I will give $20 via paypal to the first person to knock over

>>596183339
ITT: Newfags falling for bait thread


This has been reposted lots of times

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alllright lets do this

>>596183475

ITT: Op here. I'm being genuine. If someone does it, preferably in the next hour or so, I will pay up. Just update us in thread when you're on site and about to do it.

>>596183339
man this is a throwback, haven't seen a times square thread in like 4 years. I would do this for sure if I was there

I'm on my way now. Luckily already in town and checked it on my phone. Probably 5 mins.

do it

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>>596183339

faggot niggers

>>596183339
I'll give 5 dollars on top of OP's total as well if somebody dies it. Recently got a 1.3k financial aid refund and I am feeling really generous. However, you must circle around it first to know that it is authentic.

the bump

Someone is standing next to it.

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>TL;DR
>people claiming to be on there way to knock over cone
>everyone waits in anticipation
>anon never delivers

someone dancing next to it

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holy shit

da fuk is gray shit doing dancing

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THE DUMBASS IS DANCING AROUND IT. I WANT YOU TO PUSH IT.

>>596185723
dat porn thread

im watching, waiting.

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>>596183339
this seems cool but will anon delivar? also bump

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>>596185723
>>596185361

SECOND OP HERE, I am done waiting. bye bye.

>>596186086

I'm Op and will deliver. It's the person knocking over the cone that never delivers.

>>596185600
Dubs is truth

>>596186208
a guy just walked awfully close to the cone, but no dice!

OP here, if trips I'll give everyone $5 who rolls a 5

early waiting

>>596186553
Damn.

>>596186553
check it

fuck, nobody in the square at all, if you can't knock it down now when there's nobody around, you can never do it

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I'll wait a little bit longer, but seriously how fucking long does it take for some sperg in New York to see this shit and make some free money?

Fuck you

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>>596186553

ill send 20$ if someone knocks over an orange barrel

Americans are such pussies. If someone can find a live camera in Auckland Central, New Zealand. I will go there right now and knock over a cone/whatever.

>>596187760

I'll even post live photo updates on my way to location.

>>596187760
Theres one on 965 great south road otara. Its a mongrel mob tinny house. Go knock on the door and ill give u 5 bucks

topkek

>>596187760
And u gotta film the guy opening the door and tell him hes a faggot

>>596187760
i know right, any out south you know of. ill fucking do anything

>>596188881

Auckland CENTRAL

>>596187851
>>596188711
check em

A contender?
1 in black 2 in red

>>596187760
we all don't don't live on 47th and broad or in new york for that matter zelandfag

somethings happening.

>>596189014
Ok then. Go around the back of mcdonalds off great north road in grey lynn. Putiki street. You cant miss the building because the outside massive metal gates and 4 meter concrete walls are like a fuckin fortress. Go push on the intercom and tell them theyre faggots

>>596189397
Nope, just faggots

>>596189014
Its a head hunters pad by the way. So lets see if youll do anything.. u better film it too cunt

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someon plz ill add $10

im still waiting to the day anon finally deliver

>>596190119

I'll give you more of her for $10?

Op here, I'll give $1,000 to someone who sucks a dick with the cone on their head.

Where did those nzfags go. Someone gives them a challenge and they backed out. Pussies

>>596190771

I'm right here, I'm trying to drive...

You ignornant fuck!

>>596190771
Umm.. Asking them to go to some gang house is a little different than knocking over a cone mate.

>>596183339

what if someone first knock it over and then picks it up?

is it 60$ then?

just asking

>>596186553
5 get

>>596191082

Lol

There's a difference between knocking over a cone on camera for the glory of /b/

vs.

go to a gang house and fall them faggots. get shot. not have it on video.

>>596186553
>>596191185
ayy lmao this is my email [email protected]

>>596191330

lol this cunt.

>SPAM THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!

