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my dad and I got drunk last night and fucked. Now I am really fucked. Am I going to hell? What should I do this morning? I can't even look him in the eyes.
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You male or female OP?
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>>596218619
female. don't ask for tits, dumbasses.
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>>596218619
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>>596218619
how do you end up banging your own dad? :DD
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How does it feel to be a whore?
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>>596218619
you should post tits.
or you could gtfo.
your call.
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>>596218849
are you OP and attempting to respond to >>596218754
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>>596218849
Come on, if dad deserves tits we certainly do also.
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>>596218849
well, then.
how bout some breasts, m'lady?
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>>596218619
Tits or GTFO you know the rules
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>>596218938
We partied. we got drunk. I gave him a lap dance. everyone laughed. we weren't planning anything and we haven't done anything before. we went upstairs. we kissed.... use your imaginations. I don't want to write the rest.
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Slut
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>>596218619
We don't make the rules op you know the drill
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>>596218849
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Im not showing my tits. Jesus. I just got done fucking my own father. I don't even want to think about tits.
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Well I study psychology and Im in my third year so I may help you but you are being selfish. You request our help and you give nothing to us. As a former economy student Id say nudes for free psychological help is a fair trade
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>>596219163
Bullshit. There were other people there? Post cock. Your's.
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>>596219263
It's, unfortunately not about what you want.
The rules are explicit
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>>596219163
okay i see now...well im sorry to hear that Femanon, i myself have never been in a situation like this so i wish you the best of luck
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>>596218619
>my dad and I got drunk last night and fucked.
wincest is best cest.
> Now I am really fucked.
Well duh.
>Am I going to hell?
No, that's stupid. Lot did it and they were fine.
>What should I do this morning?
I suggest a blowjob.
> I can't even look him in the eyes.
Follow my advice and you won't have to.
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>>596219263
>I just got done fucking my own father.

Yeah, so showing your tits to a bunch of strangers should be nothing compared to taking dads dick up your cooze.
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>>596219295
i, too have a phd in freudian incest mythologies and a degree in family social work.

i, too, like the titties.
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>>596219263
PhD in Psychology here.
We are going to need to see where he touched you.
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>>596219263
Bitch you fucked your own dad, that automatically makes you a subhuman, stop pretending you're too good to show tits.
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>>596219666
the devil speaks...
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Wow, but it's not your fault if you were drunk :) it's a rape didn't you know? Your dad is a rapist
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Lots of highly-educated people in this thread. I'm impressed.
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happy now?
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Did he say "who's your daddy" as he pounded that pussy? I'd do that if I was fucking my daughter.
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Yes you're going to hell. Might as well make the most of it. Did you let him deliver the soldiers inside the skank tank or was it an air drop on your grill. We need details to better structure your treatment. Help us help youm
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>>596219816
Timestamp?
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>>596219816
lol need timestamp
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>>596218619

not a girl. fake story. fuck off.
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Love how you were fine with giving your father a lap dance... Nigger or white trash whore confirmed.>>596219666
>>596219615
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>>596219816
Not until you tell us more and show that ass.
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>>596219816
Not really. Is that your dad? Or just some boy you found in the internet.
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>>596219163
>Bish you need to work on your life
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>>596219816
>tits without timestamp
Are you even trying bitch? Tits with timestamp, now
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>>596219816
>trap
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>>596218619
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>>596219816

