in her birth canal.
PLOT TWIST: OP's dad isn't her dad and her mom got knocked up by a random dude from the pub.
Then go die stupid whore... No one give a fuck about two shits when it comes to your feelings. Even if you show tits you are still just a human derivative good for fucking and your other tallent is complaining. So as far as I am concerned you can go an hero you father fucking slut.
I was bored so he came in my room and asked if I wanted a drink. After 2/3 of straight Jack.He made his move. He said I look like a younger version of mom and that he missed her. We hugged for a bit then I could feel his lips on my neck. I pushed back but that only made him more aggressive.
>Dad is my only real friend. So what if I gave him a lap dance.
sounds legit 4 life.
You are a deviant - most children grow out of the Oedipus/Electra complex by 7-8 or so.
You need professional help, you are a danger to yourself with your mental illness, and incest is illegal in most countries.
I can only hope your post is reported to the proper authorities since 4chan tracks IP addresses.
OK guys. OP here. This is a pic of me and dad at a family reunion.
OP here, you fags actually think I would fuck my dead father who I murdered with an axe after he raped me in a fantasy that I had but nothing real actually came of it?
i would do her for sure.
but either would i make sure she doesnt know who i am or wear a condom.
of course i prefer the first condition.
but then i really would do her hard and like it.
also - fuckbuddy potential if nobody ever was going to know.