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>>596185361
>1.3k financial aid refund
>I'll give 5 dollars
>really generous

>>596191405
spam it fag! I dont even mad ;^D

fgt

>>596190975
Bullshit. Pics

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connot beleive /b/ wont deleivr

>>596192395
No one ever delivers anything

so no one finna do do it

>>596192828

nope, you should pay me not to do it.

>>596193017
you have aids

Plot twist - that white truck is full of FBI agents , NSA is monitoring this thread, as soon as the cone is knocked over they will burst out and conduct the Great 4chan Bust - and what's your role in this OP ? Or should I say , Agent OP?

Plead entrapment if you are arrested , brave Anon! ...or maybe watching that empty square with nobody around is causing cabin fever

fail thread

Dat feeling when someone walks near it.

>>596193948
well whadya expectorate , huh ? 3.54am in Clapistan...who is gonna get outa bed and walk past alleys full of crims in the dark for a lousy $50

lets get a go fund me going for a anon to deliver

>>596194386
gofundme goal - a pair of testicles
not one cunt in that entire square , you could grab that cone and do a dance and nobody would notice

rollin for trips
>chekum

Shout out to the guy that almost busted his ass on the ice in the live cam.

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anon. please kick cone

anon

NYC has to many lazy anons ngr

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So many people have walked within a metre of the cone and they make me so angry, JUST FUCKING TOUCH THE CONE

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streaming and waiting for epic nyc anon

let the wait begin!

>>596183339
Note: If it happens in the next hour i'll double OP's paypal commitment

i will paypal $50 to anon. who comes thru

>>596183339
>>596196917
>>596197013
Together that's 170.. where my broke anons at?

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SOMEBODY GET DOWN THERE RIGHT NOW AND FUCK WITH THAT C0NE

>>596185600
Anon delivered some years ago, even the police arrived and the faggot danced with the popos, newfag

>>596197141
I'm hanging on untill it covers my flight from the UK.

/b/ can get people to chop of the dicks. but knock a cone over...no way

>>596194147

I would.

someone will do it. as soon as a fat anon can squeeze out of there booth at the mcdonalds across the street

>>596197577

To be fair. This involves going outside.

I thought the guy in the red was going to do it.

>>596198339
for sho

I'LL BE THERE IN 30 MINUTES

>>596198508
i pray.... i know its troll but there is a little chance of hope you might come through

It's -10 degrees outside fuck off

>>596198738
still streaming with unwaivering newfag faith

there is no guarentee you will pay.
You should work with an independent garant

>>596198810
16 degrees fgt. its right on the stream

>>596198738
yeah i'm just shitposting from ausfailia
it was more an homage to the card stand if anything

>>596198870
Celsius v Fahrenheit

I've spent more than 5 hours on these threads before. Can't get enuf.

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>>596198508
Better deliver and entertain me, fag.

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>>596198969

>>596199022
Yeah, that's me.

>>596183339
Just give me 30 minutes

>>596199115
NYC drivers license and timestamp faggot

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>>596199115

i have no issue paying. but we need proof to who its all going too.. revcord with cell upload to youtube. we PM you u give PP addy we sent u rich

>>596199202
this

>>596199115
If this faggot doesn't go, I'll take the subway there and knock the shit out of that stupid fucking cone.

>>596199318
What stops you just to make "haha I made a fag go and put a cone on his head, he thought i`ll pay him"?

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>>596199364
anon is kill.. its all you buddy

>>596199399
so far 4 anons, including me, have offered money.. atleast some of us will delivar.. i just wanna see some fool go dance around with a cone on his head lmao

Ahhh back to watching earthcam. It's the only place I know who I am anymore.

>>596199519
You have to make a fundation, that you all will place your monies in. This is weird though.

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This couple came within kicking distance! FUCCCKKKK

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>mfw these fags didn't even touch the fucking cone

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>>596199647
im like OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!.... damnit.....

*continues waiting*

If no one was willing to do it when the square was empty , what are the chances now that the city is coming to life and the throngs will appear ?