Are you 10?
I've seen 12 year olds with bigger tits than that. No pedo, I mean at the mall and stuff.
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>>596219816
yes.
yes. i am.
quite, really.
starting to feel....
a little fathery, if you know what i mean?
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>>596220018
That looks like 13-14.
There's exceptions, but most girls don't develop THAT fast.
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your father fucked a door?
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>>596219922
I gave my dad a lap dance once. But he liked overweight thirty-something guys, and I needed the money. Unfortunately, I just got paid in GBP.
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come to you with a crazy problem because this is the only place to say crazy shit like this. You are all retards. I would be better off talking to my cat.
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>>596220168
kek
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>>596220184
Gay British People?
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Timestamp
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>>596220018
I am 16. Yes, I am small. It happens. Not every girl has big ones, dumbass
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Well don't drink around the cat. You might fuck it too.
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>>596220214
C'mon baby. So us your pussy. You know, to make sure there is no tearing
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>>596220214
mrrrow?
Mmmmrweooww
or
MMMrewwwooowwooww.
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>>596220307
Good Boy Points, newfag
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This is S.
YOU ARE FUCKED!
I think you can hang in there, OP.
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>>596220168
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>>596220214
Fine, you're an amazing woman and you're gonna do great and you shouldn't worry about having sex with your dad, you were really drunk and had a lapse of judgement. Now timestamp?
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>>596220214
There are better places that fucking /b/ to go and talk about your terrible life choices.
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No timestamp
No heart warming words of wisdom
Gtfo kthxbye
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Nice tits. where do you live?
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>>596220168
>>596220460


>>596219816
flat as a borad
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>>596220522
>>596220522
>>596220567
fake b8 anyway.
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>>596220567
yeah, like at your house right? Anyway, thanks for nothing anon losers. I have to go eat breakfast. Dad is calling. shit, I don't want to go.
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It's only as big of a deal as either of you make it. You can move away and never speak to him again, pretend like nothing happened, talk it over and work past it, or have a long-term sexual relationship together. As long as you keep it to yourself none of these options will change the world in the slightest
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>>596220701
True
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>>596220890
The trolling is deep in this one. OP has a massive cock, is not a girl.
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>>596218849
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>>596220890
LORD OF THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>596220929
Thanks. only person to give a nice answer. My biggest problem is that I like it. I shouldn't I know that. But now what? I feel so fucked up inside. Time for breakfast. bye
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>>596220018
>I've seen 12 year olds with bigger tits than that. No pedo, I mean at the mall and stuff.
>I mean at the mall and stuff.
How do you know if they were 12? you need psychological help you poor beta autist neet
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>>596221158
good job retard.
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>>596218619
Sorry, you fucked your dad, not sure what help you seek. You're the one that has to determine what happens next. It can be as awkward as you want.

If you didn't like it, don't do it again. If you don't want anyone to know, don't tell anyone. If you feel the need to recount it in great detail, feel free, we will listen but you don't get to choose our response
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>>596220018
>not fucking little girls at the mall in the men's bathroom.
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>>596221221
Because when I ask them if they wanna bang they go "ew, I'm only 12!" and I say "added to the fap folder".
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>>596220428
>calls someone a newfag
>for not knowing about the newfaggiest of newfag memes
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>>596219552
Underrated post
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>>596218849
Never said female, could still be gay.
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>>596221312
^This guy gets it.
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your dad faults, and you faults too..break it up...right now!
you grow up in time and it will be horrible. a covert relationship (never been acepted) to your dad? really?!
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>>596219816
Looks like your father took the photo
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>>596221473
anon, stop living in your mothers basement, go and smell the roses, you fucking bydło
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>>596220168
top kek
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>>596221614
Are you retarded?
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>>596221548
Someone didn't get their tendies today. Be a better boy.
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All dad said at breakfast is "we need to talk" and then I took my breakfast and left. I don't know what he will say or what I should say. I scared. so fucked
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>>596223033
timestamp or an hero
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>>596223033
liar.
post sharpie in breakfast.
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>>596223033
Stop feeding this lieing troll
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>>596218619

things to do:
1. place a hidden cam in your badroom
2. record when you take a shower...a loooong shoooower
3. try to mastrubate (e.g. with the
water jet from the shower head)

!!! don´t look at the cam !!!
!!! be naturally !!!

