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idea for fake apple ad?
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idea for fake apple ad?
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>>595920539
Totally legit.
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>>595920687
sorry, meant looking for
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>>595920539
Stop trolling OP. This is an Internet secret the oldfags don't want you to know.
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Yes gud
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you sck idiot no one will believe this.
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>>595920871
i thought 9fags invented it?
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Apple Aqua.

Makes your ios 8 device immediately tighten every hole on itself when in contact with water.

Uses electro-neuron technology to sense common liquids like water.
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>>595920539
that is potato quality . anything official would be high resolution, and extremely clear text.
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>>595921963
not sure if trolling..
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>>595921963
There was already a waterproofing one
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>>595922747
Oh then idk
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How about using a magnet as a method of charnging?
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>>595922965
I can't think of anything either, really. Maybe something like credit/debit card number censorship?

>type card details into messaging service
>when sent, is sent as symbols to help prevent fraud
>ask applefags for card details to test it for them
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Microwave was alredy done
Water-proof was alredy done
The question is what else can be done
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>>595923256
well that wouldn't destroy the phone..
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>>595923256
Neodymium magnet rubbed all over phone to charge. Some shit about magnetic fields stimulating electrons.

This guy, I like this
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>>595923256
What exactly do you think a magnet is going to do to an iPhone?
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>>595923684
Did you pass high school?
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>>595923684
>>595923773
Magnets can fuck with electronic devices, can wipe it and make it a very expensive paperweight
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>>595921963
well i may just stick with this, and make a new one. found an amazing wet iphone 6 pic, just cut it out of background
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>>595923932
Its a good idea. Someone should make an add for it
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toasting your iphone for a quick boost on battery
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>>595923846
i mean physically, because we need rageposts like the blownup iphones on twitter
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airplane mode makes it glide
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>>595920539
You made me cringe. Wow.
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>>595923940
Nah something new would be better imo
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I'm a designer, just throw ideas at me and if it's good I'll make it.
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>>595923932
Magnets fuck up old CRT screens and can distort magnetic hard drives, neither of which an iPhone have. Join us in 2015, /b/ro.
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>>595923932
Not with an iPhone. Magnets fuck with magnetic storage like hard drives but iPhones don't have hard drives.
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>>595921963
It's already done m8...

And it was pretty successful I might add.


We must come up with new ideas, an innovation to troll applefags into destroying their phones.

But they have evolved :(
They know how to google shit.

We must come up with something smart, something that will make the average apple fanboy go "holy shit I must have this" with NO HESITATION.
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>>595924465
*iPhone has/iPhones have.
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>>595924465
How about you rub a neodymium magnet all over your smartphone and see what happens?
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>>595920539
You can heat it on a (moderate) radiator for 30 mins to charge extra 20%
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>>595924656
because faggot hipsters and white girls will have neodymium magnets lying around. Fuck off you mongoloid.
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>>595924465
yeah man, now go rub magnet all over your phone i am sure nothing will happen cos its 2015 now
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>>595924656

>>595924833
This. Took the words right off of my fingers.
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umm... maybe something like putting the iphone in water, in a freezer, which makes the battery last 200% longer? dunno, need ideas
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What about something like the device utilising the front or back camera (depending on orientation of the device) to detect something that may break it, like being stomped on, and hardens it to withstand the damage or vibrates it away?
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>>595924197
>This
Give instructions on how to properly throw it after putting it in airplane mode
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>>595921411
you dont know apple users
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Fuck the iPhones up with magnets?
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>>595924656
I sell them on ebay. Jus look for the worst feedback score. But I'm legit. You stupid cunt
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designerfag here
use this template if you're making one
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>>595925167
They wont put their iPhones in water. But putting your phone in the freezer for 5 hours or so... Dunno if it's enough to break it.
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>>595925491
Too small.
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>>595925169
>vibrates it away
i imagined an iphone virbrating away saying in a generic voice software "fuck you, i´m sick of this shit"
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>>595925342
wont work, idiot. A magnet cannot damage your iPhone - the screen works by capacitance. The only thing it could perhaps affect is the compass
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>>595925342
well if everyone says to do so..

but on the other hand, that picture is like from 2010 or some shit, and updating it to the latest shitty ifetish font is boring
>>595924197
ifags are stupid, but not that stupid.
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>>595924957
>>595924656

http://www.ehow.com/info_12182802_magnets-harm-iphone.html

Seriously, did your teacher beat you for putting a magnet near your shitty MS DOS stations in kindergarten or something? Sounds like you were scarred for life.
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>>595925491
Looks like an empty mugshot. Where's the niggers?
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>>595925491
you literally only erased the writing from the origial pic.
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>>595925765
Can see if I can make it look not shitty and newer.
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>>595925664
designerfag back, enlarged photo. should be big enough
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>>595925491
thanks, anon
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bump
dont die
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If quads then no ad
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How about the software that is able to sense the liquid and turns on vibration shaking off that liquid
eg. did you drop your phone into paint? no worries the new self cleaning app is here to do the job for you
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>>595926625
dont bump this autistic shit thread
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cump for justice
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holy fuck, the freezer thing seems plausible