>>596199364
I'm not going, it's all you

we just had another close call but no contact

almost....

FUCK i thought we had a winrar

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god damnit

so close!

guys I'm watching the block. Please film when someone gets near it

>>596183339
To bad i live in europe.
I would have danced with the cone and put it on my head to get the money. Of Course i would kick it at the end. What's the worst thing that can happen? Go to jail for touching a cone?

Noooooooo!!!

FUCKING BITCHES JUST HIT THE CONE!

>>596200167
Yes.

>>596200167
>Go to jail for touching a cone?
extremism
property damage
500 euro ticket

>>596200206
>>596200233
GET THE FUCKING VIDEO OR I WILL FUCKING BURN DOWN THE WHOLE CONES

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FUCK

>>596200233
But I'm out of weed

Does anyone know why the flags are at half-mast?

That moment when i ask in the WoW trade channel if anyone is online from nyc

>>596200417
we have to make this happen

>>596200324
Wow, that's much for no actual damage done.

>>596200374
where is the touchdown

the guy in orange looks promising

>>596200403
somebody died probably who cares WE'RE GONNA GET A DANCING CONE MAN

>>596200324
Pussies

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I am watching this traffic cone like a hawk on my laptop while my dad sits opposite the kitchen table looking up anime girls on chan on his tablet

>>596200403

Death of Saudi Arabian king. Seriously.

Just once, I want to see someone fucking deliver.

I wonder if the orange guy is patrolling the cone because of this thread

Is anyone gonna do it?

>>596187760
go back to shagging your sheep, NZ fag. big words from a small baby man.

what is this orange cunt doing, clearly cone patrol

wish some of these things were made near me. You have no idea how quick I'd be there.

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>>596200598
we will be victorious

>>596200729

Yeah. For sure. (Obviously fucking not)

what's the orange dude up to...?

>>596200814
He's teasing us

DAMMMMMMMN SON! THAT DUDE WAS CLOSE AS FUCK!

>>596200729
if i was orange guy i'd have put that shit on my head by now

so clooooose....

Fuck that guy.

>>596200856
THIS FUCKING ORANGE GUY GODDAMNIT

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he basically touched it

SOMEONE FUCKING KICK THE CONE DOWN

dude if i lived in NYC id be wearing a anonymous mask so damn fast.. id prolly hit the orange dude in the head with it

somebody call the mcdonalds across the street and ask them to send someone to touch the cone for gods sake

okay we need a drone to gly there and get a better picture

>>596185835
fucking kek

>>596201041
TOP KEK

>>596201064
anon is genius.. attempting

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I remember the hours and hours I used to waste on the card stand threads , this is worse

>>596201064
fucking BRILLIANT

>>596201064
Not a terrible idea.

>>596201100
>>596201141
>>596201137
THAN K YOU

i hope someone is recording this

>>596201100

Tell us what they say.

>>596201219
Y, u gonna do it?

Soooo, you're telling me, of ALLL of /b/ NOONE has somebody near 4th & broadway?

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No one has gone near the cone for like 5 minutes I'm freaking out

>>596201311
Just from the old fashioned Amsterdam

>>596201311

Might be because of the time of day.

(212) 921-8900

McDonald's
1560 Broadway
New York, NY 10036
United States

how do i watch that camera!

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call em and ask

I'm gonna walk up and fuck that cone up. I live 3 minutes away

>>596201115
he died?

>>596201479
link in op

>>596201435
OKAY BUT HOW TO ASK THEM TO TOUCH THE CONE WITHOUT BEING CREEPY?

Hilarious

Do I call and vocaroo?

Someone is going to get out of a cab, walk towards it, stand there looking at the cone and the camera, maybe even walk around it and then, go away.

>>596201479
retard.

>>596201498
do it

>>596201435

Call the number. What are you gonna say?

"Umm excuse me please can you touch the cone." - Na it aint gonna work.

Think to think of a way to get them to do it without straight up asking.