4. the this film and give it to your Dad, so he can fap to you...but then told him it is OVER and will be nothing, never ever happend.
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>>596223033
tits and breakfast plate and timestamp.
I'm not buying that pic from earlier.
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>>596222618
It's such a retarded meme, it's not even funny.
>muh good boy
>muh chicken tendies
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>>596223458
5. post it on the interwebs
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>>596223605
where is that from? is that a /b/ meme? cause I've never really seen it.
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>>596220018
>No pedo
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>>596224076
Lol
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>>596223605
>It's such a retarded meme, it's not even funny

Says the bad boy with no tendies.
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>>596223939
its copypasta you fucking newfag
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>>596224201
yeah but from where?
I've never even seen the good boy thing, and I've only seen the tendies thing once or twice in the past week.
also, newfag? really?
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>>596218849
TITS or GTFO
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>>596223605
The fuck is a "tendie"? Is it like a chicken nugget?
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>>596224383
head over to /r9k/. that's where it started and those autists will be happy to fill you in on the details.
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Are you hot op? Why are you on /b no place to be for a 16 year old girl. Let me replace that. Since you had sex with your dad, you are fucked up and a thru /b tard. What did you do before this, to be so fucked up, to be here? Fucked your dog?
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>>596224499
chicken tenders. like a nugget but the whole breast
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>>596223939
Some Mumsnet or similar forum post got capped and posted on 4chan. The basic gist was this
>Mum has a basement dwelling son
>has started misbehaving recently
>she's started using a system many of them use called Good Boy Points
>through completing tasks she asks him to do he can earn them, then trade them in for shit like trips to the movies, or chicken tendies which are his favourite meal
>if he can save up enough he gets a new laptop
>he's started acting out more since then
/b/ laughs about it, when really it describes a good chunk of the userbase.
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>>596224608
And they get more then one? Shit that's a lot of food. Thanks for the info though anon.
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>>596224506
thank you but NO THANK YOU. i'll avoid that place like ebola.
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>>596219816
MOAR OR GTFO
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ENOUGH FAGGOT MEME SHIT. I WANT TO SEE THIS BITCH FUCKED BY HER DAD!!!
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>>596224703
Don't forget about emptying his pissjugs before they spill, and wiping his ass without mom's assistance.
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>>596218619
make a sextape with him, i know people who will pay good money for that shit
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>>596224703
thanks for the explanation.
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>>596218849
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>>596224893
God /r9k/ is a shithole. That new Pepe stuff is just weird.
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>>596218849
for the love of god, you have fucked you father!! show tits bitch
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>>596225037
Bitch I will pay for that shit. FORIZZLE!!!
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wincest
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Sooooo. Dad came into my room to "talk". He said he doesn't regret it. I just let him talk. I couldn't think of anything to say. What the hell!? Does he think I am going to move into his room? He tried to french me when he left.
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>>596224877
Yeah, some call them chicken fingers
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>>596218619
tell him you fucked mom, he will be shocked and confused and drop all topics at hand. also, whats the age gap between you?
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>>596225369
right
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its ime
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>>596225369
you need to record it to protect yourself.
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>>596225160
It's like autism on meth over there now
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tell him that sex with him was almost as good as moms pussy
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>>596225586
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>>596218619
OP here, disregard this thread, Im currently sucking cock
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>>596225843
demand pix :)
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damn fucking hell. he said he called in sick. he is staying home all day. I am so fucked.
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>>596225843
BRING BACK USER TAGS!!!!!
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>>596225506
Oh I thought it was an entire fried chicken breast, not just with breast meat. At least in the US chicken fingers, nuggets, and chicken popcorn call all be made from chicken breast or other random chicken meat. We also have chicken wyngz. They have to spell it like that so people don't mistakenly think it is chicken wings they are eating.
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>>596219295
You need a fucking medal. Someone get this guy a medal
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>>596225843
op my dear . you have done a bad thing but you may as well share right ? come on , make us all happy and post a few more pix :) we will love you forever
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>>596219816
Holy shit, I know you!
But I'll keep your secret
I'll remind you of this later when you think you've forgotten and you think I'm a liar ;)
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>>596225840
>someone is mad
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>>596225695
It was alright for a few months after the reboot, good OC and fun greentext stories, what it was meant for basically. Then the aspies started flooding in, and claiming it as theirs, saying'hurr durr that's what it was there for before', completely ignoring the fact that that was what ruined it before and caused it to get deleted. Then sometime around 2012 someone made wizardchan, and that still didn't get rid of the aspies, because that place is too apsies for aspies. Then moot removed the robot, and left that shithole as a containment board.
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>>596218619
hey show wincest pics or GTFO
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>>596225369
That means he was into it and may want to do it again. Of you don't want to just tell him that it's not happening again, you feel terrible, etc. Just lay it all out to him and don't put yourself in a situation where it could happen again. That is don't get drunk with your dad.
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>>596220168
underrated post
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I wasn't virgin before, but I was never a slut. I have only had a few guys in my life. I just let things get out of hand. I dont know what to think of dad though. He wants more. I don't know if that makes him a freak. But I liked it too. I didn't say no. So I guess that makes me a freak too. Now he will stay home and try to get in my pants all afternoon. I just want this day over.
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>>596226267
Yeah, once the robot got removed, it completely went to shit. It used to be a good place for OC.
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OP, where is your mom.