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/08/iphone-cold-temperatures_n_4561746.html
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>>595926812
>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/08/iphone-cold-temperatures_n_4561746.html
sounds good
making now
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sage goes in all fields
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>595920539
any waywe could trick people into calling 911?
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>>595926756
already exists, don't tl;dr the above posts please
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Honestly, as gullible as these fuckers are (jobs must have a comfy grave with d@ markup)... all this is short lived or has been done.

All I can think is that enticing fuckers in on mass is going to take something they want... "new jailbreak procedure/free music/apps by doing [x]" might get somewhere but the options for how much you can upfuck a phone with instructions like that are slim.

maybe something about sanding off a layer of the screen making it brighter or more responsive?

Or some shpiel about apple partnering with or buying out a hydrophobic coating company, iPhones now hydrophobic, could back it up by actually coating one with a hydriphobic film and waterproofing it?

Or flame resistant... fucknows.
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>>595926931
lol we r going to make .01% of the .01% of iphone users who see r picture deplete their battery slightly! anonymous legion expect us! im gonna tell my mom im a hacker and master troll from the chans!
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>>595925948
yes...
that's why it's called a TEMPLATE
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>>595927280
If you leave your phone inbetween two powerful magnets its battery will last longer
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>>595927042
Did you know that there is a hack to erase your record for data usage? Take the internet back, for the people. Dial *67-Z-11 for free internet
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ITT: Trying way too hard.
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I got bored midway, but here, have this.
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we shoud make those fools start plugging 2 lightning connectors in power outlet somehow. i think it would fit for usa. tell them it will power computer or mac or some shit
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>>595928242
magnets wont damage an iphone, faggot
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Trollism you are not
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gonna work on all of these and start posting. in return, please keep this thread alive with suggestions
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>>595928542
Pretty sure it depends on the magnet, why are your jimmies so rustled anyways?
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working on mine. keep alive pls
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>>595928766
If thread doesn't live just make a new post.
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o
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>>595928242
Looks fakes. I phone's too wide. Screen's not bright enough
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>>595929434
So immature get a girlfriend
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>>595929586
says the guy trying to pull the shittiest lol internet troll prank ever.
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come on designer faggots
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>>595920539
Good idea in theory. But if you're actually gonna go through with it, fix the syntax (wording and stuff) in your ad to sound like an actual Apple ad. Go read some of the shit on their site and try to sound more like them
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>>595930243
Well this exact image was published a few months ago and a bunch of retards burned their phones in their microwave...

People don't care about syntax, grammar or punctuation bro.

(And neither, do I?)
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Maybe an app which shows ur weight when u will stand on ur ipad?
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>>595925220
with the iphone 6 plus, just bend it into an airplane shape
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op here, working on it, almost done.. keep bumping
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Plug any exposed metal wire into charge slot, and insert it into an outlet. Instant charge!
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Behold. Any changes, lmk.
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>>595931837
okay bump
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>>595931837
hurry based op

bump
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buuuuuuuuump
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>>595931468
op here, change the question font to ios font, and add a question mark to "how does it work"
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>>595931960
>>595931468
nice
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THE END IS NEAR
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>>595931960
nice
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>>595930243
You've gotta suck a lotta dick to break your jaw up that bad you sound like them.
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>>595931960
GG
winrar
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you left the word 'wave' in there faggot
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>>595932088
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>>595920539
bump
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kill
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Maybe we should go with a software thing instead of hardware. Make them download something that will wipe out their phones.
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>>595932777
op here, almost done!
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>>595932261
Can confirm, been off-their-grid for the past few months
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>>595932261
What does this actually do?
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Mine still says wave, fixing. This is a cool thread, make a new one if it 404's.
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>>595933090
you'd be effectively prank calling 9-11. You'll def get in trouble
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>>595931960
Rework the last paragraph, vehement is a poor choice of wording.
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Although mine looks somewhat graphically better, your's is a way better idea. Hahaha. I might remake that then we can spread it>>595932261
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It should be good now.>>595933668
Give more feedback if possible.
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>>595933445
police may show up at your house
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Fml, made a typo.
done & done
>>595934132
and they WILL show up to your house if you call 911, they'd think you got killed, but either way they apprehend "prank callers"
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>>595932839
phones or macs
"simply connect your iphone to youe mac, open the Terminal app, located under Utilities and input 'sudo rm -rf /' to activate the hidden feature"?
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>>595934540
hahaha i could see people falling for that, if we could get them to put shit in their microwaves then it's official
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>>595934254
you gonna remake the other one? Cops showing up is better than a broken iphone
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>>595934882
yeah. when 404 i'll make a new thread cuz this shit is looking kinky
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>>595934012
2nd paragraph
>To see if Flame is functioning properly...
To activate flame, place...