>>596201545
Please.

if someone finds a camera in Muncie, Indiana, ill fuck that shit up.

>>596201508
this is b, not possible

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>those reviews
fukken lol'd

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Every single taxi makes me sense up in the vain hope that perhaps somebody will jump out and touch the cone

>>596201557

Sshhh. I have a better idea. - 3 minutes away guy

>>596201491
>>596201630

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>>596201500
dunno, searched like crazy but because it's in chinkinese nobody has the backstory

calling, will vocaroo. one minute

just say a radio show has is trying to get someone to knock over the cone and that there's thousands of people watching live!

(212) 921-8900

McDonald's
1560 Broadway
New York, NY 10036
United States

>>596201687
>>596201658
Good.

>>596201591
we could say that its a secret game show they will win 10,000 dollars, surely some idiot mcdonalds employee would try it just on the offchance it might work

Someone order pizza and ask them to deliver it to the cone.

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This tension is literally killing me.

>like this cam

what the fuck is this facebook?
kek

>>596201728
Or we could do that.

>>596201491
Those dumbass comments

DAMNIT! I keep thinking orange jacket guy was gonna do it!

The workers. The orange fagt. They have no idea just what's actually going on around them, and the neckbeards that watch in the darkness.

Shit,that Orange Guy, teasing like crazy again!

if only we could access a mega phone in the area.... the possibiities would be glorious

>>596201697

Hey this is James White And Comedy Joe calling from Radio7Live NYC. We're currently live on the air and blah blah blah TOUCH THE CONE.

On phone now. Omw - 3 minute guy

>>596201728
YES!

>>596201728
holy shit this

>>596201746
i feel your pain, it must happen

>>596201859
Im recording my screen.. get that cone anon!!!

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IF SOMEBODY DOESN'T TOUCH THIS FUCKING CONE SOON I SWEAR IM GONNA SNAP

>>596201658
It's been 3 minutes....deliver!!!

>>596201728
More things should happen tonight to that cone. He is gonna be happy.

>>596201904
You better WEBM that shit if OP delivers

LORD THIS GUY ON THE PHONE

>>596183339

We could try get in contact with the workers in orange vests. Would probably require a lot of bluffing to get a contact number.

>>596201498
>>596201658

Where are you faggots?

>>596201963
This will be on youtube the minute op delivars

>>596201435
has anyone even called this shit?

I hope 3 minutes away guy just grabs the cone and goes totally fucking ape, throwing it around and generally making as scene

i've been on 4chan wayyyy too long because of this fuggin thread...gotdamn cone.

THE COCKTEASE GODDAMNIT

god fucking damnit

HOLY SHI-

HE WAS SO CLOSE

fUCK

guy just walked past

>>596202014

Anyone who says 3 minutes/5minutes/30 minutes away is talking shit.

I am 11 minutes away.

thought that was 3 minutes guy.. fuuuuuuh

these anons are faggots. if i lived near a cam i'd fling that shit across the street for free

http://vocaroo.com/i/s01rYsKeSZib talked to him on the phone, he thought I was joking. Shitty quality and at the end he just says he doesn't have time for it. Oh well.

mfw when they get to the cone at the same time and brawl for it

>>596202222
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s01rYsKeSZib
quads

if someone would give the cone a people's elbow i could die in peace

>>596202222
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s01rYsKeSZib
are you fucking 12?

SOMEONE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO IT IN MY LIFETIME!! I BEG OF YOOOOUUU!!!

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>>596202222
quads

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>>596202222
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s01rYsKeSZib
>>596202222
>>596202222
>>596202222
>>596202222

>>596202222
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s01rYsKeSZib

Wow, First deliver of the day, good job anon.

We need to call another one of the stores in times square. You were good.

FUCK ME

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>>596202222
12 y/o get the fuck out

that group that just walked past FUCK YOU ALL

>>596202413

It's a girl.

>>596202334
Nope.

>>596202222
Tits or gtfo

>>596202334
Be glad she recorded it, most people won't do that.