Also I am not a psychologist but my advice is to confront your dad, tell him it was a huge mistake and isn't happening again. Never drink with him again and go get a morning after pill just in case - I am sure if you fucked him you probably weren't in a state of mind to use protection.
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>>596220351
>16
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>>596226618
you sir are a good person. thank you for existing
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>>596223033
How old are you?nice dubs btw
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>>596226618
^this
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>>596225843

no that wasn't me. I told dad I am doing home work. He is leaving me alone now.
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>>596226267
>Then moot removed the robot
>>596226573
>Yeah, once the robot got removed

I've never bothered spending more than 2 minutes on r9k, but what is the robot?
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>>596226708
Under age!
Abandon thread!
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>>596226618
Mom moved out. With other man. She is a slut and I don't talk about her
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>>596226882
op do
>>596226618
then post nudes ....
>>596226618
is what you should do ,
all of us want nudes tho
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>>596226992
wtf happened to you /b/?
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>>596226979
The robot wouldn't allow pics to be reposted, so everything had to be OC
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>>596226992
is under age a problem?
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I am not giving any more nudes. Give up. I am done with that. Little boys can go to some porn site for that.
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>>596218619
Everyone says they don't remember anything from when they were drunk. Just do that one.

Most of all, hug him and say you still love him.
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>Lets her father fuck her
>Won't post tits for strangers anonymously

Someone is fat and ugly
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>TFW your dad tells you he has HIV.
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>>596227231
fair point :)
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>>596219028
Kektacular
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>>596227421
No it's not. Fuck you.
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>>596226979
FAGGOT GO THERE!!! THIS IS ABOUT THIS SLAG AND HER HEBE DAD.
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>>596227231
paper with date or gtfo banana faggot
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>>596219816
At least you don't have to wear any top
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>>596227528
nah, I think I'll stay here and wait for more tits and hopefully watch you implode with anger.

