I'm in Lendava, Slovenia, I don't know the language, any faggots in here? I have like 5euro and I'm hungry as hell.
Yes, lidl is in the whole Europe...I think...
You dun goofed
Well I don't know lendava, but I agree with >>595844991
They are pretty common, they came about 10 years ago, same time hofer did.
get in that lidl and buy like 20 days worth of food for 5€
Yes, I fuckin do.
I don't know what to do, Probably I will have to stay in here until tomorrow morning because fuckin Sunday.
I've just got a text from my father, he said that it's not good...
Well there is your answer.
>Go to police station
>Get arrested because you are not allowed to be here
>Get kicked out of the country
>Profit. You just managed to get out of this country.
all you need in eu is an identification proof of some sort. if you don't have passport, you must have at least identity card. withouth it you're fucked in your home country too. but if you have it, you are free to travel in any schengen country. so stop bitching, you have a car.
I have like a half of polish zloty, mineral water, juice and two chocolate bars.
-"but honey, it´s winter and he is still our son!"
-"damnit woman, he is 18 now, i lived on my own for 3 years already at that age. he is old enough to take care of himself"
-"do you want to kick him out?"
-"no, just takin for a ride..."
and thats how op
go to the next police station, anon. use google translator for telling them what you want and that you lost your passport. They'll help you and give you shelter for the night.
dude wtf what kind of dad do you have? going to zagreb to fuck bitches, leaving son alone in the middle of horseshit? he should come and get you or at least give you some moniez, does he expect you to "just survive" while its freezing cold? wtf?
op is beta as fuck and not even realizing it
Go to local police station. If they don't speak English they will have access to interpreter services. explain that you have lost your passport and you need to contact your consulate. You won't starve there and your countries consular will be able to help you. Remember, that's why we have consulates for this type of faggotry.
Okay, I will go get some help, I'm on Wi-Fi because data roaming is fuckin expensive, so I will be offline. Stay tuned, I will write in here when I get Wi-Fi next time.
Dude, the girls in Lendava are hot and usually pretty easy, so there is that option if Op's a looker.
zagreb lendava is not even 2 hours according to maps, still father says "it doesent look good" tho he has a passport.
apparentely your dad just kicked you out, sorry man. what a nice birthday trip.
If he was stranded against his will, they can wave the fee. Fact of the matter, the fag is stranded. Better to get some help from the cops and get home than to put down roots in Slovenia. Let's face it this kid isn't the brightest bulb in the box, he's asking /b/ for help.
Yeah, on second thought, get the fuck out of Slovenia as fast as you can. It's a corrupt and racist little shitbit between some pretty decent countries. Go north.
I'm just standing in there. Dad called me and said that he's waiting for someone to unload his truck and he's worried as shieeet and told me to go get some beer and just wait.
Cops, in my experience, speak jack shit English.
Slovenians are known for their relative lack of accent while speaking English, you can easily tell a Russian or a Serb from a native speaker, not always so with Slovenes.
how many pollocks does it take to get lost is slovenia?
OP here, thanks for the help, one of you actually showed up and helped me. I praise him with all my heart , he is a true hero. Here is his pic
OP, here's what you should do:
fuck you pass
if you have your driving license or something just go to the police, tell them you are from poland and you lost your passport
implying something would happen if i went from austria to germany and have no passport
no one would care
ADVICE FOR OP
JUST RUN TROUGH THE WOODS, AND WHEN YOU REACH THE BORDER WATCH OUT FOR LAND MINES AND BLOODHOUNDS. COMMUNISTS ARE STILL ALIVE AND WANT TO SEE YOU BURN YOU FUCKING POLLACK. KUČAN WANTS YOU DEAD
DON'T GO TO THE POLICE STATION, THEY ARE IN ON THIS SHIT. RUN LIKE HELL TO THE NEAREST WOOD. AND FIND A MAN WITH A FLOWER IN HIS BEARD. THEY CALL HIM OSAMA. HE CAN GET YOU A FAKE GERMAN PASSPORT. GOOD LUCK
This, I lived there or several months and never had problems with communicating. Literally everyone I met spoke at least a conversational level of English.
yes, he was trying to say that you should use hand motions to say you need a place to stay (putting hands together under your head-sleeping)
but srsly, why don't you just go to police station? tell them your story, you'll be in a warm place, they'l give you something to eat etc.
Slovenian people are generaly friendly, but i tell you, if there was someone knocking on my door and asking for charity and above that, in a foreign language, i would find this awfully suspicious and close the door.
go to authorities, if you have at least some sort of ID, you shouldn't have more problems than just fill out a form or something
I'll take the Alps or Rockies over the Balkans any day, milošenigger.
Be careful they don't shoot you in the back, Slovenes are famous for it.
Mfw everyone I met in slo spoke English.
Break something off. Prepare for war.
Scream at them "Ya Russki grajdanin, tui hochish voiyna?!"
Then promptly go viking berserker and smash their faces in with a lead pipe you broke off from the toilet plumbing or the seat cover or whatever
love this thread
i know fuck all about slovenia except when we played you in the world cup and that its actually a civilized balkan country
here i am looking up slovenian in-jokes about former prime ministers while listening to weird accordion music
bless u 4chan
Shit, I dunno mate. I hear accordions and my kneejerk reaction is Italy and Serbia. Slovenes probably have it too though, since they're close to both.
This guy also says there's slovene music in here with accordions, so I assume my previous assumption was wrong
This is the number for the Lendava Interpol station, if you can't get through otherwise.
02 577 47 50
Also try this site if you want
Didn't you hear? Yugoslavia isn't a country anymore.
>tfw all of your constituent republics say "fuck this, we can't be a country with serbšits"
Yeah, it's a shame. Stopped killing each other for a little while, anyways. Always liked the concept of Greater Yugoslavia if just because they might actually become something of a regional power if they worked together.
Well, yeah, if it's done under an Orthodox-influenced government. All the constituent republics broke off though and Yugoslavia was communist, which I would assume means no state religion (as that's one of the central tenets).
Also, right before WWI after the First Balkan War (versus Turkey) they all started fighting each other a year afterwards. It's always been a volatile region.
Right, but as far as I'm aware they didn't break down from top-down Orthodoxy enforcement-induced revolt. It wasn't so much as Orthodoxy's fault as it was the three religions and the various ethnicity all together. Orthodoxy is as much to blame as Islam, Catholicism, and the various ethnicities.
>Okay, and what I will tell him? "can I stay here for the nightó
Szczerze w Austrii pozwolili mi nocować na stacji benzynowej nawet dali nam jakies koce polarowe. Zwyczejnie idź na stację i popros ich.
>starve to death
I hope they put another wall up in New Orleans, too. That levee wasn't enough. If you're talking about a border wall with Mexico, however, I'm opposed to that.
Also, I'm married to a Jewish girl, you buttmad faggot.
Well what do you expect dumbass. Next time go to a fucking police station like everyone suggested instead of walking into the convenient store and deciding to sleep on the toilet.
maybe he turned on roaming
if the car is not blue and the people are not in blue uniforms gtfo of there and call 113.
can you write the signs of the car signs (behind or front)? see picture for example