Call it in as an explosive

>>596202222
Well if any anon doesn't deliver this call was fucking pointless

>>596202433
still 12

someone start streaming this on twitch so we can watch is and have a live chat at the same time

>>596186553
ayyyyy nice trips, i see 3 5's in there.
[email protected]

send me sum 5 dorrars bro.

IM STILL RECORDING WHERE YOU FAGGOTS AT!

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>>596202222

>>596202433
This. Am grill.

Standing guy seems promising

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could this be the one?

omg wtf ahhhhhhhhhhhh

>>596202462
and go to jail ? NOOOPE!

3 minute away guy doesn't live 3 minutes away

>>596202462
THIS!

>that awkward staring at the cone
>just walks past

FUCK YOU

someone just walked really close to it... damn

>>596202446
Read the rules of the net and understand them,
Tits or gtfo applies when the person in question states she is a girl on the net, no such thing has been done

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s01rYsKeSZib

that person just walked closer to the cone than anyone I've ever seen before

>>596202462
This.
Say someone placed a suspicious item under the cone

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I expect something to pop out at me going inbetween all these cameras. I have PTSD now cause of that fucking game

All you faggots shut up im trying to watch anon not delivar

THEY WERE CONES!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXvTn6-Z6Cw

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WINRAR

[email protected]

I thought finally it was happening! But it was as disappointing as the happening.

>>596202615
Kill yourself stupid nigger see this

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>>596202705
u faker

>>596202705
shit shoop

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FUCK THAT FUCKING CONE GO OUTSIDE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS!

>>596202658
Yeah but then that Mcdonald's will be like oh a girl called in about the cone not long ago

GOD must we wait this long?? can some murifag go do something with it?? i got a airplane tripp that takes 10hours... so please! go do something muricans!

>>596202638
why the fuck is that typing

the cone remains untouched you niggers

Callin mcdonalds again

I CANT GO TO SLEEP UNTIL SOMEONE DROPKICKS THAT CONE

>>596202879
prove it

Some anon out there needs to defy the odds.

somebody get the fuck out there and piss on that cone

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>>596202807
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s01rYsKeSZib
kill ourselves

oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>>596202916
riiiiiiiight? jeebus tits!

dont know how to record it.. ideas?

A taxi stopped near!

Started Twitch stream for live chatting.

twitch dot tv slash shock__T

fuck this, im going to bed. OP better post a webm when it happens

Call another store.. This time say something good! NOBODY is gonna go out there for a bet made by some idiots.. You got a TV excuse, Radio show excuse, a fucking treasure hunt! I don't give a fuck!!

i'm here get ready

>>596202956
going to kill myself if i dont stop hearing my voice though

>>596203054
inbound

Its 5 30 in new york... repost in a few hours

>>596203101
BUT I AM READY.

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>>596203125
you should

POLICE!!!

Any cams in Boston? Find one and I'll do something

Someone call in a bomb threat on that fucking cone

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>>596203225

>>596203225
Thinking about it.

Someone start a new bread before this one gets pruned

3 min guy - cone acquired

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somebody please just come sprinting in from right of frame and punt that cone well into the air across to the left, thanks

>>596203259
HAHAHAHAHA That'll get'er done!

I'm going to make some cereal. This shit better not have moved before I get back

>>596203311
wat

fuck off spiderman this is serious business I've been here for 30 minutes

>>596203357
Good idea.

>>596203444
Trippy mcdippy

>>596203101
WHERE ARE YOU CUNT!

>>596203311
So how long is the delay on the cam?

on the phone with mcdonalds! lmao

Someone else call McDonalds

Spiderman you're from NY you fag, go stick that cone in your pooper

>>596203357
"make" cereal...
lmao

>>596203359
Operation cone molestation in progress. Just biding my time. Fucking banned message wouldn't let me post that in was here. Had to reboot phone.

Working my Chub up before operation cone fuck ensues.