So, who wants to talk about how stupid /r9k/ is? Anybody got any dank new memes?
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>>596226979
The robot ensured no two posts, or pictures were identical. Posting an identical comment caused you tk be silenced from posting. First for 1 second, then doubling every time after that.
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>>596227528
Get with the program.
This thread has long since stopped being about the chick who fucked her dad.
Now, it's about tendies and earning GPB.
You could learn a thing or two.
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Does ur dad have a big cawk? Did you get a cumgasm?
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>>596227698
I want to see Vagina. OP listen, One Vagina pic and I will seriously tell you how to fix this. I have the power.
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Girl you need to talk to you're dad about what happend. Don't feed these fucking idiots anything.
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>>596227848
YOU CAN GO BLOW YOUR DAD,. again
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>>596227922
>Don't feed these fucking idiots anything.
What about tendies?
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>>596227231
Im out of here. You fucked your dad. Don't act like your above us slut.
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>>596218849
u already fucked your father, showing some strangers your tits couldn't possibly be any worse.
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>>596227134
>>596227844
cool. thanks for the explanations.
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>>596227998
I'm not OP. I'm just interested in how to maximize my GBP and turn it into tendie gains
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ur dad told me that he wants ur litle pussy again
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>>596223145
kek
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He sent me an email. I don't know if I want to post it. It is kinda personal and weird.
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>>596218619
Post the story
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OP. Does daddy's O face look anything similar to this?
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180+ replies to a thread without timestamp. wtf /b/
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>>596219666
all hail Lord Satan
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Hi op, I can understand that you feel bad about this. But still alcohol is no excuse, why did you give him a lap dance? Was there something in your head saying you wanted to do this. I have studied this behaviour, in the history of men kind, it's beeing kinda normal for daughter and father to have sex. Nobody talked about it. The past few years it's been a taboo. Still it's hard to keep or natural instinct of "doing it" down. If I was you I wouldn't act out today. Sleep about it. You're 16, so you're still a child. Your father did something illegal, and if you don't want it to happen again, tell him about this. Than he will not do this anymore, because you can get major jail time. Wish best of luck to you!
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>>596228395
DO EET
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>>596228428
>Quaid! Start the reactor!
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>>596220351
hilarious
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>>596220351

reported
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ok I will post it just because you will all shit yourselves.

Dear Amy
I knon this is awkward for you. It is for me to, but I refuse to be silent. You really are special to me. I enjoyed last night because it was the first time I had the nerve to do what I have thought about for years. The way you kissed, the way you held me, I know you feel it to. After that first time I felt a little guilty, but then when you climbed on me for more I knew it was all right. We should not pretend, not with each other. Please don't be scared. You are always my little girl. I love you and I know the world says it is wrong, but I still do. Screw the world.

I hope you can talk to me later. You didn't talk at all earlier. I will give you time.
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>>596228395
gurl gtfo of here before we fuck you up more . please
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>>596228639
>Sleep about it.
I agree, you should sleep about it.
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>>596228764
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>>596228764
fuck him again, post cum on your face
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>>596228428
Nutted. But she still suckin.
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op there are so many better places you could be getting advice from ! why did you pick 4chan ? AND WHY /B
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>>596220351
OH SHI-
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>>596229048
Because this is fake and she/he is full of shit.....
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>>596229048
cause its a troll thread obviously
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>>596228395
OP, why would you give your dad a lapdance in the fist place? That's clearly crossing the line of acceptable behavior, he's a human male and you tantalized him, he wanted more and so did you. Alcohol doesn't make you do things you don't wanna do, it just lowers your inhibitions to the point that you don't have the capacity to care about repercussions or morals or anything but what you want, if you drink to that point.
That being said I'm a hedonist, if fucking your dad is what you wanna do and if fucking his daughter is something he wants to do then revel in the sex and make sure you don't get pregnant, or be sure to abort that shit if it comes to that.
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Tell him to go on /b/ and look for your tits. Reading this post should break the ice.
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>>596218619
Do you have plan b? Or are you DOWN with a kid?
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>>596224499
No a chicken tendie is a tendie and an chicken nugger is a chick nuggar
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>>596228764
>Screw the world