>if you get...trying to fit your
If you receive... trying to the

>you don't have to worry every again
You will never have to worry again

3rd paragraph
>that has been hidden in the iphone
That we've concealed in the iphone until drivers were properly updated.

Just my 2cents
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some variation of this?
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>>595920539
there's also a universal version
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>>595935384
>>595931468
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hey op here, finally done!
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I'm monitoring this thread
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>>595920539
>next big thing
>samsung
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>>595935917
I liek dis
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changing halt depletion for a few hours to halt depletion for 24 hours
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>>595935917
ITT: Shit tier design
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>>595934254
>to iOS, not iOS 8
>Flame makes use of revolutionary new material science, developed by Apple
>Past iPhones

>Flame is automatically downloaded with the new iOS 8 update, and is always on and ready.
>To check its functionality, hold your iPhone above any naked flame for between 15 and 30 seconds.
>A temperature warning will appear the first time as the software is configured, but after that Flame is active.

>iOS 8 has allowed us to explore new ways of altering the properties of the iPhone casing
>Advanced metallurgy means the internals of your phone will be shielded from high temperatures and open flames.
>The hotter the temperature, the stronger the metal becomes, it's a revolution.
>Flame, the iPhone just got hotter.

You've got to Apple-ise it up bit.
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Bumping for someone to fix the 911 call one
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>>595936272
This.
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How about we tell them that iOS8 has software that uses the accelerometer to detect when the device has been dropped. The battery sends all power to the screen, electrifying the glass making it super hard. You can now drop your iPhone from over 5m before the screen will break.
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>>595936272
Definitely this, someone get on this
Last line makes it perfect
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Want me to add anything?
Feedback please. If we want this to be successful, we have to make it look professional.
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>>595935917
Rewrite that whole first paragraph.

>Freeze is Apple's latest and best breakthrough in charger technology, and a revolution for the mobile industry.
>By supercooling circuits within the iPhone, Freeze can extend your battery life by almost 3x normal capacity
>Freeze is automatically added to iOS 8 the next time you sync your phone with iTunes, no need for extra downloads.
>Freeze, the iPhone just got cooler.
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>>595936578
maybe a crossed out carrier logo at the bottom. The top copy seems squeezed. Is it the correct typeface?
the right side copy doesnt seem centered
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>>595936578
>hack
Yeah, that's not gonna fly.

>>595935917
It's ugly as fuck, text is misaligned and redacted in a poor manner. Try again.
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>>595936578
so it gets people to Google something fishy and get v&?
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>>595920539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHUALlAvnUc
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>>595936578
Before I give suggestions, what does that number/code actually do?
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>>595937133
It's calling 911
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>>595935941
Hahaha holy shit this is perfect
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>>595936578
Not an applefag what does that shit do?
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>>595937395
Didn't even realize
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>>595937442
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>>595936578
Don't use the word "hack", dumb people will be scared of it.
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>>595920539
This shit has been done to death already. Come up with something original
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>>595935917
Design is not apple-like
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>>595937611
Oh shit, why did you use that picture, the end of that film hits the feels so damn hard.
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Alright /b/ros, tell me if this is good.
Redid the entire text, probably made a few autistic typos.
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>>595937543
>>595937442
>>595937433
>>595937395
>>595936578

Maybe include that this is for US customers only?
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>>595938151
forgot pic
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>>595938130
I dig it!
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>>595938130
seems to obvious, are people really this stupid?
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designerfag here again, fixing the temporary wifi one
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>>595938130
Still doesn't read properly, far too wordy compared to a normal apple ad.
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.
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>>595939169
win
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>>595924197
kek
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>>595939169
beautiful
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>>595939169
It's me. I'm probably done, I'm a bit tired & bored from making graphics.

Anyways, yes: it effectively calls 911. Once the user does it, it will be too late to hang up and get away with it, resulting in v&.
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>>595920541
>>595939169
I know not to call it but what does calling that number do? Does it subscribe them to shit?
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>>595936578
It's a good idea but it doesn't sound like something apple would put on their products. Maybe we should say it's for entering the waiting list for iOS 9. Say it's based on a random chance so it's better to try it several times (3 to 5 is enough but it could
be more). If they're selected they should receive an SMS saying "You are officially on the waiting list for the all new iOS 9, thanks for supporting our products and believing in us."
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