I can't think of anything either, really. Maybe something like credit/debit card number censorship?
>type card details into messaging service
>when sent, is sent as symbols to help prevent fraud
>ask applefags for card details to test it for them
It's already done m8...
And it was pretty successful I might add.
We must come up with new ideas, an innovation to troll applefags into destroying their phones.
But they have evolved :(
They know how to google shit.
We must come up with something smart, something that will make the average apple fanboy go "holy shit I must have this" with NO HESITATION.
What about something like the device utilising the front or back camera (depending on orientation of the device) to detect something that may break it, like being stomped on, and hardens it to withstand the damage or vibrates it away?
well if everyone says to do so..
but on the other hand, that picture is like from 2010 or some shit, and updating it to the latest shitty ifetish font is boring
ifags are stupid, but not that stupid.
Seriously, did your teacher beat you for putting a magnet near your shitty MS DOS stations in kindergarten or something? Sounds like you were scarred for life.
designerfag back, enlarged photo. should be big enough
How about the software that is able to sense the liquid and turns on vibration shaking off that liquid
eg. did you drop your phone into paint? no worries the new self cleaning app is here to do the job for you
Honestly, as gullible as these fuckers are (jobs must have a comfy grave with d@ markup)... all this is short lived or has been done.
All I can think is that enticing fuckers in on mass is going to take something they want... "new jailbreak procedure/free music/apps by doing [x]" might get somewhere but the options for how much you can upfuck a phone with instructions like that are slim.
maybe something about sanding off a layer of the screen making it brighter or more responsive?
Or some shpiel about apple partnering with or buying out a hydrophobic coating company, iPhones now hydrophobic, could back it up by actually coating one with a hydriphobic film and waterproofing it?
Or flame resistant... fucknows.
lol we r going to make .01% of the .01% of iphone users who see r picture deplete their battery slightly! anonymous legion expect us! im gonna tell my mom im a hacker and master troll from the chans!
says the guy trying to pull the shittiest lol internet troll prank ever.
Good idea in theory. But if you're actually gonna go through with it, fix the syntax (wording and stuff) in your ad to sound like an actual Apple ad. Go read some of the shit on their site and try to sound more like them
Well this exact image was published a few months ago and a bunch of retards burned their phones in their microwave...
People don't care about syntax, grammar or punctuation bro.
(And neither, do I?)
Although mine looks somewhat graphically better, your's is a way better idea. Hahaha. I might remake that then we can spread it>>595932261
It should be good now.>>595933668
Give more feedback if possible.
Fml, made a typo.
done & done
and they WILL show up to your house if you call 911, they'd think you got killed, but either way they apprehend "prank callers"
>To see if Flame is functioning properly...
To activate flame, place...
>if you get...trying to fit your
If you receive... trying to the
>you don't have to worry every again
You will never have to worry again
>that has been hidden in the iphone
That we've concealed in the iphone until drivers were properly updated.
Just my 2cents
>to iOS, not iOS 8
>Flame makes use of revolutionary new material science, developed by Apple
>Flame is automatically downloaded with the new iOS 8 update, and is always on and ready.
>To check its functionality, hold your iPhone above any naked flame for between 15 and 30 seconds.
>A temperature warning will appear the first time as the software is configured, but after that Flame is active.
>iOS 8 has allowed us to explore new ways of altering the properties of the iPhone casing
>Advanced metallurgy means the internals of your phone will be shielded from high temperatures and open flames.
>The hotter the temperature, the stronger the metal becomes, it's a revolution.
>Flame, the iPhone just got hotter.
You've got to Apple-ise it up bit.
How about we tell them that iOS8 has software that uses the accelerometer to detect when the device has been dropped. The battery sends all power to the screen, electrifying the glass making it super hard. You can now drop your iPhone from over 5m before the screen will break.
Want me to add anything?
Feedback please. If we want this to be successful, we have to make it look professional.
Rewrite that whole first paragraph.
>Freeze is Apple's latest and best breakthrough in charger technology, and a revolution for the mobile industry.
>By supercooling circuits within the iPhone, Freeze can extend your battery life by almost 3x normal capacity
>Freeze is automatically added to iOS 8 the next time you sync your phone with iTunes, no need for extra downloads.
>Freeze, the iPhone just got cooler.
Alright /b/ros, tell me if this is good.
Redid the entire text, probably made a few autistic typos.
It's me. I'm probably done, I'm a bit tired & bored from making graphics.
Anyways, yes: it effectively calls 911. Once the user does it, it will be too late to hang up and get away with it, resulting in v&.
It's a good idea but it doesn't sound like something apple would put on their products. Maybe we should say it's for entering the waiting list for iOS 9. Say it's based on a random chance so it's better to try it several times (3 to 5 is enough but it could
be more). If they're selected they should receive an SMS saying "You are officially on the waiting list for the all new iOS 9, thanks for supporting our products and believing in us."