Solid advice
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>>596229195
i would hope they are a fake but unfortunately i have a bad habit if actually caring about people i don't know
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>>596229048
I have been going to b for a while for the funny stories. No, I am not some freak that gets off on the crazy porn. But who should I go to for this? a therapist? And tell them what? That I fucked my dad and liked it? That I am tempted to do it again? That I know he wants me? That he is sending me dirty messages? Yeah right! I know what would happen. He would end up in jail and I would be in some foster home with some religious nut family. b is the best place to vent. I can't get in trouble here. I can laugh about my problems and nobody can tell shit about who I am or what I have done.
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OMNOMNOM luv bait NOMNOM
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>>596229337
>sweer potatoes
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OP, I've got some nieces that are about your age and I'd like to start boning them. Any advice on how to make this happen?
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>>596229337
He probably doesn't even know about pissjugs
Filthy casual
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>>596218849
Derailed in 3, 2, 1
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>>596229421
the world is a pretty fucked up place my anon friend.
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>>596229428
You like dirty porn?
That's all I got out of your message
You slut
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>>596229428
fair point op , just remember there is a advice board , also a great place for help is http://blahtherapy.com/ they offer professional councilers but you can talk to other people for free. i highly recomend it. ,
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>>596229428
Ok, so what is the "best case scenario" of your situation?
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>>596229428
So just do it and be sure not to get preg. Fuck it.

Also show vagina.
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>>596220351
LEAVE THREAD NOW
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so when's the new season of South Park start
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>>596229627
i know and it makes me sad :\ but i try to help when i can
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>>596229428
Please post updates around this time in a day, a week or whatever.
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>>596229428
i want to help you more but i don't know of a way i can message you with out all these people knowing as well :)
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Pics or fake fag
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>>596230018
you're a fag
go back to tumblr, you fat cunt.
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>>596229858
:)
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>>596230018
Shut the fuck up you white knighting fag. I would say that I "couldn't believe you fell for this bait" but I know you are just some beta fag with no prospects.
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>>596219163

Then GTFO you silly cunt. Also pics or it didn't happen.
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masturbate in your panties and sell them for cash
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Op and her dads child in 10 years
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anyone have advice on what to write back to him? I know it is a mistake to ask here but I am stumped.
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>>596228764
Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>596228764

Reply and tell him that what happened was a mistake and was not ok. Tell him that what happened stops right now and that he needs to remember that he is your father and his first duty is to protect you, not harm you.

Also I know you do not like your mom bit I would seriously consider moving in with her for a few days or weeks until your dad gets it out of his system
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All hippie white trash does this, am I suppossed to be impressed?

I know this whore, everyone I went to school with wanted and got a shot at her

Then she became this joke. Some sick fucker went and broke her, people still take shots and want turns
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>>596230392
Shit, just say what's on your mind. Do you want to continue the relationship the way it is or do you want it to end?
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>>596230392
tell him to cum to you
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pasta is SOOOO stale.

I didn't know they were reposting shit from 2010 here these days.

I should know, I started this lie.
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>>596219552
Holy shit, somebody screen cap that
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>>596230450
fuck this

Ask for anal next time
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>>596229428
so just fuck him again if you're tempted to, but don't tell anyone you know IRL about it because you will be harshly judged no matter how you rationalize it.

There are LOTS of things I do that would get me ostracized if my friends and family were aware, but I keep that shit quiet and put on a front so that I can continue my day-to-day life without dealing with a mountain of backlash for the choices I make.

Live however makes you happy and if that includes sucking your fathers cock and letting him fuck your pussy than have at it.
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>>596220351
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Amanda, sweetie, why are you posting this here? I still love you. Lets talk. - Dad
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>>596230392
I will let you have your way with me for some Tendies.
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>>596218619
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>>596230510
I don't think you know me at all. If you do then tell me what school do I go to
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op im the tumblr fag who has been trying to help and give actual good advice , i have got a way we can tlak in private,>>596230392
oh wtf just email me at [email protected] please be quick as these people will spamm me
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>>596230450
tell him it was wrong and you were drunk and you'd never do it again
dont be stupid, dont let him think you want to do it again, because you will

it's never gonna be less awkward in your family from now on, you better find someone to move in with
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> no timestamp pics
> no other evidence of any kind

only a Fox News fan would be dumb enough to believe you / 10
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>>596230392
tell him you won't bone him again until he buys you something nice, whatever you want. new TV, computer, phone, whatever. might as well get started earlier being a gold digging piece of shit.
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>>596230598
PENISES FIRED
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>>596230711
[email protected]

I hope you LOVE gay porn!
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>>596230662
Amy?
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>>596230598
>that includes
haha I almost fell for that. How did you guess my name though?
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You said it earlier
>>596230876
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>>596218619
Can you tell us in strict detail what happened?
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THIS PASTA IS FROM 2008 TRY HARDER.
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>>596230944
oops. I forgot to remove it. Ok, so I am Amy. I feel more vulnerable with you guys knowing that somehow.
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Op you are a really good troll.

8/10
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>>596230729
nah fuck this she already said she enjoyed it and is tempted to try it again.

just because it goes against the social norm is no reason to change, fuck the social norm, life is short so why should anyone choose to live simply? live strangely and have emotions and memories to take with you through the rest of your life for better or worse.
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Just tell your dad that you can't ever do that again... Without protection.
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>>596231127
are you going to email me ? or are you going to let these guys spamm me for nothing ? if your going to email me hurry
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g8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 4 jb8
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If uf not gonna timestamp, greentext atleast. yhag way we know exactly what happened so we can understand and try to help
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>>596230662

People have wanted and gotten turns at you since I can remember, there is nothing I can say or do to stop you being a whore and the people from advancing

Im also a dead man walking, I do not give a fuck therefore emily
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op, please write to me here [email protected]
and people, please DO NOT sign me up for porn sites or other disgusting things! fuck you faggots, I will not tolerate that bullshit.
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>>596231141
this is what I believe... but I am having a hard time accepting dad as just another strange wonderful memory... but he was good.
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>>596231246
you're so desperate it literally makes me sick. fucking loser.
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>>596231141
>not knowing what trolling is

dude are you like shortbus level retarded, or do you think you can fly by holding onto a kite in a tornado?

if you got an email from a random ass person would you give them all of your money if the story sounded real enough?

cuz based on this shit right here I'd say yes.
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>>596231345
then go back to him and tell your mother you're better than her.
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>>596231127
now post the rest of what we want. Let's go.l
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Time stamp. Threads getting old
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>>596223033
was it good? Did he fuck raw? Did he eat your asshole? Did you let him bust inside you?
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>>596231478
We need a timestamp. You want advice....give up the stamp.
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>>596231317
spam away guys. I am here to vent anonymously, not get personal sex advice from a 50 year old pedo pretending to wants whats best for me.
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>>596231246
>p-please respond
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>>596218619
Nobody cares. Really. It isn't as big of a deal as you think. Whatever you do, don't let the rest of your family find out though. That'll get weird fast.
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>>596231478
there has been a total of 1 pictures.

the person says they slept with daddy while drunk and asks if they are going to hell, then later on says they liked it.

its a fucking troll.

this pasta is from 2008.

newfags, all the way down.

4chan is shit now.

I'm going back to the cave to meditate with the true oldfags, you youngun's are giving me indigestion.
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>>596228764
Definitely troll.
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>>596231639
>>596231639
>>596231639
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>>596227021
>She's a slut
Coming from someone who fucked her own dad you should watch what you're saying dear.
Your mom probably made better choices than you did so stop whining and get your shit on the road.
It's obvious you're 16 year old, always having problems. Go fucking solve them instead of crying like a little bitch.
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>>596231259

Thank you for ruining my life and killing a bunch of people with your whore bullshit and daddy issues

Went from no perenting to shitty hippie white trash classic

Look in a mirror a lot, see if you can see what I see or find some self respect
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>>596230876
Honey, I have been coming here since 2005, and thats why I am such a messed up pervert. I can't believe I hit that like the fist of an angry god, but I still love you Amanda poo.
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>>596231790
Kek'd
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>>596230711
you are a disgrace
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>>596231420
you've got a lot of hate in you brother.

My response is honest, whether the OP is a troll or not is irrelevant. Best case scenario I gave some honest advice to someone asking for it, and worst case scenario I wasted 15 seconds typing it while I sit here drinking my coffee and eating a bagel.

Do you go around replying to anyone that gives honest-sounding advice and criticizing them for getting "trolled" ? If so, you need new and better hobbies brother.

Stay safe.
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>>596231790
amanda poo
rofl
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>>596228764
I see you inherited the spelling of your father.
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>>596231317
You know that's gonna happen now, right?
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>>596231790
This is getting funnier by the minute
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>>596232086
Fuck off newfag
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>>596231698
I don't even know half of what you are writing, but I will not post any more nudes of myself. Everyone can go fuck themselves if they want that. I am just venting. I liked it ok. Is that so bad? I liked it and I don't want to feel bad for it. I am just a normal person. I am not a slut or freak. I don't think my life is anyones business except mine and if I want to do something then nobody should condemn me. Dad is my only real friend. So what if I gave him a lap dance. Yes I wanted to. It wasn't the drink, ok. I don't care what anyone says.
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>>596218619
been drunk and done things i thought i never would too.... but im a sad old alcoholic.
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>>596231771

This. She lost her right to judge her mom when she let her father ejaculate in her birth canal.

PLOT TWIST: OP's dad isn't her dad and her mom got knocked up by a random dude from the pub.
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>>596218849
Then go die stupid whore... No one give a fuck about two shits when it comes to your feelings. Even if you show tits you are still just a human derivative good for fucking and your other tallent is complaining. So as far as I am concerned you can go an hero you father fucking slut.
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>>596232213
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>>596219163
calling bullshit right here. rest of the thread is gullable cucks.
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I was bored so he came in my room and asked if I wanted a drink. After 2/3 of straight Jack.He made his move. He said I look like a younger version of mom and that he missed her. We hugged for a bit then I could feel his lips on my neck. I pushed back but that only made him more aggressive.
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>>596232296
Bravo! Gg, OP!
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>>596232296
>Dad is my only real friend. So what if I gave him a lap dance.

sounds legit 4 life.
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well this is interesting
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>>596218619
Actually is occifer
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>>596232296
Did he nut inside you?
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so I did a pregnancy test and it turns out it's positive.
WTF am I supposed to do now?
do I tell my dad?
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>>596232296
You went from not liking it to liking it faster than your dad could cum.
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>>596232296
You are a deviant - most children grow out of the Oedipus/Electra complex by 7-8 or so.
You need professional help, you are a danger to yourself with your mental illness, and incest is illegal in most countries.
I can only hope your post is reported to the proper authorities since 4chan tracks IP addresses.
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>>596220351
Under age b&
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OK guys. OP here. This is a pic of me and dad at a family reunion.
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>>596232678
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>>596232678
Sorry, not how pregnancy tests work. You can't do one the next day and it come back positive.
You're a boy, and a young one at that.
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>>596232601
nut? do you guys put your balls inside too? no he didn't do that, weirdo. How would that even work?
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>>596232799
the troll fag is real
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>>596223145
Hahaha
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>>596232678
A pregnancy test doesn't work the day after. So you either got knocked up by another dude beforehand or you're trolling
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>>596232882
I have no words for this.
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>>596232799
you just took like 8000 damage dude
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>>596232799
Tits to big for op
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>>596232799
>st is reported to the proper a
so many weirdos trolling and pretending to be me. No I didn't do a pregnancy test and no this isn't from me. dumbass
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OP here, you fags actually think I would fuck my dead father who I murdered with an axe after he raped me in a fantasy that I had but nothing real actually came of it?
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>>596232799
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>>596233062
Greentext... you liked it so why no?
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>>596233205
how do I do greentext? what is it? It is like a story right?
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>>596232882
What are you 10?
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>>596233283
>>596232882
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>>596232799
i would do her for sure.
but either would i make sure she doesnt know who i am or wear a condom.
of course i prefer the first condition.

but then i really would do her hard and like it.
also - fuckbuddy potential if nobody ever was going to know.
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404 time
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Dumb fuckers believing
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